Shitty people

[richie]

I've always thought I'd miserable and pathetic the day I'd create a thread in here. But now I am, so... anyway: my ex girlfriend has been going out with a close friend of mine for a couple of weeks now. None of them told me about it, obviously, they just kept it quiet and even said to me like a month ago not to worry about it, 'cause they were only chatting. Yeah. So, she's a whore and he's a dick. I'm not really sure I want to, but if I did, how can I ruin their lives?

[ascitiesburn101]

i have no advice. my ex-girlfriend made out with her douchebag ex/current boyfriend in front of me for 45 minutes straight last night. that shit almost ruined blink for me.

[Kozzy333]

Living Well Is The Best Revenge.

[llwilliamsll]

rape them both

[ReignofFiction]

I'd say just confront him about it in a very non hostile threatening to kick his ass sort of way /sarcasm

[LaDiabla]

roofies.

[taylerx0]

I think ruining their lives would make you the shittier person in the situation. :shrug:

[Reaver]

spread rumours, like he has an STD and infected her. or that she's pregnant and he's the father. just invent a nice story and tell the right people about it.

[Srsly]

Living Well Is The Best Revenge.
Lmao

[jeremyc]

Honest advice dude.. now is the time you need to put yourself on a pedestal and say fuck them. Focus on your goals and keep your eye on the real prize, as well as other pussy, and you'll be fine.

[pinkzeppelin182]

That's horrible. I'm sorry man,
but seriously
Living for yourself and forgetting about them is the best thing to do.

[JimmyIymmiJ]

Find a new friend.

[Kassie09]

i have no advice. my ex-girlfriend made out with her douchebag ex/current boyfriend in front of me for 45 minutes straight last night. that shit almost ruined blink for me.

Holy shit that's so terrible, what a bitch

[LPcatitoRJA]

Shoot them and run away

[loudpunkguitar]

yeah i mean, if you start trying to plot revenge and ruin their lives then instead of him taking your girl, and her taking your friend, theyve both also taken your life and consumed it. so dont give em that too.

move on, hang with other friends, meet a new girl

[denissuxx]

Living Well Is The Best Revenge.

Âmen. I live by this.

[erikbue]

yeah i mean, if you start trying to plot revenge and ruin their lives then instead of him taking your girl, and her taking your friend, theyve both also taken your life and consumed it. so dont give em that to.

move on, hang with other friends, meet a new girl

this, exactly.
she was probably a cunt anyway.

[Ravenous]

Bang both their mothers.



And fathers.


Wait no, just their mothers.

[the1]

Get Over It. I mean that in a postive way.

[bladerdude360]

I wouldn't worry that much about fucking with them. So what if they date? Move on and forget about it.

[billyboatkid]

Man that's fucked. That kinda happened to me too.

Just say fuck it and get both of them out of your lives. You're better than that. He apparently isn't a true friend. He'll regret it in the long run.

[Manicapathy]

Man that's fucked. That kinda happened to me too.

Just say fuck it and get both of them out of your lives. You're better than that. He apparently isn't a true friend. He'll regret it in the long run.

/agree

But, if you want to go down as a true asshole, key their cars, sugar in the gas tank, spray paint, flaming bag of poop on the doorstep, general shenanigans like that is always a good way to vent......illegal, but good.

[Codi23]

roofies.

My advice? Find a girl, and be the "other couple"...

hZTFAdANJ6s

[jr0d5]

Shoot them and run away
haha i had a legit lol on that one

[saveferris]

Living Well Is The Best Revenge.
Boom! Good one. You just made my week

[saveferris]

/agree

But, if you want to go down as a true asshole, key their cars, sugar in the gas tank, spray paint, flaming bag of poop on the doorstep, general shenanigans like that is always a good way to vent......illegal, but good.
Wait. Putting sugar in someones gas tank is illegal? Shit! I gotta go

[saveferris]

Âmen. I live by this.
As do I.

[Richard Maxim]

Relationships suck ass.

[Duexy]

not as tight as Funny People.

[ghostsilencer]

somehow find a way to put Nair in their shampoo. it's been done.

[argg_xo]

excellent advice and first post!

[ascitiesburn101]

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[Fallinto_rhythm]

I love how people post about real problems on here. Like anyone of us really give a shit

[pinklipgloss]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/71/DirtyWork1998.jpg

[AMackChuck]

Get a new girl who treats you better.

[AMackChuck]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/71/DirtyWork1998.jpg

Yeah get a Sygon whore to bite either one of their noses off. Problem solved lol.

[AndrewIcex]

Shit on their porch.

[Codi23]

Shit on their porch and piss in their windows.

Fixed.

[phil19]

post n00dz of your ex

[AndrewIcex]

Fixed.
You have gone too far with that one.

[Codi23]

You have gone too far with that one.

Nahhhhhhhhh.

[AndrewIcex]

Nahhhhhhhhh.
Haha touche.

[meh]

lol @ this thread


But, they're probably not going to last anyway...move on, bro.

[tawtaw]

Destroy them with a massive man-wank.

[_Sumeet_]

Cut off all your ties to them.

[TheJonInvented]

Hmm..
Get with one of her friends.

[Neo Cassady]

Hmm..
Get with one of her friends.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.