I'll Break Bones You Didn't Know You Had

[Drew Beringer]

Please check out my review (http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?p=2982915#post298291 5) of Hit The Lights (http://www.hitthelightsmusic.com/) debut full length This Is A Stick Up...Don't Make It A Murder. This album will be hitting stores on April 11 (http://www.absolutepunk.net/calendar.php?do=getinfo&e=403&c=3), through Triple Crown Records (http://triplecrownrecords.com).

[chokeychicken]

doesn't this band have anything better to write lyrics about than a rebuttal to an AP.net review?

[Keith_Horn_VII]

== Basic ==
Keith T. Horn (born Keith T. Comly) was born June 22nd, 1986 in Elkins Park, Pennsylvania. He is the son of Sandra Horn and John Horn. His siblings are Robert Comly(brother), Sharon Kern(sister), and Chris Barret(sister). He attended Shamokin Area Jr.-Sr. High School and graduated in 2004. He is considered quite possibly the greatest human being that has ever existed.
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== Childhood ==
Keith grew up in Philadelphia, PA were he attended Onley Elementary School. He lived on Spencer St. and Water St. Keith started playing acoustic guitar at age 12. His parents immediately noticed that he was gaining skills very quickly and they immediately gave him voice lessons to keep up with is increasing ability to write music and play guitar.

== Keith Pizzcooker ==
Heorn started his solo project under the name "Keith Pizzacooker" and has recorded 3 full length albums. "One Pepperoni Per Slice", "Can I help you?", and his newest release "I got to roll out." Keith is considered by many to Indie/Rock. He has established a large following in the coal region region of Shamokin and hopes to expand his fan base.

== Discography ==
"One Pepperoni Per Slice"
[[Image:pep15.jpg]]

"Can I help you?"
[[Image:cashier.jpg]]

"I got to roll out"
[[Image:dough1.jpg]]

[Keith_Horn_VII]

i have purchased absolutepunk.net from Jason Tate for $47 dollars..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolutepunk.net

[mo0ink]

keith horny? wow.

[Boring Pop Song]

== Basic ==
Keith T. Horn (born Keith T. Comly) was born June 22nd, 1986 in Elkins Park, Pennsylvania. He is the son of Sandra Horn and John Horn. His siblings are Robert Comly(brother), Sharon Kern(sister), and Chris Barret(sister). He attended Shamokin Area Jr.-Sr. High School and graduated in 2004. He is considered quite possibly the greatest human being that has ever existed.
[[Image:N72102046 18091.jpg]]


== Childhood ==
Keith grew up in Philadelphia, PA were he attended Onley Elementary School. He lived on Spencer St. and Water St. Keith started playing acoustic guitar at age 12. His parents immediately noticed that he was gaining skills very quickly and they immediately gave him voice lessons to keep up with is increasing ability to write music and play guitar.

== Keith Pizzcooker ==
Heorn started his solo project under the name "Keith Pizzacooker" and has recorded 3 full length albums. "One Pepperoni Per Slice", "Can I help you?", and his newest release "I got to roll out." Keith is considered by many to Indie/Rock. He has established a large following in the coal region region of Shamokin and hopes to expand his fan base.

== Discography ==
"One Pepperoni Per Slice"
[[Image:pep15.jpg]]

"Can I help you?"
[[Image:cashier.jpg]]

"I got to roll out"
[[Image:dough1.jpg]]

HAHAHAHAHA
you are amazing.

[AnotherTale...]

i love hit the lights.

[mydreamrewrite]

'bodybag' SUCKS

[heyRomanticA__x]

Vivendi Universal?

[Greg]

doesn't this band have anything better to write lyrics about than a rebuttal to an AP.net review?

ummmmm shut up

'bodybag' SUCKS

actually it doesn't

[uglystar03]

i just figured it out. this is ap.net's april fools joke, right?

[heyRomanticA__x]

So Vivendi Universal owns UMG and Triple Crown Records but TCR isn't part of UMG?

[Greg]

i just figured it out. this is ap.net's april fools joke, right?
not funny

[Keith_Horn_VII]

i ate Jason Tate for dinner.. KEITH HORN FOREVER!

[Keith_Horn_VII]

Jason Tate can not deepthroat..


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolutepunk.net

[heyRomanticA__x]

stop that


oh forget it, I'll edit the page later.

[elvis]

do i even have to read this, or should i just assume that you claim this is the best pop-punk album you've ever heard, like the rest of AP.net has been for the last two weeks?

[tommyhaych]

You got the link wrong buddy. Unless this actually is an april fools joke, then hurrah to you!

[Drew Beringer]

do i even have to read this, or should i just assume that you claim this is the best pop-punk album you've ever heard, like the rest of AP.net has been for the last two weeks?

Best pop punk album of 2006 so far (key words: so far)? Yes.
Best pop punk I've ever heard? Hell no.

[TSLataris]

Stellar review man.

HTL is some of the best pop-punk I've heard in at least a couple of years.

[averageloser]

i can't wait to see HTL play on the 11th. :headspin: