The Fold/Naive Contest Day Two

[Caleb Cattivera]

Today is day two of our contest with Naive Clothing (http://www.naiveclothing.com) and The Fold (http://www.myspace.com/thefold). What I need from you today is a haiku for why you should win. I will pick the winner at the end of the day. Just post them in the replies. Don't forget the winner gets their shirt of choice from Naive and The Fold's album, This Too Shall Pass.

[Mercy Medical]

God, I'm glad I won yesterday when all I had to do was write an email. There is no way I could write a good haiku. lol

[discodanceparty]

i should win this game
not even up for debate
so please pick my name

[ryheeles]

Caleb is the sex
He should pick my sweet haiku
Cause I'm just that cool

[almosthorrific]

today, i slept through
all of my classes. again.
i missed my shakespeare

exam. when i fail
out of college, i will need
free things to wear and

hear because a job
at mcdonalds won't give me
enough dollar bills

for such things as the
fold's sweet cd or siq threads
from naive clothing.



i hope i counted syllables right.

[decepticide]

hey! my chest is bare!
my stereo is empty!
i need clothes and songs!

[fecalman2]

Without a free shirt
I must go to class naked
Believe me, it's gross

[updownleftright]

can no one write a haiku?
goodgreif they are bad
this too shall pass

[cremesoda201]

i go to college
therefore i am very broke
but music is cool

a shirt is awesome
so is the fold and this site
hope i win tonight

[HotTubsMolest]

I win, You don't
It's easy
Don't bother
All comes around
Happiness found

[tunemyheart]

This compact disk and
shirt will be for my friend who
is dying of aids

[moonlightcape]

such a crazy week
many a rock show to speak
levar burton rocks

[iHATEapril]

I never win stuff
but you are sure to pick this
and give me free shit

[joshua.]

give to me the fold
(not origami either)
and naive clothing

[crusfraba]

I shop at Wal-Mart
its sad to say, eat ramen
noodles ev'ry day

so

free things are nice for
broke kids, because BUY is a
word we can't afford

damn!

[Criesofthepast7]

it's like gravity
the fold's music is awesome
what draws you to me

[bigXnasty]

mothafuckin snakes
on a mothafuckin plane
says i should win, bitch

[thelatestplague]

today is the worst
although it is pretty outside
and the sun is bright

the wind is suttle
and the flowers are blooming
something is coming

the hours at work
that i have to suffer through
are just terrible

i sit here alone
except when the patients come
they criticize me

they think that im weird
with my pinkish hair and vans
they are judgemental

but you understand
how bad i want this free stuff
the fold is way cool

naive clothing rocks
when my boss sees that i'm
always on this site

i will be fired
and need something to jam too
and wear all the time

so you see i need
this stuff cuz when im fired
i will have no money.

(sorry that was long
but i am bored at my job
yay for this haiku)

[joshua.]

who won?

[updownleftright]

it's like gravity
the fold's music is awesome
what draws you to me
i like that one