I Hate Chicago, Get Me Home!

[Jason Tate]

Happy Birthday, Jared. Go get laid.

[Josh818]

Happy Birthday dude

[dontgrabtindy]

have a great one

[ACA]

Happy Birthday.

[wiReZ]

Happy birthday!

[Rocondude66]

Happy Birthday

[niveK]

happy birthday!

/Chicago hates you, go home

[ADreamToCrush]

Happy berfdayyy

[[Brendan]]

Happy birthday Jared.

[DroppedUrPocket]

Happy b-day Jared!

Tate, let's hang out! :*

[Gabe Gross]

happy birthday brother

[idobi]

so, you're like done with puberty now?

[Jared Kaufman]

Thanks everyone.

[A picasso blue]

Happy Birthday.
you forgot to sign your post!!

[Jared Kaufman]

so, you're like done with puberty now?
Actually, no -- only my left ball has dropped, but there's a sensation in the right one that's pretty consistent, so I'm pretty sure that one is on the verge of following the footsteps of his twin brother.

[Adeniz19]

happy birthday gay

[singthblues]

Hey what the hell, its my birthday too, 21 today. lol

[TJ Wells]

happy birthday, but go away jason ;)

[Drew Beringer]

Happy birthday Jayrod! :boobies:

[clace]

Happy bday

[jared7821]

happy bday jared......but i love chicago...don't be hatin!!

[siimpx]

Happy birthday!!

[watchmyheadspin]

Happy Birthday Jaredface!

[Jared Kaufman]

Happy Birthday Jaredface!
You better be nice to me and not rub TREOS in my face today.

[Frank Giaramita]

i Hope Your Birthday Fucking Sucks Dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! Haahahahahahhsduishuds*YTR$^%&yuh

[matt_rawlings]

Happy birthday and I hope someone buys you something you don't want because then you will appreciate what you do like more. Maybe

[ReturningSunday]

Happy Birthday Jared!

[KarateExplosion]

fuck you, man. chicago owns.

[ThatGirl]

You better be nice to me and not rub TREOS in my face today.
Happy Birthday Jared. For your birthday Im going to see TREOS tonight in Raleigh. Ill let you know how they rocked.

my birthday is in T minus 11 days. Easter Sunday. indeed. ill be 23.

[WeDreamOfDays]

Happy Birthday.

And PS- A+ on the Absolute Angelina banner. haha

[Suprhatch614]

Tate - what are you doing in chicago...b/c if you think chicago sucks you must be doing something wrong

[Mitch]

happy birthday jared.

[DroppedUrPocket]

Tate - what are you doing in chicago...b/c if you think chicago sucks you must be doing something wrong
More or less.

Tate is a square, regardless.

[aCe_]

Happy Birthday (again I think)

[Linda Ferreira]

Tate - what are you doing in chicago...b/c if you think chicago sucks you must be doing something wrong

Airport mistake. He got stranded there while trying to come home. Any place becomes an irritant if you are trying to get someplace else.

[DroppedUrPocket]

Airport mistake. He got stranded there while trying to come home. Any place becomes an irritant if you are trying to get someplace else.
Ah, well this makes more sense. Thank you for the update, mail lady!

[xearlynovemberx]

happy bday

[Kyner]

Happy Birthday!

How can you hate Chicago? You probably hate puppies too.

[hubbabubbal3ts]

happy birfday. i like how i know a lot of people, including myself, that their bdays are in april.

[Mercy Medical]

Wait, what's Tate doing in Chicago? Maybe I'm must fuckin' retarded.

Anyway, happy birthday Jared.

[theguilt engine]

i'm free tonight, babycakes.

no, seriously, happy b-day man. this site wouldn't be 1/2 as great without you.

[The Fix]

Chicago > Wherever you're from

[projectmayhem16]

Happy Birthday to one of the best guys I've ever known :D, Jared Kaufman, thank you for being an amazing friend and the best part of this website in my eyes, follow Jasons advice you little bitch and go get yo dick wet son!!!!!!!

[Atticus258]

hey tate, up yours. i cant say i hate portland. <3 mt. hood

[anthony_jr]

happy birthday kid.

[Jared Kaufman]

Happy Birthday to one of the best guys I've ever known :D, Jared Kaufman, thank you for being an amazing friend and the best part of this website in my eyes, follow Jasons advice you little bitch and go get yo dick wet son!!!!!!!
Thanks bro, I appreciate it; you're one of my favorites.

[projectmayhem16]

In Jareds honor I am listening to nothing but mewithoutYou all day, and drinking every beer for him :)

[moonlightcape]

Happy Birthday from Sacramento, Jared! how young?

[AmandaLynn]

Happy birthday old fart. I've told you a zillion times. No spankings, just plenty of heiny next time I see you (if you actually hangout and don't bail hahaha).

Dork.
Have a good day. :)

[Jared Kaufman]

In Jareds honor I am listening to nothing but mewithoutYou all day, and drinking every beer for him :)
I'm doing the exact same!

[Jared Kaufman]

Happy Birthday from Sacramento, Jared! how young?
22

[boldt_action]

happy b-day!

[Rohan Kohli]

Happy birthday asshole

[Basketcase]

Happy Birthday, Jared. Go get laid.
HOLY SHIT JARED!!! it's your b-day also?! that's awesome cuz we share the same b-day. i turned 21 today, so i am gonna go get shitfaced with my friends tonite!!! =D

[Pat Marquez]

Happy bday broooooo

[sweetforever]

happy birthday man. hope its a good one

[Nate_RAWKS]

Happy Birthday Jared!!!!

I love you

&

Have a GREAT

DAY!!!

[shtjames]

Actually, no -- only my left ball has dropped, but there's a sensation in the right one that's pretty consistent, so I'm pretty sure that one is on the verge of following the footsteps of his twin brother.

sweet dooodd

[joeshmoe909]

Happy birthday

[LPMagic]

Happy Birthday, Jared! <3

- Jeff

[youareallfreaks]

chicago is the greatest city in the world.

[fire on my lips]

chicago is the greatest city in the world.
After New York, London, Tokyo, Bejing, Amsterdam, Barcalona, Madrid, San Francisco, Berlin, Dublin, Paris, and Prague, perhaps.

Happy Birthday Jared

[DroppedUrPocket]

After New York, London, Tokyo, Bejing, Amsterdam, Barcalona, Madrid, San Francisco, Berlin, Dublin, Paris, and Prague, perhaps.

Happy Birthday Jared
I will kill you with much vigor.

[kissible&quiet]

happy birthday!

[youareallfreaks]

After New York, London, Tokyo, Bejing, Amsterdam, Barcalona, Madrid, San Francisco, Berlin, Dublin, Paris, and Prague, perhaps.

Happy Birthday Jared

new york = too big and too dirty

london = too expensive

tokyo = too asian

bejing = see tokyo

amsterdam = your life will fall apart if you stay there too long

barcalona = okay, barcalona is like a 7

madrid = pretty tight. however, food is lacking

san fran = hahahaha, you serious?

berlin = shitty food

dublin = cool for about a week, then boring. no bands play in dublin

paris = a city in france is not the best city in the world.

prague = too scummy.

[weezer182]

I havent really talked to you but it seems like you have really good taste in music. Happy Birthday

[weezer182]

london= too expensive

amsterdam = your life will fall apart if you stay there too long

san fran = hahahaha, you serious?

paris = a city in france is not the best city in the world.
All those are better cities...plus la and vegas can be added to that list

[youareallfreaks]

All those are better cities...plus la and vegas can be added to that list


not to live in, my friend.

[Atticus258]

I will kill you with much vigor.

Hahahahahaha. dude chicago definitely has the best overall scene.

[DroppedUrPocket]

Hahahahahaha. dude chicago definitely has the best overall scene.
Funny you say that because I hate most of the bands that come out of here and the suburb areas.

[Frequency]

Happy birthday.

[weezer182]

Funny you say that because I hate most of the bands that come out of here and the suburb areas.except the trio

[weezer182]

not to live in, my friend.all have better weather too, my friend

[DroppedUrPocket]

except the trio
Trio and Hush Sound for life. There's probably some others, but for the most part I really can't stand the stuff that comes out of here.