Favorite Lines?

[lfdfforever]

What is your favorite line in any movie?

[Andy]

coke

[hobbes2809]

I could post in this thread for years without repeating


"See this? This... is my boomstick!" army of darkness

[hobbes2809]

"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. " clerks

[hobbes2809]

"Mr. President, we cannot allow a mineshaft gap! " dr strangelove

[lfdfforever]

Mine would have to be " but I heard the french are assholes." Dumb and Dumber

[iHATEapril]

"Mr. President, we cannot allow a mineshaft gap! " dr strangelove

How about tate just gives you 15,000 posts?

[hobbes2809]

How about tate just gives you 15,000 posts?

I would like that


every single line in Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail, but especially

King Arthur: Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: *Look*!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.

[hobbes2809]

"ass to ass" -requiem for a dream

[hobbes2809]

Mr. Blonde: I might break you in, Nice Guy, but I'd make you my dog's bitch. - resevoir dogs

[Jentheoptimist]

What is your favorite line in any movie?
I don't know but is that you in your sig? Because if it is...have sex with me not because of your looks (which are good) but because your set up makes me hot.

[lfdfforever]

"Franks going to kill."-donnie darko

[hobbes2809]

"Remember, Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things." -shawshank redemption

[lfdfforever]

I don't know but is that you in your sig? Because if it is...have sex with me not because of your looks (which are good) but because your set up makes me hot. Thats Tucker Rule from Thursday.

[iHATEapril]

I don't know but is that you in your sig? Because if it is...have sex with me not because of your looks (which are good) but because your set up makes me hot.

I believe it's Tucker from Thursday.

[iHATEapril]

Thats Tucker Rule from Thursday.

Faster than me.

[lfdfforever]

I believe it's Tucker from Thursday. Tucker is the best in my book.

[hobbes2809]

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me." - snatch

[Jentheoptimist]

I believe it's Tucker from Thursday.

Thats Tucker Rule from Thursday.

Oh wow without hair he looks a lot different. Wait I thought he sets up left handed.

[lfdfforever]

Oh wow without hair he looks a lot different. Wait I thought he sets up left handed. Nope he plays right but i bet he could lead with his left too.

[hobbes2809]

" People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that shit which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not fucking stupid. At least, we're not that fucking stupid. " - trainspotting

[hobbes2809]

okay that was enough movie lines for now, you guys can take over

[lfdfforever]

"I like them when they lay still like that." The Frighterns

[iHATEapril]

Nope he plays right but i bet he could lead with his left too.

Does your love grow for him with the minutes going by?

[lfdfforever]

Does your love grow for him with the minutes going by? I would say.........yes.

[Jentheoptimist]

Nope he plays right but i bet he could lead with his left too.
He can, at least he was in signals over the air. I am almost 89% sure he sets up left handed in that video.

[Jentheoptimist]

I'm the marsha fucking brady of the upper east side, and sometimes I wanna kill myself -Cruel Intentions

[lfdfforever]

"There's two hott girls out there, they're triplets" can't hardly wait

[lanolynn]

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convencing the world he didn't exist"-usual suspects

[Coronary Parasite]

(selena takes machete, aims for jim, hesitates, stops)

"that was longer than a heartbeat"

-28 days later

[JHallow]

she had the fattest ass - mallrats

[mysensesfailed3]

It's not a movie but "I'm having an incredible year" from arrested development. It's not funny if you are not watching the episode. but if you are it is greatness.

[NameTaken69]

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me." - snatch
haha bricktop

[aolsux]

"Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...?" Fight Club

i've been using that one alot as of late as I'm passing someone

[A picasso blue]

my favorite is still:

"HE CAME TO US FOR HELP AND WE LIT HIM ON FIRE!!"

[Coronary Parasite]

my favorite is still:

"HE CAME TO US FOR HELP AND WE LIT HIM ON FIRE!!"
oh my god what is that from? it's driving me nuts now.

[dashboard1190]

There are so many great lines from Garden State, but one of my favorite is : "And besides that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the show?"

Also, the line in Good Will Hunting when Robin Williams is going on about art & stuff : (not 100% accurate..summarizing) "So you've studied all about art but have you ever looked up and seen the Sistine Chapel...".

[dashboard1190]

I also like the opening lines from Crash.

And the line from Fight Club (movie/book) "With a gun between your teeth you only speak in vowels"

[A picasso blue]

oh my god what is that from? it's driving me nuts now.
Cabin Fever.

[lightcollapse]

i'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since i rule - clerks

[sweet tragedy]

you couldn't be ordinary if you tried - american beauty

[Brownpants06]

"Big Gulps huh? Well, cya later"

[EnderDove]

"I bought a chair but I didnt like it."

"Where is it?"

"It's keeping us warm."

[lanolynn]

"sidecars are for bitches"
"don't make fun of my hobbies. i don't make fun of you for being an asshole."
"by the way you have balls written on your face"
all from garden state

[lanolynn]

It's not a movie but "I'm having an incredible year" from arrested development. It's not funny if you are not watching the episode. but if you are it is greatness.
we could do a whole seperate thread of those

[Boring Pop Song]

"heavy. there's that word again. why are things so heavy in the future? is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?"

[xearlynovemberx]

there was nothing wrong with it until i was about 12 and that no talent assclown started winning grammys

[jeremyfromva]

"Did you really call the police?" Stu
"You bet your sorry ass I did" Sydney
"My mommy and daddy are gonna be so mad at me" Stu

from Scream

[aCe_]

Samir (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0619651/): No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0379114/): Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0619651/): You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0379114/): There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0619651/): Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0379114/): No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

Peter Gibbons (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0515296/): Doesn't it bother you that you have to get up in the morning and you have to put on a bunch of pieces of flair?
Joanna (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000098/): Yeah, but I'm not about to go in and start taking money from the register.
Peter Gibbons (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0515296/): Well, maybe you should. You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

Office Space

[GoWaitInTheCar]

"ass to ass" -requiem for a dream

lol.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convencing the world he didn't exist"-usual suspects

FAVORITE MOVIE EVER.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

"Besides, I got to make like I was notorious.." - The Usual Suspects (Kevin Spacey)

[swizzle]

"heavy. there's that word again. why are things so heavy in the future? is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?"

One of my favorite films of all time!!!!

[mouood]

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

[swizzle]

"but... i'm a fucking demon"

[aCe_]

"Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker?"

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

[reductiondesign]

If anyone can name where my quotes are from, they get props.

"We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold."

[reductiondesign]

"You people voted for Hubert Humphrey, and you killed Jesus."

[reductiondesign]

"Do you have anything to declare, sir?"
"Yeah. Don't go to England."

[reductiondesign]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

[reductiondesign]

"9:13, Personal note: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did."

[Shatter590]

its shite being scottish. some people hate the english. i dont. i just think they're a bunch o fuckin wankers. we, on the other hand, have been colonized by wankers- trainspotting

good morning, my neighbors! hey, FUCK YOU! yes, fuck you too!- coming to america (i think)

some muthafuckas always gotta ice skate uphill- blade

[hobbes2809]

If anyone can name where my quotes are from, they get props.

"We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold."

fear and loathing in las vegas


"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Jules, Pulp Fiction

"Do you have anything to declare, sir?"
"Yeah. Don't go to England."

avi, snatch

[hobbes2809]

its shite being scottish. some people hate the english. i dont. i just think they're a bunch o fuckin wankers. we, on the other hand, have been colonized by wankers- trainspotting


one of my favorites

[reductiondesign]

"Sand is overrated. It's just tiny little rocks."

[reductiondesign]

(This is being read).

"On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing."

[hobbes2809]

"Sand is overrated. It's just tiny little rocks."

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, bought that on dvd the day it came out

[reductiondesign]

"You're right, actually. I am pretty- I'm, I'm pretty troubled and I'm, I'm pretty confused. But I... and I'm afraid. Really, really afraid. Really afraid. But I... I... I think you're the fucking Antichrist."

[hobbes2809]

(This is being read).

"On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing."

Se7en

come on lets have some hard ones haha

[hobbes2809]

"You're right, actually. I am pretty- I'm, I'm pretty troubled and I'm, I'm pretty confused. But I... and I'm afraid. Really, really afraid. Really afraid. But I... I... I think you're the fucking Antichrist."

donnie darko

[Shatter590]

one of my favorites
the movie is full of great quotes

heres a wonderfully bad one

The Sith are evil
in my mind, the jedi are evil

[reductiondesign]

"So where are you? You're in some motel room. You just - you just wake up and you're in - in a motel room. There's the key. It feels like maybe it's just the first time you've been there, but perhaps you've been there for a week, three months. It's - it's kind of hard to say. I don't - I don't know. It's just an anonymous room."

Hard? Okay, hold on.

[reductiondesign]

"Are you hungry? I haven't eaten since later this afternoon."

[hobbes2809]

"So where are you? You're in some motel room. You just - you just wake up and you're in - in a motel room. There's the key. It feels like maybe it's just the first time you've been there, but perhaps you've been there for a week, three months. It's - it's kind of hard to say. I don't - I don't know. It's just an anonymous room."

Hard? Okay, hold on.

memento

otnemem

[hobbes2809]

"Are you hungry? I haven't eaten since later this afternoon."

your sig gives this one away

[Shatter590]

heres another one

you cant fix it, you dont know the parts
russian parts, american parts, all made in taiwan!

[reductiondesign]

"I met Bela Lugosi."
"Why, I thought he was dead."
"No, he's very much alive. Well, sort of."

Why'd you type Memento backwards? Because it goes backwards?

[hobbes2809]

heres another one

you cant fix it, you dont know the parts
russian parts, american parts, all made in taiwan!

okay you've stumped me

[Shatter590]

okay you've stumped me
armageddon

[reductiondesign]

"Be careful, Preston. You're treading on my dreams."

[reductiondesign]

armageddon

I hated that movie.

[hobbes2809]

"I met Bela Lugosi."
"Why, I thought he was dead."
"No, he's very much alive. Well, sort of."

Why'd you type Memento backwards? Because it goes backwards?

yeah because of the backwards and also the website for the movie when it came out was otnemem.com

useless trivia haha

[hobbes2809]

"Be careful, Preston. You're treading on my dreams."

equilibrium, which got overshadowed by the matrix

but goddamnit it was good and the whole "gun kattas" thing was insanely badass

[reductiondesign]

"I'm thinking thin."

Didn't know that was the site. I love useless trivia.

[Kif]

We do your laundry, cook your food and serve you dinner. We guard you while you sleep. We drive your ambulances. Do not fuck with us.

Tyler Durden, Fight Club

[hobbes2809]

"I'm thinking thin."

Didn't know that was the site. I love useless trivia.

sarah goldfarb - requiem for a dream

JUICE BY SARAH JUICE BY SARAH WOOOOAAA SARAH GOT JUICED

[reductiondesign]

"You're wet."
"Yes. It's raining."

YOU KNOW EQUILIBRIUM! You're ever cooler now - NO ONE knows that movie.

[Shatter590]

another one

i believe this beverage has sparked an emotional response
what do you feel
i am uncertain. as i am new to emotions, i am unable to articulate the sensation
well it looks like he hates it
yes. that it is. i hate this
are you sure?
oh yes, i hate this. it is revolting
more?
please

[Shatter590]

"You're wet."
"Yes. It's raining."

YOU KNOW EQUILIBRIUM! You're ever cooler now - NO ONE knows that movie.
gun-fu lol

they played it in virgin a couple weeks back

[reductiondesign]

"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."

There are a few you haven't answered yet...

[hobbes2809]

"You're wet."
"Yes. It's raining."

YOU KNOW EQUILIBRIUM! You're ever cooler now - NO ONE knows that movie.

the opening scene to that movie was fantastic, one of my favorite opening sequences

::mona lisa::
"yes it's authentic"
"burn it"

[hobbes2809]

"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."

There are a few you haven't answered yet...

umm thats a tough one, I can picture it being said in a bunch of movies because its such a well known proverb, so you beat me with this one

also, which ones am I missing?>

[hobbes2809]

oh you mean the bela lugosi one, I just looked back and saw I didnt answer in my response

ed wood 8-)

[reductiondesign]

"I got shot. Isn't that fucked up?"

You're missing...

"9:13, Personal note: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did."

Didn't see your Primer answer.

"I met Bela Lugosi."
"Why, I thought he was dead."
"No, he's very much alive. Well, sort of."

"You're wet."
"Yes. It's raining."

And the one-eyed man is from Minority Report. Love, love, love that movie.

[ClapClapSnap]

"...We could kill everyone."

"So what do you think?"

"I'm strangely comfortable with it."

[reductiondesign]

"Have you ever transcended space and time?"
"Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

[reductiondesign]

"I will drop-kick those fuckin' dogs if they come near me."

[hobbes2809]

"I got shot. Isn't that fucked up?"

You're missing...

"9:13, Personal note: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did."

Didn't see your Primer answer.

"I met Bela Lugosi."
"Why, I thought he was dead."
"No, he's very much alive. Well, sort of."

"You're wet."
"Yes. It's raining."

And the one-eyed man is from Minority Report. Love, love, love that movie.

Adaptation

Pi

Ed Wood

Rocky Horroy

in order

[hobbes2809]

"...We could kill everyone."

"So what do you think?"

"I'm strangely comfortable with it."

boondock saints, whens the sequel coming out, btw?

[reductiondesign]

"However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now."

I'm done for now, haha.

[hobbes2809]

"Have you ever transcended space and time?"
"Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

huckabees, which appealed to my existential outlook on most things

[ClapClapSnap]

boondock saints, whens the sequel coming out, btw?

you are asking the wrong person hahah...but yeah me and my roommate used to die laughing at that part

[hobbes2809]

"However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now."

I'm done for now, haha.

kill bill

okay ill try and find some quotes for you to guess

[hobbes2809]

"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting. "

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. "

both from the same movie

[reductiondesign]

"I will drop-kick those fuckin' dogs if they come near me."

Missed one.

[hobbes2809]

you are asking the wrong person hahah...but yeah me and my roommate used to die laughing at that part

my favorite was when he shoots the cat on the table and goes "...Is it dead?"

[Shatter590]

you missed my last one too

[reductiondesign]

"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting. "

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. "

both from the same movie

Hmm. Now I feel stupid, haha. That only sounds vaguely familiar.

I'm not going to get many of these.

[hobbes2809]

Missed one.

tom cruise was such an asshole in that movie ;)

[reductiondesign]

tom cruise was such an asshole in that movie ;)

...you win. :P

[hobbes2809]

heres one you can get

[after he faked a terminal illness, took residence in the house under false pretenses, tried to instigate a fight with his estranged wife's fiancé, generally lied to his family and was then found out]
"I know I'm going to be the bad guy here."

[reductiondesign]

heres one you can get

[after he faked a terminal illness, took residence in the house under false pretenses, tried to instigate a fight with his estranged wife's fiancé, generally lied to his family and was then found out]
"I know I'm going to be the bad guy here."

...I can get this?

I may not be thinking straight - I'm home, sick.

[hobbes2809]

...I can get this?

I may not be thinking straight - I'm home, sick.

oh it was the Royal Tenebaums, sorry to hear youre sick

[ClapClapSnap]

my favorite was when he shoots the cat on the table and goes "...Is it dead?"

hahahah yeah that's awesome

i love that movie


and this one too:

What makes you think she's a witch?
Well, she turned me into a newt!
A newt?
...I got better.
Burn her anyway!

[lfdfforever]

"you're my boy blue"

[reductiondesign]

oh it was the Royal Tenebaums, sorry to hear youre sick

I've actually never seen that. :(

But, I have all of Wes Anderson's films on my Netflix list. So, soon.


And I just saw Monty Python and Old School. There, I got some.

[hobbes2809]

hahahah yeah that's awesome

i love that movie


and this one too:

What makes you think she's a witch?
Well, she turned me into a newt!
A newt?
...I got better.
Burn her anyway!

I can honestly say that Ive watched that movie about 25 times

and have every line in the movie memorized :[

what do you mean? an african or european swallow?

[reductiondesign]

I can honestly say that Ive watched that movie about 25 times

and have every line in the movie memorized :[

what do you mean? an african or european swallow?

My favorite comedy of all time. And I dislike most comedies.

[hobbes2809]

I've actually never seen that. :(

But, I have all of Wes Anderson's films on my Netflix list. So, soon.


And I just saw Monty Python and Old School. There, I got some.

its fantastic, and Rushmore is fantastic as well, you're gonna love these movies I can guarantee it

ill pay you cold hard cash if you dont

[Shatter590]

what...is the capital of assyria

ashur, but thats beside the point

[reductiondesign]

its fantastic, and Rushmore is fantastic as well, you're gonna love these movies I can guarantee it

ill pay you cold hard cash if you dont

Haha, okay. I've heard they're my (our?) type of movies, so I'm looking forward to them getting here.

And I'm getting close to watching all of Johnny Depp's movies. My favorite actor, by far.

[ClapClapSnap]

I can honestly say that Ive watched that movie about 25 times

and have every line in the movie memorized :[

what do you mean? an african or european swallow?

hahah it's okay i know all the lines too...when i worked at a camp [well, when a bunch of me and my friends were CITs and supposed to be working] we used to lock ourselves up in a room and watch this all fucking day

hah good times...

we used to watch ferngully just to see robin williams do a rap, too :[

[hobbes2809]

Haha, okay. I've heard they're my (our?) type of movies, so I'm looking forward to them getting here.

And I'm getting close to watching all of Johnny Depp's movies. My favorite actor, by far.

which ones do you still have to watch of his?

[ClapClapSnap]

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

[reductiondesign]

which ones do you still have to watch of his?

What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Dead Man, Arizona Dreams, Cry-Baby, Don Juan DeMarco, The Brave, Before Night Falls, The Man Who Cried, The Astronaut's Wife, The Ninth Gate, Nick Of Time, and Benny And Joon.

I've seen a little over half. MAYBE three fourths.

[hobbes2809]

What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Dead Man, Arizona Dreams, Cry-Baby, Don Juan DeMarco, The Brave, Before Night Falls, The Man Who Cried, The Astronaut's Wife, The Ninth Gate, Nick Of Time, and Benny And Joon.

I've seen a little over half. MAYBE three fourths.

these are the only ones ive seen out of that whole list haha

gilbert grape was a good movie, ninth gate wasnt so good, in my opinion

[hobbes2809]

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

hahaha

[ClapClapSnap]

hahaha

i'm watching this movie when i go home...it's been decided hahah

[reductiondesign]

these are the only ones ive seen out of that whole list haha

gilbert grape was a good movie, ninth gate wasnt so good, in my opinion

My favorites are Sleepy Hollow, Fear And Loathing, The Libertine, Ed Wood, Finding Neverland, and Edward Scissorhands.

I think FAL is his best performance.

[hobbes2809]

My favorites are Sleepy Hollow, Fear And Loathing, The Libertine, Ed Wood, Finding Neverland, and Edward Scissorhands.

I think FAL is his best performance.

I agree with this entire post.

I would add, along with those, From Hell and Once Upon a Time in Mexico, which I liked for some reason, even though I would be the first to admit that it really wasnt that great overall

[reesepiece_xo]

my roomate and i watched the astronauts wife last year cuz her and her mom bought it in a grocery store haha...definitely not the best movie ive ever seen but i sure quoted it a lot haha

[Anton Djamoos]

my roomate and i watched the astronauts wife last year cuz her and her mom bought it in a grocery store haha...definitely not the best movie ive ever seen but i sure quoted it a lot haha
Sweet signature.

Also, I think that "Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word" from Jurassic Park ranks up there in best movie quotes.

[reesepiece_xo]

haha j. park was full of good quotes:

"God creates dinosaur. God destroys dinosaur. God creates man, man destroys God. Man creates dinosaur.."
"dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth."

haha love it.

And don't get me started on point break quotes. That Johnny Utah..."I wanna do what YOU do" haha

[reductiondesign]

I agree with this entire post.

I would add, along with those, From Hell and Once Upon a Time in Mexico, which I liked for some reason, even though I would be the first to admit that it really wasnt that great overall

Wow, I totally forgot those two. And Blow was good as well.

[LPMagic]

<insert one of hundreds of Kevin Smith quotes here> Seriously, I love his writing.

- Jeff

[aCe_]

<insert one of hundreds of Kevin Smith quotes here> Seriously, I love his writing.

- JeffYes!:D

[hobbes2809]

Wow, I totally forgot those two. And Blow was good as well.

oh shit! blow! completely forgot that too

[selftitled85]

heres to looking at you kid - casablanca

"save the empire!"
"its rex manning day!"

both of those from empire records

[selftitled85]

I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane? - American Psycho

Mrs. Mimi Jared: And what classes are you taking... Dick?
Dick: Ummm, Gangbang 101, Freebase Tutorial, and Oral Sex Workshop.

I really did try to kill myself... right before I faked it.

I only had sex with her because I'm in love with you.


all three of those from rules of attraction

[lfdfforever]

"We weren't anything but just a couple of punks."-SLC Punk

[LPMagic]

"We weren't anything but just a couple of punks."-SLC Punk
Great movie.

- Jeff

[ThexQuietxCull]

I spent all last week cleaning my carpet, all the while thinking that I should just take a gun and blow my brains out, but I didn't want to because I was worried what it would do to my carpet!

[meeotch]

thats an outstanding selection...matchstick men...nic cage is the man

[swizzle]

"Cupid stupid! That's the last time I am getting any more fruit off you Tom. Call that fresh? There was more small hairy armoured things in your fruit than there was fruit. You should open a butcher's, not a grocer's"

[swizzle]

"Mr Breaker! Today my name is Mr Breaker. You think this is a coincidence? Not many, Benny! This white shite steals my goods and then thinks it is a good idea to sell it back to me. They got less brains than you, Lenny . . . Get Nick cum-bubble round here now if he is stupid enough to still be on this planet"

[swizzle]

"Look Tom, You're not funny Tom; you're fat and look as though you should be
funny, but you're not"

[ThisIsAName]

"My name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die" -Inigo Montoya (Princess Bride!)

[lfdfforever]

"My friend here is a little slow." dumb and dumber

[lfdfforever]

bump

[laryssa]

"My name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die" -Inigo Montoya (Princess Bride!)

Yes!

[believethehyph]

"Ac says 10%"

[jawkneephighv]

They say that dreams are only real as long as they last
Couldn't you say the same thing about life?

Waking Life

[savestheday129]

"You know friend, this is a god damn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation."

[reductiondesign]

"Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now, and you will like me a good deal less as we go on. Ladies, an announcement: I am up for it, all the time. That is not a boast or an opinion, it is bone hard medical fact. I put it round, you know - and you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it. Don't. It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up your petticoats. Gentlemen; do not despair, I am up for that as well. And the same warning applies. Still your cheesy erections till I have had my say. But later when you shag - and later you will shag, I shall expect it of you and I will know if you have let me down - I wish you to shag with my homuncular image rattling in your gonads. Feel how it was for me, how it is for me and ponder, "Was that shudder the same shudder he sensed? Did he know something more profound? Or is there some wall of wretchedness that we all batter with our heads at that shining , livelong moment." That is it. That is my prologue, nothing in rhyme, no protestations of modesty, you were not expecting that I hope. I am John Wilmot, Second Earl of Rochester, and I do not want you to like me."

[selftitled85]

"Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now, and you will like me a good deal less as we go on. Ladies, an announcement: I am up for it, all the time. That is not a boast or an opinion, it is bone hard medical fact. I put it round, you know - and you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it. Don't. It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up your petticoats. Gentlemen; do not despair, I am up for that as well. And the same warning applies. Still your cheesy erections till I have had my say. But later when you shag - and later you will shag, I shall expect it of you and I will know if you have let me down - I wish you to shag with my homuncular image rattling in your gonads. Feel how it was for me, how it is for me and ponder, "Was that shudder the same shudder he sensed? Did he know something more profound? Or is there some wall of wretchedness that we all batter with our heads at that shining , livelong moment." That is it. That is my prologue, nothing in rhyme, no protestations of modesty, you were not expecting that I hope. I am John Wilmot, Second Earl of Rochester, and I do not want you to like me."


what is that from?

[lanolynn]

what is that from?
i'm gonna say the libertine.

[aCe_]

" It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses"

[Tristan Needler]

"We're on a misson from God."

- Elwood Blues (Dan Aykroyd), The Blues Brothers.

[aCe_]

"We're on a misson from God."

- Elwood Blues (Dan Aykroyd), The Blues Brothers.Good call.

[Tristan Needler]

" It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses"
hahaha holy shit, yes. almost anything from this movie is priceless. but i think "we're on a mission from god" has a slight edge for me.

[aCe_]

hahaha holy shit, yes. almost anything from this movie is priceless. but i think "we're on a mission from god" has a slight edge for me.Yep..the way he says it. Priceless.

[Tristan Needler]

Yep..the way he says it. Priceless.
i know, i know!

"the band!!!!"

[Tristan Needler]

you know what? i'm gonna put the blues brothers soundtrack on right now.

[aCe_]

i know, i know!

"the band!!!!"Blues Brothers Buddies?

[Tristan Needler]

Blues Brothers Buddies?
fuck yeah.

[Tristan Needler]

god, this music is so damn good too.

[aCe_]

fuck yeah.:D

[aCe_]

"How often does the train go by?"
"So often that you wouldn't even notice it"

[aCe_]

"Illinois Nazis."
"I hate Illinois Nazis."

[Tristan Needler]

two pieces of plain white toast.

two fried chickens and a coke.

[aCe_]

"yes! Yes! Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ...i Have Seen The Light!"

[aCe_]

"Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters..sell them to me. Sell me your children."

[aCe_]

"Are you the police?"
"No, ma'am. We're musicians."

[Tristan Needler]

*ray charles points gun and fires at the kid messing with the guitar*

[Tristan Needler]

"what kind of music do you usually have here?"
"oh we got both kinds. we got country AND western."

[aCe_]

"What are we doing here?"
"You promised you'd visit the penguin the day you got out."
"Yeah? So I lied to her."
"You can't lie to a nun. We got to go in and visit the penguin."
"No...fucking...way."

[aCe_]

"I don't believe it. It's that shitbox Dodge again!"
"Those bastards are ours now!"

[bobbo8]

"Where'd you come from? You look pregnant."
And just about every other line in The Life Aquatic.

[SonnyBertGerard]

It's not a quote, more like a scene.

"Lolita: You didn't come in here to wash your hands.
Dawn: Y-y-yes I did.
Lolita: You came in here to take a shit.
Dawn: No, really. I don't have to go. My hands were dirty, that's all.
Lolita: Liar, I can smell you from here.
*Lolita blocks Dawn*
Dawn: Please let me go.
Lolita: Not until you take a shit.
Dawn: My neighbor and I have a secret special peoples club. Wanna join?
Lolita: FUCK...YOU.
*Lolita pushes her into the stall and stands in front of the open door*
Lolita: You can't leave until you take a shit. I want to see it with my own eyes." -Welcome To The Dollhouse

[NinjaRoy]

I haven't gone through it, but I wonder how many Anchomen quotes are in here hahaha.

"Jesus and I love you" - Orgazmo

[aCe_]

"Try not to suck any dick on the way out of the parking lot!"

Clerks

[aCe_]

-"I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages, working on my day off, the steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward-assed fuck on the planet, I smell like shoe polish, my ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy, and my present girlfriend has sucked thirty-six dicks."

-"Thirty-seven."

Clerks

[a speedo model]

"table 19 your pizza is ready" that thing you do

[aCe_]

-Salsa shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa.

Clerks

[aCe_]

People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."
Clerks

[TheOtherAndrew]

THE SIGN!!! ON THE BACK OF THE CAR!!! SAYS CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOD!!! YOU DUMB FUCK!!!
-Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

[NinjaRoy]

"You didn't say Car Ramrod!"
"Oh, I forgot"
"But I wrote it on the paperrrrr"

- Supertroopers

[NinjaRoy]

"License and Registration... CHICKEN FUCKER!!"

-Supertroopers

[NinjaRoy]

"Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays!"

-Office Space

[aCe_]

THE SIGN!!! ON THE BACK OF THE CAR!!! SAYS CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOD!!! YOU DUMB FUCK!!!
-Jay and Silent Bob Strike BackKevin Smith = Genius

[NinjaRoy]

"Sheet! Did you bring ze mirror?"
"Got it"
"And ze rope?"
"Check"
"And the butfor?"
"What's a butfor?"
"For pooping, silly"

-South Park Movie

[yodaplaysdrums]

"I'm a reasonable guy, but I've just experienced a lot of unreasonable things."

[SonnyBertGerard]

"You can read minds?" Zoolander

[lanolynn]

"shelly is grossly overwieght and unhappy. i'm concerned for her"-the weatherman