View Full Version : What is the Worst Thing A Member of the Opposite Sex Has Said or Done to You
omgrawr
08/04/09, 01:33 AM
annnnnd go
Trioxide
08/04/09, 02:35 AM
shouldnt you start the thread with your own bad experience?
shouldnt you start the thread with your own bad experience?
this.
btw, are those your legs in your avatar? :slap:
Trioxide
08/04/09, 02:49 AM
this.
btw, are those your legs in your avatar? :slap:
nope not my legs. i like to keep some mystery on here... just a little.
clifforrrd
08/04/09, 02:59 AM
"No fucking way...ever."
The ladies can be super brutal.
nope not my legs. i like to keep some mystery on here... just a little.
i knew they weren't. i just felt like i had to ask, haha.
so, remember any bad things so far?
omgrawr
08/04/09, 03:11 AM
shouldnt you start the thread with your own bad experience?
psh. maybe if i didnt have a perfect track record with women. jk. maybe not the worst, but last summer some bitch tried to get all of my friends to hate me because she got pissed that i was moving away to college. it was stupid.
BryterJonah
08/04/09, 03:13 AM
Existed. :-(
Trioxide
08/04/09, 03:23 AM
Ooh! Ooh! I just remembered something... this isn't my story... but a guy i know once vomitted on a chick while dancing and/or making out with her!
BryterJonah
08/04/09, 03:39 AM
I jes los fwapa POUNDS!!!
I jes los fwapa POUNDS!!!
lol ok...
i was at his place. we made out. talked more. i said i like music and played guitar. and he said "why the fuck do you play guitar?" like it was something no one does. that pissed me off lol. but the kiss made up for it and then my christmas was ruined. hope i never see him again (:
i was at his place. we made out. talked more. i said i like music and played guitar. and he said "why the fuck do you play guitar?" like it was something no one does. that pissed me off lol. but the kiss made up for it and then my christmas was ruined. hope i never see him again (:
that guy's a sexist. he was pissed because in his world only boys are allowed to play the guitar.
and girls should be naked in the kitchen.
lol ok...
i was at his place. we made out. talked more. i said i like music and played guitar. and he said "why the fuck do you play guitar?" like it was something no one does. that pissed me off lol. but the kiss made up for it and then my christmas was ruined. hope i never see him again (:
it must be the people in the area you live, they must all be off their minds!
LamarVannoy
08/04/09, 04:57 AM
lol ok...
i was at his place. we made out. talked more. i said i like music and played guitar. and he said "why the fuck do you play guitar?" like it was something no one does. that pissed me off lol. but the kiss made up for it and then my christmas was ruined. hope i never see him again (:
haha what? i dont know why that made me laugh. like as if its so unusual that you play guitar.
Joe DeAndrea
08/04/09, 06:31 AM
"I love you."
/thread
superBMRuth
08/04/09, 07:48 AM
"I love you."
/thread
win
nickthehick2
08/04/09, 07:57 AM
lol ok...
i was at his place. we made out. talked more. i said i like music and played guitar. and he said "why the fuck do you play guitar?" like it was something no one does. that pissed me off lol. but the kiss made up for it and then my christmas was ruined. hope i never see him again (:
You play guitar?!M-(
I got one. This one time I cheated on my girlfriend, then she has the nerve to dump me. That bitch
I got one. This one time I cheated on my girlfriend, then she has the nerve to dump me. That bitch
lolz.
saysmydoctor
08/04/09, 08:03 AM
Anything concerning how they feel, like I have a sign around my neck that states that I care or something.
jeremyc
08/04/09, 08:13 AM
"I'm late"
/thread
cdoyle7
08/04/09, 08:16 AM
i had made out with a guy at a party, and when i told one of my guy friends from college the next day his response was, "i thought you were a lesbian?" hahaha it was priceless
everybodywakeup
08/04/09, 08:23 AM
Any variation of "you're ugly".
Example: Jeremy calling me a "fat fucking idiot" was the most recent. I haven't always been overweight so it's not really that big of a deal, and I'm on a diet, so I'm working at it. I've dealt with bullying since 1st grade so I have a thick skin though. It's strange to remember people were making fun of me even back then, haha. Kinda ridiculous.
"I love you."
/thread
Haha, "/thread" indeed
kbi the crowing
08/04/09, 11:15 AM
"He had a bigger dick than you."
omgrawr
08/04/09, 11:40 AM
this thread is retarded.
u r
"He had a bigger dick than you."
He had? As in past tense? What happened? Did he get dick reduction surgery?
kbi the crowing
08/04/09, 11:53 AM
He had? As in past tense? What happened? Did he get dick reduction surgery?
no she just used bad grammar
"He had a bigger dick than you."
damn, that must have hurt.
kbi the crowing
08/04/09, 11:59 AM
damn, that must have hurt.
it did, but she's dead to me now anyways hhaa
kitastrophic
08/04/09, 12:02 PM
"you have an unfortunately large jaw"
I feel I have gotten off pretty lucky.
MarsEatWorld
08/04/09, 12:06 PM
it did, but she's dead to me now anyways hhaa
wow. i just read but she's dead now anyways lol..
awful awful awful
ummm. I don't have any horrible experiences but I guess when he said
"I fucked her"
kbi the crowing
08/04/09, 12:07 PM
wow. i just read but she's dead now anyways lol..
awful awful awful
hahaha nahhhhh
BryterJonah
08/04/09, 12:08 PM
People and their cursing. Thinking their better than me just cause they can curse.
Yeah right.
I will leave my relationship stories out of this thread, because otherwise there would be no humor involved.
The worst thing I would say was when I was in 6th grade and this chick told the teacher I called her an asshole which I did not. When I got home (after getting in deep shit at school) my dad decided it'd be a great idea to turn my ass purple and blistered by beating me with a board. What a bitch that chick was. That bitch started shit in my family for years after that because of what my dad did with that "board of discipline."
MarsEatWorld
08/04/09, 12:12 PM
I will leave my relationship stories out of this thread, because otherwise there would be no humor involved.
The worst thing I would say was when I was in 6th grade and this chick told the teacher I called her an asshole which I did not. When I got home (after getting in deep shit at school) my dad decided it'd be a great idea to turn my ass purple and blistered by beating me with a board. What a bitch that chick was. That bitch started shit in my family for years after that because of what my dad did with that "board of discipline."
my dad used to make me sit in a plastic chair in the living room and he'd always say "you can't leave the chair" so I grabbed the chair and went upstairs with it on my butt and put it in front of the tv and just watched tv.. when he saw what i did he made a little spot on the floor in the living room.. hahahaha good times.
my dad used to make me sit in a plastic chair in the living room and he'd always say "you can't leave the chair" so I grabbed the chair and went upstairs with it on my butt and put it in front of the tv and just watched tv.. when he saw what i did he made a little spot on the floor in the living room.. hahahaha good times.
Sounds like something I would've done. Actually sounds like something every kid would've done.
MarsEatWorld
08/04/09, 12:20 PM
Sounds like something I would've done. Actually sounds like something every kid would've done.
I always got in trouble for my smart ideas and smart mouth.
I always got in trouble for my smart ideas and smart mouth.
Sounds like you had a good combo going on. I always got in trouble because of the kids I hung out with.
Kill_the_radio
08/04/09, 12:42 PM
anal
MarsEatWorld
08/04/09, 12:47 PM
anal
HAHAHHAAHAHAHA
Kassie09
08/04/09, 01:27 PM
"It's nice to meet you, my name's Dylan" then proceeded to fuck up the next four years of my life. SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID HI TO ME.
BryterJonah
08/04/09, 01:28 PM
Haha, these are funny. People are funny.
"It's been great, but it takes too much effort to be with you. It's over."
:shrug: hahaha I'm sure I've had a worse one, but that one sticks out to me right now.
Goldylox
08/04/09, 01:36 PM
About three years ago he said, "You kind of remid me of my brother when he had long hair." Then we met again about a week ago and he says, "Wow Julie, you're so hot I barely recognised you!". No wonder he's still single.
MeggyMoo
08/04/09, 01:37 PM
its not my personal experience being an anal sex virgin...however, this is a friend of mines experience we were discussing in the pub a few weeks ago...
girl "i want you to fuck me in the ass..."
guy "i already am...didnt you notice?"
girl "NO! your totally not..."
guy "seriously...look down.."
poor girl.
BryterJonah
08/04/09, 01:43 PM
its not my personal experience being an anal sex virgin...however, this is a friend of mines experience we were discussing in the pub a few weeks ago...
girl "i want you to fuck me in the ass..."
guy "i already am...didnt you notice?"
girl "NO! your totally not..."
guy "seriously...look down.."
poor girl.
She must have been a serious porker.
MeggyMoo
08/04/09, 01:47 PM
shes just normal sized...i just could get my head around how she didnt notice...i assume having too much anal can...ahem...stretch that part of the body..
-whisp-
08/04/09, 01:47 PM
it did, but she's dead to me now anyways hhaa
I've had that said to me. "you're dead to me"
not cool.
Charles777
08/04/09, 01:51 PM
"You're ugly"
Goldylox
08/04/09, 01:56 PM
I just remembered a few of the worst things I've ever said to guys...
"Dude, you're so small I could bench two of you!"
"Wait, you have a girlfriend? I thought you were gay!"
"Sorry, I thought you were a chick."
...there's probably more but I cant remember them right now
u r
got me just where it hurts lol.
does this mean that you're going to start the, "What is the Worst Thing A Member of the Same Sex Has Said or Done to You" thread?
omgrawr
08/04/09, 02:18 PM
got me just where it hurts lol.
does this mean that you're going to start the, "What is the Worst Thing A Member of the Same Sex Has Said or Done to You" thread? lolololol
it does not
danielineffigy
08/04/09, 02:26 PM
About three years ago he said, "You kind of remid me of my brother when he had long hair." Then we met again about a week ago and he says, "Wow Julie, you're so hot I barely recognised you!". No wonder he's still single.
I just remembered a few of the worst things I've ever said to guys...
"Dude, you're so small I could bench two of you!"
"Wait, you have a girlfriend? I thought you were gay!"
"Sorry, I thought you were a chick."
...there's probably more but I cant remember them right now
fake
veronica.mars
08/04/09, 02:29 PM
"Video games will not always be more important."
kbi the crowing
08/04/09, 02:37 PM
"Video games will not always be more important."
ouch
MarsEatWorld
08/04/09, 02:39 PM
fake
I agree.
danielineffigy
08/04/09, 02:40 PM
"Video games will not always be more important."
http://blog.al.com/techcetera/2008/11/ChainsawTwofer.jpg
MattADALIE
08/04/09, 02:45 PM
Hmmm... how about...
...the ex-psycho bitch, upon breaking up with me and wanting to for a while anyway, lied to me about being pregnant for about a week straight (even telling my family about it) to lure me back into a relationship with her. Then, when I finally caught onto the lie, she tried to say she all of the sudden had a miscarriage. Bullshit.
danielineffigy
08/04/09, 02:47 PM
Hmmm... how about...
...the ex-psycho bitch, upon breaking up with me and wanting to for a while anyway, lied to me about being pregnant for about a week straight (even telling my family about it) to lure me back into a relationship with her. Then, when I finally caught onto the lie, she tried to say she all of the sudden had a miscarriage. Bullshit.
crazy
Poe-tryGirl
08/04/09, 02:48 PM
"If you were five years older and had a better music taste, I'd hit that."
Hmmm... how about...
...the ex-psycho bitch, upon breaking up with me and wanting to for a while anyway, lied to me about being pregnant for about a week straight (even telling my family about it) to lure me back into a relationship with her. Then, when I finally caught onto the lie, she tried to say she all of the sudden had a miscarriage. Bullshit.
Okay, that just freaked me the hell out. I had a buddy that had that whole situation play out for him, word for word. Needless to say, they don't talk to each other anymore (happened about a year ago). I would have ruined her life if I were him... haha.
MattADALIE
08/04/09, 02:54 PM
crazy
Yup. That was the worst 20 months of my life, pretty much wasted on her. Since then, I've fallen into a much better relationship. Aside from being a psycho who had alcoholic tendencies as well as the tendency to abuse her prescription of clonazepam (psychoactive drug... not good), she was very materialistic, selfish, and cold-hearted.
MattADALIE
08/04/09, 02:58 PM
Okay, that just freaked me the hell out. I had a buddy that had that whole situation play out for him, word for word. Needless to say, they don't talk to each other anymore (happened about a year ago). I would have ruined her life if I were him... haha.
A lot of girls out there use the pregnancy card as a relationship lifeline, even though they can be the person who treated you like shit and broke up with you in the first place. It's a sick game and me never wanting to see her or be with her again... well, I hope that sticks in her memory forever. All the love and compassion I have is best used on someone who actually cares and returns the same feelings. That would be my current girlfriend. The breakup I was talking about happened in January so it's almost been a year. Some girls out there seriously need to evaluate themselves and think of what they can do to be better partners. Instead, it seems like a problematic person in a relationship will try to convince the other person of wrongdoing and shit like that. I'm glad I got out of that one. Her family sucked, too.
MeggyMoo
08/04/09, 03:30 PM
Hmmm... how about...
...the ex-psycho bitch, upon breaking up with me and wanting to for a while anyway, lied to me about being pregnant for about a week straight (even telling my family about it) to lure me back into a relationship with her. Then, when I finally caught onto the lie, she tried to say she all of the sudden had a miscarriage. Bullshit.
i hate girls that lie about pregnancy and miscarriages. not only is it pretty manipulative its also pretty sick.
MattADALIE
08/04/09, 03:50 PM
i hate girls that lie about pregnancy and miscarriages. not only is it pretty manipulative its also pretty sick.
Perfect observation right there. Thank God I'm not around that girl anymore. I did all these things I normally wouldn't have done just for her. Bullshit jobs to keep her happy (meaning I cut back a lot of my musical focus), taking her out all the time because she was never content just being with me alone, turning on my own family at times for her benefit and satisfaction, and more. I've been so relieved with my new relationship these past four months. I just hope it stays that way and I'm pretty confident about it. My girlfriend's even lived with me pretty much the whole time and we never fight or get sick of each other. Nothin' but love.
Nadene7x
08/04/09, 03:52 PM
Being told he didn't want to be in a relationship anymore because he needed to "find himself"...i guess it only takes about 3 hours to find yourself ,for that's when i saw him making out infront of me with his new girl friend
SonEric84
08/04/09, 04:01 PM
Being told he didn't want to be in a relationship anymore because he needed to "find himself"...i guess it only takes about 3 hours to find yourself ,for that's when i saw him making out infront of me with his new girl friend
Maybe he just found himself in her.
superdork
08/04/09, 04:03 PM
having him randomly tell me hates how i cut my hair, that that isn't the girl he wanted to fuck, them proceding to not talk to me for a month, when i found out that he was pretty much screwing every girl that was there. yeah.
Nadene7x
08/04/09, 04:05 PM
Maybe just found himself in her.
Haha who knows
SonEric84
08/04/09, 04:09 PM
Haha who knows
People are assholes. I don't know how I left out "he" the first time around...must be this headache.
beth danger
08/04/09, 04:19 PM
My husband, before we started dating: "You walk like a velociraptor. Actually, more like this retarded girl I went to high school with." It's amazing we ever recovered from that.
Nadene7x
08/04/09, 04:21 PM
People are assholes. I don't know how I left out "he" the first time around...must be this headache.
Yeah i soppose you're right...and don't sweat it i'm sure most people can still understand what you ment. My reguards to your headache
i asked a girl out one time and she said no. then i wrote her a letter which she then gave to the psychologist who kidnapped me. at the time i wasnt impressed
lovely864md
08/04/09, 05:33 PM
Not the worst, but it makes a good story: told me he loved me, two days later broke up with me while crying and couldn't explain why, the next day told me he had a tumor and it could be cancerous, oh, and he wanted to get back together but need a few days, everything was normal for a few days until he cut off all contact (Christmas break started) and a week later I found out ON FACEBOOK that he was dating some other bitch. Best part? I had 3 classes with her and sat directly behind her first period.
Fuck yeah high school.
foryoublue
08/04/09, 06:36 PM
In high school, my good friend and another friend looked at my yearbook picture and said "you know, if she lost like 20 pounds, she would be hot." right infront of me.
In 8th grade I really liked this kid, and my friend told everyone about it. He wrote me a note that said something along the lines of (I can't remember it exactly, but I used to re-read it a lot and cry) you're ugly, have bad hair and are disgusting. don't talk to me ever again. He signed it "Your Pal" and his name. He also included a lock of his hair taped to the letter. Apparently my friend told him that I wanted it.
My mom tells a story all the time about when the nurse brough me to her after I was born she cried because I looked like Winston Churchill.
My family couldn't afford to take me to the dentist while growing up, so I had less than perfect teeth. (Weak teeth run in my family, so I couldn't even avoid it.) I used to get made an ass out of constantly for it. Even by friends. At one point an aquaintance-type friend was caling me "anti-crest" (like anti-christ, but with toothpaste.) Since then I've been to the dentist (who loves the beatles and looks like a cuter Jesse Lacey) and have had everything fixed. But I casually bring it up sometimes, and everyone denies any part in the name calling.
Brandon Allin
08/04/09, 07:21 PM
I had a really good friend who I had been more or less in love with for 3-4 years that I hung out with every day, and one day, I finally worked up the nerves to tell her how I felt. Her response? "Sorry, but I just started seeing Mike today." Mike being my other best friend. Typical sob story, I know, but it was pretty awful.
muttley
08/04/09, 07:31 PM
This thread had a lot of potential. Maybe I'm just early...
DejaNew
08/04/09, 07:39 PM
"You need to stop getting so jealous"
A week later we broke up.
Ever since then, I haven't gave a fuck about girls talking to other guys.
iheartmusic043
08/04/09, 08:46 PM
My one guy friend that I used to like makes fun of me because I'm petite and now his friend, who I like calls me kid. That's the worst thing you could call a teenage girl imo because if I got called a slut or whatever I would just laugh it off, but being called a kid makes me so pissed off.
Momo32T
08/04/09, 09:11 PM
Not quite the WORST thing but definitely the strangest. She said: Youre hot for a Jewish guy. Is this supposed to mean that most jewish guys are ugly? Either way, I hooked up with that skank for a month and then she found someone else....probably Christian.
jay_klinkhammer
08/04/09, 10:33 PM
Nothing particular....but when a girl refuses to get out of a lame ass high school relationship that has lasted for 3 years.
FML.
BryterJonah
08/04/09, 10:38 PM
My one guy friend that I used to like makes fun of me because I'm petite and now his friend, who I like calls me kid. That's the worst thing you could call a teenage girl imo because if I got called a slut or whatever I would just laugh it off, but being called a kid makes me so pissed off.
If you can't take being called something like "kid" without throwing a fit, chances are you're not quite as mature as you've made yourself out to be in your head.
If you can't take being called something like "kid" without throwing a fit, chances are you're not quite as mature as you've made yourself out to be in your head.
Coming from a 16 year old, I find that amusing.
Carry on.
writeacliche
08/04/09, 10:50 PM
Coming from a 16 year old, I find that amusing.
Carry on.
Hey man. When I was 16 I was certain I knew everything too.
Hey man. When I was 16 I was certain I knew everything too.
Not gonna disagree with that.
Just poking fun :wave: .
BryterJonah
08/04/09, 10:55 PM
Coming from a 16 year old, I find that amusing.
Carry on.
I'm not personally denying anything. I'm immature as fuck.
You know you don't necessarily have to get me in your cross hairs every time you see me post.
writeacliche
08/04/09, 11:01 PM
Not gonna disagree with that.
Just poking fun :wave: .
Ha, it's all good man.
Alright here is the worst thing I've ever heard from a woman, particularly a woman that I care about, through tears: "You've changed. You used to be so happy and nice.."
And then as my hearts breaking in my chest from making her cry the cold realization that, yeah, I've changed suddenly hits me.
The first step is to be cognizant though and I'm slowly crawlin' outta the shithole that I've let myself dig.
Wish me luck!
I'm not personally denying anything. I'm immature as fuck.
You know you don't necessarily have to get me in your cross hairs every time you see me post.
Lol don't worry about it, I'm just messing with you.
You posted something in response to me earlier, thought I'd continue the fun. I'm not a troll, don't worry. Anyway, the opposite sex can be strange no matter what age you are, especially when you're younger.
Ha, it's all good man.
Alright here is the worst thing I've ever heard from a woman, particularly a woman that I care about, through tears: "You've changed. You used to be so happy and nice.."
And then as my hearts breaking in my chest from making her cry the cold realization that, yeah, I've changed suddenly hits me.
The first step is to be cognizant though and I'm slowly crawlin' outta the shithole that I've let myself dig.
Wish me luck!
Ugh that isn't fun at all. Change is something that everyone goes through if they're living, though. Good luck!
it must be the people in the area you live, they must all be off their minds!
like you! lol. hi jake. whats up. you coming to my shindig???
that guy's a sexist. he was pissed because in his world only boys are allowed to play the guitar.
and girls should be naked in the kitchen.
haha XD naaooooh. plus he doesn't even play any instrument. he just f***s around with girls (:
You play guitar?!M-(
I got one. This one time I cheated on my girlfriend, then she has the nerve to dump me. That bitch
haha XD
haha what? i dont know why that made me laugh. like as if its so unusual that you play guitar.
yer it sounded exactly like he meant that :P
like you! lol. hi jake. whats up. you coming to my shindig???
yeah I am :)
Goldylox
08/05/09, 07:18 AM
fake
Says you.
danielineffigy
08/05/09, 07:22 AM
Says you.
fakefakefakefakefakefake
Goldylox
08/05/09, 07:25 AM
fakefakefakefakefakefake
Hahahahahahaha....if anyone's fake it's you, no mature 18 year old would make that kind of comment.
danielineffigy
08/05/09, 07:26 AM
Hahahahahahaha....if anyone's fake it's you, no mature 18 year old would make that kind of comment.
danieliseffingay, fakin it since '06.
intensified
08/05/09, 09:35 AM
When my boyfriend went to a party, I tried calling him a few times and he kept ignoring it/not answering it, whatever. He had apologized saying that he left his phone in his car that way he wouldn't call me drunk. A few short weeks later when we were breaking up, he told me the reason he wasn't answering was because he was in the car with another girl.
/fml
mattmatumbo
08/05/09, 09:46 AM
I've already read a few posts that are pretty similar to mine;
Dated this girl for 2 and a half years, then decided i was sick of not having friends and only being able to hang with her, so i broke up with her. Next thing she tells me "I'm pregnant", I immediately told her to fuck off and hung up the phone.
AndrewIcex
08/05/09, 09:46 AM
Hahahahahahaha....if anyone's fake it's you, no mature 18 year old would make that kind of comment.
Go away, please.
When my boyfriend went to a party, I tried calling him a few times and he kept ignoring it/not answering it, whatever. He had apologized saying that he left his phone in his car that way he wouldn't call me drunk. A few short weeks later when we were breaking up, he told me the reason he wasn't answering was because he was in the car with another girl.
/fml
Oh shit... that is messed up, I hate cheaters.
intensified
08/05/09, 09:50 AM
Oh shit... that is messed up, I hate cheaters.
Haha, shit happens.
MarsEatWorld
08/05/09, 10:14 AM
Go away, please.
Oh shit... that is messed up, I hate cheaters.
i agree with the going away part.
i agree with the going away part.
i don't know why, but this made me burst out in laughter. hard.
MarsEatWorld
08/05/09, 10:28 AM
i don't know why, but this made me burst out in laughter. hard.
because I disregarded the I hate cheaters thing? lol
fenderrock89
08/05/09, 10:36 AM
The girl I'm with has been going back and forth between me and her ex for a year. Luckily, she's stepped it up recently and has stopped seeing him. Sucks though, falling for someone while they are going back and forth with someone else and you. Also sucks because we were very close for 4 years and now it's likely unless we're together, the friendship won't be there anymore.
because I disregarded the I hate cheaters thing? lol
actually, i was laughing before i even read the second part of the quote. it just sound funny to me. yeah, i'm weird. that's why you like me so much! =)
MarsEatWorld
08/05/09, 10:43 AM
actually, i was laughing before i even read the second part of the quote. it just sound funny to me. yeah, i'm weird. that's why you like me so much! =)
totally
iheartmusic043
08/05/09, 02:05 PM
If you can't take being called something like "kid" without throwing a fit, chances are you're not quite as mature as you've made yourself out to be in your head.
I'm really small for my age and I am one of the youngest in my grade so being called "kid" sucks. I am very mature for my age too, eve All I can say is that I'd rather be small that obese.
i don't know why, but this made me burst out in laughter. hard.
XD lol your funny for laughing hard at that
yeah I am :)
yay (: so excited. and i might go to anberlin.
Oh shit... that is messed up, I hate cheaters.
agreed
oh i remember one time at my friends party, i was in his bedroom with my two girl friends just chatting about everything then this dude comes in really drunk and crashes onto the bed. we all looked at eachother and sorta giggled coz we didn't want him to like get angry at us for laughing at him lol. my friends ditched me while i was touching up and the guy was still crashed on the bed. he started talking to me (gosh it was so funny) about how he wasn't gonna touch me and that he had a girlfriend. then ironically his girlfriend called on his mobile and he shouted at her "i don't care then, coz i'm in a room with a better looking girl than you!!!"
i sorta ran out of the room lol. i felt so bad for the gf ):
Juturna25
08/05/09, 06:50 PM
"uhmmmm id rate you about a 6"
hahaha
HangsLikeHeaven
08/05/09, 06:53 PM
Done to me? Got cheated on. Obviously there's more to it but yeah.
vincelac
08/05/09, 11:21 PM
"I don't think that we should even be friends anymore. I don't feel like we connect and I honestly don't feel compelled to try"
Two weeks after I took her to our Junior Prom?
maxvsmaradona
08/05/09, 11:40 PM
atta boy, Vince.
"You're fucking disgusting."
Goodbye to self esteem. That was a fun day.
girls are bitches and all that, yada yada--but in my life it's probably been males, by far, that have done and said the worst things.
All I have for girls are variations of "being an asshole," and unless there's at least an attempt to add some originality to an insult like that, it's hard to take to heart.
XD lol your funny for laughing hard at that
hahah, thanks. i guess. =)
atta boy, Vince.
"You're fucking disgusting."
Goodbye to self esteem. That was a fun day.
that is brutal
Slipped her finger in my ass, that relationship was over as fast as I came, uh, I mean, I'M NOT GAY! *jumps out of window*
MarsEatWorld
08/06/09, 08:37 AM
Slipped her finger in my ass, that relationship was over as fast as I came, uh, I mean, I'M NOT GAY! *jumps out of window*
wow
maxvsmaradona
08/06/09, 08:38 AM
that is brutal
Yup, it was pretty fucked up.
MarsEatWorld
08/06/09, 08:38 AM
"I don't think that we should even be friends anymore. I don't feel like we connect and I honestly don't feel compelled to try"
Two weeks after I took her to our Junior Prom?
damn.
Animalhill
08/06/09, 08:38 AM
wow
Yeah, that's pretty fucked up. :-|
MarsEatWorld
08/06/09, 08:42 AM
Yeah, that's pretty fucked up. :-|
:wave:
kbi the crowing
08/06/09, 08:45 AM
Slipped her finger in my ass, that relationship was over as fast as I came, uh, I mean, I'M NOT GAY! *jumps out of window*
hahaha that's not surprising
if you don't ask about that shit people can take it soooo wrong
Animalhill
08/06/09, 09:58 AM
:wave:
:-) And how are you today my dear?
MarsEatWorld
08/06/09, 09:59 AM
:-) And how are you today my dear?
Mad. Really mad. I'm going to Atlanta in 2 hours though so I'll just relax on the drive and think about deep shit haha.
danielineffigy
08/06/09, 10:21 AM
atta boy, Vince.
"You're fucking disgusting."
Goodbye to self esteem. That was a fun day.
http://absolutepunk.net/customprofilepics/profilepic690872_7.gif
Did you make your angry face when she said that?
MarsEatWorld
08/06/09, 10:26 AM
http://absolutepunk.net/customprofilepics/profilepic690872_7.gif
Did you make your angry face when she said that?
too harsh.
danielineffigy
08/06/09, 10:29 AM
Just trying to lighten the mood is all, haha.
maxvsmaradona
08/06/09, 11:16 AM
http://absolutepunk.net/customprofilepics/profilepic690872_7.gif
Did you make your angry face when she said that?
ahahaha yes, yes I did. She said it and i was like "IM GONNA TAKE SOME FUCKIN ANGRY PICTURES!"
I dont smile in pictures because i look like an idiot. I look angry in pictures cuz i look like an idiot. it's a lose lose
danielineffigy
08/06/09, 11:23 AM
ahahaha yes, yes I did. She said it and i was like "IM GONNA TAKE SOME FUCKIN ANGRY PICTURES!"
I dont smile in pictures because i look like an idiot. I look angry in pictures cuz i look like an idiot. it's a lose lose
That picture is so full of win. You made the right choice.
maxvsmaradona
08/06/09, 11:27 AM
That picture is so full of win. You made the right choice.
What makes it full of win? My scenester plaid shirt or my Drew Carey glasses? Or is it my Detroit Stars (Yeah, Negro League) fitted?
danielineffigy
08/06/09, 11:28 AM
What makes it full of win? My scenester plaid shirt or my Drew Carey glasses. Or is it my Detroit Stars (Yeah, Negro League) fitted?
It's like a triple blast of awesome.
SilenceBrokenTT
08/06/09, 11:33 AM
I've already read a few posts that are pretty similar to mine;
Dated this girl for 2 and a half years, then decided i was sick of not having friends and only being able to hang with her, so i broke up with her. Next thing she tells me "I'm pregnant", I immediately told her to fuck off and hung up the phone.
I've had the "I'm Pregnant" thing pulled on me too with my ex-wife... she was fuckin way out of it that night on pills, drunk and stoned. I knew with the time line of events that it couldn't be mine (I had already left for a month or so, and I knew she had that monthly thang like right before I left). But yeah, she said that, then SHE immediately hung up the phone. I called her back because I was just all WTF and he stoner/drug-dealer roommate/current fuck (who knows, she fell hard) picked up and gave her the phone. Asked her if she really was (and how if she was, it couldn't be mine) and she said no. That's when I hung up... Called her the next day and she had no recollection of what happened the night before.
So happy I got out of that.
mattmatumbo
08/06/09, 11:41 AM
I've had the "I'm Pregnant" thing pulled on me too with my ex-wife... she was fuckin way out of it that night on pills, drunk and stoned. I knew with the time line of events that it couldn't be mine (I had already left for a month or so, and I knew she had that monthly thang like right before I left). But yeah, she said that, then SHE immediately hung up the phone. I called her back because I was just all WTF and he stoner/drug-dealer roommate/current fuck (who knows, she fell hard) picked up and gave her the phone. Asked her if she really was (and how if she was, it couldn't be mine) and she said no. That's when I hung up... Called her the next day and she had no recollection of what happened the night before.
So happy I got out of that.
Good god, if there is anything scarier than this, i don't want to know what it is. I hate women for pulling this shit, and from the looks of this thread it's a little too common.
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