Do I Still Work Here? Winners Announced

[Greg Thimmes]

If you didn't have a chance to enter my mini contest (WOW 400 REPLYS) you will be able to again sometime soon. This got some awesome feedback and I'm sure we all enjoyed it (look for more contests like this in the future, photoshop contests are a hit). I wasn't too impressed, but I think once we get this rolling it will start to get better and better. Thanks to all who participated.

Winner 1: (http://www.absolutepunk.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=11817&stc=1&d=1144281310)::Winner 2: (http://www.absolutepunk.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=11818&stc=1&d=1144281361)::Winner 3: (http://www.absolutepunk.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=11819&stc=1&d=1144281400)

I will be contacting the winners shortly.

[kirbs84]

hmm...I was expecting one of the many penis ones to win

[solo.nate]

Niiiice. :)

[DroppedUrPocket]

Damn. Vince's pwnt those. :cry:

[Greg Thimmes]

hmm...I was expecting one of the many penis ones to win

For some reason I knew that was going to come up

[YellowNovember]

I really liked the one with Pete wentz and the giant bubble

[Ryan Imhof]

Hahaha, the second one is great.

[billcom7]

Besides my own, I really liked the Dashboard :( one a lot.

[One Aware]

http://img49.imageshack.us/my.php?image=rocketsummerwitheditin g6ug.jpg%5D%5BIMG%5Dhttp://img49.imageshack.us/img49/1521/rocketsummerwithediting6ug.th.jpg

[FstFtsVsFences]

Way to go on picking some of the worst ones. Vince had the best ones.

[One Aware]

http://img49.imageshack.us/my.php?image=rocketsummerwitheditin g6ug.jpg

[One Aware]

Couldn't get my pic in there, photo of Bryce Avary/Rocket Summer singing,

"Call me a 'coked-up fairy on stage' if you want. I have more talent than you, a hott wife who tours with me, and I'm walking her all the way to the bank."

[Scott Weber]

for the record, every single one of the pete wentz and snakes on a plane ones were retarded. this contest had very little creative designs. i was really hoping dobi would do one.

[fedhed7]

The best one was the Chris Carrabba frowny face.

[IcedOpethBlind]

my chris from underoath thanking jesus should have won.

err..

[Fury15]

wow, except for the "nice tits" those other two are AWFUL

[Scott Weber]

The best one was the Chris Carrabba frowny face.
I agree. Sometimes the most simple are the best.

[Grybo]

how did this not win

http://i2.tinypic.com/t4wsr4.jpg

[bleed me bleu]

i agree

that is good til the last drop

[coma]

for the record, every single one of the pete wentz and snakes on a plane ones were retarded. this contest had very little creative designs. i was really hoping dobi would do one.

The funny thing is that you expect better from the community. What do you honestly think they are going to do. The bubble one was pretty funny, and if you guys didn't want anyone to slander "O Holy Pete", say something before you start the contest. Blatantly looking away from the funniest one just because ap.net has a special relationship with the king of douches makes you guys look bad.

[ClemTiger0408]

I didn't find any of those funny

[Greg Thimmes]

The funny thing is that you expect better from the community. What do you honestly think they are going to do. The bubble one was pretty funny, and if you guys didn't want anyone to slander "O Holy Pete", say something before you start the contest. Blatantly looking away from the funniest one just because ap.net has a special relationship with the king of douches makes you guys look bad.

For the record ass monkey....there is no special relationship with me and the guys of fall out boy. i simply thought the entries of them were gay as hell. This was something to have a little fun with and kill some time. I hate little emo kids like you, smile or something.

[Greg Thimmes]

I didn't find any of those funny

The first winner i thought was funny, the rest were ok. I did like the dashboard entry, but oh well whatcha gonna do.

[coma]

For the record ass monkey....there is no special relationship with me and the guys of fall out boy. i simply thought the entries of them were gay as hell. This was something to have a little fun with and kill some time. I hate little emo kids like you, smile or something.

what?

[Scott Weber]

The funny thing is that you expect better from the community. What do you honestly think they are going to do. The bubble one was pretty funny, and if you guys didn't want anyone to slander "O Holy Pete", say something before you start the contest. Blatantly looking away from the funniest one just because ap.net has a special relationship with the king of douches makes you guys look bad.
haha, what? I laughed so hard at that reply. The Pete Wentz ones just weren't funny...I didn't find any of them funny. And I don't know Pete at all. Be original. It's called creativity. That's like being a stand-up comedian and making fun of George Bush.

[nagohmada]

i thought my paramore one was pretty funny, esp after it was intercepted

[coma]

haha, what? I laughed so hard at that reply. The Pete Wentz ones just weren't funny...I didn't find any of them funny. And I don't know Pete at all. Be original. It's called creativity. That's like being a stand-up comedian and making fun of George Bush.

You honestly do expect creativity from the idiots that put "Snakes On A Plane" over the top in retarded unnecessary publicity. Wow, alright. At least you guys admit you went in to this with legitimate expectations.

[Daniel_fts]

i personally didnt really find any of them funny. the pete ones were just poor excuses at slamming pete even though all those things have been done and said already.

[Scott Weber]

You honestly do expect creativity from the idiots that put "Snakes On A Plane" over the top in retarded unnecessary publicity. Wow, alright. At least you guys admit you went in to this with legitimate expectations.
I expect people to not think Pete Wentz stuff is funny...you just called those people idiots essentially, yet you're upset the people that went for the obvious choices weren't picked as winners. And I need I remind you of your totally unfunny attempt?

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showpost.php?p=3013679&postcount=331

[slickwataris]

no one even clicked on mine

[ForeverInADay]

none of those were funny at all...

[reesepiece_xo]

less pete debating, more questioning of the midtown one not winning.

[JunkBondTrader]

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.....


.....mine should have won..haha jk jk, mine really only appealed to midwest people.

[coma]

I expect people to not think Pete Wentz stuff is funny...you just called those people idiots essentially, yet you're upset the people that went for the obvious choices weren't picked as winners. And I need I remind you of your totally unfunny attempt?

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showpost.php?p=3013679&postcount=331

Just wait till you get to a DLD show and walk in to people sitting on fucking pillows like they're in a japanese restaurant. Plus, I didn't spend actual time working on my crappy caption in paint/ps. I just threw it in because... well, why the hell not. if i knew i could just make some stupid joke about my mom catching me scoping some tits, i would have done that. I guess i'm just not creative enough.

[wesgemm08]

none of those were funny at all...

well mine wasnt very funny, and it was terrible photoshop, but hey it won so send me some free shit;)

[youareallfreaks]

HORSE SHIT. all of mine were tight. i win.

[JunkBondTrader]

that mae one is so over doen, i cant tell you how many times ive told slade that. unoriginality always seems to come out on top though.

[brothermonk]

Besides my own, I really liked the Dashboard :( one a lot.
The best one was the Chris Carrabba frowny face.
I agree. Sometimes the most simple are the best.

Thanks everybody! Knowing people liked it is better than winning anyways.
I really liked the Pete thought bubble one, for what it's worth.

[wesgemm08]

that mae one is so over doen, i cant tell you how many times ive told slade that. unoriginality always seems to come out on top though.

well i've never seen that dooood... i dont post on here a lot at all

[quitmyscene]

yeah, the midtown one was great. (and i love midtown).
and the chris carrabba was funny.
and the second winner.

[jawkneephighv]

Aww man what happend to the one that said "what happened to our fanbase" or some shit like that. that was the best.

the pete wentz ones were the fucking worst -- talk about predictable, assholes.

[punkrockcasual]

That Mae one isn't funny. And the first one is just as bad.

[RememberFminus]

the midtown one was hilarious

[A000lex]

The only semi-good one out of the winners was the second picture.

[Greg Thimmes]

All typical responses I knew I would get....I can't wait for some of you to get older when real life gets you down.

[heytheredelilah]

mm serg

[RememberFminus]

All typical responses I knew I would get....I can't wait for some of you to get older when real life gets you down.



i cant wait till you realize how much of a tool you sound like. your not like 40 dude relax, and stop listening to relient K, it might help you grow up some.

[cahrishurr]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/chrishair2/LETTERKILLS.jpg

i thought my last entry was pretty good

its Letterkills...and if you listen to them, you understand the lights out part
plus its also a dane cook reference

[Lachrymal]

All typical responses I knew I would get....I can't wait for some of you to get older when real life gets you down.

Yes, belittling a large portion of the site in attempts to make up for the fact that you happened to choose unfunny submissions. The epitome of what works in the real world.

"You think i did a bad job on these TPS reports? Well, you are dumb!"

[Boring Pop Song]

i liked the bubble blocking out fall out boy

[smokedsanity]

All typical responses I knew I would get....I can't wait for some of you to get older when real life gets you down.

I'm really not trying to start shit so don't jump on the defensive...but what the hell? Explain that second part and it's relevance.

[RememberFminus]

Yes, belittling a large portion of the site in attempts to make up for the fact that you happened to choose unfunny submissions. The epitome of what works in the real world.

"You think i did a bad job on these TPS reports? Well, you are dumb!"



hahhahahah

[murphy77]

good choices except the midtown one was fuckin hilarious

i wish i knew how to make one because i had a good idea

it was the 'ugly' people from aiden, cute is what we aim for, panic! and as i lay dying and it was the ugly scene band

[Signals Corrupted]

psshhhhhhhh oh well :)

[SoCoRocksMySock]

the first one posted was the best one, hands down

[thebestkylever]

For some reason I knew that was going to come up

pun intended?

[ryheeles]

oh well

[dashboard1190]

This is a great idea.

And i've been owning at Photoshop lately (all of these banners are by me).

[Signals Corrupted]

Damn. Vince's pwnt those. :cry:

I really liked the one with Pete wentz and the giant bubble

Way to go on picking some of the worst ones. Vince had the best ones.

i thought my paramore one was pretty funny, esp after it was intercepted

I really liked the Pete thought bubble one, for what it's worth.

i liked the bubble blocking out fall out boy

the first one posted was the best one, hands down

i thank you all

[Scott Weber]

Just wait till you get to a DLD show and walk in to people sitting on fucking pillows like they're in a japanese restaurant. Plus, I didn't spend actual time working on my crappy caption in paint/ps. I just threw it in because... well, why the hell not. if i knew i could just make some stupid joke about my mom catching me scoping some tits, i would have done that. I guess i'm just not creative enough.
I have been to plenty of DLD shows, I am friends with those guys. I just didn't find it funny in the least, even though I'm well aware of their big asian fan base. You're just not funny.

[Signals Corrupted]

I have been to plenty of DLD shows, I am friends with those guys. I just didn't find it funny in the least, even though I'm well aware of their big asian fan base. You're just not funny.

scott, i made a gatsbys one in your honor - but you probably didnt find it funny because, well, it was i who did it. :(

[youareallfreaks]

I have been to plenty of DLD shows, I am friends with those guys. I just didn't find it funny in the least, even though I'm well aware of their big asian fan base. You're just not funny.

and neither is the dude who picked the winners in this contest.

[em0_stars]

i think it's funny how the winner was the one with the most overplayed joke.

[ryheeles]

Just wait till you get to a DLD show and walk in to people sitting on fucking pillows like they're in a japanese restaurant. Plus, I didn't spend actual time working on my crappy caption in paint/ps. I just threw it in because... well, why the hell not. if i knew i could just make some stupid joke about my mom catching me scoping some tits, i would have done that. I guess i'm just not creative enough.

dude, it's just a little contest. and the joke was that the tits were on his mom. good job totally missing that, dumbass.

[robdobi]

for the record, every single one of the pete wentz and snakes on a plane ones were retarded. this contest had very little creative designs. i was really hoping dobi would do one.

yo, fuck contests! i worked my ass off on the pumpkin carving one and i didn't see shit!

[the rog]

The winner #1 would be MARGINALLY better had they spelt Osborne right.

holy fucking shit, if you're going to pick a winner at least make sure there are no typos in it.

[bubonic311]

What is the Mae cartoon implying? That Mae sounds like Disney? Mae's awesome. Don't hate.

[azlisa]

DUDE, those were not funny at all.

[bigmike]

i liked the midtown one about having no fanbase.

[Scott Weber]

yo, fuck contests! i worked my ass off on the pumpkin carving one and i didn't see shit!
lame. dooood i want full bleed season 4 LOL those designs were sick. jk. i was actually like "what the fuck, this stuff looks retarded."

yeah. still...yours would have been funniest.

[wtfemokid]

bad choices dude. the bubble blocking everyone from fob except pete, paramore, or midtown should have won. wtf.

[roxy]

i liked the midtown and paramore ones

[daBNmaradona]

i demand a recount! you should of chosen like the top ten and let of voted on them GREG!

[wazzledesigns]

i think that the first two are awesome, mine is the second...the first one had me laughing for a good minute...the paramore one got alot of respect and was funny, but it was intercepted too many times, how could he pick it as a winner? THANKS FOR THE WIN BRO!! haha

[skaught]

wow, i can't believe you guys think bomboutofbibles' were funny enough to overlook his complete arrogance.

[coma]

dude, it's just a little contest. and the joke was that the tits were on his mom. good job totally missing that, dumbass.


I swear to god, the one thing about people in this community is that they really love trying to tell other people when they "miss the point" on shit. Thanks you fucking retard, I totally didn't get that it was a joke. You pinned me right down. It wasn't funny. Maybe that's a good job on your part on totally "missing" that.

[marchfaster]

Way to go on picking some of the worst ones. Vince had the best ones.
yeah, boo....next time make it a vote, those winners sucked.

[marchfaster]

haha, what? I laughed so hard at that reply. The Pete Wentz ones just weren't funny...I didn't find any of them funny. And I don't know Pete at all. Be original. It's called creativity. That's like being a stand-up comedian and making fun of George Bush.
i didn't find the pete/penis ones funny
but the optimus prime and pete was...and the first one, where pete blocked out the rest of his members was true and funny.

[marchfaster]

All typical responses I knew I would get....I can't wait for some of you to get older when real life gets you down.
well if you knew you'd get these responses why did you pick the shittiest ones?

[Nick Lopez]

You guys, everyone, calm down. It's a small contest put on by Greg. If you didn't win...who cares? If you really think that the two minutes you spent thinking and creating a photoshop design was all done in vain because you lost, then you don't deserve to win because you're a complete dickhead.

Be pleased with who won--and act just as Vince and the guy who created the Chris Carrabba one did--and thank those who thought yours was good, even though it probably wasn't.

[marchfaster]

You guys, everyone, calm down. It's a small contest put on by Greg. If you didn't win...who cares? If you really think that the two minutes you spent thinking and creating a photoshop design was all done in vain because you lost, then you don't deserve to win because you're a complete dickhead.

Be pleased with who won--and act just as Vince and the guy who created the Chris Carrabba one did--and thank those who thought yours was good, even though it probably wasn't.
nah, i mean...sure i disagree with who won i dont think those were funny and there were PLENTY of people saying other people should have won.
but what pissed me off was greg telling us we're all immature and 'too young to have problems' or whatever...and condescending us like some fuck.

[Nick Lopez]

nah, i mean...sure i disagree with who won i dont think those were funny and there were PLENTY of people saying other people should have won.
but what pissed me off was greg telling us we're all immature and 'too young to have problems' or whatever...and condescending us like some fuck.
He was talking specifically to those that berated him for not choosing the "right" pictures. Don't take it personally, as long as you realize that this contest is just that--a contest. He chooses the winners because he's throwing the contest. Now personally, I didn't really think any of them were all that funny, but rather than throw a fit and protest, I say congratulations to those three that won.


So, that said..
COngratulations to those three that won!

[romantic rights]

only the second one was funny

[JoshIsArealBoy]

It's a contest, not the superbowl! I didn't think that was the best one I made either, but someone did, and I guess that means I get prizes!!!

[TitoThePoolBoy]

the brokeback one with tate and pete was by far the best.

[3milesdown]

You guys, everyone, calm down. It's a small contest put on by Greg. If you didn't win...who cares? If you really think that the two minutes you spent thinking and creating a photoshop design was all done in vain because you lost, then you don't deserve to win because you're a complete dickhead.

Be pleased with who won--and act just as Vince and the guy who created the Chris Carrabba one did--and thank those who thought yours was good, even though it probably wasn't.

although i feel midtown should have been up there, i totally agree.

[Signals Corrupted]

wow, i can't believe you guys think bomboutofbibles' were funny enough to overlook his complete arrogance.

you actually just paid me a great compliment. it was that damn funny.

[ryheeles]

I swear to god, the one thing about people in this community is that they really love trying to tell other people when they "miss the point" on shit. Thanks you fucking retard, I totally didn't get that it was a joke. You pinned me right down. It wasn't funny. Maybe that's a good job on your part on totally "missing" that.

yeah, i totally got that you were being sarcastic, it's just in my nature to be a jackass to people who act like a baby when they don't like the results of a silly little contest. it doesn't matter how much sarcasm you use, you're still just going to come off as a whiny little kid in situations like that.

that being said, the tits picture was among the dumbest entered in the contest, but making a big deal about it isn't going to change anything

[marchfaster]

the brokeback one with tate and pete was by far the best.
hahahahahaha yes.

[N8IVIin0rity]

You guys, everyone, calm down. It's a small contest put on by Greg. If you didn't win...who cares? If you really think that the two minutes you spent thinking and creating a photoshop design was all done in vain because you lost, then you don't deserve to win because you're a complete dickhead.

Be pleased with who won--and act just as Vince and the guy who created the Chris Carrabba one did--and thank those who thought yours was good, even though it probably wasn't.
youre such a badass.

[Fury15]

What is the Mae cartoon implying? That Mae sounds like Disney? Mae's awesome. Don't hate.
my thoughts exactly

[shane hennessey]

the final paramore interception with the drummer thinking of the hamburger was the only one that i found pretty funny. that should have one

[Kyner]

It's probbaly been said but, none of those were funny.

[JoshIsArealBoy]

It's probbaly been said but, none of those were funny.

It's probably been said by your whole family, you're a ***.