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TachyonEvan
08/24/09, 01:05 AM
Shut the fuck up.

David, god dammit, this site is not your playpen. Stop coming into threads where there is LEGITIMATE DISCUSSION (All Time Low, Taking Back Sunday) and troll, just because they let your trolling take over the Say Anything thread.

Nobody gives a fuck about the Libertines, dude. Throw in the motherfucking towel.

And stop destroying the music forum.

That is all.

-Evan.

P.S. You know I love you.

anthonydarko
08/24/09, 01:21 AM
I wonder how this will turn out.

OldJersey
08/24/09, 02:07 AM
Oh my god you must like be so cool with him that you can jokingly hate on him and even make a thread about it cause of your post count and we get to watch it all unfold!

stereokiller
08/24/09, 02:43 AM
watching. this is gonna be good. :popcorn:

tawtaw
08/24/09, 02:43 AM
Hahaha

SomedayTheFire
08/24/09, 04:13 AM
Wait? Evan complaining about the music forum getting worse? Woah.

SSLYBY
08/24/09, 07:25 AM
This is the worst "attn:" post I've ever read.

ThisIsNotDan
08/24/09, 07:31 AM
and the award for "Most Ironic Thread Ever" goes to...

zubinmoosa
08/24/09, 07:44 AM
The PS is lame

xJesusFreakx
08/24/09, 08:12 AM
Wait? Evan complaining about the music forum getting worse? Woah.

This.

perceptrons
08/24/09, 08:20 AM
I see nothing wrong with trolling in the mentioned threads.

c_rob2700
08/24/09, 08:21 AM
I should just shut the fuck up.

God dammit, this site is not my playpen. I need to stop coming into threads where there is LEGITIMATE DISCUSSION (All of them ) and troll. Just because I pretend that I have listened to every band that I've ever talked about, doesn't mean that I have-- no, I'm right, I really haven't listened to anything I pretend to like

Nobody gives a fuck about anything I say, dude. I should throw in the motherfucking bathrobe and stop destroying the entire Absolutepunk.net community with my 25 shitty avatars a day and completely idiotic posts/threads



-Myself


Agreed completely

bestofmoss
08/24/09, 08:34 AM
http://villagethinker.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/successful_troll2.jpg

zubinmoosa
08/24/09, 08:38 AM
Agreed completely
holy wow hahahaha

ThisIsNotDan
08/24/09, 09:12 AM
Agreed completely

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

zonto
08/24/09, 09:18 AM
This thread brings smiles to my heart. Evan, go unbunch your panties.

anamericangod
08/24/09, 09:24 AM
This is the reason why General Forum posts need to be featured on the main page. Enough of this Music forum shit.

imahoodlum
08/24/09, 09:27 AM
Evan. Stop.

anamericangod
08/24/09, 09:46 AM
Evan. Stop.

CALLED. OUT.

Getup and Dance
08/24/09, 10:01 AM
How about they both just get banned from the music forum.

TangledUp
08/24/09, 10:01 AM
What the hell.... X-)

GuitarR0cker1
08/24/09, 10:02 AM
This is the reason why General Forum posts need to be featured on the main page. Enough of this Music forum shit.
You want General to be flooded by shitty posters, like Music?

Cuddleworthy
08/24/09, 10:04 AM
:tao:

Getup and Dance
08/24/09, 10:04 AM
You want General to be flooded by shitty posters, like Music?

You want Music to be flooded by shitty posters, like General?

as_we_learn
08/24/09, 10:05 AM
Evan < David.

anamericangod
08/24/09, 10:06 AM
You want General to be flooded by shitty posters, like Music?

I remember Jason said there was a legit reason for General threads not showing up at the moment, but I hope that gets changed soon.

I don't think it would get flooded with shitty users. As long as things get moderated properly (how so is sometimes debatable) there shouldn't be a problem at all.

I don't know what it is with this kid and why he's always making stupid threads like this to get attention. He should do what his Personist buddy did and pay 3 bucks for a name change, try to start over, and not be a total fuck. Otherwise, just leave.

as_we_learn
08/24/09, 10:08 AM
I remember Jason said there was a legit reason for General threads not showing up at the moment, but I hope that gets changed soon.

I don't think it would get flooded with shitty users. As long as things get moderated properly (how so is sometimes debatable) there shouldn't be a problem at all.

I don't know what it is with this kid and why he's always making stupid threads like this to get attention. He should do what his Personist buddy did and pay 3 bucks for a name change, try to start over, and not be a total fuck. Otherwise, just leave.

This.

GuitarR0cker1
08/24/09, 10:08 AM
You want Music to be flooded by shitty posters, like General?
General has been flooded by shitty posters?

Getup and Dance
08/24/09, 10:09 AM
General has been flooded by shitty posters?

General is filled with shitty posters that just sit there and bitch the whole time or keep the same shitty inside joke going until it is run into the ground over and over.

TangledUp
08/24/09, 10:11 AM
I don't know what it is with this kid and why he's always making stupid threads like this to get attention. He should do what his Personist buddy did and pay 3 bucks for a name change, try to start over, and not be a total fuck. Otherwise, just leave.
:thumbup:

caveBEAR
08/24/09, 10:11 AM
I couldn't think of a thread where I could ask this, but this thread seems useless enough. Anyone else not able to access the 'FORUM' link from the front page, or get to their 'Who Quoted Me?' It's really irritating me. I know people quoted me, and I can't reply without hunting through every thread I've posted in and looking for myself. What is this, 2006?

TangledUp
08/24/09, 10:13 AM
Nah I'm not having that problem, bro.

11:11
08/24/09, 10:14 AM
If I wanted drama, I'd watch daytime television.

imahoodlum
08/24/09, 10:15 AM
CALLED. OUT.
I. Know.

TangledUp
08/24/09, 10:15 AM
If I wanted drama, I'd watch daytime television.
When I was in college, I usually had a break around lunchtime/early afternoon, and I'd eat in our union by the huge TV which always always showed soap operas. I can't believe people legitimately like those shows. They are so pitiful.

11:11
08/24/09, 10:17 AM
When I was in college, I usually had a break around lunchtime/early afternoon, and I'd eat in our union by the huge TV which always always showed soap operas. I can't believe people legitimately like those shows. They are so pitiful.
The same reason people make threads like this on AP- they're real lives aren't interesting enough.

TangledUp
08/24/09, 10:19 AM
The same reason people make threads like this on AP- they're real lives aren't interesting enough.
So tragic.

imahoodlum
08/24/09, 10:20 AM
General is filled with shitty posters that just sit there and bitch the whole time or keep the same shitty inside joke going until it is run into the ground over and over.
This is so true. I would post in general more, if I knew what the hell was going on. I'm apparently on the outside of these jokes.

ThisIsNotDan
08/24/09, 10:21 AM
General has been flooded by shitty posters?

there are alot of shitty posters in General.

GuitarR0cker1
08/24/09, 10:25 AM
there are alot of shitty posters in General, you kiddin me? alot more than in the music forum. most of the people in the music forum (regulars) are rather nice and know their shit aside from some posters who used to love Say Anything and Brand New until they suddenly came to the conclusion that all they like is obscure indie. like the Getup and Dance guy said, too many shitty inside jokes in general, and stupid drama
Oh I agree but there are different levels of shitty. I at least get some entertainment from the inside jokes(well a little) and most people in general have better music taste than the ones in here oddly enough. most of the old regulars aren't here anymore, which sucks because thay are my favorite posters.

wuh oh, I got this one quoted. before you edited.

SwiftSilentDead
08/24/09, 10:28 AM
:hitself::hitself::hitself:

DejaNew
08/24/09, 10:39 AM
Seriously Evan?

chipdip18
08/24/09, 11:10 AM
Can't we all just be friends?

Cuddleworthy
08/24/09, 11:14 AM
:gay:

Chromefox
08/24/09, 12:18 PM
Evan, you don't get to call anyone out. :-d

I can though.

Evan, David, both of you shut the fuck up.

chipdip18
08/24/09, 12:19 PM
I don't get how Jason Tate will kick a kid out of the Brand New thread for threatening to show a Brand New leak and not shut down this thread.

Chromefox
08/24/09, 12:21 PM
I don't get how Jason Tate will kick a kid out of the Brand New thread for threatening to show a Brand New leak and not shut down this thread. I don't get how Jason Tate will kick a kid out of the Brand New thread for attempting to argue a point politely, and not shut down this thread.

chipdip18
08/24/09, 12:22 PM
I don't get how Jason Tate will kick a kid out of the Brand New thread for attempting to argue a point politely, and not shut down this thread.

Careful, we don't want to get banned when Big Brother might be watching.

Chromefox
08/24/09, 12:23 PM
Careful, we don't want to get vaporized when Big Brother might be watching. Fixed. :-d

chipdip18
08/24/09, 12:24 PM
Fixed. :-d

Hahaha either way. Scary stuff.

Getup and Dance
08/24/09, 12:29 PM
I don't get how Jason Tate will kick a kid out of the Brand New thread for threatening to show a Brand New leak and not shut down this thread.

I don't get why they shut the Paramore thread down for becoming a chat thread, but the Brand New thread still goes strong with the same shitty users talking about stuff that isnt about Brand New.

chipdip18
08/24/09, 12:30 PM
I don't get why they shut the Paramore thread down for becoming a chat thread, but the Brand New thread still goes strong with the same shitty users talking about stuff that isnt about Brand New.

The system is whack. Yeah, Brand New is on number 10 or 11 now, you really think they're talking about Daisy for the past 30,000 posts? No way.

kearn1tm
08/24/09, 12:34 PM
And stop destroying the music forum.


The music forum should be about music. Also, you're not an attractive person.

pennie
08/24/09, 12:37 PM
oh dear

PenThrive
08/24/09, 12:42 PM
What a mess.

Yellowcard2006
08/24/09, 12:58 PM
OP makes a good point.


inb4Davidmakesa10paragraphpostonwhy brandnewslyricsarenotgood

Burn That Shit
08/24/09, 01:04 PM
Could we just ban this tachyonwhatever kid and all of his other 5 accounts? The amount of ridiculous things he types through a keyboard is pretty incredible.

Edit: Pretty sure given the first post that this thread qualifies for kettle hulk.

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg86/lesserxthanx3/cauldron.jpg

Burn That Shit
08/24/09, 01:05 PM
The music forum should be about music. Also, you're not an attractive person.

GOT EM.

x

Cuddleworthy
08/24/09, 01:11 PM
I don't get how Jason Tate will a kid out of the thread kick for Brand New threatening a Brand New show and shut down this leak thread.

saysmydoctor
08/24/09, 01:28 PM
16:23 David (the Personist): Evan burned me in the music forum omg

16:23 David (the Personist): hahahahaha i hate him so much





Pretty much.

anthonydarko
08/24/09, 01:32 PM
This thread turned out like I thought it would.

Chromefox
08/24/09, 01:33 PM
When do I get a thread calling me out for something? :-(

saysmydoctor
08/24/09, 01:33 PM
When do I get a thread calling me out for something? :-(
Around the same time you stop being unimportant.

tommy's ghost
08/24/09, 01:36 PM
You give people who like Inglourious Basterds a bad name.

TotalCollapse
08/24/09, 01:58 PM
lol

The Personist
08/24/09, 02:04 PM
Shut the fuck up.

David, god dammit, this site is not your playpen. Stop coming into threads where there is LEGITIMATE DISCUSSION (All Time Low, Taking Back Sunday) and troll, just because they let your trolling take over the Say Anything thread.

Nobody gives a fuck about the Libertines, dude. Throw in the motherfucking towel.

And stop destroying the music forum.

That is all.

-Evan.

P.S. You know I love you.

My dear, sweet Evan,

This thread comes as a blade in my breast, digging deep to strike me in my very heart. Oh! how we've whittled such hours away together, cursing and cackling and condemning one another's tastes! But alas, all that is now gone, as this thread, this public airing of grievances, takes what was once an entrancingly amusing enmity and transforms it into an ugly, odious spectre, a beast the likes of which I cannot fathom further indulging. Thus, I must sadly relay this news to you in your own thread, the news of my own demise.

Well, demise is perhaps a strong word. Upon typing the final period of this post, I will not cease to exist as a living being; this is nonsense. However, I see no reason to continue posting after so thorough a deflowering of my essence. Hopefully, this news will allow for the music forum to rebuild itself from the ashes. Where once stood posts of slander and disdain, disparaging such clearly incredible bands as All Time Low and Taking Back Sunday trash and comparing them to the Libertines unfairly and with clear bias, there will be order again. From this waste land of troll-wreaked havoc will emerge a newer, better music forum. Discussion can recommence; the phyiscal beauty of Jack and Alex will no longer take a backseat to complaints of the vapidity and lack of earnesty in their music. I relent! Taking Back Sunday fans can once again dream of days they didn't care about until years after those days had passed, and can struggle once more to find an iota of rational thought upon which New Again can be referred to as "good." The hegemony of the trolls, the beasts whose single-line posts, irrelevancies, and idiocies once plagued this forum, has been overthrown! Posters of the forum, unite and rejoice!

And do not think I am going to let the irony pass me by. I feel thoroughly betrayed, dearest Evan, stabbed in the back by one of my own. We were like brothers, you the Carl to my Peter, man of few words but many posts (yet another beautiful irony). We clashed and we clashed, and I constantly fled and returned, a mess of emotions and opinions far too great to be contained by a simple drive-by posting of my disdain for a band. And yet now, you come to me, higher post count, a username resurrected like a phoenix from the ashes of the Reich, ever loyal to he who had come before me. I will concede that I am but a man, one who has but words, opinions, and sometimes youtube videos. Dear Evan, how it hurts me so to leave like this, knife in my back, blood on my brow, and tears in my eyes. That I have so created a beast that has allowed for us to so decadently traipse throughout this forum means nothing, as you have seen the error in our ways and have, for better or for worse, become the Judas to my Christ, raising me up and making of me an example for all to see.

Evan, why have you forsaken me?

My Libertines as worthless as my liberty, I leave. Beaten beyond a shade of recognition, I am naught but an artless abortion, a victim of that which I have established. So falls my empire, and so too can the music forum rejoice in its freedom. Freedom to discuss the beauteous creature that is Hayley Williams; freedom to contend that Your Favorite Weapon is a good album; freedom to exalt with ejaculate praise the excellence of All Time Low; and the freedom to post things without thought to their quality or intelligence.

So, go! Go, be free, post of Blink and All Time Low, of Yellowcard and We the Kings! No more shall I haunt this place, for I am slain!

With love, blood, and ardor,

David

nonamesleft
08/24/09, 02:05 PM
I give a fuck about the Libertines.

tommy's ghost
08/24/09, 02:10 PM
My dear, sweet Evan,

This thread comes as a blade in my breast, digging deep to strike me in my very heart. Oh! how we've whittled such hours away together, cursing and cackling and condemning one another's tastes! But alas, all that is now gone, as this thread, this public airing of grievances, takes what was once an entrancingly amusing enmity and transforms it into an ugly, odious spectre, a beast the likes of which I cannot fathom further indulging. Thus, I must sadly relay this news to you in your own thread, the news of my own demise.

Well, demise is perhaps a strong word. Upon typing the final period of this post, I will not cease to exist as a living being; this is nonsense. However, I see no reason to continue posting after so thorough a deflowering of my essence. Hopefully, this news will allow for the music forum to rebuild itself from the ashes. Where once stood posts of slander and disdain, disparaging such clearly incredible bands as All Time Low and Taking Back Sunday trash and comparing them to the Libertines unfairly and with clear bias, there will be order again. From this waste land of troll-wreaked havoc will emerge a newer, better music forum. Discussion can recommence; the phyiscal beauty of Jack and Alex will no longer take a backseat to complaints of the vapidity and lack of earnesty in their music. I relent! Taking Back Sunday fans can once again dream of days they didn't care about until years after those days had passed, and can struggle once more to find an iota of rational thought upon which New Again can be referred to as "good." The hegemony of the trolls, the beasts whose single-line posts, irrelevancies, and idiocies once plagued this forum, has been overthrown! Posters of the forum, unite and rejoice!

And do not think I am going to let the irony pass me by. I feel thoroughly betrayed, dearest Evan, stabbed in the back by one of my own. We were like brothers, you the Carl to my Peter, man of few words but many posts (yet another beautiful irony). We clashed and we clashed, and I constantly fled and returned, a mess of emotions and opinions far too great to be contained by a simple drive-by posting of my disdain for a band. And yet now, you come to me, higher post count, a username resurrected like a phoenix from the ashes of the Reich, ever loyal to he who had come before me. I will concede that I am but a man, one who has but words, opinions, and sometimes youtube videos. Dear Evan, how it hurts me so to leave like this, knife in my back, blood on my brow, and tears in my eyes. That I have so created a beast that has allowed for us to so decadently traipse throughout this forum means nothing, as you have seen the error in our ways and have, for better or for worse, become the Judas to my Christ, raising me up and making of me an example for all to see.

Evan, why have you forsaken me?

My Libertines as worthless as my liberty, I leave. Beaten beyond a shade of recognition, I am naught but an artless abortion, a victim of that which I have established. So falls my empire, and so too can the music forum rejoice in its freedom. Freedom to discuss the beauteous creature that is Hayley Williams; freedom to contend that Your Favorite Weapon is a good album; freedom to exalt with ejaculate praise the excellence of All Time Low; and the freedom to post things without thought to their quality or intelligence.

So, go! Go, be free, post of Blink and All Time Low, of Yellowcard and We the Kings! No more shall I haunt this place, for I am slain!

With love, blood, and ardor,

David

sig'd

anthonydarko
08/24/09, 02:11 PM
My dear, sweet Evan,

This thread comes as a blade in my breast, digging deep to strike me in my very heart. Oh! how we've whittled such hours away together, cursing and cackling and condemning one another's tastes! But alas, all that is now gone, as this thread, this public airing of grievances, takes what was once an entrancingly amusing enmity and transforms it into an ugly, odious spectre, a beast the likes of which I cannot fathom further indulging. Thus, I must sadly relay this news to you in your own thread, the news of my own demise.

Well, demise is perhaps a strong word. Upon typing the final period of this post, I will not cease to exist as a living being; this is nonsense. However, I see no reason to continue posting after so thorough a deflowering of my essence. Hopefully, this news will allow for the music forum to rebuild itself from the ashes. Where once stood posts of slander and disdain, disparaging such clearly incredible bands as All Time Low and Taking Back Sunday trash and comparing them to the Libertines unfairly and with clear bias, there will be order again. From this waste land of troll-wreaked havoc will emerge a newer, better music forum. Discussion can recommence; the phyiscal beauty of Jack and Alex will no longer take a backseat to complaints of the vapidity and lack of earnesty in their music. I relent! Taking Back Sunday fans can once again dream of days they didn't care about until years after those days had passed, and can struggle once more to find an iota of rational thought upon which New Again can be referred to as "good." The hegemony of the trolls, the beasts whose single-line posts, irrelevancies, and idiocies once plagued this forum, has been overthrown! Posters of the forum, unite and rejoice!

And do not think I am going to let the irony pass me by. I feel thoroughly betrayed, dearest Evan, stabbed in the back by one of my own. We were like brothers, you the Carl to my Peter, man of few words but many posts (yet another beautiful irony). We clashed and we clashed, and I constantly fled and returned, a mess of emotions and opinions far too great to be contained by a simple drive-by posting of my disdain for a band. And yet now, you come to me, higher post count, a username resurrected like a phoenix from the ashes of the Reich, ever loyal to he who had come before me. I will concede that I am but a man, one who has but words, opinions, and sometimes youtube videos. Dear Evan, how it hurts me so to leave like this, knife in my back, blood on my brow, and tears in my eyes. That I have so created a beast that has allowed for us to so decadently traipse throughout this forum means nothing, as you have seen the error in our ways and have, for better or for worse, become the Judas to my Christ, raising me up and making of me an example for all to see.

Evan, why have you forsaken me?

My Libertines as worthless as my liberty, I leave. Beaten beyond a shade of recognition, I am naught but an artless abortion, a victim of that which I have established. So falls my empire, and so too can the music forum rejoice in its freedom. Freedom to discuss the beauteous creature that is Hayley Williams; freedom to contend that Your Favorite Weapon is a good album; freedom to exalt with ejaculate praise the excellence of All Time Low; and the freedom to post things without thought to their quality or intelligence.

So, go! Go, be free, post of Blink and All Time Low, of Yellowcard and We the Kings! No more shall I haunt this place, for I am slain!

With love, blood, and ardor,

David
Epic rebuttal. Also, sig'd

Burn That Shit
08/24/09, 02:12 PM
:popcorn:

fly_guy
08/24/09, 02:16 PM
So does this mean New Again is good? Also, are you leaving David? You made it sound so. Dont leave, if this is true.

tommy's ghost
08/24/09, 02:16 PM
David died a Jew.

batmannj
08/24/09, 02:18 PM
Reading this thread was worth it because of David's response

Burn That Shit
08/24/09, 02:19 PM
GIVE ME ATTENTION!! MEE I WANT IT!!! ITS ALL MINEEE!!!! LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT WHAT IM DOING!! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE!!

/evan

batmannj
08/24/09, 02:21 PM
GIVE ME ATTENTION!! MEE I WANT IT!!! ITS ALL MINEEE!!!! LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT WHAT IM DOING!! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE!!

/evan

close, but no avatar mid-sentence will bring down the score a bit. Also you needed to mention that your surplus of classic rock records make you more knowledgeable about music than all others.

fly_guy
08/24/09, 02:22 PM
GIVE ME ATTENTION!! MEE I WANT IT!!! ITS ALL MINEEE!!!! LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT WHAT IM DOING!! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE!!

/evan

Evan would stretch this out into 5 posts

nonamesleft
08/24/09, 02:30 PM
sig'd

Epic rebuttal. Also, sig'd

Haha. Yes boys!

The Personist
08/24/09, 02:30 PM
. . .

Fixed.

Heart-A-Tact
08/24/09, 02:34 PM
I don't know who he is, but I don't like him.

The Personist
08/24/09, 02:46 PM
I don't know who he is, but I don't like him.

Who don't you like?

Heart-A-Tact
08/24/09, 02:47 PM
Who don't you like?

I was talking about you, but, I was really just playing.

The Personist
08/24/09, 02:49 PM
I was talking about you, but, I was really just playing.

No playing allowed. This is the internet. Didn't you read Evan's post? Serious. Business.

saysmydoctor
08/24/09, 02:51 PM
David's post was the gayest thing ever.

11:11
08/24/09, 02:57 PM
I actually enjoyed reading David's post.

GeeBee
08/24/09, 02:58 PM
I don't know what it is with this kid and why he's always making stupid threads like this to get attention. He should do what his Personist buddy did and pay 3 bucks for a name change, try to start over, and not be a total fuck. Otherwise, just leave.

Says the biggest egotrip on AP.net. Irony.

kearn1tm
08/24/09, 03:00 PM
My dear, sweet Evan,

This thread comes as a blade in my breast, digging deep to strike me in my very heart. Oh! how we've whittled such hours away together, cursing and cackling and condemning one another's tastes! But alas, all that is now gone, as this thread, this public airing of grievances, takes what was once an entrancingly amusing enmity and transforms it into an ugly, odious spectre, a beast the likes of which I cannot fathom further indulging. Thus, I must sadly relay this news to you in your own thread, the news of my own demise.

Well, demise is perhaps a strong word. Upon typing the final period of this post, I will not cease to exist as a living being; this is nonsense. However, I see no reason to continue posting after so thorough a deflowering of my essence. Hopefully, this news will allow for the music forum to rebuild itself from the ashes. Where once stood posts of slander and disdain, disparaging such clearly incredible bands as All Time Low and Taking Back Sunday trash and comparing them to the Libertines unfairly and with clear bias, there will be order again. From this waste land of troll-wreaked havoc will emerge a newer, better music forum. Discussion can recommence; the phyiscal beauty of Jack and Alex will no longer take a backseat to complaints of the vapidity and lack of earnesty in their music. I relent! Taking Back Sunday fans can once again dream of days they didn't care about until years after those days had passed, and can struggle once more to find an iota of rational thought upon which New Again can be referred to as "good." The hegemony of the trolls, the beasts whose single-line posts, irrelevancies, and idiocies once plagued this forum, has been overthrown! Posters of the forum, unite and rejoice!

And do not think I am going to let the irony pass me by. I feel thoroughly betrayed, dearest Evan, stabbed in the back by one of my own. We were like brothers, you the Carl to my Peter, man of few words but many posts (yet another beautiful irony). We clashed and we clashed, and I constantly fled and returned, a mess of emotions and opinions far too great to be contained by a simple drive-by posting of my disdain for a band. And yet now, you come to me, higher post count, a username resurrected like a phoenix from the ashes of the Reich, ever loyal to he who had come before me. I will concede that I am but a man, one who has but words, opinions, and sometimes youtube videos. Dear Evan, how it hurts me so to leave like this, knife in my back, blood on my brow, and tears in my eyes. That I have so created a beast that has allowed for us to so decadently traipse throughout this forum means nothing, as you have seen the error in our ways and have, for better or for worse, become the Judas to my Christ, raising me up and making of me an example for all to see.

Evan, why have you forsaken me?

My Libertines as worthless as my liberty, I leave. Beaten beyond a shade of recognition, I am naught but an artless abortion, a victim of that which I have established. So falls my empire, and so too can the music forum rejoice in its freedom. Freedom to discuss the beauteous creature that is Hayley Williams; freedom to contend that Your Favorite Weapon is a good album; freedom to exalt with ejaculate praise the excellence of All Time Low; and the freedom to post things without thought to their quality or intelligence.

So, go! Go, be free, post of Blink and All Time Low, of Yellowcard and We the Kings! No more shall I haunt this place, for I am slain!

With love, blood, and ardor,

David

Boring.

The Personist
08/24/09, 03:01 PM
Boring.

:-(

saysmydoctor
08/24/09, 03:02 PM
TL;DR.

Basically, like Evan's posts. Minus the ass kissing.

kearn1tm
08/24/09, 03:04 PM
:-(

This is why everyone hates you and loves...wait, who's that guy?

This is why, uh...

[Obligatory "Libertines suck" joke]

Fuck off.

Matt Chylak
08/24/09, 03:04 PM
:-(

don't beat yourself up, i thought it was decent.

The Personist
08/24/09, 03:05 PM
This is why everyone hates you and loves...wait, who's that guy?

This is why, uh...

[Obligatory "Libertines suck" joke]

Fuck off.

omg ur so pretentious

maxvsmaradona
08/24/09, 03:06 PM
. . .

GuitarR0cker1
08/24/09, 03:06 PM
The music forum should be about music. Also, you're not an attractive person.
obvious points are obvious.

Indoor Living
08/24/09, 03:07 PM
This is what happens when you leave the internet for a few weeks to catch up on TV shows, I guess.

Praetor
08/24/09, 03:10 PM
hahahahaha this thread sucks so much.

as_we_learn
08/24/09, 03:11 PM
. . .


EDIT: It's been done, shit.

oddwithoutend
08/24/09, 03:13 PM
I recommend The Microphones.

xtheaudition
08/24/09, 03:16 PM
Anything Can Happen In The Next Half Hour...

GuitarR0cker1
08/24/09, 03:19 PM
I recommend The Microphones.
I recommend Phoenix, because I am listening to them right now.

TakeLotsWithAlcohol
08/24/09, 03:20 PM
Never Better is the album of the decade.

/nuffsaid

J.C.
08/24/09, 03:21 PM
Just permanban Evan already.

oddwithoutend
08/24/09, 03:22 PM
I recommend Phoenix, because I am listening to them right now.

I really don't get the fuss about them. They're just a solid pop band. Pitchfork hyped them, of course.

The Personist
08/24/09, 03:22 PM
Just permanban Evan already.

I believe he was permabanned at one point.

GuitarR0cker1
08/24/09, 03:24 PM
I really don't get the fuss about them. They're just a solid pop band. Pitchfork hyped them, of course.
I like solid pop so I like them. Of course the Pitchfork hype is a little stupid but there are so many worse bands they could choose to hype.

KingJohn_654
08/24/09, 03:27 PM
dear evan,
nobody likes you and nobody cares what you have to say about anything.
love,
john

oddwithoutend
08/24/09, 03:31 PM
I believe he was permabanned at one point.

Temporary permaban?

GuitarR0cker1
08/24/09, 03:32 PM
Temporary permaban?
Apparently, sometimes the temporary part is a good thing though.

The Personist
08/24/09, 03:32 PM
Temporary permaban?

He asked really nicely to be unbanned for complaining about something that was legitimately unfair. In essence, he sold out.

Cuddleworthy
08/24/09, 03:34 PM
What a pussy

chipdip18
08/24/09, 03:50 PM
I don't get how Jason Tate will a kid out of the thread kick for Brand New threatening a Brand New show and shut down this leak thread.

Whoa what?

Genuma
08/24/09, 04:22 PM
great now he's hyping Inglorious Basterds. fuck this, I loved that movie and knowing that he did too makes me sad. and he quotes the most common fucking line from the movie (on every commercial) in his user title.

GuitarR0cker1
08/24/09, 04:26 PM
great now he's hyping Inglorious Basterds. fuck this, I loved that movie and knowing that he did too makes me sad. and he quotes the most common fucking line from the movie (on every commercial) in his user title.
Evan ruins everything he likes.

anamericangod
08/24/09, 04:30 PM
Things that don't make sense:

Jeremy being permabanned.

This kid/Noah Fawkes not being permabanned.

anthonydarko
08/24/09, 04:31 PM
Things that don't make sense:

Jeremy being permabanned.

This kid/Noah Fawkes not being permabanned.
How did Jeremy get permabanned again?

saysmydoctor
08/24/09, 04:47 PM
He asked really nicely to be unbanned for complaining about something that was legitimately unfair. In essence, he sold out.
The ass kisser ass kissed? Shocker.
How did Jeremy get permabanned again?
Nudes.

anamericangod
08/24/09, 05:15 PM
The ass kisser ass kissed? Shocker.

Nudes.

He didn't post them or make the thread.

pleasedontask
08/24/09, 05:29 PM
This thread is fun.

saysmydoctor
08/24/09, 06:29 PM
He didn't post them or make the thread.
I know, merely an accessory. Hence why it's bullshit.

anamericangod
08/24/09, 06:37 PM
I know, merely an accessory. Hence why it's bullshit.

Shhhhh, you might get points for discussing a banning.

saysmydoctor
08/24/09, 06:38 PM
I WILL OVERCOME
x

Until The Bombs
08/24/09, 07:10 PM
What are genheads doing posting in the music forum?

xJesusFreakx
08/24/09, 07:36 PM
Things that don't make sense:

Jeremy being permabanned.

This kid/Noah Fawkes not being permabanned.

Did you read the Noah Again review? It was literally exactly what I expected it to be.

What are genheads doing posting in the music forum?

I love the whole division between these two parts of the site.

http://www.hawaii.edu/armyrotc/images/courses/civilwar.jpg

anamericangod
08/24/09, 07:45 PM
Did you read the Noah Again review? It was literally exactly what I expected it to be.

I love the whole division between these two parts of the site.

http://www.hawaii.edu/armyrotc/images/courses/civilwar.jpg

Yeah, I think I had the second comment. We went back and forth for a while in the New Single thread.

The Personist
08/24/09, 07:46 PM
Never mind. Found it...

Funniest thing. Ever.

xJesusFreakx
08/24/09, 07:54 PM
Never mind. Found it...

Funniest thing. Ever.

I assume you asked a question and then edited your post after answering it yourself. Was it about the Noah review?

The Personist
08/24/09, 07:58 PM
I assume you asked a question and then edited your post after answering it yourself. Was it about the Noah review?

I was demanding a link, but I found it in the TBS thread. Dude is a wanker.

liar23
08/24/09, 07:58 PM
Quién?

^^^accent! woohoo spanish 1 Native FTW

TachyonEvan
08/24/09, 09:14 PM
My dear, sweet Evan,

This thread comes as a blade in my breast, digging deep to strike me in my very heart. Oh! how we've whittled such hours away together, cursing and cackling and condemning one another's tastes! But alas, all that is now gone, as this thread, this public airing of grievances, takes what was once an entrancingly amusing enmity and transforms it into an ugly, odious spectre, a beast the likes of which I cannot fathom further indulging. Thus, I must sadly relay this news to you in your own thread, the news of my own demise.

Well, demise is perhaps a strong word. Upon typing the final period of this post, I will not cease to exist as a living being; this is nonsense. However, I see no reason to continue posting after so thorough a deflowering of my essence. Hopefully, this news will allow for the music forum to rebuild itself from the ashes. Where once stood posts of slander and disdain, disparaging such clearly incredible bands as All Time Low and Taking Back Sunday trash and comparing them to the Libertines unfairly and with clear bias, there will be order again. From this waste land of troll-wreaked havoc will emerge a newer, better music forum. Discussion can recommence; the phyiscal beauty of Jack and Alex will no longer take a backseat to complaints of the vapidity and lack of earnesty in their music. I relent! Taking Back Sunday fans can once again dream of days they didn't care about until years after those days had passed, and can struggle once more to find an iota of rational thought upon which New Again can be referred to as "good." The hegemony of the trolls, the beasts whose single-line posts, irrelevancies, and idiocies once plagued this forum, has been overthrown! Posters of the forum, unite and rejoice!

And do not think I am going to let the irony pass me by. I feel thoroughly betrayed, dearest Evan, stabbed in the back by one of my own. We were like brothers, you the Carl to my Peter, man of few words but many posts (yet another beautiful irony). We clashed and we clashed, and I constantly fled and returned, a mess of emotions and opinions far too great to be contained by a simple drive-by posting of my disdain for a band. And yet now, you come to me, higher post count, a username resurrected like a phoenix from the ashes of the Reich, ever loyal to he who had come before me. I will concede that I am but a man, one who has but words, opinions, and sometimes youtube videos. Dear Evan, how it hurts me so to leave like this, knife in my back, blood on my brow, and tears in my eyes. That I have so created a beast that has allowed for us to so decadently traipse throughout this forum means nothing, as you have seen the error in our ways and have, for better or for worse, become the Judas to my Christ, raising me up and making of me an example for all to see.

Evan, why have you forsaken me?

My Libertines as worthless as my liberty, I leave. Beaten beyond a shade of recognition, I am naught but an artless abortion, a victim of that which I have established. So falls my empire, and so too can the music forum rejoice in its freedom. Freedom to discuss the beauteous creature that is Hayley Williams; freedom to contend that Your Favorite Weapon is a good album; freedom to exalt with ejaculate praise the excellence of All Time Low; and the freedom to post things without thought to their quality or intelligence.

So, go! Go, be free, post of Blink and All Time Low, of Yellowcard and We the Kings! No more shall I haunt this place, for I am slain!

With love, blood, and ardor,

David

Allow me to sink to my knees and fellate thee.

GuitarR0cker1
08/24/09, 09:15 PM
I love the whole division between these two parts of the site.

http://www.hawaii.edu/armyrotc/images/courses/civilwar.jpg
Music is the Union obviously.

xJesusFreakx
08/24/09, 09:16 PM
Music is the Union obviously.

Nope. We're clearly the Confederacy, and I like it that way.

TachyonEvan
08/24/09, 09:18 PM
There hasn't been a single "EVAN HATES BLACK PEOPLE!!1!111!!!!!1!!1!!!!!111!!!on e!!1!!!!!" post in this whole thread.

I'm dissapointed, haters of the world.

GuitarR0cker1
08/24/09, 09:21 PM
Nope. We're clearly the Confederacy, and I like it that way.
http://portrait.kaar.at/USA%202/images/abraham_lincoln-1.jpg
Lincoln does not approve.

as_we_learn
08/24/09, 09:23 PM
Evan hates black people.

xJesusFreakx
08/24/09, 09:26 PM
http://portrait.kaar.at/USA%202/images/abraham_lincoln-1.jpg
Lincoln does not approve.

Lincoln was a lame president, so can't say I care.

The Personist
08/24/09, 09:27 PM
Lincoln was a lame president, so can't say I care.

GTFO

Lincoln was NOT a lame president. You're a disgrace to your beard.

xJesusFreakx
08/24/09, 09:35 PM
GTFO

Lincoln was NOT a lame president. You're a disgrace to your beard.

He brought more power to the federal government. I don't trust powerful government. His perceived status as some kind of savior to the Union and to slaves isn't enough to make me like him. He may very well be the most overrated president we've ever had.

Granted, I don't know if I like any of our presidents that much besides George Washington. He didn't even want to be the president; that's the first sign that he was a good leader.

Regards
08/24/09, 09:39 PM
Both general AND music have been terrible lately. What are you all talking about?

dejadevilgod
08/24/09, 09:55 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHha holy shit.

dejadevilgod
08/24/09, 09:55 PM
Both general AND music have been terrible lately. What are you all talking about?
Brand new thread regulars.

Burn That Shit
08/24/09, 10:16 PM
There hasn't been a single "EVAN HATES BLACK PEOPLE!!1!111!!!!!1!!1!!!!!111!!!on e!!1!!!!!" post in this whole thread.

I'm dissapointed, haters of the world.

Oh now I know why you're so stupid, Max Bemis fucked with your mind.

KingJohn_654
08/24/09, 10:42 PM
if everyone in this thread was a president, evan would be jimmy carter.jimmy carter sucks.

The Personist
08/24/09, 10:46 PM
if everyone in this thread was a president, evan would be jimmy carter.jimmy carter sucks.

No. Jimmy Carter had bad timing. He wasn't a bad president.

Getup and Dance
08/25/09, 12:27 AM
How about they both just get banned from the music forum.

I still stand by this.

wewascontenders
08/25/09, 12:47 AM
I still stand by this.

i'll back it, even though i'm never here anymore.

Colorblind!
08/25/09, 01:35 AM
My dear, sweet Evan,

This thread comes as a blade in my breast, digging deep to strike me in my very heart. Oh! how we've whittled such hours away together, cursing and cackling and condemning one another's tastes! But alas, all that is now gone, as this thread, this public airing of grievances, takes what was once an entrancingly amusing enmity and transforms it into an ugly, odious spectre, a beast the likes of which I cannot fathom further indulging. Thus, I must sadly relay this news to you in your own thread, the news of my own demise.

Well, demise is perhaps a strong word. Upon typing the final period of this post, I will not cease to exist as a living being; this is nonsense. However, I see no reason to continue posting after so thorough a deflowering of my essence. Hopefully, this news will allow for the music forum to rebuild itself from the ashes. Where once stood posts of slander and disdain, disparaging such clearly incredible bands as All Time Low and Taking Back Sunday trash and comparing them to the Libertines unfairly and with clear bias, there will be order again. From this waste land of troll-wreaked havoc will emerge a newer, better music forum. Discussion can recommence; the phyiscal beauty of Jack and Alex will no longer take a backseat to complaints of the vapidity and lack of earnesty in their music. I relent! Taking Back Sunday fans can once again dream of days they didn't care about until years after those days had passed, and can struggle once more to find an iota of rational thought upon which New Again can be referred to as "good." The hegemony of the trolls, the beasts whose single-line posts, irrelevancies, and idiocies once plagued this forum, has been overthrown! Posters of the forum, unite and rejoice!

And do not think I am going to let the irony pass me by. I feel thoroughly betrayed, dearest Evan, stabbed in the back by one of my own. We were like brothers, you the Carl to my Peter, man of few words but many posts (yet another beautiful irony). We clashed and we clashed, and I constantly fled and returned, a mess of emotions and opinions far too great to be contained by a simple drive-by posting of my disdain for a band. And yet now, you come to me, higher post count, a username resurrected like a phoenix from the ashes of the Reich, ever loyal to he who had come before me. I will concede that I am but a man, one who has but words, opinions, and sometimes youtube videos. Dear Evan, how it hurts me so to leave like this, knife in my back, blood on my brow, and tears in my eyes. That I have so created a beast that has allowed for us to so decadently traipse throughout this forum means nothing, as you have seen the error in our ways and have, for better or for worse, become the Judas to my Christ, raising me up and making of me an example for all to see.

Evan, why have you forsaken me?

My Libertines as worthless as my liberty, I leave. Beaten beyond a shade of recognition, I am naught but an artless abortion, a victim of that which I have established. So falls my empire, and so too can the music forum rejoice in its freedom. Freedom to discuss the beauteous creature that is Hayley Williams; freedom to contend that Your Favorite Weapon is a good album; freedom to exalt with ejaculate praise the excellence of All Time Low; and the freedom to post things without thought to their quality or intelligence.

So, go! Go, be free, post of Blink and All Time Low, of Yellowcard and We the Kings! No more shall I haunt this place, for I am slain!

With love, blood, and ardor,

David

So glad I read the thread, this post was full of win.

Regards
08/25/09, 06:49 AM
Brand new thread regulars.
Alright, you're right, they are worse than music/general regulars. I knew this site would go to hell once the new Brand New album started to surface.

Miss Heartcore
08/25/09, 07:05 AM
What are genheads doing posting in the music forum?
Yea, kick em out.

jbaseball44
08/25/09, 08:59 AM
and the award for "Most Ironic Thread Ever" goes to...
Well said.

saysmydoctor
08/25/09, 09:02 AM
No. Jimmy Carter had bad timing. He wasn't a bad president.
:hug:
Yea, kick em out.
Shut it, Kostiuk.

xJesusFreakx
08/25/09, 09:02 AM
Oh now I know why you're so stupid, Max Bemis fucked with your mind.

You just now noticed that? Very much so.

Alright, you're right, they are worse than music/general regulars. I knew this site would go to hell once the new Brand New album started to surface.

I'm a Brand New thread regular, though, so there surely must be exceptions, right?

jbaseball44
08/25/09, 09:06 AM
Can't we all just be friends?
You know that's not possible Jacob.

s.t.e.v.e.n.
08/25/09, 09:44 AM
The Brand New Thread is like an STD that is slowly creeping about.

chipdip18
08/25/09, 11:30 AM
You know that's not possible Jacob.

Wishful thinking i suppose.

Until The Bombs
08/25/09, 11:33 AM
LOL at anyone who feels high and mighty for looking down on the BN thread.

GuitarR0cker1
08/25/09, 12:09 PM
if everyone in this thread was a president, evan would be jimmy carter.jimmy carter sucks.
Fuck dude do you know anything about the presidents? Jimmy Carter wasn't a bad president.

chipdip18
08/25/09, 01:02 PM
Fuck dude do you know anything about the presidents? Jimmy Carter wasn't a bad president.

George Dubble-ya for the win, amirite?

TakeLotsWithAlcohol
08/25/09, 01:05 PM
I'm talkin' bout George W. Smith, he ran for city council...out in Oakland, you probably didn't hear about it.

/chappelle'sshowreference

Matt Chylak
08/25/09, 01:08 PM
LOL at anyone who feels high and mighty for looking down on the BN thread.

agreed. nice avatar

GuitarR0cker1
08/25/09, 01:35 PM
George Dubble-ya for the win, amirite?
http://www.hkitty.com/junk/zombie_reagan.jpg
Zombie Reagan/Palin 2012!

chipdip18
08/25/09, 01:37 PM
http://www.hkitty.com/junk/zombie_reagan.jpg
Zombie Reagan/Palin 2012!

If Zombie Reagan ran i would not vote for him. Zombie apocalypse would happen.

GuitarR0cker1
08/25/09, 01:47 PM
If Zombie Reagan ran i would not vote for him. Zombie apocalypse would happen.
071KqJu7WVo
I actually kind of want to see this movie haha.

maxvsmaradona
08/25/09, 01:54 PM
I'm talkin' bout George W. Smith, he ran for city council...out in Oakland, you probably didn't hear about it.

/chappelle'sshowreference

IT MIGHT BE DOO DOO!

x

Machu505
08/25/09, 01:58 PM
071KqJu7WVo
I actually kind of want to see this movie haha.
Kind of? More like DVD already on pre-order.

GuitarR0cker1
08/25/09, 02:08 PM
Kind of? More like DVD already on pre-order.
2012 will be better. Random, and mindless destruction rules.

Machu505
08/25/09, 02:10 PM
2012 will be better. Random, and mindless destruction rules.
Dude... it's Woody Harrelson killing zombies. What more could you possibly want?

GuitarR0cker1
08/25/09, 02:15 PM
Dude... it's Woody Harrelson killing zombies. What more could you possibly want?
Redonkulos earthquakes, tidal waves getting up to Mount Everest and Yellowstone erupting. Still Zombieland will be good.

maxvsmaradona
08/25/09, 02:16 PM
Dude... it's Woody Harrelson killing zombies. What more could you possibly want?

The Bear Jew completely decimating Hitlers face with a submachine gun. :-)

Machu505
08/25/09, 02:17 PM
The Bear Jew completely decimating Hitlers face with a submachine gun. :-)
And to think that all these years the history books were lying to us. :-d

maxvsmaradona
08/25/09, 02:18 PM
And to think that all these years the history books were lying to us. :-d

Inglourious Basterds makes me want to be a Jew. Seriously, they fucked shit up in that movie.

as_we_learn
08/25/09, 02:18 PM
Bear Jew > The Libertines

GuitarR0cker1
08/25/09, 02:19 PM
The Bear Jew completely decimating Hitlers face with a submachine gun. :-)
Easily one of the best scenes in any movie ever made.

Machu505
08/25/09, 02:20 PM
Adam Sandler was almost the Bear Jew haha. X-)

Animalhill
08/25/09, 02:22 PM
Inglourious Basterds makes me want to be a Jew. Seriously, they fucked shit up in that movie.
*stretches* Those are my boys. Russian Jew through and through ;-)

maxvsmaradona
08/25/09, 02:22 PM
Bear Jew > The Libertines

Fact.

Easily one of the best scenes in any movie ever made.

Or when Stiglitz went to go smother the nazi in his sleep. You thought he'd be done. Wrong. Stabs him in the face, through the pillow. Amazing.

Machu505
08/25/09, 02:23 PM
Two guns aimed at one guy's balls.

Intense.

dejadevilgod
08/25/09, 02:23 PM
You just now noticed that? Very much so.



I'm a Brand New thread regular, though, so there surely must be exceptions, right?
me too. I was just stating that david and evan were brand new thread regulars lol

chipdip18
08/25/09, 02:24 PM
I loved that movie in every way.

GuitarR0cker1
08/25/09, 02:25 PM
Two guns aimed at one guy's balls.

Intense.
It was amazing how fast the shooting went by in that scene.

The Personist
10/17/09, 02:48 PM
This thread contains the best post of my career on AP.

xJesusFreakx
10/17/09, 02:50 PM
My dear, sweet Evan,

This thread comes as a blade in my breast, digging deep to strike me in my very heart. Oh! how we've whittled such hours away together, cursing and cackling and condemning one another's tastes! But alas, all that is now gone, as this thread, this public airing of grievances, takes what was once an entrancingly amusing enmity and transforms it into an ugly, odious spectre, a beast the likes of which I cannot fathom further indulging. Thus, I must sadly relay this news to you in your own thread, the news of my own demise.

Well, demise is perhaps a strong word. Upon typing the final period of this post, I will not cease to exist as a living being; this is nonsense. However, I see no reason to continue posting after so thorough a deflowering of my essence. Hopefully, this news will allow for the music forum to rebuild itself from the ashes. Where once stood posts of slander and disdain, disparaging such clearly incredible bands as All Time Low and Taking Back Sunday trash and comparing them to the Libertines unfairly and with clear bias, there will be order again. From this waste land of troll-wreaked havoc will emerge a newer, better music forum. Discussion can recommence; the phyiscal beauty of Jack and Alex will no longer take a backseat to complaints of the vapidity and lack of earnesty in their music. I relent! Taking Back Sunday fans can once again dream of days they didn't care about until years after those days had passed, and can struggle once more to find an iota of rational thought upon which New Again can be referred to as "good." The hegemony of the trolls, the beasts whose single-line posts, irrelevancies, and idiocies once plagued this forum, has been overthrown! Posters of the forum, unite and rejoice!

And do not think I am going to let the irony pass me by. I feel thoroughly betrayed, dearest Evan, stabbed in the back by one of my own. We were like brothers, you the Carl to my Peter, man of few words but many posts (yet another beautiful irony). We clashed and we clashed, and I constantly fled and returned, a mess of emotions and opinions far too great to be contained by a simple drive-by posting of my disdain for a band. And yet now, you come to me, higher post count, a username resurrected like a phoenix from the ashes of the Reich, ever loyal to he who had come before me. I will concede that I am but a man, one who has but words, opinions, and sometimes youtube videos. Dear Evan, how it hurts me so to leave like this, knife in my back, blood on my brow, and tears in my eyes. That I have so created a beast that has allowed for us to so decadently traipse throughout this forum means nothing, as you have seen the error in our ways and have, for better or for worse, become the Judas to my Christ, raising me up and making of me an example for all to see.

Evan, why have you forsaken me?

My Libertines as worthless as my liberty, I leave. Beaten beyond a shade of recognition, I am naught but an artless abortion, a victim of that which I have established. So falls my empire, and so too can the music forum rejoice in its freedom. Freedom to discuss the beauteous creature that is Hayley Williams; freedom to contend that Your Favorite Weapon is a good album; freedom to exalt with ejaculate praise the excellence of All Time Low; and the freedom to post things without thought to their quality or intelligence.

So, go! Go, be free, post of Blink and All Time Low, of Yellowcard and We the Kings! No more shall I haunt this place, for I am slain!

With love, blood, and ardor,

David

Classic.

The Personist
10/17/09, 02:53 PM
I'd sig it but that's pretentious. someone else sig it. The people who said they did way back when were lying.

anthonydarko
10/17/09, 02:55 PM
I tried to sig it but it was too damn big.

The Personist
10/17/09, 02:56 PM
I tried to sig it but it was too damn big.
Excuses, excuses.

anthonydarko
10/17/09, 03:02 PM
Excuses, excuses.
There now it is sig'd, now all is well

The Personist
10/17/09, 03:15 PM
:-d

/egotism

The Personist
10/17/09, 03:16 PM
I'm sure it would fit in your sig with everything else, too. My sig is pretty expansive, jussayin'.

kearn1tm
10/17/09, 03:19 PM
This thread contains the best post of my career on AP.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GAY MAN AND A BLACK MAN?

ONE LIKES MEN, AND THE OTHER IS RYAN.

x

You're thinking of the wrong thread, David.

fascism is bad
10/17/09, 04:30 PM
one of the few times i agree with the python

briewer
10/17/09, 04:53 PM
Great, you're fucking back.

TachyonEvan
10/25/09, 12:21 PM
Haha, people still post in here?

The Personist
10/17/10, 10:53 AM
Bump because I'm feeling nostalgic...and like a dick.

xJesusFreakx
10/17/10, 11:04 AM
6vQpW9XRiyM&ob=av2e

maxvsmaradona
10/17/10, 11:05 AM
epic

pennie
10/17/10, 11:07 AM
I have nothing to declare but my genius...

Theseventhson
10/17/10, 11:09 AM
I just read this, I laughed, I cried, then I tl;dr'd.

The Personist
10/17/10, 11:10 AM
I have nothing to declare but my genius...

1ohYsK5Y8Dc&ob=av3e

The Personist
10/17/10, 11:12 AM
OK, it's really really really really funny how much of that is censored.

IntoTheSun
10/17/10, 11:25 AM
I recommend The Microphones.

I think this is the best post in this thread. That is all.

xJesusFreakx
10/17/10, 11:30 AM
I think this is the best post in this thread. That is all.

You would.

IntoTheSun
10/17/10, 11:34 AM
You would.

Subtle humor at it's finest, Tim!

xJesusFreakx
10/17/10, 11:37 AM
On a side note, in retrospect, I think all of these Evan and David shenanigans are why the Brand New thread is as hated as it is and why Craig (El Jeffe) was asked to keep an eye on it. This is why we can't have nice things! :-d

The Personist
10/17/10, 11:39 AM
Brand New thread is the same as it was before, with different posters chit-chattin' it up.

xJesusFreakx
10/17/10, 11:44 AM
...except not nearly as fun.

Thesleepingwell
10/17/10, 11:47 AM
I just read this, I laughed, I cried, then I tl;dr'd.

Seconded bro.

Bring on the intresting music debates...

xJesusFreakx
10/17/10, 11:51 AM
As awesome as that response to Evan was (Did you modify it and use it for an assignment or something?), I think the Max Bemis beard thread was, overall, a better thread. Granted, there could be some bias there.

DejaNew
10/17/10, 11:52 AM
Brand New thread is the same as it was before, with different posters chit-chattin' it up.
Hey brp.

The Personist
10/17/10, 11:52 AM
That thread was AMAZING

The Personist
10/17/10, 11:52 AM
Hey brp.

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ALIVE HOW ARE YOU

DejaNew
10/17/10, 11:54 AM
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ALIVE HOW ARE YOU
I should be more surprised that you're alive. Since you left, I've posted like 50 times. I've been doing great. Super busy with work. I've been working on a few big budget productions in the camera dept. as of late. What's new in your life?

The Personist
10/17/10, 11:55 AM
I should be more surprised that you're alive. Since you left, I've posted like 50 times. I've been doing great. Super busy with work. I've been working on a few big budget productions in the camera dept. as of late. What's new in your life?

applying to MFA programs, trying to survive, reading Dante, should be doing homework, am back on AP which is why I'm not doing homework...the usual.

DejaNew
10/17/10, 11:58 AM
applying to MFA programs, trying to survive, reading Dante, should be doing homework, am back on AP which is why I'm not doing homework...the usual.
Nice. So nothing's changed. It feels like a year went by and nothing really happened. I'll catch you up to speed: Andrea and Tim are super popular/always posting, the BN thread is full of new people(most suck), Rick and myself and alot of others hardly post anymore and Craig is the mod of this forum.

IntoTheSun
10/17/10, 11:59 AM
Hey brp.

Sup, Dom.

The Personist
10/17/10, 11:59 AM
Does Max Bemis have a beard yet?

DejaNew
10/17/10, 12:00 PM
Sup, Dom.
Not much, Andrewa, just chillin, figured I'd pop in and see how all my ole pals are doing.

SanePsychotic
10/17/10, 02:45 PM
I'd sig it but that's pretentious. someone else sig it. The people who said they did way back when were lying.

I had to delete a post in order to make it fit, but now it is sig'd. It's my second favorite post on AP.

The Personist
10/17/10, 02:46 PM
I had to delete a post in order to make it fit, but now it is sig'd. It's my second favorite post on AP.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE POST?

SanePsychotic
10/17/10, 02:48 PM
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE POST?

The first quote in my sig. On bad days it makes me smile.

The Personist
10/17/10, 02:49 PM
The first quote in my sig. On bad days it makes me smile.

I suppose I can content myself with second place...

SanePsychotic
10/17/10, 02:51 PM
I suppose I can content myself with second place...

You will have to do that later on in life away, so it's best to start now.

The Personist
10/17/10, 02:52 PM
You will have to do that later on in life away, so it's best to start now.

BUT... BUT...

I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WASSSS

SanePsychotic
10/17/10, 02:53 PM
BUT... BUT...

I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WASSSS

That whole show was a dream!

The Personist
10/17/10, 02:54 PM
That whole show was a dream!

NO IT WAS REAL

SanePsychotic
10/17/10, 02:55 PM
NO IT WAS REAL

Negative. I am right for once. Please give me this.

The Personist
10/17/10, 02:55 PM
Negative. I am right for once. Please give me this.

Uh, no. I already took second in your favorite posts. It's my turn to win.

anthonydarko
10/17/10, 03:15 PM
Glad to see the man is back.

SanePsychotic
10/17/10, 07:42 PM
Uh, no. I already took second in your favorite posts. It's my turn to win.

Don't give me that bullshit. I don't even rank anywhere near your favorite posts!

The Personist
10/17/10, 07:45 PM
Don't give me that bullshit. I don't even rank anywhere near your favorite posts!

THAT'S BECAUSE ALL MY FAVORITE POSTS WERE MINE

SanePsychotic
10/17/10, 07:48 PM
THAT'S BECAUSE ALL MY FAVORITE POSTS WERE MINE

A little full of yourself, aren't you? People will love you more if you lie and say other people's posts are your favorite. You don't have to be sincere, it's the internet! :-d

xJesusFreakx
10/17/10, 07:56 PM
A little full of yourself, aren't you? People will love you more if you lie and say other people's posts are your favorite. You don't have to be sincere, it's the internet! :-d

Aw, one of my posts made it in your sig. Rad.

SanePsychotic
10/17/10, 07:58 PM
Aw, one of my posts made it in your sig. Rad.

Yeppers. Honestly about half of the regulars would have a post in my sig if some of you guys weren't so damn long winded!

xJesusFreakx
10/17/10, 08:03 PM
Yeppers. Honestly about half of the regulars would have a post in my sig if some of you guys weren't so damn long winded!

Ha, I just don't sig anything 'cause, if I did, I'd add things too often and have a ridiculous sig.

SanePsychotic
10/17/10, 08:05 PM
Ha, I just don't sig anything 'cause, if I did, I'd add things too often and have a ridiculous sig.

I usually don't change it much anymore since you can't see it directly on the forum anymore, but it's fun to go back to threads I've had a good time in and look back on the memories. Wow, that sounded sappy. Whatevs!

xJesusFreakx
10/17/10, 08:07 PM
I usually don't change it much anymore since you can't see it directly on the forum anymore, but it's fun to go back to threads I've had a good time in and look back on the memories. Wow, that sounded sappy. Whatevs!

I'm a sucker for sappy. It's all good.

Matt Chylak
10/17/10, 08:59 PM
I'm a sucker for sappy. It's all good.

5BE1KRj5iiM

xJesusFreakx
10/17/10, 09:01 PM
5BE1KRj5iiM

I'm also conveniently a Nirvana fan. w00t.

The Personist
10/17/10, 09:12 PM
Guys guys guys...

This is my thread. Pay attention to me.

kearn1tm
10/17/10, 09:13 PM
Dear David,

I'm infinitely more entertaining. Everyone knows this. Please don't respond with some esoteric reference to some poem none of us have read.

Cheers,
Me

IntoTheSun
10/17/10, 09:14 PM
I'm infinitely more entertaining.

yuh

kearn1tm
10/17/10, 09:18 PM
David promised me a poem about sandwiches on Facebook a month ago. He's yet to deliver.

xJesusFreakx
10/17/10, 09:21 PM
Why has no one ever made "ATTN: xJesusFreakx"? Someone needs to call me out on my disgusting... uh... I dunno. Screw you.

IntoTheSun
10/17/10, 09:22 PM
I want to be facebook frewds with David...

The Personist
10/17/10, 09:22 PM
Dear David,

I'm infinitely more entertaining. Everyone knows this. Please don't respond with some esoteric reference to some poem none of us have read.

Cheers,
Me


"People who look for symbolic meanings fail to grasp the inherent poetry and mystery of the image. No doubt they sense this mystery, but they wish to get rid of it. They are afraid. By asking, "what does this mean?" they express a wish that everything is understandable. But if one does not reject the mystery, one has quite a different response. One asks other things."

kearn1tm
10/17/10, 09:29 PM
lajf

Yes, but I'm aware of that one.

The Personist
10/17/10, 09:32 PM
Yes, but I'm aware of that one.

Bitch, I'm paid. That's all I gotta say.

- Walt "Weezy" Whitman

kearn1tm
10/17/10, 09:35 PM
Bitch, I'm paid. That's all I gotta say.

- Walt "Weezy" Whitman

Wait, what surrealist painting did he create?

The Personist
10/17/10, 09:38 PM
Wait, what surrealist painting did he create?

http://www.icmcreative.co.uk/uploads/resize/400/500/451px-Salvador_Dali_NYWTS_20090805091533. jpg

tommy's ghost
10/18/10, 06:39 AM
http://www.icmcreative.co.uk/uploads/resize/400/500/451px-Salvador_Dali_NYWTS_20090805091533. jpg

My avatar!

The Personist
10/18/10, 06:42 AM
Make it your goddamn av now.

tommy's ghost
10/18/10, 06:50 AM
Make it your goddamn av now.

This has been my avatar for a year and a half. I can't... I can't do it.

snowboarderkid
10/18/10, 09:04 AM
Agreed completely
So good