Most Cliche, Overused Jokes and Sequences in Movies/TV?

[flks511]

I figured I'd create a thread on the most annoying and predictable parts of TV and movies these days. Post which overused one-liner has you cringing every time, or the most predictable set ups for jokes in comedies today.

A couple examples:

-I hate it in movies/shows where the main characters are trying to a solve a problem, and turn down one of the character's ideas, and congratulate another character for coming up with the same idea.
(Example:
Character 1: "I've got an idea, how about (states their idea)?"
Character 2: "That's a terrible idea."
Character 3: "Well, how about (presents same idea)?"
Character 2: "Wow, that's a great idea! Good thinking!")

-Another thing that bugs me is in comedic chase scenes where the male main character runs past some girls, and then walks back to talk to them despite the chase that's going on. Way too predictable.

What about you guys? Post some you think are annoying too.

[Bob Payne]

When characters stumble over themselves to lie. Either I'm an exceptionally good liar, or everyone in TV is fucking terrible.

[Smash Adams]

the "ugly" friend who's actually pretty

[pleasedontask]

the "ugly" friend who's actually pretty

This.

[whoaisame]

White people talking like black people (especially middle aged white dads)

I HATE that!

[SomedayTheFire]

I figured I'd create a thread on the most annoying and predictable parts of TV and movies these days. Post which overused one-liner has you cringing every time, or the most predictable set ups for jokes in comedies today.

A couple examples:

-I hate it in movies/shows where the main characters are trying to a solve a problem, and turn down one of the character's ideas, and congratulate another character for coming up with the same idea.
(Example:
Character 1: "I've got an idea, how about (states their idea)?"
Character 2: "That's a terrible idea."
Character 3: "Well, how about (presents same idea)?"
Character 2: "Wow, that's a great idea! Good thinking!")

-Another thing that bugs me is in comedic chase scenes where the male main character runs past some girls, and then walks back to talk to them despite the chase that's going on. Way too predictable.

What about you guys? Post some you think are annoying too.
Ferris Buelers Day Off?

[Dirty Ernie]

Pretty much every time the good guy prevails.

[Regards]

That one entire episode of Scrubs.

[nerdvglc]

i hate when shows constantly do flash backs that have no actual relevance to the story. the writers just wanted to do a joke so they laid bait they could take to do a pointless flashback. and in most flashbacks (going back more than a week) show the characters having really outdated hairdos.

[FueledByRock]

i hate when shows constantly do flash backs that have no actual relevance to the story. the writers just wanted to do a joke so they laid bait they could take to do a pointless flashback. and in most flashbacks (going back more than a week) show the characters having really outdated hairdos.

Yeah, this is the main reason Family Guy is difficult to watch.

What really angers me is when a character has a brief, pointless interaction with another character ending in a stupid joke, and then the character just goes off to stand somewhere, letting another character do the same thing. It's just unrealistic and it seems like they're just cycling characters to cram in jokes. That 70's Show does this a lot.

[socoxshelby]

the "ugly" friend who's actually pretty

This.

Or when an "ugly" character gets a makeover and suddenly becomes "omg so hot!."

[DCfreak]

When the over-confident "alpha male" gets beat up\taken down by the suprisingly strong\talented female.

[eraserhead]

When a character delivers that one last joke/stupid line right before blowing away a baddie. Saw it in Watchmen last night and I almost threw up it was so cheesy/cliche.

[And Hours Pass]

when anybody says "I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit." This has got to stop. We get it. It was in dodgeball. Move along please.

[stayillogical]

When a character delivers that one last joke/stupid line right before blowing away a baddie. Saw it in Watchmen last night and I almost threw up it was so cheesy/cliche.

"Smile you son of a..." "Yippee-ki-yay Mr. Falcon" CLASSIC.

This deserves its own thread.

[jawstheme]

Celebrity cameos are annoying

[eraserhead]

"Smile you son of a..." "Yippee-ki-yay Mr. Falcon" CLASSIC.

This deserves its own thread.
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[Montauk1222]

Lol love how that voice over sounds nothing like him.

[saveferris]

When characters stumble over themselves to lie. Either I'm an exceptionally good liar, or everyone in TV is fucking terrible.
Yes, I fucking hate that also.

[NateFoundGlory]

When a character who is made to be slightly less intelligent than most is walking/running and all of a sudden runs into a pole, or a tree, or a door. People running into things is amusing in real life, not in movies.

[ilikesound93]

When characters are trying to get another character to do something, and they say something to the effect of "Guys, there's no way I'm EVER going to do that." And the scene switches to them doing whatever they don't wanna do. Not funny. Never has been

[Smash Adams]

Oh also Renee Zelwegger, get away from her Bradley Cooper, far far away

[CalRahhh]

In slasher films when the survivor is about to put the finishing blow on the villian, and they have to say something incredibly corny/try-too-hard-to-be-tough, and not even in a cool/funny way.

[undonesweater93]

"No, I'm not *insert trait*. Now I've got to *something that immediately contradicts the trait*."

[domotime2]

Main character finds a way to piss off some big grizzly of a man and he tries to beat him up...but the character scurries in some comedic way and causes a mess in the mean time.

[wroteurname]

White people talking like black people (especially middle aged white dads)

I HATE that!

UGH, nothing worse than when like a dad is like "hey I still know how to get down" or some outdated bullshit, not funny. I only approve of Eugene Levy talking like this in American Pie, because that's one of my favorite movies, he's the man, and the stuff he says was still cool in 1999 when that movie came out.

[TJ Wells]

When the main character in a horror movie takes out the killer who is chasing them. Actually, less horror than thrillers. When a clearly HUMAN character is taken down and the person just runs out the door and tries to get away. YOU GET OVER THERE AND BASH THAT FUCKERS HEAD IN UNTIL YOU KNOW HE IS DEAD.

[whoaisame]

When a character who is made to be slightly less intelligent than most is walking/running and all of a sudden runs into a pole, or a tree, or a door. People running into things is amusing in real life, not in movies.

Yea, people getting getting hit in the head/nuts is not funny either.

[whoaisame]

when anybody says "I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit." This has got to stop. We get it. It was in dodgeball. Move along please.

How bout ANY FUCKING ANNOYING CATCHPHRASE that people repeat OVER AND OVER after seeing a movie. NOT FUNNY.

[TJ Wells]

How bout ANY FUCKING ANNOYING CATCHPHRASE that people repeat OVER AND OVER after seeing a movie. NOT FUNNY.
HIGH FIVE!

Well, the funny thing about my back is it's located on my cock.

and on and on and on...

[NateFoundGlory]

Yea, people getting getting hit in the head/nuts is not funny either.


Agreed on the balls thing.

[And Hours Pass]

How bout ANY FUCKING ANNOYING CATCHPHRASE that people repeat OVER AND OVER after seeing a movie. NOT FUNNY.
Seriously. It was funny in the movie. I'm glad you appreciated it. That isn't an invitation to repeat it OVER and OVER again. Seriously. There should be a an anonymous hotline for people like that.

[JunkyVomit]

How about the stock overhead footage of Washington D.C. complete with military time on the bottom corner of the screen.

[Jesse00]

Yea, people getting getting hit in the head/nuts is not funny either.
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[SLOWPOKE LOPEZ]

the "ugly" friend who's actually pretty
i thought this the other day. 'she's all that' was on TV and i marveled at how they thought slapping glasses on rachael leigh cook would suddenly make her seem ugly.

[popdisaster00]

When characters stumble over themselves to lie. Either I'm an exceptionally good liar, or everyone in TV is fucking terrible.
This. Or when they are trying not to mention a certain word around another character, but do it anyway:

"Well, it must be over hair, I mean there!"

[aerofan11]

How bout ANY FUCKING ANNOYING CATCHPHRASE that people repeat OVER AND OVER after seeing a movie. NOT FUNNY.
Borat. Jesus Christ, I love this movie but the douches that have to copy everything he said is so annoying. Some of my friends still do it. I cringe every time they do it.

[gilatron5000]

oversexed elderly people.

[Aurvine]

When "good guy" defies all laws of pwnage and doesn't die when faced by multitudinal enemies, far superior weapons and feasiby dire circumstances. That does my head in =/

[stayillogical]

HIGH FIVE!

Well, the funny thing about my back is it's located on my cock.

and on and on and on...

No care. I love doing this, and you just quoted the perfect line.

After Superbad which I watched with a bunch of guy friends, in so many conversations I'd find the opportunity to say, "Hey, you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours," and my friend would reply accordingly. Always a good laugh. You can quote the movie while the buzz is still going on, but then of course, there comes a time when it just naturally stops, which it did.

[voncorn]

Something that bothers me is the lack of sophisticated video game humor in most movies/television shows. Usually, they'll show a character playing a Game Boy (without a game cartridge in it, accompanied with 1980's-esque blips and beeps sound effects, even if it's set in the present day) and over dramatically "getting into it" and then saying something along the lines of "I'm almost at level 40!". It's not funny in the least bit.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

Saying Epic Fail or Epic Win.

Shit is so over.

[kbi the crowing]

happy endings

[domotime2]

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hahaha, there are clear exceptions about the "crotch shots". or a movie like scary movie 3 when its used SO frequently it actually starts to make you laugh.

[whoaisame]

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Hans Moleman is the obvious exception

[elz125]

When a girl and guy dislike each other the whole way through the movie and you know they are going to end up together at the end.

Also, when there's a contest of some sort and there's the person you want to win and their rival and somebody other than both of them ends up winning.

[thursday727]

I really hate the "This was all made up" series finales.
Roseanne's ending is a perfect example of this. where they revealed the whole series was just "the real Roseanne's" book and that Dan's heart attack had actually killed him, the Conner family had not won the lottery, Becky had married David instead of Mark, Darlene had married Mark instead of David, and Jackie is gay instead of Roseanne's mother being gay.

[play.tragic]

this is pretty similar to a couple that have been mentioned, but -
in slasher movies when the main character is facing off with the killer in the final battle. they have a clear shot with which to kill the villain, but instead they choose to have a ten minute conversation about motives and shit first.

[Srsly]

An accent, well not in movies but irl.

I guess the same dumb husband, smart wife idea in every fucking commercial.

[Un'Aria Ancora]

When characters are trying to get another character to do something, and they say something to the effect of "Guys, there's no way I'm EVER going to do that." And the scene switches to them doing whatever they don't wanna do. Not funny. Never has been

That one really bothers me. Makes me think a lot less of that show.


Too much (which isn't that much) current pop culture comedy.

[schenksta]

The "Action Movie in Which some sort of disaster occurs and every character is picked off one by one leaving only the heroic lead character and the witty, sexy female sidekick to survive at the end. Then they kiss" kind of movie

[Bloodsucker II]

I hate when shows make references/jokes about Youtube. It pisses me off.

[TheJonInvented]

Women running from their killer always have just bra and panties on in horror movies.
Or the equivalent.

Or the slow mo running at each other scene in dramas where the couple is reunited.
So lame.

[TJ Wells]

No care. I love doing this, and you just quoted the perfect line.

After Superbad which I watched with a bunch of guy friends, in so many conversations I'd find the opportunity to say, "Hey, you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours," and my friend would reply accordingly. Always a good laugh. You can quote the movie while the buzz is still going on, but then of course, there comes a time when it just naturally stops, which it did.
I like the quote too. But I still hear it from a certain friend of mine, and I'm so sick of it.

[eraserhead]

only movie where line-quoting got really annoying to me was napoleon dynamite.

[stayillogical]

only movie where line-quoting got really annoying to me was napoleon dynamite.

Agree completely.

[Bloodsucker II]

I like the quote too. But I still hear it from a certain friend of mine, and I'm so sick of it.

Dude, I really like your avatar. I loved that scene.

[stayillogical]

Watching the Hannah Montana movie right now and here's one that just presented itself and really bugs me.

When a character is trying to be in two places at once, so he or she keeps running back and forth and changing outfits. Why didn't I see this coming? :hitself: so overdone and over the top.

[socoxshelby]

Watching the Hannah Montana movie right now and here's one that just presented itself and really bugs me.

When a character is trying to be in two places at once, so he or she keeps running back and forth and changing outfits. Why didn't I see this coming? :hitself: so overdone and over the top.


When really you should be asking, "Why am I watching the Hannah Montana movie?"

[stayillogical]

When really you should be asking, "Why am I watching the Hannah Montana movie?"

I'm not at my house, I really don't have a choice.

[socoxshelby]

I'm not at my house, I really don't have a choice.

Ha, I figured as much. I've had to watch equally obnoxious stuff with the kids I babysit.

[Kozzy333]

Overly exaggerated smart people. Like kids who invent shit and stuff. Never fucking happens.

When people are playing video games they are just mashing buttons as fast as they can.

[Tautou107]

Overly exaggerated smart people. Like kids who invent shit and stuff. Never fucking happens.

When people are playing video games they are just mashing buttons as fast as they can.
This. I also hate when the dialog is completely unbelievable, like when kids/teenagers don't talk like kids/teenagers at all and instead use all these ridiculous words and somehow come up with these long intelligent/romantic/quote-worthy speeches.

[Machu505]

Every plot to pretty much every rom-com ever.

[voncorn]

Ironic love scene with "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye playing in the background.

[schenksta]

Watching the Hannah Montana movie right now and here's one that just presented itself and really bugs me.

When a character is trying to be in two places at once, so he or she keeps running back and forth and changing outfits. Why didn't I see this coming? :hitself: so overdone and over the top.

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[Kozzy333]

When a character says something bad about another behind their back but said person is standing right behind them.

[pshh]

people dying

[stayillogical]

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Of course, this is an exception.

[S/T]

Another exception:

http://theozzone.com/images/Records/tv_tributes/arrested_development/acting_mrs_featherbottom_p.jpg

[poppa Q]

Another exception:

http://theozzone.com/images/Records/tv_tributes/arrested_development/acting_mrs_featherbottom_p.jpg
Hahahaha yes.

[FueledByRock]

Another exception:

http://theozzone.com/images/Records/tv_tributes/arrested_development/acting_mrs_featherbottom_p.jpg

Yes. The whole story arc was excellent, and his paper mustache made me laugh every time he was in a scene.

[murrich]

When there's a sex scene and something happens which symbolizes the sex, like the fire shooting out of the ship in The Watchmen.

[kdefrisc]

Overly exaggerated smart people. Like kids who invent shit and stuff. Never fucking happens.

When people are playing video games they are just mashing buttons as fast as they can.

lol this is how I really play video games. Save for mario kart

[whoaisame]

This. I also hate when the dialog is completely unbelievable, like when kids/teenagers don't talk like kids/teenagers at all and instead use all these ridiculous words and somehow come up with these long intelligent/romantic/quote-worthy speeches.

Like Dawson's Creek. My god, I mean I never really watched the show, but whatever I saw from it was ridiculous. 25 year old actors, playing 16 year old kids, that talk like college professors. Shit was terrible.

[open mind]

the plotline of any and all romantic comedies and computer gone bad sci-fi movies.

[caveBEAR]

I hate how many movies are out there where we are introduced to a character, something happens to the character to propel the plot, the character overcomes his shortcomings and fears, and in the end, is better for it. Sooooooooo cliché.

[stayillogical]

When there's a sex scene and something happens which symbolizes the sex, like the fire shooting out of the ship in The Watchmen.

Trainspotting did this best.

[thursday727]

I hate how in alot of horror movie sequels the hero from the first movie dies in the very first scene,
It pissed me off so bad when they did that in Hostel 2.

[thursday727]

That for some reason pretty much EVERY single comedy has to have a romantic sub plot. Comedies are the genre I watch the most and besides Tropic Thunder I can't think of any comedies without a relationship plot. Anyone care to enlighten me on some other comedies without them?
Hot Fuzz.
Black Sheep.
Most Christopher Guest movies (i think A Mighty Wind was the only one that had a romance sub plot)

[thursday727]

I totally forgot about Hot Fuzz. Black Sheep was terrible and I wouldn't count that because its a horror comedy and as a genral rule horror movies don't really focus on relationships they focus on violence and gore
Black Sheep wasn't a horror movie. I'm talking about the one with Chris Farley, i dunno if there's another movie named Black Sheep.

[cirerelleum]

I hate how many movies are out there where we are introduced to a character, something happens to the character to propel the plot, the character overcomes his shortcomings and fears, and in the end, is better for it. Sooooooooo cliché.

those are the worst

[TJ Wells]

When a character is about to reveal something bad they've done to another character, and the other character jumps in saying how much they appreciate whatever the other character has done (mostly lied about doing), and the other character decides not say what they did.

[GenerationZer0]

thats what she said.

irritates me so much

[alexa_ATL]

I really hate the "This was all made up" series finales.
Roseanne's ending is a perfect example of this. where they revealed the whole series was just "the real Roseanne's" book and that Dan's heart attack had actually killed him, the Conner family had not won the lottery, Becky had married David instead of Mark, Darlene had married Mark instead of David, and Jackie is gay instead of Roseanne's mother being gay.

oh god i hated this!
i can't stand terrible finales, such as Seinfeld.

[tait]

Another exception:

http://theozzone.com/images/Records/tv_tributes/arrested_development/acting_mrs_featherbottom_p.jpg
:appl:

[flks511]

One I just remembered:

A close up of a character giving an extrememly long and heartfelt speech (normally about being in love with a girl, or telling their parents something really important), and once they are finished talking, the camera pans out to reveal that the whole time they are talking to an animal or an inanimate object.

[A7XXX]

What about when two characters are supposedly sharing a secret or talking behind someone's back and that person is just happen to stand outside the door and overheard the whole thing. It's even more annoying when movies play out society's stereotype about certain races: African-American women who are loud and obnoxious, Asian kids who are math genius or some fat kid who can't get a date to prom.

[LamarVannoy]

the airport scene. when the female character finds out what the male character has been hiding behind her back or lying about this whole time, they have a fight and then when shes about to leave to go to another city/country to get away from him, the man chases after her and theres a whole scene when hes running through the airport and then when he finds her (usually as shes just about to board the plane) he makes a 10 minute speech about how wrong he was and he'll never do it again. and then the scene ends with a kiss and they get back together.

[pseudonym28]

even though there is some crazy shit going on the main character finds time to fall in love.

there are a million movies like this but a couple random ones that pop up in my mind are

transformers
twister
every adam sandler movie

[Hamlet]

Crane shot after a main character dies.

[kafe]

1. Boy meets girl
2. They fall in love
3. Boy loses girl
4. Boy is sad
5. Boy gets girl at the very end
Or the other way around, of course.

[alann]

"First rule: There are no rules. Second rule: (Insert some dumb rule)"

[giovanni_c]

When villains do the whole game show host bit.

Victim: You're gonna let us go right now!
Villain: ERRRRR! Wrong!

Or

Victim: So want to kill us because of what Steve did? We ALL have to pay for what he did?
Villain: DING DING DING, we have a winner, tell him what he's won, Johnny!


It just mostly ends up overcooked

[MADSTA]

When in movies that are set in high schools the main character (usually "uncool") gives this long speech to the popular kids about how ultimately, this is the best their lives will get and the main character will come out on top, and the popular kids actually give them time to finish what they're saying without laughing obnoxiously and leaving. Would never ever ever happen in real life.

[writeacliche]

28 year old 'teens' in rom coms.

[Thriftstoresuit]

movies (typically starring Will Farrel) where the main character is famous/talented/amazing for whatever reason. then they experience a big downfall, then spend most of the rest of the movie going back to their roots/somehow bettering themselves. all the while, learning a valuable lesson and ultimately making some big, unbelievable comeback

[Gaugzilla]

One of the most annoying offenses movies constantly make is when people hang up on a phone and it automatically goes back to the dial tone. While convenient, no phone in the history of phones has ever gone back to the dial tone, it goes silent then makes that "EHEHEHEHEHEHEH" noise.

[whoaisame]

I dont know if its just me that notices this, but it really pisses me off.

When characters have cups of coffee or soda and the cups are obviously empty. You can just tell by how they drink out of it or move it around. It makes me so mad.

[jco3]

I think Cliches, if used right, can produce some uproarious laughter.

Case in point:

Michael and Michael have issues (plus most of their past works.)
And, icarly. Dammit people, this show is funny!

To make this work you have to have the right actors. If not, then it's just ... cliche and boring.

[gilatron5000]

The God Damn Yakety Sax song.

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By no fault of Benny Hill though.

[narcoleptic953]

When characters spend a good five minutes beating the shit out of each other, fighting over the only gun in the vicinity. Finally, one of them gets the upper hand and has the gun pointed at the others head. The other one says something along the lines of "fine! kill me!". Then the character with the gun looks at it, throws it away, and then the two proceed to fight for another ten minutes.

Mission Impossible 2, I'm looking at you here.

[Jordaaaan]

When characters are thrown into "difficult" situations, and instead of doing the simplest and best resulting thing, they do the stupidest.
Or when they need to lie quickly about something, they say something completely unbelievable. And in the short time that it took them to make up that terrible lie, I'm sitting on my sofa thinking "...Why the hell didn't you just say *obvious answer*."

Sure enough they make them say the stupid thing to be funny, but there's a fine line between "funny" and "annoying."

Edit: to the poster above me, at least Hunt ended up shooting Ambrose at the end anyways. *nod*

[popdisaster00]

oh god i hated this!
i can't stand terrible finales, such as Seinfeld.
Not starting a fight here, but Seinfeld had one of the best series finales of all time.

EDIT: Haha, I wasn't trying to be Kanye there either...

[Rock]

Whenever a bad guy captures one of the good guys and delays killing the good guy by an exorbitant amount of time (in order to give the other good guys enough time to save him) or uses a really inefficient method of killing to try and kill the good guy when a much more efficient method is readily available.

I just saw the latter scenario play out on Walker, Texas Ranger this morning. This bad guy shoots and kills one of his minions in the previous scene because he had no need for him any longer and in the next scene, prior to making his escape, says that he has to kill DA Cahill so that no witnesses are left behind. Instead of shooting her with the gun holstered on his hip, he tries to choke her to death. But when Walker enters the room, he reaches for the gun. WTF?!? I guess he felt bad about using a gun because she was a woman?

[popdisaster00]

Weed being inaccurately portrayed and causing people to trip out and do things that weed doesn't do

I love Half Baked, but this was such a problem with that movie. When Thurgood is at the hospital and he picks up a few pounds from the weed pharmacy or whatever, it's clearly ...dead grass?

[Rock]

even though there is some crazy shit going on the main character finds time to fall in love.

there are a million movies like this but a couple random ones that pop up in my mind are

transformers
twister
every adam sandler movie
This is seriously too good.

Edit: Throw Eagle Eye and Cloverfield on the list as well.

[popdisaster00]

One could argue that Dude, Where's My Car didn't really have a romantic subplot, even though girlfriends were involved...

[Smash Adams]

Or when they literally take a one second hit on the huge bong and are instantly high and when their kids and take a tiny hit of a miniscule joint and are instantly high

I'd say Pineapple Express is definitely the most realistic stoner movie.


I thought about this during Jennifer's Body. Her friend Needy is actually gorgeous but is ugofied by dorky glasses and gnarly pulled back hair
Nothing can make Amanda Seyfried ugly, she's far prettier than Megan Fox at least I think so

[Back_in_Anger]

I hate the joke about condoms being hard to open. This joke is so over done because they aren't even hard to open. They're incredibly easy to open. Where the fuck did you get those condoms from? Why do you keep buying them if they are so fucking hard to open? The guy stands there for a moment and struggles with the condom, usually there's a shot of the girl looking impatient. Lame. I just saw this example last night in Californiacation.

[alexa_ATL]

I hate the joke about condoms being hard to open. This joke is so over done because they aren't even hard to open. They're incredibly easy to open. Where the fuck did you get those condoms from? Why do you keep buying them if they are so fucking hard to open? The guy stands there for a moment and struggles with the condom, usually there's a shot of the girl looking impatient. Lame. I just saw this example last night in Californiacation.

haha, this is too true.

[Kozzy333]

When characters are thrown into "difficult" situations, and instead of doing the simplest and best resulting thing, they do the stupidest.
Or when they need to lie quickly about something, they say something completely unbelievable. And in the short time that it took them to make up that terrible lie, I'm sitting on my sofa thinking "...Why the hell didn't you just say *obvious answer*."

Sure enough they make them say the stupid thing to be funny, but there's a fine line between "funny" and "annoying."


I agree completely. Sitcoms are the worst for this.

Edit- Does anybody else hate laugh tracks as much as I do?

[gilatron5000]

Nothing can make Amanda Seyfried ugly, she's far prettier than Megan Fox at least I think soAgreed.

[bard]

One I just remembered:

A close up of a character giving an extrememly long and heartfelt speech (normally about being in love with a girl, or telling their parents something really important), and once they are finished talking, the camera pans out to reveal that the whole time they are talking to an animal or an inanimate object.
like a mirror. that's the worst one for sure.

[love_american_style]

movies where theres a guys who a total douche and no one else see's it except for one person. I find that annoying.

see: Licsense To Wed.

[Smash Adams]

Another one, the "horror"/"thriller" where the twist ending is that the protagonist is the killer, it's so obvious now

[MIKEY_HORROR]

That one Matthew McConaughey movie where he takes his shirt off.......you know? All of them.

[MADSTA]

That one Matthew McConaughey movie where he takes his shirt off.......you know? All of them.
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