Write lyrics you'd like to see in the latest Brand New album

[kearn1tm]

Well, go on. Do it.

Here's mine:

"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllss ssssssssss ss! Toot. SFX: 'Toot.' CAPTION: 'Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllls sssssssssss ss!'"

[kearn1tm]

Next line!

"Muhammad! AAAAAd! Toot. The darkness makes for a long Sonic Youth interlude and the cryptic love of my lovers love. Jesus. Brap!"

[imahoodlum]

Hahahahaha. What...the...

[fly_guy]

For sure!

[Jumpoff]

"Muhammad! AAAAAd! Toot. The darkness makes for a long Sonic Youth interlude and the cryptic love of my lovers love. Jesus. Brap!"

I laughed extremely hard at this

[kearn1tm]

Hahahahaha. What...the...

I can see the "hahahaha" but I just can't envision La Jesse Lacey saying "what ellipses the ellipses."

Let's work shop it.

"Hahahahahaha. JK! LOLOLOLOL Explosions comma are in the air or in the semicolon aeroplanes of heaven. It's just lies exclamation MARK. Lift your heart. Brakakakaka."

[kearn1tm]

For sure!

Lacey would never sing "For." How about this:

The grounds become snakes for your eyes COMMA double negative don't kill the syntax as I drown times twelve. Trademark. Copy-written so don't copy me. HOVA!!! "Sure" followed by the pound key.

[imahoodlum]

Holy shit, this is cracking me up for reasons unknown.

[fly_guy]

Lacey would never sing "For." How about this:

That is definitely going to be on the album, I can feel it in my bones. You are a new aged, indie-hipster Nostradamus.

[kearn1tm]

Check this:

Ga-dig! I am DMX. White woman's face with a coarse, African-American voice. "I am DMX!"

[theguy77]

im sorry this one is way over my head haha. what the fuck did you smoke, todd?

[kearn1tm]

indie-hipster

ATM Machine.

[kearn1tm]

im sorry this one is way over my head haha. what the fuck did you smoke, todd?

I listened to the National Anthem.

Oh, hold on:

I listened ... *whispers* "pause" to the National ANTHEM. And I LISTENED!

[The Personist]

I am not a man, I'm just a man.

/deep

[theguy77]

RED FOX IN THE FOREST
DAISIES IN THE GROUND

/"metaphor"

[kearn1tm]

I am not a man, I'm just a man.

/deep

Deep in the depths of the oceans and the plurality of the dual natures, I sift through the pages of back issues of NME's and find what's waiting on the other side of love for me. I am not a man, I'm a *swoosh* woMAN's Father! *rushing air*

This is, like Lyrical Ballads 2009! I call Wordsworth.

[kearn1tm]

RED

/"metaphor"

Red...carry the weight like a lost meat-phor the poor!

The question is: is La Lacey not above the power of the pun?

[theguy77]

hahahahaha meat-phor the poor hahahaha

[imahoodlum]

Can we pull an Idioteque and just cut words out of a magazine and call it a song?

[kearn1tm]

Heart and ground. Obligatory rhyme word to meet the quota. Sorta. It's okay to say "sorta" as a colloquial title for my pagan father. Cobrala-la-la. Take it to the net!

Issue #21 was known as the silent issue.

[The Personist]

This is, like Lyrical Ballads 2009! I call Wordsworth.

Dragons.

[xJesusFreakx]

When you were young
You were the king of carrot flowers
And how you built a tower tumbling through the trees
In holy rattlesnakes that fell all around your feet

[kearn1tm]

Can we pull an Idioteque and just cut words out of a magazine and call it a song?

We could always just ransack the web for words. Here's a random link to pull, mix and match from: http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Neutral-Milk-Hotel-Lyrics/9B785791018BD41848256E5B00268A91

We could combine them with phrases from this one: http://www.metrolyrics.com/neutral-milk-hotel-lyrics.html

[The Personist]

Concept acoustic Jeff the

[kearn1tm]

Dragons[...]

...are only seen at the table, the oak table, where commas are not needed to indicate breaks in the sentiment, the sediment where once I shakalaka and an ironic remnant of '90s pop-culture came to bear the fruit of the pogs!
Pogs!

[kearn1tm]

We could always just ransack the web for words. Here's a random link to pull, mix and match from: http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Neutral-Milk-Hotel-Lyrics/9B785791018BD41848256E5B00268A91

We could combine them with phrases from this one: http://www.metrolyrics.com/neutral-milk-hotel-lyrics.html

When you were young
You were the king of carrot flowers
And how you built a tower tumbling through the trees
In holy rattlesnakes that fell all around your feet

How dare you dilute my bit?!

Oh, hold on:

My bit. How dare, how dare you?! How dare you dilute my bit!

[kearn1tm]

Dan Akryoid and a summer vacation spent as a temp for Michigan Speedway dodging thrown liquor bottles from hateful rednecks

Yep.

[Getup and Dance]

Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

[kearn1tm]

Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

Ironic use of an ironic co-opting of gangsta rap makes you a copy of a copy. You're like that Plato theory; twice removed from god.

Hold on, that's just pretentious enough:

It's all a copy of a copy. Twice removed, once buried. Plates, tectonic. They slide. Ravioli.

[The Personist]

1623

[inuewiwedem]

As long as the CD insert has a nicely folded dollar inside, I'm fine with whatever lyrics are on this.

[J Me]

Deep in the depths of the oceans and the plurality of the dual natures, I sift through the pages of back issues of NME's and find what's waiting on the other side of love for me. I am not a man, I'm a *swoosh* woMAN's Father! *rushing air*. hahahahaha

[kearn1tm]

The motion *prolonged Pixies quietness then shout* OF THE OCEAN!!!

Yeah.

[thespearkid]

HIT IT! then quit it. HIT IT! then quit it.

Bitchin'.

[Broclee]

This is relevant to my interests.

[boysandbulletsx]

Forget about the album art and the tracklisting. This thread made my day.

[kearn1tm]

This is relevant to my interests.

This is relevant to my interests.

That's just vague enough to work.

[The Personist]

british pseudonyms

[kearn1tm]

Frank Sinatra was on line three and baby, he wasn't croonin'.

You dig?

[kearn1tm]

british pseudonyms

Personist, The

No?

[The Personist]

No?

maybe

[kearn1tm]

You can do it Duffy Moon!

Werd!

[briewer]

Werd!
I saw this thread and thought this was one that you, specifically, would insulting, and then saw that you were the one that made it.

[on a frequency]

well all of that went over my head. why am i still reading? kind of entertaining in a way, reading all this stuff that makes no sense to me.

[kearn1tm]

I saw this thread and thought this was one that you, specifically, would insulting, and then saw that you were the one that made it.

I see.

[kearn1tm]

well all of that went over my head. why am i still reading? kind of entertaining in a way, reading all this stuff that makes no sense to me.

This is the antithesis of what Lacey would write. Everything makes sense to him. Everything and nothing and all and none.

[on a frequency]

This is the antithesis of what Lacey would write. Everything makes sense to him. Everything and nothing and all and none.
hmm. ok.

[tommy's ghost]

I was in the backseat shrugging it off.

[briannedixon]

Ironic use of an ironic co-opting of gangsta rap makes you a copy of a copy. You're like that Plato theory; twice removed from god.

Hold on, that's just pretentious enough:
i laughed so hard at that one. no idea why, hahahaa

[Chromefox]

I personally wanted the album to be named: They're Taking the Hobbits To Isengard:sic)) DSC00635.JPG; DROP TABLE USERS.

[briewer]

I see.
Sorry, that was a mess. What I meant to say was, I thought this was a serious thread and, if that was the case, it would be something you would find ridiculous. I see that it's mostly a joke, and thusly am not that surprised that you were the one that started it. That wasn't much better, but anyways...

[kearn1tm]

Sorry, that was a mess. What I meant to say was, I thought this was a serious thread and, if that was the case, it would be something you would find ridiculous. I see that it's mostly a joke, and thusly am not that surprised that you were the one that started it. That wasn't much better, but anyways...

I could see this possibly being the a line in the obligatory "slow last track" of the latest album.

[briewer]

I could see this possibly being the a line in the obligatory "slow last track" of the latest album.
Hahaha agreed. We'll leave it at that.

[kearn1tm]

Never trust a big butt and a smile.

Um, def.

[thespearkid]

Deep in a lake, shallow in a river, floating in an ocean, doing something in some body of water... YEAH! (haunting guitar melody). OH NO! Yeah!

Title track.

[kearn1tm]

Title track.

*faint scream*

[The Personist]

bouquet

[as_we_learn]

I am not a man, I'm just a man.

/deep

Loved this, should be on the record.

[kearn1tm]

bouquet

bouquete

[The Personist]

aesthetic

[mattmatumbo]

ATM Machine.

Best comeback i've ever heard.

[oddwithoutend]

Todd, do you think your sense of humour is equally, less, or more ostentatious than Lacey's lyrics?

[kearn1tm]

Todd, do you think your sense of humour is equally, less, or more ostentatious than Lacey's lyrics?

I don't think Lacey would reference me in his lyrics. I just can't envision this being a line in the latest Brand New album.