boyfriend help

[xXxXxBC13xXxXx]

so me and my BF have been dating for like 7 months now and two days ago i gave him a handjob. i was thinkin would he like it more if i gave a blowjob or maybe if we had actual sex? i'm not 2 good at these things so idk and i dont want my mom and daddy to find out cuz they will make me sleep under the stairs lol but yea any advices?

[omgrawr]

you should probably just skip straight to anal

[xXxXxBC13xXxXx]

lol but doesnt anal hurt?

[omgrawr]

lol but doesnt anal hurt?

my guess is its like pooping in reverse, but replace the poop with a boner

[ArtForLovers]

I'm not sure if this is even for real because it sounds crazy. You are 14. Don't have sex. That's all I got

[xXxXxBC13xXxXx]

my guess is its like pooping in reverse, but replace the poop with a boner
lol ok maybe i'll try it

[.invisible ink.]

fake as fuck. mark my words.

[ArtForLovers]

lol ok maybe i'll try it
yeah don't do that either
Pretty sure he was joking

[omgrawr]

I'm not sure if this is even for real because it sounds crazy. You are 14. Don't have sex. That's all I got

haha im about 73% sure that its fake. hard telling these days though.

[ArtForLovers]

fake as fuck. mark my words.
yeah for real.. sounds too dumb to be true

[ArtForLovers]

haha im about 73% sure that its fake. hard telling these days though.
very true. There are some odd ones out there

[xXxXxBC13xXxXx]

lol me and my bf are in love a lot trust me

[ArtForLovers]

lol me and my bf are in love a lot trust me
oh like lol well that's like totally different. All girls like at 14 would like know what like love is!! OMG!!!

[xXxXxBC13xXxXx]

oh like lol well that's like totally different. All girls like at 14 would like know what like love is!! OMG!!!
lol yeah haha but my bf is 18

[ArtForLovers]

lol yeah haha but my bf is 18
Even better

[Brand-new-123]

so me and my BF have been dating for like 7 months now and two days ago i gave him a handjob. i was thinkin would he like it more if i gave a blowjob or maybe if we had actual sex? i'm not 2 good at these things so idk and i dont want my mom and daddy to find out cuz they will make me sleep under the stairs lol but yea any advices?
nice username. and your parents will sleep you under the stairs? how does someone sleep another person.

90% fake 10% pathetic

[xXxXxBC13xXxXx]

nice username. and your parents will sleep you under the stairs? how does someone sleep another person.

90% fake 10% pathetic
lol idek wat ur talking about ur ugly anyway and jealous

[phil19]

lol me and my bf are in love a lot trust me

if you love him, you'll let him splaff on your face

[xXxXxBC13xXxXx]

if you love him, you'll let him splaff on your face
lol ok he already 1 time but i guess i can put his pee pee in my mouth

[ArtForLovers]

lol idek wat ur talking about ur ugly anyway and jealous
wait are you talking about yourself or your boyfriend

[Kozzy333]

An 18 year old dating a 14 year old is sketchy as balls. He probably only wants sex from you so have sex with him and don't tell your parents, easy as that. You're probably a fake user anyways

[phil19]

lol ok he already 1 time but i guess i can put his pee pee in my mouth

he's already splaffed on your face?! wow. you should definately choke on his man meat then

[Mr.Piano93]

so me and my BF have been dating for like 7 months now and two days ago i gave him a handjob. i was thinkin would he like it more if i gave a blowjob or maybe if we had actual sex? i'm not 2 good at these things so idk and i dont want my mom and daddy to find out cuz they will make me sleep under the stairs lol but yea any advices?

hey i have had sex a lot, you should probably just give him blowjobs, or maybe a rim job because guys like that a lot too (just make sure he uses the toilet before!! lol)

[xXxXxBC13xXxXx]

lol yeah ok i'll suck his cock and then put my mouth on his bunghole

[Brand-new-123]

lol idek wat ur talking about ur ugly anyway and jealous
lyke 4 reelz! th4t reealy hert!!!11111!!! b1tch!!!111

[xXxXxBC13xXxXx]

lyke 4 reelz! th4t reealy hert!!!11111!!! b1tch!!!111
good you ******!

[Mr.Piano93]

lyke 4 reelz! th4t reealy hert!!!11111!!! b1tch!!!111

excuse me??? did you just make some fun of her? thats rally mean!!! im reporting ur post you arrigant user, there are kindest people on this site ur not one of them

[OurRequiem]

What has the world come to these days where a 14 year old wants to have sex? Wait til you're 18 or something, okay?

[ArtForLovers]

:-d This thread's pathetic

[ArtForLovers]

What has the world come to these days where a 14 year old wants to have sex? Wait til you're 18 or something, okay?
Ha that's what I said

[reachforthesun]

fake as fuck. mark my words.


10-4

[phil19]

excuse me??? did you just make some fun of her? thats rally mean!!! im reporting ur post you arrigant user, there are kindest people on this site ur not one of them

:lol:

[xXxXxBC13xXxXx]

What has the world come to these days where a 14 year old wants to have sex? Wait til you're 18 or something, okay?
poo poo

[Brand-new-123]

good you ******!

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what made you think it would be a good idea to join this site?

[phil19]

poo poo

dirty sanchez :thumbup:

[VampiresRevenge]

Why do you want to have sex at 14, anyway?

[Brand-new-123]

excuse me??? did you just make some fun of her? thats rally mean!!! im reporting ur post you arrigant user, there are kindest people on this site ur not one of them
lol

[ArtForLovers]

poo poo
I'm not sure what that response is suppose to refer to.

[xXxXxBC13xXxXx]

what made you think it would be a good idea to join this site?
because you're a jew ******


Why do you want to have sex at 14, anyway?

so i can hav orgmasms

[ArtForLovers]

We should just let this die..its pitiful

[Brand-new-123]

because you're a jew ******




so i can hav orgmasms
and you're a racist homophobic little girl with horrible taste in music. and thanks for answering my question btw.

[Mr.Piano93]

so i can hav orgmasms

where do you live i know you have some boyfriend but i ll give you a rally good orgsam

[VampiresRevenge]

so i can hav orgmasms
You probably don't even know what an orgasm is. How about masturbate. That way you can't get pregnant or contract an STD. And your "boyfriend" can't get thrown in jail for statutory rape.

[Posthardcore]

Thread of the year

[xXxXxBC13xXxXx]

You probably don't even know what an orgasm is. How about masturbate. That way you can't get pregnant or contract an STD. And your "boyfriend" can't get thrown in jail for statutory rape.
whats a masturbate? whats a statutatory? whats a STD?

[reesa]

lol me and my bf are in love a lot trust me
you're 14! O.o

you'll grow up it's ok. i think we were all like that once (:

[OurRequiem]

Thread of the year
:thumbup:
Nice avatar.

[phil19]

We should just let this die..its pitiful

im actually finding this quite entertaining

[VampiresRevenge]

whats a masturbate? whats a statutatory? whats a STD?
:hitself: You're kidding, right?

[Mr.Piano93]

and you're a racist homophobic little girl with horrible taste in music. and thanks for answering my question btw.
oh im a chrsitan to i believe in god but i dont call anyone those names thats rally mean

[ArtForLovers]

Thread of the year
:-d

[VampiresRevenge]

im actually finding this quite entertaining
Me, too.

[ari telescope]

:-d This thread's pathetic


It's not even entertaining. It's just stupid.

[ArtForLovers]

im actually finding this quite entertaining
yeah, I actually find myself quite entertained

[xXxXxBC13xXxXx]

:hitself: You're kidding, right?
no lolloololololololololololololololo

[Posthardcore]

Might want to edit your profile

Relationship Status:
Single (http://www.absolutepunk.net/memberlist.php?do=getall&field37=1)
Looking For?:
Relationships (http://www.absolutepunk.net/memberlist.php?do=getall&field39[]=2)

[pseudonym28]

i wish i was having sex at 14, that would have been pretty baller.

[joeag1985]

http://www.salagir.com/gfx/troll-web.jpg

[omgrawr]

wow 51 views and 50 replies lol, thats a pretty solid reply/view ratio

[xXxXxBC13xXxXx]

Might want to edit your profile

Relationship Status:
Single (http://www.absolutepunk.net/memberlist.php?do=getall&field37=1)
Looking For?:
Relationships (http://www.absolutepunk.net/memberlist.php?do=getall&field39[]=2)
lol

[phil19]

Me, too.

its the only thing thats brought a smile to my face all day

yeah, I actually find myself quote entertained

i know, right

no lolloololololololololololololololo

i predict you will have a fantastic future in porn

[VampiresRevenge]

no lolloololololololololololololololo
Um... then, you really shouldn't be having sex if you don't know what masturbating, statutory rape, and STDs are.

[xXxXxBC13xXxXx]

Um... then, you really shouldn't be having sex if you don't know what masturbating, statutory rape, and STDs are.
BUBT I LOVE SEX AND I LOVE ORGMASMING

[VampiresRevenge]

its the only thing thats brought a smile to my face all day
Haha, yeah. It's fun to mess with dumb people, too.

[ArtForLovers]

Haha, yeah. It's fun to mess with dumb people, too.
Agreed

[phil19]

Haha, yeah. It's fun to mess with dumb people, too.

yes, thats always a winner

[ArtForLovers]

BUBT I LOVE SEX AND I LOVE ORGMASMING
Well I thought you haven't had sex

[VampiresRevenge]

BUBT I LOVE SEX AND I LOVE ORGMASMING
OMG!!!111!!!!!!! RLY????




You're going to hate yourself when you get pregnant at 14, and your "boyfriend" dumps you to take care of the kid all by yourself.

[simensays]

my guess is its like pooping in reverse, but replace the poop with a boner
sick that you're talking to a 14 year old like that

lol yeah haha but my bf is 18
i'm three and my son was born last year. he actually taught me how to talk

[xXxXxBC13xXxXx]

MOTHERFUCKING ******s

[VampiresRevenge]

Agreed
The best part is that they don't know how dumb they are coming across.
yes, thats always a winner
:nod:

[ArtForLovers]

The best part is that they don't know how dumb they are coming across.

:nod:
I know. It's really sad how people strive for attention these days.

[omgrawr]

sick that you're talking to a 14 year old like that


i'm three and my son was born last year. he actually taught me how to talk

im almost positive shes not 14, and if she somehow is its not like shes never heard worse on movies/tv

[Brand-new-123]

MOTHERFUCKING ******s
omgz! asterisks!!!!1111!!!!

[VampiresRevenge]

I know. It's really sad how people strive for attention these days.
I agree, especially on the internet with people that they will never meet in real life.

[xXxXxBC13xXxXx]

omgz! asterisks!!!!1111!!!!
pee pee poo poo

[ArtForLovers]

I agree, especially on the internet with people that they will never meet in real life.
I know. I mean who really cares what others think

[ArtForLovers]

pee pee poo poo
honestly, what is that suppose to mean

[Brand-new-123]

pee pee poo poo
try a thesaurus

[un.Starálfur]

Any boyfriend shouldn't have to wait 7 months for a hand job, I feel bad for your boyfriend. You're 14, you should know this by now. What are they teaching you in school? CPR and Hand Jobs were taught in the sixth grade. Did your PE teacher not go over this with you?

[VampiresRevenge]

I know. I mean who really cares what others think
Apparently, she does, haha.

[xXxXxBC13xXxXx]

try a thesaurus
dinosaurs are extinct you fuck

[Brand-new-123]

dinosaurs are extinct you fuck
I hope for your sake that this is a fake account and just a really bad joke.

[xXxXxBC13xXxXx]

I hope for your sake that this is a fake account and just a really bad joke.
Yeah it is.

[ArtForLovers]

dinosaurs are extinct you fuck
really?? shit, I need to redo my research paper.

[VampiresRevenge]

dinosaurs are extinct you fuck
... what... ?

[4N6 science]

She's like harry potter living under the stairs..


FAKE...GTFO!

[Brand-new-123]

she admitted to being fake. here (http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?p=51327562#post51327 562)

[SincerelyMe]

Holy fuck this thread exploded.

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv296/GudniM/SuccessfulTrollissuccesfu.png

[God damner]

Use a condom, and above all else, READ A BOOK SOMETIME!!!

[yoyostring]

http://www.herdaily.com/mediaImage/ms_spears_out_a282_large.jpg

[bladerdude360]

So fake it's not even funny. But it is kind of funny.

[kbi the crowing]

this is retarded

[more heart]

So fake it's not even funny. But it is kind of funny.
Haha, my thoughts exactly.

[abbysmith]

So fake it's not even funny. But it is kind of funny.
This.

[billy_yo]

http://www.herdaily.com/mediaImage/ms_spears_out_a282_large.jpg

hahahaha zoey 101 hahaha!

[apsterling]

Lolwut.

[jawstheme]

I don't know why I bother clicking on PL threads.

[loudpunkguitar]

fake or not, all i know to say is that an 18 year old guy who is dating a 14 year old girl just wants sex and thinks he can manipulate her into giving it to him. once that happens, he will stay with her until he is bored of the sex, then she's done.

[shboom.]

dinosaurs are extinct you fuck

i lol'd. oops.

[Brand-new-123]

this thread needs to be locked. it was circatbs.

[Dubui_209]

Any boyfriend shouldn't have to wait 7 months for a hand job, I feel bad for your boyfriend. You're 14, you should know this by now. What are they teaching you in school? CPR and Hand Jobs were taught in the sixth grade. Did your PE teacher not go over this with you?
I lol'd

[Overpass]

fake or not, all i know to say is that an 18 year old guy who is dating a 14 year old girl just wants sex and thinks he can manipulate her into giving it to him. once that happens, he will stay with her until he is bored of the sex, then she's done.

Is a four year age difference such a huge gap though?

[Dubui_209]

Is a four year age difference such a huge gap though?
Not really, but the difference between an 18 year old and 14 year old mentally, physically and emotionally is pretty big, at least IMO.

[SincerelyMe]

Is a four year age difference such a huge gap though?

At 14, yes.

[Sarcasm]

:-d

This thread is full of win

[Hanselton]

this is as real as MJ's nose.

[Reaver]

this thread needs to be locked. it was circatbs.

this.

[zachff]

I wish I had this stupid bitch's IP address so I could track him/her/it down, then beat the shit out of him/her/it with a bat for making this retarded thread.

[kbi the crowing]

Not really, but the difference between an 18 year old and 14 year old mentally, physically and emotionally is pretty big, at least IMO.

thiiiiis

[PenThrive]

this thread has survived far too long.

[maxvsmaradona]

try a thesaurus

dinosaurs are extinct you fuck

Oh, this thread was funny at first, but then this happened. Oh my God. Oh. My. God.

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. :lol: :rotfl:

[fadedmemories]

Irish facial

[Animalhill]

Irish facial
Nature's cure all for stupid bitches.

[LaDiabla]

Your parents make you sleep under the stairs?

Who are you? Harry Potter?

[Rey1789]

lol yeah haha but my bf is 18



and that ladies and gentlemen is what we call statutory rape

[maxvsmaradona]

and that ladies and gentlemen is what we call statutory rape

Punctuation fail.

[kaycey]

e knows all.