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friskycurtain
08/19/09, 10:12 PM
What do you think the Devil would have on his iPod?
Gardenhead
08/19/09, 10:12 PM
Our God Is An Awesome God.
i was going to copy and paste your favorite bands here, but your profile is private so instead i'll just say fuck you.
dancelukedance
08/19/09, 10:17 PM
Hahaha
Pain For Pleasure - Sum 41
Pray For Plagues - Bring Me The Horizon
Devil In A Midnight Mass - Billy Talent
FullCollaspe
08/19/09, 10:21 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1f/Iron_Maiden_-_The_Number_Of_The_Beast.jpg
xtheaudition
08/19/09, 10:22 PM
http://www.siue.edu/%7Eejoy/South%20Park%20Satan.jpg
saddam and satan fuck to this...
http://paraisodeacero.blogspot.es/img/reign.jpg
Chromefox
08/19/09, 10:23 PM
Kenny G.
anthonydarko
08/19/09, 10:24 PM
http://www.siue.edu/%7Eejoy/South%20Park%20Satan.jpg
saddam and satan fuck to this...
http://paraisodeacero.blogspot.es/img/reign.jpg
Only acceptable answer.
Colorblind!
08/19/09, 10:25 PM
Underoath.
See, It's all about knowing the enemy.
xtheaudition
08/19/09, 10:25 PM
i was going to copy and paste your favorite bands here, but your profile is private so instead i'll just say fuck you.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Mkn6MdNbYu4/SPnfzNAEP3I/AAAAAAAAAiU/XATPo5l8wSI/s320/pwned.jpg
xtheaudition
08/19/09, 10:27 PM
Only acceptable answer.
of course, of course.
anthonydarko
08/19/09, 10:29 PM
of course, of course.
Come to think of it, the entire Slayer discography would be on his iPod.
xtheaudition
08/19/09, 10:30 PM
Come to think of it, the entire Slayer discography would be on his iPod.
yeah or if slayer had a greatest hits cd, but that's impossible cause every slayer song is a hit! bwhahahahah!!!11
anthonydarko
08/19/09, 10:37 PM
Lil' Wayne.
Not evil enough
IWasHerHorse
08/19/09, 10:41 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/10/The_Very_Beast_of_Dio.jpg
xtheaudition
08/19/09, 10:42 PM
lil' wayne is a joke, satan & slayer will eat him for breakfast. what black dood gets tattoos? you cant even see them. dumb nignog
lil' wayne is a joke, satan & slayer will eat him for breakfast. what black dood gets tattoos? you cant even see them. dumb nignog
Yes he is, as was my comment.
anthonydarko
08/19/09, 10:44 PM
Usher?
Hmmmmm, which era of Usher are we talking about here?
xtheaudition
08/19/09, 10:45 PM
Yes he is, as was my comment.
good call
Hmmmmm, which era of Usher are we talking about here?
YEAH, YEAH.
anthonydarko
08/19/09, 10:52 PM
YEAH, YEAH.
Oh then I would agree. I swear if I hear that song one more damn time....
AussieBoy
08/19/09, 10:55 PM
cradle of filth and lady gaga
yellowhouse
08/19/09, 11:03 PM
Anal Cunt
Java Nick
08/19/09, 11:03 PM
Phill Collins' complete discography, including his work with Genesis.
SolitaryBlue
08/19/09, 11:03 PM
The Veronicas
fishguts182
08/19/09, 11:05 PM
i think he would have that one song "What if God was One of us" hahha
Phill Collins' complete discography, including his work with Genesis.
fuck you phil is the man.
NateFoundGlory
08/19/09, 11:14 PM
The Wiggles. Maybe "Chocolate Rain" covered by Dimmu Borgir.
DePeachMode
08/19/09, 11:15 PM
Colin Meloy Sings Sam Cooke
imahoodlum
08/19/09, 11:19 PM
Slayer.
HometownHero
08/19/09, 11:22 PM
Cant believe it took three pages to get to this but Brokencyde and Millionaires. Possibly Cobra Starship. Splash in some Breathe Carolina and you have hells elevator music
ReadyForAction
08/19/09, 11:34 PM
Cant believe it took three pages to get to this but Brokencyde and Millionaires. Possibly Cobra Starship. Splash in some Breathe Carolina and you have hells elevator music
+1 for originality
awakeohsleeper
08/20/09, 12:05 AM
Cant believe it took three pages to get to this but Brokencyde and Millionaires. Possibly Cobra Starship. Splash in some Breathe Carolina and you have hells elevator music
I would have said it if you hadn't. :shrug:
chipdip18
08/20/09, 12:07 AM
Probably like Bon Iver.
anthonydarko
08/20/09, 12:08 AM
Slayer.
Again the only acceptable answer. Oh and don't forget:
http://johngushue.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/07/13/god_listens_to_slayer.jpg
imahoodlum
08/20/09, 12:11 AM
Probably like Bon Iver.
I'm listening to a Bon Iver song right now. Does that make me satan, Jacob?
Again the only acceptable answer. Oh and don't forget:
http://johngushue.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/07/13/god_listens_to_slayer.jpg
Oh, I didn't know it had already been posted. But yes, I agree. It's the only answer.
chipdip18
08/20/09, 12:13 AM
I'm listening to a Bon Iver song right now. Does that make me satan, Jacob?
Uh not really. Maybe?
imahoodlum
08/20/09, 12:20 AM
Uh not really. Maybe?
Maybe?! Are you telling me there's a slight chance you think I'm satan. Rude.
Im Felling this
08/20/09, 12:43 AM
The devil wears prada?
tripsandstoned
08/20/09, 12:45 AM
2*Sweet
k1guitar
08/20/09, 01:21 AM
uh, black eyed pea's?
CalRahhh
08/20/09, 01:34 AM
http://br.geocities.com/severino999/covercd/Immortal/immortal-Pure_Holocaust-a.jpg
anthonydarko
08/20/09, 02:08 AM
Kids, kids come on now. We all know it's Slayer.
/thread
CalRahhh
08/20/09, 02:16 AM
Satan's also bros with Varg, so he jocks Burzum pretty hard too.
kazuma_ootaro28
08/20/09, 03:36 AM
Mayhem, Dark Funeral, other Black Metal bands, Cock and Ball Torture, and Busted.
Obviously.
El_Jeffe
08/20/09, 04:03 AM
the only real answer is nick cave & the bad seeds' complete discography. not because they make bad music, no no no not at all. i guess only a cave fan will get why
Colin Meloy Sings Sam Cooke
hahaha good call. i'm a fan of the decemberists, but meloy needs to really stop that series
Akissforher
08/20/09, 04:04 AM
underoath lol.
kbi the crowing
08/20/09, 05:17 AM
3 Inches of Blood, obviously.
squared82
08/20/09, 05:26 AM
Dido
Supernovacaine
08/20/09, 05:43 AM
"The Notebook" soundtrack
muttley
08/20/09, 05:44 AM
http://ak.buy.com/db_assets/large_images/429/60471429.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61s3vC6Rb5L._SS500_.jpg
Devil Went Down to Georgia
everyone's gotta have a track or two to remind them they're not the man
TurbulentCo
08/20/09, 06:38 AM
Megadeath, Dethklok, Pantera.
CalRahhh
08/20/09, 06:53 AM
Mayhem, Dark Funeral, other Black Metal bands, Cock and Ball Torture, and Busted.
Obviously.
Cock and Ball Torture is more the music of a sewer blob monster or something, because they speak in the same accent.
EvilZeppelin
08/20/09, 06:54 AM
the only real answer is nick cave & the bad seeds' complete discography. not because they make bad music, no no no not at all. i guess only a cave fan will get why
hahaha good call. i'm a fan of the decemberists, but meloy needs to really stop that series
the only good one he did I thought was Morrissey, oh by the way Satin would have the whole Slayer discography on his iPod along with some Deicide.
wzrIBut8Fo8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzrIBut8Fo8)
Momo32T
08/20/09, 07:17 AM
http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/29/metalocalypse_2.jpg
Jaimehere
08/20/09, 08:09 AM
the most evil album cover yet
http://asylumeclectica.com/asylum/morbid/archives/DawnOfTheBlackHearts.jpg
also very satanic haha awesome Black Metal!
Thesleepingwell
08/20/09, 08:26 AM
Black Sabbath's 'Black Sabbath'
It's a song about himself.
friskycurtain
08/20/09, 08:27 AM
i was going to copy and paste your favorite bands here, but your profile is private so instead i'll just say fuck you.
You have just said Kanye West or U2
xJesusFreakx
08/20/09, 08:37 AM
All of the good jokes have been made already. This thread is done.
Thesleepingwell
08/20/09, 08:41 AM
He probably has Life Of Agony somewhere.
He would be impressed with their level of insane aggression and noise.
TheFaceOfZach
08/20/09, 09:08 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_D30J3cBm5yQ/R4tzceHfDdI/AAAAAAAAA4E/770EdmymCd8/s400/Deicide+-+Deicide+%281990%29.jpg
and
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_905jdDr4JbI/R2VhzqJdAbI/AAAAAAAAAMg/WALY77fVGRM/s400/maaom.jpg
And everything by Slayer.
ReignofFiction
08/20/09, 09:36 AM
I think he'd have real metal like emperor instead, and of course alkaline trio.
jjjkman
08/20/09, 10:57 AM
The Devil and God are Raging Inside Me.
chipdip18
08/20/09, 11:17 AM
Maybe?! Are you telling me there's a slight chance you think I'm satan. Rude.
Hahaha no! You are one silly kid.
AmarnaReign
08/20/09, 11:37 AM
Miley Cyrus.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2wtIIT9hMU
xtheaudition
08/20/09, 12:03 PM
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c390/xtheaudition/lolzomgroflstfu/Gay-Richard_Simmons.jpg
TheMisanthrope
08/20/09, 12:45 PM
barbie girl?
Bob Payne
08/20/09, 12:49 PM
you guys are all fucking retarded. everybody knows the devil only listens to lounge music.
DejaNew
08/20/09, 01:07 PM
Whatever it may be, we all know that the devil and God will be raging inside this ipod.
Birdflu777
08/20/09, 01:09 PM
All of the good jokes have been made already. This thread is done.
I appreciate you saying that. I agree. The Underoath knowing the enemy joke was great. as was Slayer, but now people who can't read or are lazy keep saying Slayer.
imahoodlum
08/20/09, 01:22 PM
Hahaha no! You are one silly kid.
Okay, good. I was about to say...And thanks, I try.
Miley Cyrus.
This genuinely made me laugh for reasons unknown.
muttley
08/20/09, 11:59 PM
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c390/xtheaudition/lolzomgroflstfu/Gay-Richard_Simmons.jpg
Hahaha. It had quite a bit going for it too.
MSIndulgence
08/21/09, 12:08 AM
Bring Me The Horizon
Brokencyde
Breathe Carolina
Metro Station
Creed
Nickelback
Escape The Fate
Millionaires
Jefree Star
I Am Ghost
Cash Cash
Blood On The Dance Floor
NeverShoutNever!
Owl City
I Set My Friends On Fire
Jonas Brothers
Aaron Carter
The Used's Artwork
Taking Back Sunday's New Again
am i missing anything?
KingJohn_654
08/21/09, 12:14 AM
see: tachynopython's ipod.
Thesleepingwell
08/21/09, 04:37 AM
Overkill.
Trash metal always pleases Lucifer.
Haha, oh man. I never get sick of seeing ridiculously stupid thread topics on here :-d
Thesleepingwell
08/21/09, 05:12 AM
Haha, oh man. I never get sick of seeing ridiculously stupid thread topics on here :-d
Agreed.
yayitsjoe
08/21/09, 08:23 AM
Job for a Cowboy.
evanformcr
08/21/09, 02:57 PM
Underoath.
See, It's all about knowing the enemy.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
MrOctober430
08/21/09, 03:09 PM
Darlene Zschech - Shout to the Lord
duh
xtheaudition
08/21/09, 03:23 PM
Hahaha. It had quite a bit going for it too.
yeah hahaha
Thesleepingwell
08/21/09, 03:31 PM
If he likes his music dark
He'd probably have Venom and Emperor on his iPod somewhere.
And some stuff by Swans, he would enjoy hearing Jarboe put a few things across.
DePeachMode
08/21/09, 03:39 PM
The devil tells people he loves Radiohead and My Bloody Valentine.
But in reality he only likes Coldplay.
Dane cook "comedy" clips.
TheFaceOfZach
08/21/09, 11:28 PM
Also...
http://www.federateunion.org/DioHolyDiver.jpg
SexyJeff
08/22/09, 04:43 PM
Enya and Celtic Thunder
Oh and I'm sure he got his copy of The Mark, Tom and Travis show signed by Blink-182.
Fictional Characters usually don't have ipods.
great20btr
08/23/09, 12:40 AM
I'm pretty damn sure the Bloodbath Discography would fit just right
ilovetocuddle
08/23/09, 02:37 AM
taking back sunday - new again
Thesleepingwell
08/23/09, 02:41 AM
Carnivore - Retaliation.
Even Satan likes to hear pure anger.
perfectstranger
08/23/09, 05:06 AM
http://blogs.houstonpress.com/rocks/assets_c/2009/05/neutralmilkhotel%20in%20the%20aerop lane%20over%20the%20sea-thumb-500x500.jpg
xtheaudition
08/23/09, 01:04 PM
how is this thread still going!? hahaha
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