Favorite Emo Kid Jokes

[reesepiece_xo]

how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3. One to replace it, & two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.


hahahahhehehhehhohohoho

[apoemtothedead]

Very Funny!!!

[randomgrrl2]

Not exactly a joke but if I say something stupid at look to my friend for a laugh he likes to tell me, "Don't look at me look at your heart on the floor" hahah...yeah...

[Broken Parachute]

This thread is funnyxcore. <3

[wrppdarndyrfngr]

emo alphabet : http://www.no-nothingrock.com/articles/emoabc/abc1.html

[Snails]

What an amazing thread.

[burntheaction]

grrrreat.

[xAleux]

"Don't look at me look at your heart on the floor"

ha, thats great.

[reesepiece_xo]

did you hear about that new emo pizza??? It cuts itself!

:rotfl:

[marveh]

Hahaaaa. Amazing.

[JoREALLYrox]

i wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself....(it works for hair too.)

[dashboard1190]

did you hear about that new emo pizza??? It cuts itself!

:rotfl:

You took mine.

[JoREALLYrox]

If a blonde and an emo kid jump off a building and hit the ground at the same time, who dies first?
The blonde, she drowns in the emo kid's tears.

[JoREALLYrox]

What's the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry.

[JoREALLYrox]

What do you call an emo kid outside the mall?
Anything he'll cry no matter what you do.

[reesepiece_xo]

hahahaha those last two were especially amazing hahaha

[JoREALLYrox]

yeah a friend is IM'ing me these. total greatness:

nickybrass98989:A punk and a hippie are walking down the street and the hippie says" so what is punk anyway?"
The punk kicks over a garbage can and says "THATS PUNK!!"
The hippie walks over and kicks another trash can over and says "now am i a punk" and the punk says "no now your a poser!"

[JoREALLYrox]

im a big fan of copy-and -pasting.

[JoREALLYrox]

haha:

Punk: knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
Punk: Fuck.
RP: Fuck who?
Punk: Fuck you!

[JoREALLYrox]

nickybrass98989:How many straight-edgers does it take to drink a case of beer?
JoREALLYrox: haha i dunno
nickybrass98989:One, if no one’s looking.

[JoREALLYrox]

How many straight-edgers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they don't screw.



haha thats it..... and i think he googled those.

[marveh]

You're lucky. I wish I had a friend who knows "emo jokes" but they don't even know what "emo" is. : ]

[JoREALLYrox]

yeah all my friends are emo...including me...lol. jk but yeah we make fun of each other and crap. sooo much love around here.

[JoREALLYrox]

the one who sent me those is in my pics...the one in the garbage with a broom. hahaha i love that man.

[Broken Parachute]

I AM SOOO EMO! LOOK AT ME I'M CRYING!! cryxcore like what?

[JoREALLYrox]

ummmmm yeah. sometimes. but we dont cry so ummm dramatically... we actually laugh about crying. i was crying like five mins ago. lol

[Broken Parachute]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AC1DA9A27ms&search=emo

[Broken Parachute]

ummmmm yeah. sometimes. but we dont cry so ummm dramatically... we actually laugh about crying. i was crying like five mins ago. lol

I know but it's just so stereotypical. Hanging out in front of the mall and shit..quite funny.

[JoREALLYrox]

we dont hang at the mall. we hang at my house and watch porn. haha

[marveh]

^ that guy who's shaving his leg = eww.
& I'm sure they found those pics from myspace. ahah.

[JoREALLYrox]

hahaha wow...that was...ummm wow. ha.

[JoREALLYrox]

are you REALLY in istanbul??

[marveh]

Yes. = ]
Why did you ask? Is it wrong to live in Istanbul?

[JoREALLYrox]

no no no i was just asking. its cool i've never talked to anyone from there... haha i got a new one:


what do you call a punk without a girlfriend??

HOMELESS

[Broken Parachute]

Yes. = ]
Why did you ask? Is it wrong to live in Istanbul?

I think it's just that most of the people here are from the US or the UK or something. Not alot of people from Istanbul. Hahaha

[JoREALLYrox]

I think it's just that most of the people here are from the US or the UK or something. Not alot of people from Istanbul. Hahaha


YEAH....that too. im not like predjudice its just....different in a cool way.

[Stereo Mike]

What's the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry.
hahahaha

[Save my day]

the one who sent me those is in my pics...the one in the garbage with a broom. hahaha i love that man.

You aren't alowed to diss "emo" if you have panic at the disco in your sig.

[Broken Parachute]

You aren't alowed to diss "emo" if you have panic at the disco in your sig.


GOOOTTTTTTT EMMMMM!!!!!!!

[Tony]

what do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start.

[wyverna]

yeah a friend is IM'ing me these. total greatness:

nickybrass98989:A punk and a hippie are walking down the street and the hippie says" so what is punk anyway?"
The punk kicks over a garbage can and says "THATS PUNK!!"
The hippie walks over and kicks another trash can over and says "now am i a punk" and the punk says "no now your a poser!"


that's a Billie Joe quote and your friend got it wrong

[Save my day]

what do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start.

Hey tony,

"2005: 1. Panic! At The Disco - A Fever You Can't Sweat Out.....2. The Academy Is - Almost Here....."

You too can feel free to shut the fuck up.

[lfdfforever]

Hey tony,

"2005: 1. Panic! At The Disco - A Fever You Can't Sweat Out.....2. The Academy Is - Almost Here....."

You too can feel free to shut the fuck up. Those bands aren't emo, you silly goose.

[whocares930]

this thread has gone to hell

[reesepiece_xo]

haha...no fighting! And even if tony thinks p!@td had the best album of 2005 doesn't mean he cant make an emo kid joke... so don't make me go throwin bitches pleasseee :)

[punk shawn]

emo alphabet : http://www.no-nothingrock.com/articles/emoabc/abc1.html
that is great.

[Veritas11]

One night I made up a couple in the vein of Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might be a Redneck.."

Some like "If you think Hawthorne Heights writes good lyrics you might be emo."
"If you have tighter pants then your girlfriend you might be emo."

I had more but I dont remember them

[gilatron5000]

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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net (http://www.explosm.net/)

[itsjustadrian]

Explosm is hilarious.

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/ass-rape-man.jpg

[xapoeticmemoryx]

One night I made up a couple in the vein of Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might be a Redneck.."

Some like "If you think Hawthorne Heights writes good lyrics you might be emo."
"If you have tighter pants then your girlfriend you might be emo."

I had more but I dont remember them

Sometimes I wish stereotypical emo jokes were funny. But its ok, because Veritas is the name of my old band.

[lightcollapse]

this is the worst thread.

ever.

[Tony]

Hey tony,

"2005: 1. Panic! At The Disco - A Fever You Can't Sweat Out.....2. The Academy Is - Almost Here....."

You too can feel free to shut the fuck up.
hahaha. i think someone needs to take an anger management course. or a nap. i dunno.

and while my favorites of 2005 have indeed changed, i'm not gonna apologize for loving those 2 albums, kid.

[Snails]

This is quite possibly the worst thread ever.

Even worse than all those "Hi everyone, my name's Abigail and I'm new here!!1!1!!" threads.

[oh_how_lovely]

This is quite possibly the worst thread ever.

Even worse than all those &quot;Hi everyone, my name's Abigail and I'm new here!!1!1!!&quot; threads.
lol quite true.i wish my clothes were emo.maybe they would hang themselves.haha no not funny but at least it's on subject.

[takingbackrufio]

My name on MSN. It's so emo.

Trent <insert eclectic/deep lyric here> says:

[Andy]

Wow

[ArTkY_]

Wow, delete this. There hasn't been one good joke.

[A picasso blue]

Wow, delete this. There hasn't been one good joke.
i was just about to say that.

[Anton Djamoos]

Wow, delete this. There hasn't been one good joke.
Come on, the pizza that cut itself was pretty good.

[JoREALLYrox]

I WASN'T DISSING!!........i was SHARING. sheesh.

[cora_ann]

Hmm, this one is like the first one in the thread, but:

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they like to cry/cut their wrists in the dark.

[onelastdisaster]

i think there were maybe two funny jokes in this thread.

[Grybo]

i read the title to this thread and it single handedly made my day

[A picasso blue]

isnt this thread exactly the type of stuff that shouldnt be in this forum?

[wyverna]

this is why we need a mod

[JoREALLYrox]

i agree.

[actionandaction]

the thread title was funnier than the jokes in the thread.

[JoREALLYrox]

the thread title was funnier than the jokes in the thread.


THAT was funnier than the jokes in the thread.

[armorforkevin]

i'm so emo, i cry when i masturbate?
not a joke but funny.

[JoREALLYrox]

i'm so emo, i cry when i masturbate?
not a joke but funny.

hahahahahahaha!!


...i can't breathe....

hahaha!

[elatiion]

lol

[lightcollapse]

hahahahahahaha!!


...i can't breathe....

hahaha!

get a better fucking sense of humor.

[JoREALLYrox]

get a better fucking sense of humor.

i don't want to...i've grown attatched to mine....

and i dont care what YOU say..that joke was funny.





(douche)

[Riot_Girl_12791]

A punk with a rainbow-colored mohawk sits down on a bench next to an old man. After awhile, he notices the old man is staring at him. "What's wrong, old timer?" asks the punk, "Never done anything wild in your life?" "Actually," says the geezer, "One time I screwed a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."

[JoREALLYrox]

A punk with a rainbow-colored mohawk sits down on a bench next to an old man. After awhile, he notices the old man is staring at him. "What's wrong, old timer?" asks the punk, "Never done anything wild in your life?" "Actually," says the geezer, "One time I screwed a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."



hahaha...? i dont know if that was funny or not....im in a bad mood so im leaning toward not.

[Save my day]

The first problem with this thread is that emo doesn't actually exist, the genre of music does, but being depressed and getting gay haircuts doesn't make you emo. Possibly because you can't be a fucking genre of music.


Second, half the people listen to all this crappy mtv alternative rock. Okay, no poking fun of a genre of music you don't actually know anything about. Go listen to armor for sleep, and panic sat the disco. Kthxbye.

[tragic.beauty]

A punk with a rainbow-colored mohawk sits down on a bench next to an old man. After awhile, he notices the old man is staring at him. "What's wrong, old timer?" asks the punk, "Never done anything wild in your life?" "Actually," says the geezer, "One time I screwed a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."

HA, I was kind of thinking that this one was the funniest in the thread!! I'm in the library, and I laughted too hard and got yelled at by the librarian.

Thanks for helping me waste time and not do schoolwork!

[Riot_Girl_12791]

HA, I was kind of thinking that this one was the funniest in the thread!! I'm in the library, and I laughted too hard and got yelled at by the librarian.

Thanks for helping me waste time and not do schoolwork!
No Problem...I thought it was funny too..but most people don't get it though...

[Riot_Girl_12791]

I know its now a emo joke but i thought it was funny...

A Catholic teenager goes to confession, and after confessing to an affair with a girl is told by the priest that he can't be forgiven unless he reveals who the girl is. "I promised not to tell!" he says. "Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher's daughter?" the preist asks. "No, and I said I wouldn't tell." "Was it Mary Elizabeth, the printer's daughter?" "No, and I still won't tell!" 'Was it Mary Francis, the baker's daughter?" "No," says the boy. 'Well, son," says the priest, "I have no choice but to excommunicate you for six months." Outside, the boy's friends ask what happened. "Well," he says, "I got six months, but three good leads

[JoREALLYrox]

I know its now a emo joke but i thought it was funny...

A Catholic teenager goes to confession, and after confessing to an affair with a girl is told by the priest that he can't be forgiven unless he reveals who the girl is. "I promised not to tell!" he says. "Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher's daughter?" the preist asks. "No, and I said I wouldn't tell." "Was it Mary Elizabeth, the printer's daughter?" "No, and I still won't tell!" 'Was it Mary Francis, the baker's daughter?" "No," says the boy. 'Well, son," says the priest, "I have no choice but to excommunicate you for six months." Outside, the boy's friends ask what happened. "Well," he says, "I got six months, but three good leads

lol...that was great.

[Riot_Girl_12791]

Better than the first?...

[nimrod180]

I got a joke for you Q:whats the good thing about an emo pizza
A:because it cuts itself

[wyverna]

I think we've had that one already

[JoREALLYrox]

Better than the first?...



yup.

[Riot_Girl_12791]

Sweet..Want anymore?..I've got tons...

[BangBangToto]

I know one...but it's not very good...
My science teacher told it to me?

So why does everyone love emo music so much?

Because gravity is keeping us down...


Yea lame...but what can you expect from a science teacher?

[BangBangToto]

Ok I have another one...this one I actually found funny.
Just remembered it.

How do you get an emo kid out of a tree?




Cut the rope.

[Riot_Girl_12791]

Ok I have another one...this one I actually found funny.
Just remembered it.

How do you get an emo kid out of a tree?




Cut the rope.
Ha! That was funny...ok I've got another one...don't know if its been used yet...


What's better than 50 emo kids nailed to a tree?



One emo kid nailed to fifty trees.

[abusedcat]

how many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
why bother, just leave them in the dark.

why are scene kids so bad at karate?
because they can never get past the white belt.

what would you rather be: emo or handycapped?
trick question: being emo is a handycap.

guys, we shouldn't be making fun of emo kids. i've got some emo's in my family tree...in fact, i think they're still hanging up their!

[A picasso blue]

who are you people? ive never seen you in any other threads

[x togepi x]

I think the best emo joke is the actual people that walk around dressing "emo" and acting like we pick on them because they're deep sensitive individuals. surely we wouldn't be mocking them because they're lame as hell...

[Anton Djamoos]

Hawthorne Heights

[BangBangToto]

how many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
why bother, just leave them in the dark.

why are scene kids so bad at karate?
because they can never get past the white belt.

what would you rather be: emo or handycapped?
trick question: being emo is a handycap.

guys, we shouldn't be making fun of emo kids. i've got some emo's in my family tree...in fact, i think they're still hanging up their!



hahaha
haha
hahaha
ha.
ok i'm done.
i think you're my hero.



&i just joined this so that's why you haven't seen me in any other threads...

[eleven-eleven]

>_<

[vandalsandquinn]

what do lepers have in common with emo kids? scabs hahaha

[A picasso blue]

who are you people? you never post in any other threads

[vandalsandquinn]

who are you people? you never post in any other threads


i dont post in the emo boards, except for this 1 time

[kyolvr]

aww thats sad .... *tears*

[*GemLovesPunk*]

who are you people? you never post in any other threads
Im gemma .. nice to meet you .. and you are?!

[Riot_Girl_12791]

Q:What do you do if there's a emo in your backyard with his hand blow off?
A:Stop laughing and reload!

Q: What do you call emo kids outside a mall?
A: Nothing...They'll cry no matter what you do

[A picasso blue]

Im gemma .. nice to meet you .. and you are?!
My name is Ryan


I'm young, ambitious, and hungry for tacos

[JoREALLYrox]

oh God i love taco's...and Gerard Way...i dunno why i said that..oh yeah i do..

i just saw him on the wall in some chicks profile pic...

(Hi random Chick!)

[wyverna]

the majority of people in this thread scare me

[Riot_Girl_12791]

Yeah, we tend to scare many people... lol.. but then again thats how we make people laugh...because they know its the truth! YES! GERARD WAY IS SO HOT!

[wyverna]

I know that I'm going to hate myself for saying this, but... FRANK IERO IS SO MUCH HOTTER

/fangirl moment

[Riot_Girl_12791]

Yeah but their hot...lol everyones aloud to have a fan girl moment every once and a while...lol

[*GemLovesPunk*]

My name is Ryan


I'm young, ambitious, and hungry for tacos

Out of that im only young :D
But im hungry for tacos and .. well i got nothing else!!

[SonnyBertGerard]

...this thread really does some "yo emo momma" jokes.

[*GemLovesPunk*]

i think were running out of jokes on here .. anyone got any new good ones?!

[abusedcat]

i think were running out of jokes on here .. anyone got any new good ones?!an emo kid, a jew, a mexican, and a black guy jump off a building, who wins?
society.

i just made fun of 4 different types of people in one joke.

[dpmurph]

an emo kid, a jew, a mexican, and a black guy jump off a building, who wins?
society.

i just made fun of 4 different types of people in one joke.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats so good.

[Riot_Girl_12791]

ok well...
Q: How do you know your in a punk bar?
A:You start with beer and switch to vodka and the bartender calls you a sell out
A punk, a mod, and a skin walk into a bar. The bartender hands them each a beer with a fly in it. The mod turns the beer away. the punk drinks the beer despite the fly, and the skinhead grabs the fly by the wings and yells "Spit it out! Spit it out, you bastard!"

[SonnyBertGerard]

an emo kid, a jew, a mexican, and a black guy jump off a building, who wins?
society.

i just made fun of 4 different types of people in one joke.

Now that's talent.

[moses-Can_I_Say]

an emo kid, a jew, a mexican, and a black guy jump off a building, who wins?
society.

i just made fun of 4 different types of people in one joke.
fukin racist

[JoREALLYrox]

ok well...
Q: How do you know your in a punk bar?
A:You start with beer and switch to vodka and the bartender calls you a sell out

A punk, a mod, and a skin walk into a bar. The bartender hands them each a beer with a fly in it. The mod turns the beer away. the punk drinks the beer despite the fly, and the skinhead grabs the fly by the wings and yells "Spit it out! Spit it out, you bastard!"


ummm yeah...you totally just googled that...

does anyone have any ORIGINAL jokes?

[IAmHolocaust]

fukin racist
Oh shut the fuck up, you humourless wank.

[TheByrus]

heres a real emo joke...





rites of spring is good.




make me a mod already.

[riseagainst89]

i think i should be a mod to... but thats just me.

[Criesofthepast7]

an emo kid, a jew, a mexican, and a black guy jump off a building, who wins?
society.

i just made fun of 4 different types of people in one joke.

hey i am jewish, emo, black and mexican.

[Criesofthepast7]

Yo Momma Is So Emo And Fat, She Cuts Her Self With A Taco.

[JoREALLYrox]

Yo Momma is so ugly she's..........

ummm...

emo?

[deadly_sin6t9]

the biggest emo joke
www.myspace.com

[mistresslaurenn]

myspace=emotopia
haha
my ex told me that
vampire freaks has alot of emos to

[Mr_V1tr1oL]

this thread is so good...

[x togepi x]

if by so good you mean shit, then yes.

if this thread had original emo kid jokes it'd be good. but these are all


HEY GUYZ DID U KNOW EMO KIDS CUT THEMSELVES???????

LOL

but then again, i bet a lot of you people think dane cook is funny so you probably pissed yourselves laughing at my post.

[scotto263]

What do you get when you cross one of the greatest producers and ambient/ experimental artists ever who made such masterpieces as My life in the bush of Ghosts and Ambient 1 music for airports with an emo person?

Brain Emo

[boysdontcry17]

Yo Momma is so ugly she's..........

ummm...

emo?

you suck! never have i seen such lack of skill.

[JoREALLYrox]

you suck! never have i seen such lack of skill.


HEY! I never said i was GOOD at this.

[fcknazisympathy]

I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut it self.

[HplessRomntic]

never did understand these jokes? there all cliches and its stupid.
question? what do people get outa makeing fun of somebody
elses life style?

[JoREALLYrox]

never did understand these jokes? there all cliches and its stupid.
question? what do people get outa makeing fun of somebody
elses life style?



:unsure:

uhhhh....

laughs?

[GBbaby123]

there aren't enough jokes on here. let's get back on topic.



-why do emo girls wear skirts?
-because all the emo guys stole their pants



Did you hear about the new Sesame Street toy? Tickle Me Emo... Tickle him and he runs away to a dark corner and cries and writes poetry. Help him cut his wrists and he laughs "oh boy, that tickles!" in a high-pitched voice.



-What's the difference between a lawyer and an emo kid dead in the middle of the road?
-The lawyer is just a hit and run; the emo kid's been reversed over just to make sure.


I am a non-conformist, just like all my friends. - emo 3:16



-What did god say when he made his first emo
-damn i must have dropped my razor in the mixing pot



and this one isn't an emo joke, but it's funny.

A rabbi and a punk pass each other in the street
'oy'
'oi'

[Blake Solomon]

and that is your first contribution to these forums? must feel real good about yourself.

[x togepi x]

i got one

what's the deal with hot topic's clothes costing more than American Eagle's? I totally wanted to buy a ted leo shirt there today (i was clothes shopping with the parents so my options of where to shop were limited), but it was like 20 bucks...where my little brother's shirts were 10 from AE.

all those scene kids that rag on preppies becuase they pretty kids are rich can't get the irony, and that makes me laugh.

[shadowofmyself]

i got one

what's the deal with hot topic's clothes costing more than American Eagle's? I totally wanted to buy a ted leo shirt there today (i was clothes shopping with the parents so my options of where to shop were limited), but it was like 20 bucks...where my little brother's shirts were 10 from AE.

all those scene kids that rag on preppies becuase they pretty kids are rich can't get the irony, and that makes me laugh.

seriously! i bought a shirt at aeropastale for 10$ and i know a lot of hot topic shirts cost like 18$.

[xo lips collide]

i wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself....(it works for hair too.)

haha someone posted that on the big screen at the black clouds && underdogs tour =]

[Blake Solomon]

haha someone posted that on the big screen at the black clouds && underdogs tour =]


I wish this tread would go away. and you have to be a fake account with that avatar.

[hollyxxx]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/HollyC303/Other/emppops0yj1qu.jpg

not original.

[HplessRomntic]

none of these jokes are original

[Blake Solomon]

yeah, i would love for this thread to be deleted.

[X.tragedy.X<3]

um... i never heard so many emo jokes befor this i only ever heard ike 1 and thats that i wish my grass was emo one so um yeah lol there pretty funni thoe

[adreana]

well i dont know what to say but...heres a quote..."one pill will get me through the day,but i take two anyway,when i take three pills a song begins to play..."~boys night out...
peace

[a speedo model]

fuck

[adreana]

thats really funny jo...well talk to you later...

[cory-182]

Why are vinyl collecting punk/emo kids bad in bed?
Because they are always complaining abou the 7 inches they don't have.

[craziicoolchick]

dude you ppl are hella dumb but you make me laugh like crazii :D

[HplessRomntic]

why do hardcore kids wear camo?

because they dont wana be scene.

[vengeance666]

aaw you guys are so mean! but still... how do you cut an emo sandwich? you don't it cuts itself! :rolleyes:

ellie

[vengeance666]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/HollyC303/Other/emppops0yj1qu.jpg

not original.

So?? still fenny! i love all emo's but we can still joke right? all people who say this is a stupid thread are idiots!
ellie

[Joe DeAndrea]

Man, this thread has/had potential.

[love_american_style]

how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3. One to replace it, & two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.


hahahahhehehhehhohohoho

funny....but my friend told me a different way.

how many emo kid's does it take to change a light bulb?

none. they're to busy sitting in the corner sulking.

how many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

none. because they can't change shit.

[Vicky82]

me and my girl friends are dressing as emo kids for halloween....enough said

[ashleigh-k]

actually, i lied, i stole it from somewhere, that i dont remember.

If an emo falls over, but noone sees them, do they still cut themselves?

aaand thats all i have.

BYE

[FatJordan]

1) This thread would be alot better if it wasn't people bitching about how bad the jokes are...MULTIPLE TIMES.

2) This thread would be alot better if the same pizza/hair joke wasn't used ~8 times.

3) Am I the only one who finds it hilarious when emo kids are referred to as "emos"?

[x togepi x]

I wouldn't complain about the jokes if they were witty and original.

these are just LOL EMO KIDS CUT THEMSELVES.

[BreakerBreaker]

What's the difference between a pizza and an emo kid?

Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.
































GET IT?

[boysdontcry17]

What's the difference between a pizza and an emo kid?

Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

GET IT?

i want to shoot you in the face with an L85 assault rifle

[HplessRomntic]

bleh the only original joke was the one i said other then that.
kill this thread :/

[Jessecunt]

I wouldn't complain about the jokes if they were witty and original.

these are just LOL EMO KIDS CUT THEMSELVES.
exactly.

i want to hear funny and humorous ones.

i've heard the i wish my grass was emo so it'd cut itself.... x153453 and it's getting really annoying.

[gaiboi1020]

rofl this thread is teh_funn3z

[dontnotanwser]

you know not all emo kids cut them selves and some kids could be the biggest preps in the world and cut their selves just because they arent as open about it dont mean it doesnt happen and if you two seconds to talk to "emos" you could figure a little about why they are cryin and its probablly because the insensitive jerks in this stupid thing judge them by the music they listen to and the way they dress... i bet if you took the time to get to know the emo kids you would find out theyre not as bad as people make them out to be...

P.S im not all that emo

[ArTkY_]

Its because of stuff like this that AP's gone to shit.

[a speedo model]

Its because of stuff like this that AP's gone to shit.
:appl:

[JoREALLYrox]

:appl:


i will:rape:you.

[tragic.beauty]

If crying makes you emo then i've been emo since age 5.

[a speedo model]

i will:rape:you.
not if i don't get to you first..

i might let you

[seig2402]

check out this site i found wihile mesin about

www.emobashing.funtigo.com (http://www.emobashing.funtigo.com)

Anybody who has never failed never tried anything new

[chrisPAIN]

what do you call the line to get into a dashboard show?
the trail of tears

[Pete_P33N]

wow these r all lame.

[Pete_P33N]

how many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?






none. they prefer the dark

[kiss my eyes]

lol, thats so funny

[lindseyd06]

What happens when you put 5 emo kids in a room together?


One goes goth b/c there aren't enough corners to cry in.

[swtcatastrofie]

hahaha this is really funny

A punk with a rainbow-colored mohawk sits down on a bench next to an old man. After awhile, he notices the old man is staring at him. "What's wrong, old timer?" asks the punk, "Never done anything wild in your life?" "Actually," says the geezer, "One time I screwed a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."

[echo630]

Ha. Me gustan. sorry, I don't have much emo kid jokes, myself, since I've never been much for insulting the (actual) genre of music. But, yeah, scene kid jokes FTW.

[updownleftright]

hahaha this is really funny

hahhahahaha
thank you for that.

[alteridem1]

[quote=reesepiece_xo;3084213]did you hear about that new emo pizza??? It cuts itself!

:rotfl:[/quote

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ive never heard this one before

[im_that_guy99]

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fuckem let them cry in the dark.....

[not so innocent]

they run out of fings 2 cry bout so cry bout not cryin!!!!!!!!!!! mwah ha ha!!!!!

[Simon Fit Tits]

mAN, i wIsh MY ARmS WEr eMOs cUZ thEN thEYD cuT tHEmsELFS!!!!!11!!1one! LOLZ

Seriously, this...

I got a joke for you Q:whats the good thing about an emo pizza
A:because it cuts itself

...was the best one and that's only because of it's syntactical incompetence.

[Woc93]

my favorite so far was the one about the family tree, so hilarious. I'm new, so hey everybody, me and my friends make fun of emo's all the time, and one time a drew a dotted line across my wrist that said "cut here", just as a joke.

Why don't emo kids stand in line?

because people get mad at you when you cut.

[Wobbie]

Lock please. This belongs in the general discussion forums.