apoemtothedead
04/10/06, 05:52 PM
I was going through my computer harddrive today and found these spoofs I wrote. Judging by the date (and music) I'd say it was around 8th grade. haha. Enjoy this!!...it's pathetic.
"I Wanna Be A Jew"
(Good Charlotte - The Anthem)
It's a new day
But all of you feels cold
It's a bad life,
You ate pork that’s old
But everything, for me is just the same
I don’t gotta problem
It don’t trouble me
but you do,
so listen to me
there is only one way to get out
You gotta really wanna be a jew
Don't wanna be just like you
I'm never gonna eat pork today
I really don’t wanna,
I do wanna be a
Jew
Don't wanna be just like you
What I'm sayin' is
This is my answer
To Rudolph and Prancer
jew
Santa ain’t true
Another Christian Another tragedy
Another Mormon One More Travesty
But I could never live the way they want
I’ll or never eat ham
or pork man
At a temple
We all pray line
And don’t give no money to no pervs
Do you really wanna be BM’d?
Do you really wanna give up stuff for lent?
Do you wanna be part of the goyim?
Cause I don't ever wanna
I always wanna be
Jew
Don't wanna be just like you
What I'm sayin' is
This is my answer
To Rudolph and Prancer
jew
Santa ain’t true
Convert once, that's fine
Convert twice, that's okay
Convert three times, you're losing your religion again
Jew
Don't wanna be just like you
What I'm sayin' is
This is my answer
to Rudolph and Prancer
Y'all are so crazy, for this magic tree
Jew
Don't wanna be just like you (just like you)
This is my answer
to Rudolph and Prancer
Y'all are so crazy, for this magic tree
You gonna eat some ham today? (Hell no!)
You gonna eat some ham today? (Hell no!)
You gonna eat some ham today? (Hell no!)
Are You gonna eat some ham today?
"I Wanna Be A Jew"
(Good Charlotte - The Anthem)
It's a new day
But all of you feels cold
It's a bad life,
You ate pork that’s old
But everything, for me is just the same
I don’t gotta problem
It don’t trouble me
but you do,
so listen to me
there is only one way to get out
You gotta really wanna be a jew
Don't wanna be just like you
I'm never gonna eat pork today
I really don’t wanna,
I do wanna be a
Jew
Don't wanna be just like you
What I'm sayin' is
This is my answer
To Rudolph and Prancer
jew
Santa ain’t true
Another Christian Another tragedy
Another Mormon One More Travesty
But I could never live the way they want
I’ll or never eat ham
or pork man
At a temple
We all pray line
And don’t give no money to no pervs
Do you really wanna be BM’d?
Do you really wanna give up stuff for lent?
Do you wanna be part of the goyim?
Cause I don't ever wanna
I always wanna be
Jew
Don't wanna be just like you
What I'm sayin' is
This is my answer
To Rudolph and Prancer
jew
Santa ain’t true
Convert once, that's fine
Convert twice, that's okay
Convert three times, you're losing your religion again
Jew
Don't wanna be just like you
What I'm sayin' is
This is my answer
to Rudolph and Prancer
Y'all are so crazy, for this magic tree
Jew
Don't wanna be just like you (just like you)
This is my answer
to Rudolph and Prancer
Y'all are so crazy, for this magic tree
You gonna eat some ham today? (Hell no!)
You gonna eat some ham today? (Hell no!)
You gonna eat some ham today? (Hell no!)
Are You gonna eat some ham today?