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green.day666
03/22/06, 07:55 PM
what condoms r the best and y any 1 no?

apoemtothedead
03/22/06, 08:00 PM
Real men use the skin of a lion.

Tyler Revolution
03/22/06, 08:02 PM
I use Elexa Ultra Sensitive by Trojan... they feel the best to me, and I've never had a problem with them. You'll find them by tampons and girl stuff.

preppyak
03/22/06, 08:08 PM
what condoms r the best and y any 1 no?
I'm going to hope they don't break with the way you type....might I suggest sheepskin

IAPAI
03/22/06, 08:11 PM
i either use a ziploc bag or a bandana. condoms are for pussies.

splitsecond
03/23/06, 12:21 AM
Real men use the skin of a lion.

its true

vandalroyale
03/23/06, 12:25 AM
i either use a ziploc bag or a bandana. condoms are for pussies.

hilarious

smokedsanity
03/23/06, 12:39 AM
It's weird to talk about this for some reason, but I've had the best experience with Durex. I remember in my Biology course last year, my professor said that they were the number 1 condom in Europe. Not sure where to look up those stats, so I won't say it as a sure thing, but they are my personal preference. Every Trojan I've ever worn has broken.

Signals Corrupted
03/23/06, 02:23 AM
i used to get trojan, but i eventually started getting 12 packs of lifestyles at the 99c store haha. i like them ribbed though.

Steve Henderson
03/23/06, 02:39 AM
what condoms r the best and y any 1 no?
Ask in English and I'll answer.

burntheaction
03/23/06, 03:18 AM
oh yeah, i enjoy a bit of masturbaion myself LOL.

:shake: terrible typo in your sig.

Crocodile Logic
03/23/06, 05:30 AM
what condoms r the best and y any 1 no?
i hope you find some good ones. because with grammar like that, i don't want you reproducing.

save_me
03/23/06, 05:45 AM
i hope you find some good ones. because with grammar like that, i don't want you reproducing.


haha.

lucky_krystle
03/23/06, 06:12 AM
i hope you find some good ones. because with grammar like that, i don't want you reproducing.

haha. sadly enough, it seems that only the idiots breed like rabbits. i think you should have to pass an i.q. test to reproduce.

oh and to the original purpose of this thread... anything that pleasures her, because it is harder for a girl to climax than it is for a guy. so be kind, and find the condoms that say "for her pleasure" or something along those lines.

Steve Henderson
03/23/06, 06:22 AM
haha. sadly enough, it seems that only the idiots breed like rabbits. i think you should have to pass an i.q. test to reproduce.

oh and to the original purpose of this thread... anything that pleasures her, because it is harder for a girl to climax than it is for a guy. so be kind, and find the condoms that say "for her pleasure" or something along those lines.
Or just tie a grocery bag around it and fasten with a rubber band.

lucky_krystle
03/23/06, 06:24 AM
Or just tie a grocery bag around it and fasten with a rubber band.

well... you could... but in order to keep it from falling off you would have to make the rubber band somewhat tight. and wouldnt that be painful for the guy?

Neo Cassady
03/23/06, 06:43 AM
well... you could... but in order to keep it from falling off you would have to make the rubber band somewhat tight. and wouldnt that be painful for the guy?

wouldn't have to be any tighter than the band on the condom, i wouldn't think...not that i'd be willing to try it.

lucky_krystle
03/23/06, 06:44 AM
wouldn't have to be any tighter than the band on the condom, i wouldn't think...not that i'd be willing to try it.

haha... you'd have to be crazy to try wrapping a rubber band around your dick!

Neo Cassady
03/23/06, 06:46 AM
haha... you'd have to be crazy to try wrapping a rubber band around your dick!

um, yeah...that would never happen.




and to answer the original question, i've never had a problem w/ trojans, although i hear more and more about people having problems with them breaking, so i might consider trying durex.

Steve Henderson
03/23/06, 08:36 AM
um, yeah...that would never happen.




and to answer the original question, i've never had a problem w/ trojans, although i hear more and more about people having problems with them breaking, so i might consider trying durex.
I second that. Had 2 break on me = YIKES!

Fallinlove
03/23/06, 08:41 AM
I use a doctor's glove. Then I know I'm good to go all night long...

ImJerry
03/23/06, 08:44 AM
what condoms r the best and y any 1 no?i think you should just not have sex. just in case, you know? the world doesn't need any more little green.day666 running around.

fromwithin
03/23/06, 08:48 AM
haha. sadly enough, it seems that only the idiots breed like rabbits. i think you should have to pass an i.q. test to reproduce.

oh and to the original purpose of this thread... anything that pleasures her, because it is harder for a girl to climax than it is for a guy. so be kind, and find the condoms that say "for her pleasure" or something along those lines.

pshhh, i never had a problem pleasing a girl. you have to be a complete moron to not be able to please a girl. i dont need a fancy condom to do so either.

lucky_krystle
03/23/06, 08:50 AM
pshhh, i never had a problem pleasing a girl. you have to be a complete moron to not be able to please a girl. i dont need a fancy condom to do so either.

i am just saying... it comes easier and quicker for a guy. maybe i have only been with morons then.

edit: or i might just be hard to please ;)

fromwithin
03/23/06, 08:52 AM
i am just saying... it comes easier and quicker for a guy. maybe i have only been with morons then.

edit: or i might just be hard to please ;)

well well well....that might just be it. you know what they say about girls that are hard to please....:O

lucky_krystle
03/23/06, 08:53 AM
well well well....that might just be it. you know what they say about girls that are hard to please....:O

why dont you enlighten me.

fromwithin
03/23/06, 08:55 AM
why dont you enlighten me.

they usually end up being the best.

lucky_krystle
03/23/06, 08:56 AM
they usually end up being the best.

well in that case... i am very hard to please! :D

Steve Henderson
03/23/06, 09:12 AM
pshhh, i never had a problem pleasing a girl. you have to be a complete moron to not be able to please a girl. i dont need a fancy condom to do so either.
OMG y0u 4re teh p1mp !!!1

dashboard1190
03/23/06, 01:19 PM
i think you should just not have sex. just in case, you know? the world doesn't need any more little green.day666 running around.

Yeah, don't want a condom to break!

whoOpzORz.

punkrockcasual
03/23/06, 06:35 PM
I don't use them.

JunkBondTrader
03/23/06, 11:11 PM
fuck condoms, ill pay for the abortion

lucky_krystle
03/24/06, 07:35 AM
anal?

haha... peter, is this all you think about?

Juliana101
03/24/06, 09:17 AM
my personal favorite are the ones that dont break

Jentheoptimist
03/24/06, 09:23 AM
Or just tie a grocery bag around it and fasten with a rubber band.
You need a this buds for you commercial made about you sir. Gabe was right about you, you sir are a genius.

Steve Henderson
03/24/06, 09:35 AM
You need a this buds for you commercial made about you sir. Gabe was right about you, you sir are a genius.
I will infer this means you want to try this.

<grabs ass>

Jentheoptimist
03/24/06, 09:38 AM
I will infer this means you want to try this.

<grabs ass>
haha, Gabe Gross and I will put your method to good use. Thanks for the ass grab though, it's the best way to start the day.

Carlo Marx
03/24/06, 10:18 AM
I just raw dog it and bail

fromwithin
03/24/06, 10:19 AM
I just raw dog it and bail

hahaha

shawn kemp?

Steve Henderson
03/24/06, 11:25 AM
haha, Gabe Gross and I will put your method to good use. Thanks for the ass grab though, it's the best way to start the day.
You can't take my move...especially to use on a staff member. Yick.

Oh, and if you are looking for a little added adventure, try a shopping cart instead of a shopping bag. Pleasure for days.

LPMagic
03/24/06, 02:17 PM
Someone just brought up Shawn Kemp.

- Jeff

lucky_krystle
03/24/06, 03:13 PM
you get me...see you're funny.

you are too, in an odd way i guess. took me awhile to get your sense of humor.

Vanity__Dearest
03/24/06, 03:27 PM
i love how the mother is giving tips about what condoms to use....

enj0i29
03/24/06, 05:49 PM
Ali g says go for the Doritos bag!

1Roth4
03/24/06, 05:53 PM
i either use a ziploc bag or a bandana. condoms are for pussies.

tinfoil for me

Steve Henderson
03/24/06, 06:25 PM
tinfoil for me
I use steel wool.

enj0i29
03/24/06, 06:37 PM
oh, i just cringed. imagine the feeling of metal scratching on dickskin im gonna go puke actually pce out

Steve Henderson
03/24/06, 06:39 PM
oh, i just cringed. imagine the feeling of metal scratching on dickskin im gonna go puke actually pce out
Or your bf cowboy's cornhole...

1Roth4
03/24/06, 07:02 PM
I use steel wool.

hahahah pwned there.

xTJx
03/24/06, 07:05 PM
oh, i just cringed. imagine the feeling of metal scratching on dickskin im gonna go puke actually pce out

Pussy. Suck it up.

enj0i29
03/24/06, 07:11 PM
Pussy. Suck it up.

I guess you have a good point there. :)

apoemtothedead
03/24/06, 07:14 PM
i love how the mother is giving tips about what condoms to use....
hahahahahaha.

xTJx
03/24/06, 09:41 PM
I guess you have a good point there. :)

I know I do, you don't have to tell me.

bonnie17
03/26/06, 01:24 PM
oh yeah, i enjoy a bit of masturbaion myself LOL.

:shake: terrible typo in your sig. hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! LMMFAO!!!!
Masturbaion is good!!
Anthony your a horrible speller if you cant spell that! lol :lol:

Vanity__Dearest
03/26/06, 01:41 PM
hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! LMMFAO!!!!
Masturbaion is good!!
Anthony your a horrible speller if you cant spell that! lol :lol:mmmm masturbaion...is that a spaceship?

MLLMillenium
03/26/06, 01:58 PM
I don't use them.

Me either.

Coronary Parasite
03/26/06, 01:59 PM
Me either.
hahaha gee i wonder why.

MLLMillenium
03/26/06, 02:00 PM
hahaha gee i wonder why.

So, ausbury park is ghetto as shit.

Web250
03/26/06, 03:35 PM
Always used Trojan's, never had a problem. Although the ENZ's ive been using suck, as they give no feeling whatsoever.

Coronary Parasite
03/26/06, 03:47 PM
Always used Trojan's, never had a problem. Although the ENZ's ive been using suck, as they give no feeling whatsoever.i have heard from a few guys that trojans are thin and feel breakable though.

i've only used trojans once, when i got a free one, other than that i always used lifestyles. but the one that's supposed to prolong orgasm gives no feeling for the guy, so i know what you're talking about.

unwritten
03/26/06, 03:51 PM
Magnums kid.

splitsecond
03/26/06, 03:54 PM
Always used Trojan's, never had a problem. Although the ENZ's ive been using suck, as they give no feeling whatsoever.

Those things fucking suck. I stick with durex.

GhostsDaddy
03/26/06, 07:01 PM
Magnums kid.

Too tight.

Steve Henderson
03/26/06, 07:06 PM
Too tight.
They aren't hats.

whiteboypain
03/26/06, 09:01 PM
i think you should just not have sex. just in case, you know? the world doesn't need any more little green.day666 running around.
hahaa

bigmike
03/27/06, 02:31 AM
They aren't hats.
so that's what i've been doing wrong.

tragic.beauty
03/27/06, 04:46 AM
Twisted Pleasure, Trojan. Amazing.

Or tuxedo. Those are great, too.

Just a few ideas, hope I was of help.

Peace

Steve Henderson
03/27/06, 05:26 AM
Twisted Pleasure, Trojan. Amazing.

Or tuxedo. Those are great, too.

Just a few ideas, hope I was of help.

Peace
wtf is Tuxedo?

Steve Henderson
03/27/06, 05:32 AM
i love how the mother is giving tips about what condoms to use....
Haha ZING!

We can take that opinion for feeling, maybe, but for protection, not so much...

EriatarkaHRD
03/27/06, 07:30 AM
what condoms r the best and y any 1 no?

if you're as dumb as you sound, condoms probably won't be an issue anytime in the near future.

lucky_krystle
03/27/06, 07:33 AM
Haha ZING!

We can take that opinion for feeling, maybe, but for protection, not so much...

hey now! you dont know the circumstances here.

Steve Henderson
03/27/06, 08:16 AM
if you're as dumb as you sound, condoms probably won't be an issue anytime in the near future.
Haha, lykE omG I nEEd 1 4 tha HawthornE hEightz conserT - ya nevR kn0w wh4t m1ghT h4ppiN!

Steve Henderson
03/27/06, 08:18 AM
hey now! you dont know the circumstances here.
I know, I know ... not pretending to :)

lucky_krystle
03/27/06, 09:18 AM
I know, I know ... not pretending to :)

ok good. cuz you are a cool guy :)

i would hate to have to start not liking you because you dog on me for having a child.

Steve Henderson
03/27/06, 09:23 AM
ok good. cuz you are a cool guy :)

i would hate to have to start not liking you because you dog on me for having a child.
Naw, I'm not hating...I think it's awesome you don't lose sight of cool stuff like music even though you do have a kid.

lucky_krystle
03/27/06, 09:59 AM
Naw, I'm not hating...I think it's awesome you don't lose sight of cool stuff like music even though you do have a kid.

well thank you.

Groogz
03/28/06, 05:53 PM
You have to use a garbage bag because when comparing the two you'll notice that the garbage bag is HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY and the condom is WIMPY WIMPY WIMPY!

Anton Djamoos
03/28/06, 05:56 PM
You have to use a garbage bag because when comparing the two you'll notice that the garbage bag is HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY and the condom is WIMPY WIMPY WIMPY!
Ban plz.

Groogz
03/28/06, 05:59 PM
Ban plz.
Family Guy, man. Come on.

Anton Djamoos
03/28/06, 06:23 PM
Family Guy, man. Come on.
stfu n00b

GoWaitInTheCar
03/28/06, 07:09 PM
Real men use the skin of a lion.

Hahahaha.

JIMMYateEARTH
03/28/06, 07:18 PM
Family Guy, man. Come on.

IT was funny I kept saying it to my Girlfriend all of spring Break.
The Guy who asked obviosly isn't old enough to use a condom, judging from the grammer.

I prefer durex, buy the multipacks and find what works

Anton Djamoos
03/28/06, 08:03 PM
IT was funny I kept saying it to my Girlfriend all of spring Break.
The Guy who asked obviosly isn't old enough to use a condom, judging from the grammer.

I prefer durex, buy the multipacks and find what works
It* was funny;* I kept saying it to my g*irlfriend throughout* S*pring Break. The g*uy who asked obviously* isn't old enough to use a condom, judging from the grammar*.

lightcollapse
03/28/06, 08:37 PM
It* was funny;* I kept saying it to my g*irlfriend throughout* S*pring Break. The g*uy who asked obviously* isn't old enough to use a condom, judging from the grammar*.

oh come on. pwning with the use of semicolons is too harsh.

Anton Djamoos
03/28/06, 08:40 PM
oh come on. pwning with the use of semicolons is too harsh.
Semicolowned?

Don't step in the kitchen if you can't take the heat.

GhostsDaddy
03/29/06, 09:40 AM
oh come on. pwning with the use of semicolons is too harsh.

Did you mean asterisks, because there's only one semicolon.

underthetalking
03/29/06, 09:45 AM
I practice safe masturbation.

underthetalking
03/29/06, 09:46 AM
Semicolowned?

Don't step in the kitchen if you can't take the heat.


Ouch.

AbsentTruth
03/29/06, 11:05 AM
Semicolowned?

Don't step in the kitchen if you can't take the heat.

haha

underthetalking
03/29/06, 12:59 PM
Wow. This one has some gold in it.

underthetalking
03/29/06, 01:00 PM
what condoms r the best and y any 1 no?


Are you doing Save_me?

lucky_krystle
03/29/06, 01:02 PM
Are you doing Save_me?

yet another ap hookup in the works?

underthetalking
03/29/06, 01:10 PM
yet another ap hookup in the works?

This one would be disgusting.

enj0i29
03/29/06, 10:13 PM
This one would be disgusting.

I'll probably be ordering it on Pay-per-view anyway.

lucky_krystle
03/30/06, 06:22 AM
I'll probably be ordering it on Pay-per-view anyway.

it wouldnt even make it to pay per view. it would go straight to the shelves of your local dirty porn store.

god... how distusting...

ArTkY_
03/30/06, 07:08 AM
Twisted Pleasure, Trojan. Amazing.

Or tuxedo. Those are great, too.

Just a few ideas, hope I was of help.

Peace
You're a whore! A filthy whore!

LostSymphonies
04/02/06, 04:17 PM
the new trojan sandpaper are teh best!!!