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theguy77
08/07/09, 03:48 PM
ben stiller is a terrible comedy actor. hes like that awkward uncle who's always trying so hard to make his nieces and nephews laugh.

any part in a movie you think was played terribly, anyone who's career should have been left on the auditorium stage at their old high school in their drama club, post it here!

Chromefox
08/07/09, 03:51 PM
Michael Cera.

*Assaulted*

Now hear me out: His movies are great, but that's more an issue of writing to me, the problem is that all of his roles are the same character, and I don't know if he is capable of playing a character outside of that awkward, semi-nerdy kid he gets in every single film.

EDIT: Also, obligatory Keanu Reeves/Nicholas Cage post.

Ari Christos
08/07/09, 04:59 PM
Johnny Depp. I enjoy some of his movies, but I feel he plays the same character, except with different makeup on.

UntilItKillsYou
08/07/09, 05:06 PM
Michael Cera.

*Assaulted*

Now hear me out: His movies are great, but that's more an issue of writing to me, the problem is that all of his roles are the same character, and I don't know if he is capable of playing a character outside of that awkward, semi-nerdy kid he gets in every single film.

EDIT: Also, obligatory Keanu Reeves/Nicholas Cage post.
i agree

I'm DC
08/07/09, 05:08 PM
Daniel Craig and Clive Owens. Both are awful

drudo182
08/07/09, 05:09 PM
I always liked Clive Owen.

xChasingsafetyx
08/07/09, 05:09 PM
^ crazy talk! Owen's great.

Vin Diesel.

Ari Christos
08/07/09, 05:12 PM
Daniel Craig and Clive Owens. Both are awful

All I've seen Clive Owen in was King Arthur and that movie fucking sucked. As did Quantum of Solace, but I don't blame Daniel Craig entirely for that.

Smash Adams
08/07/09, 05:13 PM
Megan Fox
Gwyneth Paltrow isn't a bad actress but she has no personality

Dymytry Vance
08/07/09, 05:14 PM
Of course Vin Deisel, we all knew that.

Ari Christos
08/07/09, 05:14 PM
^ crazy talk! Owen's great.

Vin Diesel.

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Dymytry Vance
08/07/09, 05:16 PM
Megan Fox
Gwyneth Paltrow isn't a bad actress but she has no personality
Agreed.

smogs
08/07/09, 05:18 PM
All I've seen Clive Owen in was King Arthur and that movie fucking sucked. As did Quantum of Solace, but I don't blame Daniel Craig entirely for that.

Watch Children of Men. And he's fantastic in Inside Man too.


I'm not crazy about Kate Hudson. There's just something about her that annoys me.
And Megan Fox. Awful.

xChasingsafetyx
08/07/09, 05:18 PM
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touche.

poppa Q
08/07/09, 05:19 PM
Hayden Christensen.
Johnny Depp. I enjoy some of his movies, but I feel he plays the same character, except with different makeup on.
That doesn't make him a bad actor, rather a bad decision maker (when it comes to choosing scripts)...
Daniel Craig and Clive Owens. Both are awful
Neither actor is "awful" by any stretch of the imagination.

Smash Adams
08/07/09, 05:21 PM
Watch Children of Men. And he's fantastic in Inside Man too.


I'm not crazy about Kate Hudson. There's just something about her that annoys me.
And Megan Fox. Awful.
She was great in Almost Famous. That's the only good movie she was in but I love it

Ari Christos
08/07/09, 05:24 PM
Watch Children of Men. And he's fantastic in Inside Man too.


I'm not crazy about Kate Hudson. There's just something about her that annoys me.
And Megan Fox. Awful.

I'll give em a shot. Was Inside Man with Denzel Washington? I think my parents have that lying around somewhere.

Ben Affleck, after Michael Bay ruined his career.

irockyournipple
08/07/09, 05:40 PM
Thread needs much more Nicholas Cage

FondestMemory
08/07/09, 05:45 PM
Johnny Depp. I enjoy some of his movies, but I feel he plays the same character, except with different makeup on.

what? johnny depp has one of the most diverse, wide ranging resumes out there right now.

mouood
08/07/09, 05:56 PM
Thread needs much more Nicholas Cage

Done.

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irockyournipple
08/07/09, 06:03 PM
Done.

e6i2WRreARo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

smogs
08/07/09, 06:05 PM
She was great in Almost Famous. That's the only good movie she was in but I love it

Ahh, you got me there. She's wonderful in that movie. I always forget its her. But everything else is..meh.


I'll give em a shot. Was Inside Man with Denzel Washington? I think my parents have that lying around somewhere.

Ben Affleck, after Michael Bay ruined his career.

Yeah Inside Man is with Denzel. Great, intense movie. And Children of Men is just too wonderful for words. Definitely check 'em out.

Ari Christos
08/07/09, 06:18 PM
what? johnny depp has one of the most diverse, wide ranging resumes out there right now.

He's always the same quirky, off-center leader type character I feel like :shrug:

theguy77
08/07/09, 06:22 PM
im glad guys in entertainment thread are able to think for 2 seconds with their heads and not their penises and realize megan fox sucks hahaha

billyboatkid
08/07/09, 06:25 PM
Michael Cera.

*Assaulted*

Now hear me out: His movies are great, but that's more an issue of writing to me, the problem is that all of his roles are the same character, and I don't know if he is capable of playing a character outside of that awkward, semi-nerdy kid he gets in every single film.

EDIT: Also, obligatory Keanu Reeves/Nicholas Cage post.
Agreed.

Also agreed on Nicholas Cage.

I'll probably get mad shit, but I don't think Tom Cruise is that great of an actor..

Chromefox
08/07/09, 06:31 PM
Also, The Rock.

nerdvglc
08/07/09, 06:47 PM
i have to say danny mcbride. i find him extremely unfunny, or anything. he's just awkward, but not even with comedic value. he's just a waste of space.

permanent
08/07/09, 06:50 PM
Adrian Grenier is probably the worst actor I can think of. Megan Fox is easily the worst actress. Oh and Nick Cage is incredible. He just chooses terrible roles.

theguy77
08/07/09, 06:57 PM
Agreed.

Also agreed on Nicholas Cage.

I'll probably get mad shit, but I don't think Tom Cruise is that great of an actor..

omg, :highfive: ive always thought this and everyone disagrees with me. i havent liked his acting in anything ive seen

MADSTA
08/07/09, 06:57 PM
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Alba
Everyone in this movie:
xh5W2lohGxY

Johnny Depp. I enjoy some of his movies, but I feel he plays the same character, except with different makeup on.
What.

ZEZEtheX
08/07/09, 06:58 PM
Daniel Craig and Clive Owens. Both are awful

i have to say danny mcbride. i find him extremely unfunny, or anything. he's just awkward, but not even with comedic value. he's just a waste of space.

You're both idiots.

God damner
08/07/09, 07:13 PM
Micheal Cera/Johna Hill/Seth Rogen/Jack Black keep playing themselves. There lucky there cool, but it gets old. Except Cera, he's just lame. Other then that Will Smith. Terrible, terrible actor.

Momo32T
08/07/09, 07:22 PM
While I think Scarlett Johansson I attractive, I dont think she is a good actress by any stretch of the imagination. For evidence, see both Woody Allen films she has been in.

MADSTA
08/07/09, 07:25 PM
Other then that Will Smith. Terrible, terrible actor.
More blasphemy.

ThisIsNotDan
08/07/09, 07:29 PM
Michael Cera. I liked him in Superbad and Arrested Development, but Juno was ok and Nick & Norah sucked hard. he really needs to stop playing the same awkward teen/young adult in every fucking movie (even Year One)

NateFoundGlory
08/07/09, 07:53 PM
Matthew Mcconaughey. I can't stand him at all.

lonelysuperstar
08/07/09, 08:01 PM
Johnny Depp. I enjoy some of his movies, but I feel he plays the same character, except with different makeup on.
this is crazy. you're right about his roles always being quite wacky, but they are wacky in such vastly different ways. you can't tell me edward scissorhands, jack sparrow and sweeney todd are all the same character. they're all unusual, yes. but still, very different.

billyboatkid
08/07/09, 08:59 PM
omg, :highfive: ive always thought this and everyone disagrees with me. i havent liked his acting in anything ive seen

Alright!!! At least someone agrees with me.

I think he is way overrated.

diehtc0ke
08/07/09, 09:31 PM
Anne Hathaway.

A Regular
08/07/09, 09:32 PM
Silk Spectre II

abandonship
08/07/09, 09:59 PM
Alright!!! At least someone agrees with me.

I think he is way overrated.

he is definitely one of my least favorite actors

Clarity14
08/07/09, 10:28 PM
Dennis Quaid is the worst actor, ever. Nick Cage is a close second...

Losthope182
08/07/09, 10:29 PM
I disagree. For the most part he chooses terrible and annoying roles that don't suit him but occasionally his is hilariou. Imo he is fucking hilarious in Zoolander, Tropic Thunder, Dodgeball, and Heavyweights

Heavyweights is one of my favorite movies with Ben Stiller.

As for bad actors and actresses.....Megan Fox is terrible, Kristen Stewart has been pretty bad in almost everything I've seen her in, and that Channing Tatum guy has never come close to impressing me either.

Bob Payne
08/07/09, 10:33 PM
Channing Tatum. I hate him with fiery rage. He's a fucking brick.

envytheliving
08/07/09, 10:37 PM
I disagree. For the most part he chooses terrible and annoying roles that don't suit him but occasionally his is hilarious. Imo he is fucking hilarious in Zoolander, Tropic Thunder, Dodgeball, and Heavyweights

Yes. He was the only thing that made Dodgeball tolerable for me. I can't stand Vince Vaughn.

Matthew Mcconaughey. I can't stand him at all.

Me neither. My mom loves him though, haha.

billyboatkid
08/07/09, 11:13 PM
haha yeah Channing Tatum is pretty terrible.

Bob Payne
08/07/09, 11:23 PM
haha yeah Channing Tatum is pretty terrible.

thank you.


also, love your user title. you must be this tall to suck randy's dick.

billyboatkid
08/07/09, 11:35 PM
thank you.


also, love your user title. you must be this tall to suck randy's dick.

haha yeah.

Man that shit cracks me up every time. "I got OREOS ON MY DIIIIIIIIICCCCCKK!" hahaha

billyboatkid
08/07/09, 11:36 PM
I actually think Will Smith has gotten better as an actor.. He wasn't to great back in the day, but I liked Seven Pounds and some of his other ones .

billyboatkid
08/07/09, 11:38 PM
Matthew Mcconaughey. I can't stand him at all.
haha I don't like him at all either. Only role I remotely enjoyed was Tropic Thunder.

Every time I think of him now, I think of Stewie telling him how much he hates him. haha

on a frequency
08/08/09, 12:04 AM
katie holmes and jennifer lopez
worst two actresses coming to mind at the moment.

and keanu reaves is pretty bad.

taylerx0
08/08/09, 12:27 AM
Kristen Stewart. She plays the same flat, emotionless bitch in everything. And she blinks too much.
Also, Michael Cera, since he pretty much plays himself in every movie.

Blakebear
08/08/09, 12:45 AM
Agreed.

Also agreed on Nicholas Cage.

I'll probably get mad shit, but I don't think Tom Cruise is that great of an actor..

omg, :highfive: ive always thought this and everyone disagrees with me. i havent liked his acting in anything ive seen

Watch Magnolia.

I'm DC
08/08/09, 12:48 AM
believe what you want... I enjoy movies that the lead isn't the same as a whole different movie. Craig and Owens suck.

AP_Punk
08/08/09, 12:51 AM
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Alba
Everyone in this movie:
xh5W2lohGxY


hahahah. i actually watched this movie a while back.

i agree with this post.

CTMarshall
08/08/09, 01:24 AM
Mark Wahlberg sucks most of the time. The Happening is a perfect example.

theguy77
08/08/09, 01:26 AM
I actually think Will Smith has gotten better as an actor.. He wasn't to great back in the day, but I liked Seven Pounds and some of his other ones .

i agree, it's clear that hes making efforts to better himself. wasnt really a guy you could take seriously in the 90s but i think he was great in "pursuit of happyness" and "i am legend" was pretty good too. one thing i really respect about him, is the man can fake some tears.

Derka Derka
08/08/09, 04:47 AM
Mark Wahlberg sucks most of the time. The Happening is a perfect example.

i watched the happening the other day and i seriously couldn't believe how bad his acting was in it
the only good thing about that move was Zooey Deschanel

skyphoenix
08/08/09, 05:32 AM
Jason Statham, Colin Farrell, Matthew Mcconaughey, Kirsten Dunst.

Derka Derka
08/08/09, 05:59 AM
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Sylvester Stallone

billyboatkid
08/08/09, 09:54 AM
Watch Magnolia.

I've seen it. It's alright.

billyboatkid
08/08/09, 09:55 AM
i agree, it's clear that hes making efforts to better himself. wasnt really a guy you could take seriously in the 90s but i think he was great in "pursuit of happyness" and "i am legend" was pretty good too. one thing i really respect about him, is the man can fake some tears.

Great examples. haha I really liked Pursuit. I noticed that too. Waters works for sure.

Bryant
08/08/09, 10:13 AM
No mention of Steven Segal?

Also, I wholeheartedly dissagree with anyone who said Will Smith.

Blakebear
08/08/09, 11:25 AM
I've seen it. It's alright.

And yet you consider Tom Cruise to be a bad actor.

Maybe you should see it again.

billyboatkid
08/08/09, 11:30 AM
And yet you consider Tom Cruise to be a bad actor.

Maybe you should see it again.
Eh once was enough. haha

chasingsafety
08/08/09, 11:35 AM
haha yeah Channing Tatum is pretty terrible.

like a cardboard box trying to act

billyboatkid
08/08/09, 11:41 AM
No mention of Steven Segal?

Also, I wholeheartedly dissagree with anyone who said Will Smith.
hahaha Steven Segal is pretty bad, it's almost funny.

xChasingsafetyx
08/08/09, 11:59 AM
Channing Tatum. I hate him with fiery rage. He's a fucking brick.

This.

Also, Sandra Bullock (or as i prefer, "Bullocks").

Bryant
08/08/09, 12:01 PM
hahaha Steven Segal is pretty bad, it's almost funny.Add the ponytail and he really is half an action star, half joke.

SkyHeldUpByStar
08/08/09, 12:09 PM
< This guy.

pleasedontask
08/08/09, 12:15 PM
He's always the same quirky, off-center leader type character I feel like :shrug:

Yeah but you can't say Willy Wonka is anything like John Dillinger, for example.

Foosimoo
08/08/09, 12:35 PM
I don't know about bad, but I just don't like Brendan Fraser for some reason.

Greg.Kushlan
08/08/09, 12:44 PM
I bet some of you people who bitch about people playing the same role in every movie don't have a problem with jack nicholson or sean connery doing the same thing. fucking stupid.

Derka Derka
08/08/09, 12:45 PM
I don't know about bad, but I just don't like Brendan Fraser for some reason.

i forgot about him, he's not that great of an actor in my opinion.
my band had an interlude on our first ep about how he's the antichrist

theguy77
08/08/09, 06:01 PM
I bet some of you people who bitch about people playing the same role in every movie don't have a problem with jack nicholson or sean connery doing the same thing. fucking stupid.

haha its true, but at least their repetitive roles are distinctive and polarizing. thats what earns them respect if anything.

nerdvglc
08/09/09, 08:14 PM
You're both idiots.
what amazing criticism... you're a fucking genius yourself.