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i HATE it, so i try to avoid it the best i can, but sometimes i just cannot avoid it. i judge people all the time for doing it, so naturally i feel like a big hypocrit and am extremely ashamed when i think about it after i did it. i just dont know how to stop doing it though. i have given up asking my girlfriend to wipe better because no matter what there are always dinkleberries entangled in her crack hair or some leftovers around her rim, and she only will allow me to give her head while shes on all four. any ideas?
Forever.Zero
08/02/09, 04:52 PM
:appl:
jjjkman
08/02/09, 04:55 PM
eww..
SincerelyMe
08/02/09, 04:56 PM
http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu285/Dr_Unk/4ba0e49a59ab017ff484662b394acf69_pi .jpg
samsara
08/02/09, 05:01 PM
How the fuck does an unregistered person post?
LaDiabla
08/02/09, 05:04 PM
Buy her a razor
or STOP FUCKING YETIS
jesse_hitz
08/02/09, 05:04 PM
http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu285/Dr_Unk/4ba0e49a59ab017ff484662b394acf69_pi .jpg
I agree
BryterJonah
08/02/09, 05:13 PM
http://nowthatiam30.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/x-files1.jpg
jjjkman
08/02/09, 05:14 PM
That just isn't right.........
That's where poop comes from.
bailmeout13
08/02/09, 05:16 PM
I really thought this was in reference to people sucking up to another and being referred to as a "Brown Noser." I guess in a way it is...?
jjjkman
08/02/09, 05:28 PM
I really thought this was in reference to people sucking up to another and being referred to as a "Brown Noser." I guess in a way it is...?
Entering the threat, this is what I thought too.
That whole is meant to be an exit only.....all butt related sex is nasty...
That's where poop comes from.
4N6 science
08/02/09, 05:39 PM
Greath thread we have here, dare I should say this is epic?
I really thought this was in reference to people sucking up to another and being referred to as a "Brown Noser." I guess in a way it is...?
haha i did too until i relized its a personal life thread and every thread in here is either about anal, or ends up being about anal somehow. i dont post here ofter but everytime i come in here assholes are involved.
muttley
08/02/09, 06:36 PM
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/5481/lolwutsp3.jpg
bladerdude360
08/02/09, 06:39 PM
Hahahahahaha. Too bad it's fake.
deFobbed14yrs
08/02/09, 06:41 PM
you sure its a she, and not a he
Anal, you're doing it wrong.
you have to lick it clean first. jeez.
Cameronisonfire
08/02/09, 09:55 PM
Story of my life
AndrewIcex
08/02/09, 10:18 PM
:-|
kdefrisc
08/03/09, 12:24 AM
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/5481/lolwutsp3.jpg
hahaha that's my favorite one
Gumbyjag
08/03/09, 12:33 AM
take one for the team.
you sure its a she, and not a he
this.
Ross7406
08/03/09, 09:29 AM
The fact that you're messing around with a chick that has ass crack hair is the real problem here.
yah need to stick a probity probe up there first, yah lark!
Rey1789
08/03/09, 09:43 AM
i would post something relevant but gotta go through up now
Buy her a razor
or STOP FUCKING YETIS
i asked her before... but she won't shave it because "it will just grow in thicker and will be itchy". so last night i shaved it while she was sleeping as she is a heavy sleeper thinking she would never even notice and i had no problems... i think she realized in the shower this morning because she didn't even say anything to me after and i could tell she was angry, she just left and slammed the door... i really don't understand, would you girls be offended if your fiancee shaved your anus in your sleep?
LaDiabla
08/03/09, 12:18 PM
i asked her before... but she won't shave it because "it will just grow in thicker and will be itchy". so last night i shaved it while she was sleeping as she is a heavy sleeper thinking she would never even notice and i had no problems... i think she realized in the shower this morning because she didn't even say anything to me after and i could tell she was angry, she just left and slammed the door... i really don't understand, would you girls be offended if your fiancee shaved your anus in your sleep?
Yes, I would be offended if my fiancee would shave my anus in my sleep.
how do you come up with all this bullshit?
Ross7406
08/03/09, 01:21 PM
This is one of the funnier fake threads in a while. Shaving your fiances ass while shes sleeping... That's classic
Stormtrooper
08/03/09, 02:23 PM
I lover these threads.
Thomas Nassiff
08/03/09, 02:34 PM
How the fuck does an unregistered person post?
:hitself:
nlcentralchamps
08/03/09, 02:54 PM
:lick:
PawelPotapowicz
08/03/09, 02:54 PM
i had no idea what brown nosing was, and then i read the first post. hahahaha
hahahahaha wow.
I really hope this is a fake account.
jjjkman
08/03/09, 05:15 PM
hahahahaha wow.
I really hope this is a fake account.
But then the hilarity would be gone...
:hitself:
i don't understand this post.
behappy123
08/03/09, 05:38 PM
I really thought this was in reference to people sucking up to another and being referred to as a "Brown Noser." I guess in a way it is...?
Me too.
This is just wrong. He must just want attention.
Thomas Nassiff
08/03/09, 07:24 PM
i don't understand this post.
it was meant to agree with the post i quoted. the smiley is beating his head because he doesnt know how an unregistered user managed to post.
Problem easily fixed... When she gets on all fours crawl underneath her. Don't be a pussy.
Ever hear of lying on your back, OP?
You must be a complete dumbass hahaha.
omgrawr
08/04/09, 02:21 PM
i HATE it, so i try to avoid it the best i can, but sometimes i just cannot avoid it. i judge people all the time for doing it, so naturally i feel like a big hypocrit and am extremely ashamed when i think about it after i did it. i just dont know how to stop doing it though. i have given up asking my girlfriend to wipe better because no matter what there are always dinkleberries entangled in her crack hair or some leftovers around her rim, and she only will allow me to give her head while shes on all four. any ideas?
i am fairly certain that when your doing it to a girl its not called head -.-
BryterJonah
08/04/09, 03:59 PM
Why would you even want to eat somebody out? It's an icky and sweaty wasteland down there.
Why would you even want to eat somebody out? It's an icky and sweaty wasteland down there.
I really hope you're joking.
MarsEatWorld
08/04/09, 04:17 PM
i am fairly certain that when your doing it to a girl its not called head -.-
HAHAHAHAHHA
BryterJonah
08/04/09, 04:19 PM
I really hope you're joking.
Don't worry bro, when you hit hit puberty you'll know where I'm coming from. ;-)
Don't worry bro, when you hit hit puberty you'll know where I'm coming from. ;-)
You're right, you are the least funny poster on this site :-| .
Good try, though.
i am fairly certain that when your doing it to a girl its not called head -.-
shes pre-op, operation is in a couple weeks. btw, she gets harder quicker when i do it from behind for some reason
anyways, she finally came home tonight :-)
hopefully, after the operation, her lack of estrogen will cause a lack in hair down there
BryterJonah
08/04/09, 07:33 PM
shes pre-op, operation is in a couple weeks. btw, she gets harder quicker when i do it from behind for some reason
anyways, she finally came home tonight :-)
hopefully, after the operation, her lack of estrogen will cause a lack in hair down there
How are you posting?
How are you posting?
Why are you posting?
BryterJonah
08/04/09, 07:38 PM
Why are you posting?
Hmm...
omgrawr
08/04/09, 07:41 PM
shes pre-op, operation is in a couple weeks. btw, she gets harder quicker when i do it from behind for some reason
anyways, she finally came home tonight :-)
hopefully, after the operation, her lack of estrogen will cause a lack in hair down there
WAT
nickthehick2
08/04/09, 08:16 PM
It happens to the best of us. :-(
BrennanHickson
08/04/09, 08:20 PM
Entering the threat, this is what I thought too.
I entered this threat with the same idea in mind.
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