day in paradise
04/01/03, 11:24 AM
CheesePuff 181: holy jesus man
dayinparadis3: yes?
CheesePuff 181: idunno
CheesePuff 181: it's hot in here
dayinparadis3: well take off all yer clothes!
CheesePuff 181: ok
dayinparadis3: I would really enjoy it if you talked like a pirate
CheesePuff 181: argh
dayinparadis3: you got to do better than that
dayinparadis3: Tell me how much you enjoy being the first-mate on my ship!
CheesePuff 181: first eh?
dayinparadis3: I'm the captian!
CheesePuff 181: u're god
dayinparadis3: Youre going to have to make up for that nasty pic you sent me
CheesePuff 181: ouch
dayinparadis3: my dick cant get hard any more since i saw that pic
dayinparadis3: Only pirate talk arouses me now
CheesePuff 181: double ouch
dayinparadis3: so, give a HARR MATEY!
CheesePuff 181: ya know what?
CheesePuff 181: i don't wanna be one of ur goddamn pirates...
dayinparadis3: please.. im almost there..
dayinparadis3: wtf?
CheesePuff 181: my hands r cold
dayinparadis3: How about your a cop
dayinparadis3: and im a criminal
dayinparadis3: How do you want to punish me?
dayinparadis3: Talk in a kind of New York Accent
CheesePuff 181: i'm gonna frisk u first
CheesePuff 181: i'm not a new yorker
dayinparadis3: ADN THEN AND THEN?!
dayinparadis3: my dick is going limp
CheesePuff 181: mine too
CheesePuff 181: jk
dayinparadis3: you going to have to do better than that.
CheesePuff 181: well ya see...
CheesePuff 181: it's fucken hot in here... i can't think
dayinparadis3: Ive been a bad boy
dayinparadis3: I killed three little babys
dayinparadis3: i should be punished
CheesePuff 181: well in that case... i'm gonna hafta rape ya
dayinparadis3: Ok, if you don't start satisfing me.. I'm going to put you on block
dayinparadis3: I had a hard dick about 4 minutes ago
CheesePuff 181: haha
CheesePuff 181: and i made it limp
dayinparadis3: That doesnt sound new yorken
CheesePuff 181: i'm sorry
dayinparadis3: Well
dayinparadis3: what do you want to play as?
dayinparadis3: I like accents
CheesePuff 181: ummmm
dayinparadis3: British!
CheesePuff 181: oh boy...
CheesePuff 181: they spell things funny
dayinparadis3: How about. You pretend your a guy?
dayinparadis3: Shouldnt be that hard for you.
dayinparadis3: not let me grab your rock hard ass.
CheesePuff 181: wtf
dayinparadis3: What?
CheesePuff 181: nevermind..
dayinparadis3: let me caress your scrotum
dayinparadis3: tell me how much you like it
CheesePuff 181: u do that
CheesePuff 181: i love it
dayinparadis3: HOW MUCH DO YOU LIKE IT?
CheesePuff 181: I LOVE IT DAMNIT!
dayinparadis3: HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE ME PLAYING WITH YOUR ASSHOLE? RUBBING MY PENIS INSIDE YOUR FIRM ANUS?
CheesePuff 181: i uhhh... LOVE IT A LOT!
dayinparadis3: What do you want to do with your penis to me?
dayinparadis3: Let me remind you.. I'm not gay.
CheesePuff 181: well ya see... i don't have a penis...
CheesePuff 181: r u bi?
dayinparadis3: omg.. typing with one hand.. lotion..
dayinparadis3: ugh.
dayinparadis3: We were going so good that time
CheesePuff 181: i got lotion
dayinparadis3: Let me rub it all around your large belly
dayinparadis3: mmm
dayinparadis3: how do you like that?
CheesePuff 181: i love it
dayinparadis3: you need to help me out.
dayinparadis3: When i start to go limp.. just say "HARRRR!!!"
CheesePuff 181: oh i do, do i?
CheesePuff 181: u limp?
dayinparadis3: yes
CheesePuff 181: HARRRRR!!!!
dayinparadis3: omg
dayinparadis3: more!!
dayinparadis3: MORE!!
CheesePuff 181: HARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
CheesePuff 181: HARRRRR!!!!!!!
CheesePuff 181: more?
dayinparadis3: let me play with your fat over weight ass while you continue
dayinparadis3: MMM ::grabs::
dayinparadis3: ahh
dayinparadis3: ...? I'm going limp..
CheesePuff 181: i'm fat and over weight?
dayinparadis3: your ass
dayinparadis3: i love fat asses
dayinparadis3: MMM
CheesePuff 181: ok...
CheesePuff 181: har?
dayinparadis3: MORE
CheesePuff 181: HARRRR!!!!!!
CheesePuff 181: HARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CheesePuff 181: HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
dayinparadis3: omg.. your ass.. if overflowing in my hands
dayinparadis3: i turn you around to lick your asshole
CheesePuff 181: whoa
dayinparadis3: more!!
dayinparadis3: tell me!
CheesePuff 181: more har?
CheesePuff 181: OUCH!!!!!!
CheesePuff 181: HOLY FUCK!!!!
CheesePuff 181: THAT HURT
CheesePuff 181: !!!!!!!!!
dayinparadis3: is my penis to long to fit all the way in your huge asshole?
CheesePuff 181: that too
dayinparadis3: I start to skullfuck you.
dayinparadis3: MMMM
CheesePuff 181: MMMMMMM
dayinparadis3: TAKE THAT YOU FIRSTMATE SLUT
CheesePuff 181: i am a slut
dayinparadis3: try not to make eye contact with me tho..
dayinparadis3: actually.. i have a bag
CheesePuff 181: *makes eye contact* why not?
dayinparadis3: place it over youre head
CheesePuff 181: u're so mean to me...
dayinparadis3: SO I CONTINUE TO SKULL FUCK YOU
dayinparadis3: DAMNIT
dayinparadis3: I CANT SKULL FUCK YOU WITH A FUCKING BAG OVER YOUR HEAD YOU STUPID STUPID BITCH
dayinparadis3: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME?
dayinparadis3: ok.. so i go back to your asshole.
CheesePuff 181: everything's going so fast... wtf r we doing now?
dayinparadis3: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass
dayinparadis3: I see shit nuggets hanging form the hair around your asshole
CheesePuff 181: that's nasty
dayinparadis3: they stink real bad..
dayinparadis3: I start to feed your asshole my wooden peg leg
dayinparadis3: I ram it up your ass
dayinparadis3: Then i pour hot carmel over your head
CheesePuff 181: ouch
dayinparadis3: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
dayinparadis3: I kick you in the Face!!
CheesePuff 181: i've fucked a candy apple
dayinparadis3: The cellulouid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin
dayinparadis3: ....i'm going limp again
dayinparadis3: Hello?
dayinparadis3: Say it!
CheesePuff 181: HARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dayinparadis3: MMMM I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands
dayinparadis3: You begin to sway back and forth
CheesePuff 181: oh yeah?
dayinparadis3: Say it!
CheesePuff 181: HARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dayinparadis3: ahh
CheesePuff 181: but wait
dayinparadis3: Stick your parite up your wet pussy
CheesePuff 181: parite?
dayinparadis3: THATS WHAT I SAID!
dayinparadis3: PARITE
dayinparadis3: PAROT
dayinparadis3: PARIT
dayinparadis3: it doesnt matter
CheesePuff 181: parrot
dayinparadis3: stick it up your pussy
dayinparadis3: Ok.. You know what
dayinparadis3: this pirate thing isnt working out for me
CheesePuff 181: me either
dayinparadis3: I want you to naahh like a goat
CheesePuff 181: i'm "over weight" and it's pissing me off
dayinparadis3: Overweight goats are disgusting
dayinparadis3: so lets pretend for the moment that you are skinny
CheesePuff 181: naahh
CheesePuff 181: u're so mean to me...
dayinparadis3: So i start to rub your soft white goat fur
CheesePuff 181: whoa there
dayinparadis3: i'm going limp
CheesePuff 181: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dayinparadis3: NAY for me!
CheesePuff 181: fuck
dayinparadis3: please
dayinparadis3: Say it!
dayinparadis3: SAY IT!!
CheesePuff 181: goddamnit
dayinparadis3: SAY IT!
CheesePuff 181: i'm a little *confused* at the moment!!!!
CheesePuff 181: HOLD UR FUCKEN HORSES!!!!!!
dayinparadis3: I don't care if your confused!! I'm limp you bitch!
dayinparadis3: Nay for me you fucking goat
CheesePuff 181: naahh
dayinparadis3: Youre gonna need to try harder than that
dayinparadis3: NAY
CheesePuff 181: NAY
dayinparadis3: You honestly have to do better than that
CheesePuff 181: holy jesus christ
dayinparadis3: I mean, your picture was pretty bad.
CheesePuff 181: NAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
dayinparadis3: Ok, so i start carressing your two front legs
dayinparadis3: and licking them
CheesePuff 181: i really don't know if i should be offended by all this shit
dayinparadis3: K, i just went limp again
CheesePuff 181: blah
CheesePuff 181: i died
dayinparadis3: ...i'm still limp..
CheesePuff 181: i died and went to hell
dayinparadis3: Ohh. the dead body game.. never played that
dayinparadis3: What sound are you going to make?
CheesePuff 181: well i'm dead so don't expect any noises
dayinparadis3: Ok, well you reancarnated as a fat cow
CheesePuff 181: why the fuck am i fat?
dayinparadis3: Let me get some milk out of you
dayinparadis3: I'm limp
dayinparadis3: Moo for me fat ass
CheesePuff 181: moo
dayinparadis3: NO
dayinparadis3: MOOO FOR ME
CheesePuff 181: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
dayinparadis3: O thats good
dayinparadis3: I stick my balls in your mouth and let you gentle nibble on them like you nibble on the grass
dayinparadis3: Hey slut? You like my dirty balls in your mouth?
dayinparadis3: i'm limp
CheesePuff 181: fuck
dayinparadis3: yea baby?
CheesePuff 181: i feel like shit
CheesePuff 181: and i'm not fat goddamnit
dayinparadis3: I have a nice entree of raw Ground Beef, I want you to moo for me and then you can have the meat
CheesePuff 181: moo
dayinparadis3: You are a dirty piece of shit! MOO BABY MOO!!
CheesePuff 181: moo moo
CheesePuff 181: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO
dayinparadis3: MOO WITH SOME FUCKING EFFORT YOU OBESE COW
dayinparadis3: AH
dayinparadis3: Finally got my hard-on back
dayinparadis3: So i sucking your teets
dayinparadis3: I want some milk you obese whore
CheesePuff 181: fuck u
CheesePuff 181: get ur own milk from some other whore
dayinparadis3: No
dayinparadis3: your my whore
CheesePuff 181: yes
dayinparadis3: you know it
CheesePuff 181: no i'm not
dayinparadis3: Tell me your my whore
dayinparadis3: TELL ME
CheesePuff 181: no
CheesePuff 181: tell me i'm not fat
dayinparadis3: You and i both know youre my whore
dayinparadis3: I love fat girls
dayinparadis3: I love being able to hide my dick in the rolls of skin
dayinparadis3: Come on fatass
CheesePuff 181: fuck u
dayinparadis3: just tell me, that you are my whore
CheesePuff 181: and if i do?
dayinparadis3: We will see
dayinparadis3: You havent been acting like a very good fatslut.
dayinparadis3: So you need some punishment
dayinparadis3: But tell me, that you are my whore
CheesePuff 181: I'M NOT FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dayinparadis3: Don't lie to yourself.
CheesePuff 181: i'm ur fucken whore who wants nobody but u
CheesePuff 181: don't piss me off
dayinparadis3: Besides i love your fatnessity
CheesePuff 181: right...
dayinparadis3: You my what?
dayinparadis3: Tell me again!
CheesePuff 181: actually ya kow
CheesePuff 181: i am fat
CheesePuff 181: i'm ur whore... whoop de fucken do
dayinparadis3: Now MOO baby!!
CheesePuff 181: i might be fat and ugly and people wanna kill me cuz i'm so fucken hideous... but i'm not a fucken cow
dayinparadis3: Your my cow. And i wanna slaughter you and make some grade A ground beef.. and then fuck it.
dayinparadis3: I slash off a leg....
dayinparadis3: Insert my large genitals into your stomach
dayinparadis3: Moo for me
dayinparadis3: MOO IN AGONY
dayinparadis3: DO IT
CheesePuff 181: MOO
dayinparadis3: going limp..
dayinparadis3: ..still limp
CheesePuff 181: i'm goin' to bed
CheesePuff 181: i can't take this shit anymore
dayinparadis3: No, you fucking disguting whore
dayinparadis3: stay up and let me finish
CheesePuff 181: i'd rather not
CheesePuff 181: u're being an ass to me so yeah
dayinparadis3: I have been jerking off to your obesity for 30 mins now
dayinparadis3: so finish the job you revolting cow
CheesePuff 181: well for one... I'M NOT OBESE!!!!!!!
dayinparadis3: Moo for me then
CheesePuff 181: y should i?
dayinparadis3: BECAUSE I'M LIMP
CheesePuff 181: DO I GIVE A SHIT?!
dayinparadis3: yes
CheesePuff 181: no i really don't
dayinparadis3: because your my fat whore
dayinparadis3: now say it
CheesePuff 181: i'm not fat
CheesePuff 181: so i won't say it
dayinparadis3: Ok, you wanna play the "I belive i'm skinny" game?
dayinparadis3: You can be a snake
CheesePuff 181: no i'd rather not
dayinparadis3: Now hiss for me
CheesePuff 181: i'm gonna bite ur ass and poison u ya motherfucker
dayinparadis3: Bite me baby yea!
dayinparadis3: I like it rough
dayinparadis3: I slowly start petting your skaly yet SKINNY body
CheesePuff 181: WTF IS GOIN' ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
CheesePuff 181: I WANT SOME GODDAMN ANSWERS!!!!!!!
dayinparadis3: Well i'm about to fuck you, you reptilian dirtbag.
dayinparadis3: now hiss for me
CheesePuff 181: did i mention that i seriously have low self esteem?
dayinparadis3: I could understand that
dayinparadis3: But baby.. I just want a quick jerk session
dayinparadis3: So hiss for me
CheesePuff 181: don't baby me and i'm not gonna hiss for u
dayinparadis3: What animal do you think you most likely resemble?
dayinparadis3: I mean you didnt like the Cow.
CheesePuff 181: u tell me... u've seen my pic... and from what i hear... i'm fat
dayinparadis3: You didnt want to be a pirate
dayinparadis3: A gorilla?
dayinparadis3: Let me pour hot strawberry syrup all over your obese body.
dayinparadis3: god damn i need alot
dayinparadis3: Once ive covered it all i begin to like your hairy chest
dayinparadis3: I want you to scream like a gorilla
dayinparadis3: OOHHH OHHH AHHH AHHH!
dayinparadis3: yes?
CheesePuff 181: idunno
CheesePuff 181: it's hot in here
dayinparadis3: well take off all yer clothes!
CheesePuff 181: ok
dayinparadis3: I would really enjoy it if you talked like a pirate
CheesePuff 181: argh
dayinparadis3: you got to do better than that
dayinparadis3: Tell me how much you enjoy being the first-mate on my ship!
CheesePuff 181: first eh?
dayinparadis3: I'm the captian!
CheesePuff 181: u're god
dayinparadis3: Youre going to have to make up for that nasty pic you sent me
CheesePuff 181: ouch
dayinparadis3: my dick cant get hard any more since i saw that pic
dayinparadis3: Only pirate talk arouses me now
CheesePuff 181: double ouch
dayinparadis3: so, give a HARR MATEY!
CheesePuff 181: ya know what?
CheesePuff 181: i don't wanna be one of ur goddamn pirates...
dayinparadis3: please.. im almost there..
dayinparadis3: wtf?
CheesePuff 181: my hands r cold
dayinparadis3: How about your a cop
dayinparadis3: and im a criminal
dayinparadis3: How do you want to punish me?
dayinparadis3: Talk in a kind of New York Accent
CheesePuff 181: i'm gonna frisk u first
CheesePuff 181: i'm not a new yorker
dayinparadis3: ADN THEN AND THEN?!
dayinparadis3: my dick is going limp
CheesePuff 181: mine too
CheesePuff 181: jk
dayinparadis3: you going to have to do better than that.
CheesePuff 181: well ya see...
CheesePuff 181: it's fucken hot in here... i can't think
dayinparadis3: Ive been a bad boy
dayinparadis3: I killed three little babys
dayinparadis3: i should be punished
CheesePuff 181: well in that case... i'm gonna hafta rape ya
dayinparadis3: Ok, if you don't start satisfing me.. I'm going to put you on block
dayinparadis3: I had a hard dick about 4 minutes ago
CheesePuff 181: haha
CheesePuff 181: and i made it limp
dayinparadis3: That doesnt sound new yorken
CheesePuff 181: i'm sorry
dayinparadis3: Well
dayinparadis3: what do you want to play as?
dayinparadis3: I like accents
CheesePuff 181: ummmm
dayinparadis3: British!
CheesePuff 181: oh boy...
CheesePuff 181: they spell things funny
dayinparadis3: How about. You pretend your a guy?
dayinparadis3: Shouldnt be that hard for you.
dayinparadis3: not let me grab your rock hard ass.
CheesePuff 181: wtf
dayinparadis3: What?
CheesePuff 181: nevermind..
dayinparadis3: let me caress your scrotum
dayinparadis3: tell me how much you like it
CheesePuff 181: u do that
CheesePuff 181: i love it
dayinparadis3: HOW MUCH DO YOU LIKE IT?
CheesePuff 181: I LOVE IT DAMNIT!
dayinparadis3: HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE ME PLAYING WITH YOUR ASSHOLE? RUBBING MY PENIS INSIDE YOUR FIRM ANUS?
CheesePuff 181: i uhhh... LOVE IT A LOT!
dayinparadis3: What do you want to do with your penis to me?
dayinparadis3: Let me remind you.. I'm not gay.
CheesePuff 181: well ya see... i don't have a penis...
CheesePuff 181: r u bi?
dayinparadis3: omg.. typing with one hand.. lotion..
dayinparadis3: ugh.
dayinparadis3: We were going so good that time
CheesePuff 181: i got lotion
dayinparadis3: Let me rub it all around your large belly
dayinparadis3: mmm
dayinparadis3: how do you like that?
CheesePuff 181: i love it
dayinparadis3: you need to help me out.
dayinparadis3: When i start to go limp.. just say "HARRRR!!!"
CheesePuff 181: oh i do, do i?
CheesePuff 181: u limp?
dayinparadis3: yes
CheesePuff 181: HARRRRR!!!!
dayinparadis3: omg
dayinparadis3: more!!
dayinparadis3: MORE!!
CheesePuff 181: HARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
CheesePuff 181: HARRRRR!!!!!!!
CheesePuff 181: more?
dayinparadis3: let me play with your fat over weight ass while you continue
dayinparadis3: MMM ::grabs::
dayinparadis3: ahh
dayinparadis3: ...? I'm going limp..
CheesePuff 181: i'm fat and over weight?
dayinparadis3: your ass
dayinparadis3: i love fat asses
dayinparadis3: MMM
CheesePuff 181: ok...
CheesePuff 181: har?
dayinparadis3: MORE
CheesePuff 181: HARRRR!!!!!!
CheesePuff 181: HARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CheesePuff 181: HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
dayinparadis3: omg.. your ass.. if overflowing in my hands
dayinparadis3: i turn you around to lick your asshole
CheesePuff 181: whoa
dayinparadis3: more!!
dayinparadis3: tell me!
CheesePuff 181: more har?
CheesePuff 181: OUCH!!!!!!
CheesePuff 181: HOLY FUCK!!!!
CheesePuff 181: THAT HURT
CheesePuff 181: !!!!!!!!!
dayinparadis3: is my penis to long to fit all the way in your huge asshole?
CheesePuff 181: that too
dayinparadis3: I start to skullfuck you.
dayinparadis3: MMMM
CheesePuff 181: MMMMMMM
dayinparadis3: TAKE THAT YOU FIRSTMATE SLUT
CheesePuff 181: i am a slut
dayinparadis3: try not to make eye contact with me tho..
dayinparadis3: actually.. i have a bag
CheesePuff 181: *makes eye contact* why not?
dayinparadis3: place it over youre head
CheesePuff 181: u're so mean to me...
dayinparadis3: SO I CONTINUE TO SKULL FUCK YOU
dayinparadis3: DAMNIT
dayinparadis3: I CANT SKULL FUCK YOU WITH A FUCKING BAG OVER YOUR HEAD YOU STUPID STUPID BITCH
dayinparadis3: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME?
dayinparadis3: ok.. so i go back to your asshole.
CheesePuff 181: everything's going so fast... wtf r we doing now?
dayinparadis3: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass
dayinparadis3: I see shit nuggets hanging form the hair around your asshole
CheesePuff 181: that's nasty
dayinparadis3: they stink real bad..
dayinparadis3: I start to feed your asshole my wooden peg leg
dayinparadis3: I ram it up your ass
dayinparadis3: Then i pour hot carmel over your head
CheesePuff 181: ouch
dayinparadis3: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
dayinparadis3: I kick you in the Face!!
CheesePuff 181: i've fucked a candy apple
dayinparadis3: The cellulouid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin
dayinparadis3: ....i'm going limp again
dayinparadis3: Hello?
dayinparadis3: Say it!
CheesePuff 181: HARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dayinparadis3: MMMM I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands
dayinparadis3: You begin to sway back and forth
CheesePuff 181: oh yeah?
dayinparadis3: Say it!
CheesePuff 181: HARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dayinparadis3: ahh
CheesePuff 181: but wait
dayinparadis3: Stick your parite up your wet pussy
CheesePuff 181: parite?
dayinparadis3: THATS WHAT I SAID!
dayinparadis3: PARITE
dayinparadis3: PAROT
dayinparadis3: PARIT
dayinparadis3: it doesnt matter
CheesePuff 181: parrot
dayinparadis3: stick it up your pussy
dayinparadis3: Ok.. You know what
dayinparadis3: this pirate thing isnt working out for me
CheesePuff 181: me either
dayinparadis3: I want you to naahh like a goat
CheesePuff 181: i'm "over weight" and it's pissing me off
dayinparadis3: Overweight goats are disgusting
dayinparadis3: so lets pretend for the moment that you are skinny
CheesePuff 181: naahh
CheesePuff 181: u're so mean to me...
dayinparadis3: So i start to rub your soft white goat fur
CheesePuff 181: whoa there
dayinparadis3: i'm going limp
CheesePuff 181: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dayinparadis3: NAY for me!
CheesePuff 181: fuck
dayinparadis3: please
dayinparadis3: Say it!
dayinparadis3: SAY IT!!
CheesePuff 181: goddamnit
dayinparadis3: SAY IT!
CheesePuff 181: i'm a little *confused* at the moment!!!!
CheesePuff 181: HOLD UR FUCKEN HORSES!!!!!!
dayinparadis3: I don't care if your confused!! I'm limp you bitch!
dayinparadis3: Nay for me you fucking goat
CheesePuff 181: naahh
dayinparadis3: Youre gonna need to try harder than that
dayinparadis3: NAY
CheesePuff 181: NAY
dayinparadis3: You honestly have to do better than that
CheesePuff 181: holy jesus christ
dayinparadis3: I mean, your picture was pretty bad.
CheesePuff 181: NAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
dayinparadis3: Ok, so i start carressing your two front legs
dayinparadis3: and licking them
CheesePuff 181: i really don't know if i should be offended by all this shit
dayinparadis3: K, i just went limp again
CheesePuff 181: blah
CheesePuff 181: i died
dayinparadis3: ...i'm still limp..
CheesePuff 181: i died and went to hell
dayinparadis3: Ohh. the dead body game.. never played that
dayinparadis3: What sound are you going to make?
CheesePuff 181: well i'm dead so don't expect any noises
dayinparadis3: Ok, well you reancarnated as a fat cow
CheesePuff 181: why the fuck am i fat?
dayinparadis3: Let me get some milk out of you
dayinparadis3: I'm limp
dayinparadis3: Moo for me fat ass
CheesePuff 181: moo
dayinparadis3: NO
dayinparadis3: MOOO FOR ME
CheesePuff 181: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
dayinparadis3: O thats good
dayinparadis3: I stick my balls in your mouth and let you gentle nibble on them like you nibble on the grass
dayinparadis3: Hey slut? You like my dirty balls in your mouth?
dayinparadis3: i'm limp
CheesePuff 181: fuck
dayinparadis3: yea baby?
CheesePuff 181: i feel like shit
CheesePuff 181: and i'm not fat goddamnit
dayinparadis3: I have a nice entree of raw Ground Beef, I want you to moo for me and then you can have the meat
CheesePuff 181: moo
dayinparadis3: You are a dirty piece of shit! MOO BABY MOO!!
CheesePuff 181: moo moo
CheesePuff 181: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO
dayinparadis3: MOO WITH SOME FUCKING EFFORT YOU OBESE COW
dayinparadis3: AH
dayinparadis3: Finally got my hard-on back
dayinparadis3: So i sucking your teets
dayinparadis3: I want some milk you obese whore
CheesePuff 181: fuck u
CheesePuff 181: get ur own milk from some other whore
dayinparadis3: No
dayinparadis3: your my whore
CheesePuff 181: yes
dayinparadis3: you know it
CheesePuff 181: no i'm not
dayinparadis3: Tell me your my whore
dayinparadis3: TELL ME
CheesePuff 181: no
CheesePuff 181: tell me i'm not fat
dayinparadis3: You and i both know youre my whore
dayinparadis3: I love fat girls
dayinparadis3: I love being able to hide my dick in the rolls of skin
dayinparadis3: Come on fatass
CheesePuff 181: fuck u
dayinparadis3: just tell me, that you are my whore
CheesePuff 181: and if i do?
dayinparadis3: We will see
dayinparadis3: You havent been acting like a very good fatslut.
dayinparadis3: So you need some punishment
dayinparadis3: But tell me, that you are my whore
CheesePuff 181: I'M NOT FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dayinparadis3: Don't lie to yourself.
CheesePuff 181: i'm ur fucken whore who wants nobody but u
CheesePuff 181: don't piss me off
dayinparadis3: Besides i love your fatnessity
CheesePuff 181: right...
dayinparadis3: You my what?
dayinparadis3: Tell me again!
CheesePuff 181: actually ya kow
CheesePuff 181: i am fat
CheesePuff 181: i'm ur whore... whoop de fucken do
dayinparadis3: Now MOO baby!!
CheesePuff 181: i might be fat and ugly and people wanna kill me cuz i'm so fucken hideous... but i'm not a fucken cow
dayinparadis3: Your my cow. And i wanna slaughter you and make some grade A ground beef.. and then fuck it.
dayinparadis3: I slash off a leg....
dayinparadis3: Insert my large genitals into your stomach
dayinparadis3: Moo for me
dayinparadis3: MOO IN AGONY
dayinparadis3: DO IT
CheesePuff 181: MOO
dayinparadis3: going limp..
dayinparadis3: ..still limp
CheesePuff 181: i'm goin' to bed
CheesePuff 181: i can't take this shit anymore
dayinparadis3: No, you fucking disguting whore
dayinparadis3: stay up and let me finish
CheesePuff 181: i'd rather not
CheesePuff 181: u're being an ass to me so yeah
dayinparadis3: I have been jerking off to your obesity for 30 mins now
dayinparadis3: so finish the job you revolting cow
CheesePuff 181: well for one... I'M NOT OBESE!!!!!!!
dayinparadis3: Moo for me then
CheesePuff 181: y should i?
dayinparadis3: BECAUSE I'M LIMP
CheesePuff 181: DO I GIVE A SHIT?!
dayinparadis3: yes
CheesePuff 181: no i really don't
dayinparadis3: because your my fat whore
dayinparadis3: now say it
CheesePuff 181: i'm not fat
CheesePuff 181: so i won't say it
dayinparadis3: Ok, you wanna play the "I belive i'm skinny" game?
dayinparadis3: You can be a snake
CheesePuff 181: no i'd rather not
dayinparadis3: Now hiss for me
CheesePuff 181: i'm gonna bite ur ass and poison u ya motherfucker
dayinparadis3: Bite me baby yea!
dayinparadis3: I like it rough
dayinparadis3: I slowly start petting your skaly yet SKINNY body
CheesePuff 181: WTF IS GOIN' ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
CheesePuff 181: I WANT SOME GODDAMN ANSWERS!!!!!!!
dayinparadis3: Well i'm about to fuck you, you reptilian dirtbag.
dayinparadis3: now hiss for me
CheesePuff 181: did i mention that i seriously have low self esteem?
dayinparadis3: I could understand that
dayinparadis3: But baby.. I just want a quick jerk session
dayinparadis3: So hiss for me
CheesePuff 181: don't baby me and i'm not gonna hiss for u
dayinparadis3: What animal do you think you most likely resemble?
dayinparadis3: I mean you didnt like the Cow.
CheesePuff 181: u tell me... u've seen my pic... and from what i hear... i'm fat
dayinparadis3: You didnt want to be a pirate
dayinparadis3: A gorilla?
dayinparadis3: Let me pour hot strawberry syrup all over your obese body.
dayinparadis3: god damn i need alot
dayinparadis3: Once ive covered it all i begin to like your hairy chest
dayinparadis3: I want you to scream like a gorilla
dayinparadis3: OOHHH OHHH AHHH AHHH!