Jali
08/05/09, 01:08 PM
Where to start?
I think I'll start with Lemons, because people always pick up on the lyrics to that song.
Shoving lemons up yer ass,
Spend all your life humping grass.
Live a little,
Shove a lemon up yer ass,
Don't be shy,
Shove a lemon up yer ass.
Some say life is harsh,
They can shove a lemon up their ass,
Some do it slow, some do it fast,
but they're all shoving lemons up their ass!
Live a little,
Shove a lemon up yer ass,
Don't be shy,
Shove a lemon up yer ass.
Activities from dirty homos,
Some use carrots, some use dildos,
Some do it fast some do it slow,
But they're all shoving lemons up their holes.
Live a little,
Shove a lemon up yer ass,
Don't be shy,
Shove a lemon up yer ass.
Live a little,
Shove a lemon up yer ass,
Don't be shy,
Shove a lemon up yer ass.
Uhh, what next? I know, Suburban Gangsta (this one's about me when I was 13/14)
They call me the suburban gangsta,
When they can't remember my name,
They think of me as some chubby fuckin wanksta,
I never really played their game!
Where do I come from?
NN12, the place where not even the poor kids fuckin fend for emselves!
Where do I come from?
Towcester, Heard of it? Didn't think so, now lets go, roll it like that shit!
They call me the suburban gangsta,
When they can't remember my name,
They think of me as some chubby fuckin wanksta,
I never really played their game!
If you ask ppl how I rhymed the other night,
they'd say "who? Oh him, yeah, he's allright",
"nothin against him but he's a little bit dull m8,
wait, he was the rapper from hull, right?"
They call me the suburban gangsta,
When they can't remember my name,
They think of me as some chubby fuckin wanksta,
I never really played their game!
In Towcester we don't have no pimps, no g's,
but we do have ludicrous numbers of OAPS,
But ever since ive been into this rappin game,
Ive been down with every fukka with a zimmer frame
OAP's!
Senior C's!
Zimmer Frees!
I'm the suburban gangsta,
Ok I'm a pretentious wanksta,
At least I aint no middle-class pranksta!
They call me the suburban gangsta,
When they can't remember my name,
They think of me as some chubby fuckin wanksta,
I never really played their game!
Uhh, Gay Sheep, this one was inspired by the headline "Football Player steals Gay Sheep"
Gay sheep, whaddya wear,
Bah Bah, woolly frock,
Gay sheep, whaddya want,
Bah Bah, woolly cock!
Gay Sheep in my way,
Gay Sheep, football game,
Gay sheep in my way,
So steal that fucking gay!
Football where do you play,
Kick Kick, in the hay,
Football, whaddya play,
Kick Kick you sheepish gay!
Gay Sheep in my way,
Gay Sheep, football game,
Gay sheep in my way,
So steal that fucking gay!
Bah Bah, Come out the barn,
Bah Bah, Out on the farm.
Gay Sheep in my way,
Gay Sheep, football game,
Gay sheep in my way,
So steal that fucking gay!
I think I'll start with Lemons, because people always pick up on the lyrics to that song.
Shoving lemons up yer ass,
Spend all your life humping grass.
Live a little,
Shove a lemon up yer ass,
Don't be shy,
Shove a lemon up yer ass.
Some say life is harsh,
They can shove a lemon up their ass,
Some do it slow, some do it fast,
but they're all shoving lemons up their ass!
Live a little,
Shove a lemon up yer ass,
Don't be shy,
Shove a lemon up yer ass.
Activities from dirty homos,
Some use carrots, some use dildos,
Some do it fast some do it slow,
But they're all shoving lemons up their holes.
Live a little,
Shove a lemon up yer ass,
Don't be shy,
Shove a lemon up yer ass.
Live a little,
Shove a lemon up yer ass,
Don't be shy,
Shove a lemon up yer ass.
Uhh, what next? I know, Suburban Gangsta (this one's about me when I was 13/14)
They call me the suburban gangsta,
When they can't remember my name,
They think of me as some chubby fuckin wanksta,
I never really played their game!
Where do I come from?
NN12, the place where not even the poor kids fuckin fend for emselves!
Where do I come from?
Towcester, Heard of it? Didn't think so, now lets go, roll it like that shit!
They call me the suburban gangsta,
When they can't remember my name,
They think of me as some chubby fuckin wanksta,
I never really played their game!
If you ask ppl how I rhymed the other night,
they'd say "who? Oh him, yeah, he's allright",
"nothin against him but he's a little bit dull m8,
wait, he was the rapper from hull, right?"
They call me the suburban gangsta,
When they can't remember my name,
They think of me as some chubby fuckin wanksta,
I never really played their game!
In Towcester we don't have no pimps, no g's,
but we do have ludicrous numbers of OAPS,
But ever since ive been into this rappin game,
Ive been down with every fukka with a zimmer frame
OAP's!
Senior C's!
Zimmer Frees!
I'm the suburban gangsta,
Ok I'm a pretentious wanksta,
At least I aint no middle-class pranksta!
They call me the suburban gangsta,
When they can't remember my name,
They think of me as some chubby fuckin wanksta,
I never really played their game!
Uhh, Gay Sheep, this one was inspired by the headline "Football Player steals Gay Sheep"
Gay sheep, whaddya wear,
Bah Bah, woolly frock,
Gay sheep, whaddya want,
Bah Bah, woolly cock!
Gay Sheep in my way,
Gay Sheep, football game,
Gay sheep in my way,
So steal that fucking gay!
Football where do you play,
Kick Kick, in the hay,
Football, whaddya play,
Kick Kick you sheepish gay!
Gay Sheep in my way,
Gay Sheep, football game,
Gay sheep in my way,
So steal that fucking gay!
Bah Bah, Come out the barn,
Bah Bah, Out on the farm.
Gay Sheep in my way,
Gay Sheep, football game,
Gay sheep in my way,
So steal that fucking gay!