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xglassjawx
04/13/06, 08:26 AM
Don't Forget The Curfew

There's dirt in the air, and filth in the show,
Over here's a plethora of innuendo,
Let's go leave our wives, in bed with a book and some cocoa at seven,
It's for the fifth night in a row, so oh well, she probably won't mind.

Don't forget your black tie and your cigar,
We've no time for social propriety,
At the gentleman's club, it really is a beautiful array,
We've no time for tea saucers and engrossing political debates.

Sophistication just got a blow to the groin,
I'm not even bothered with Double Entendres anymore,
The limosuine will get more than it bargained for,
With red and black lingerie tossed across the floor.

There'll be no raised eyebrows here,
As the fat pervert parade gets its kicks,
The room is filled with smoke,
Not the nicest thing, not for a jolly old folk.

Have your men in bed by seven,
Just don't forget the curfew.

iHATEapril
04/13/06, 08:30 AM
Don't Forget The Curfew

There's dirt in the air, and filth in the show,
Over here's a plethora of innuendo,
Let's go leave our wives, in bed with a book and some cocoa at seven,
It's for the fifth night in a row, so oh well, she probably won't mind.

Don't forget your black tie and your cigar,
We've no time for social propriety,
At the gentleman's club, it really is a beautiful array,
We've no time for tea saucers and engrossing political debates.

Sophistication just got a blow to the groin,
I'm not even bothered with Double Entendres anymore,
The limosuine will get more than it bargained for,
With red and black lingerie tossed across the floor.

There'll be no raised eyebrows here,
As the fat pervert parade gets its kicks,
The room is filled with smoke,
Not the nicest thing, not for a jolly old folk.

Have your men in bed by seven,
Just don't forget the curfew.

You know exactly what the fuck you're doin man. Great job. It really did sound VERY etid. If you get your own style together you'll be a demolition crew man.

xglassjawx
04/13/06, 08:32 AM
You know exactly what the fuck you're doin man. Great job. It really did sound VERY etid. If you get your own style together you'll be a demolition crew man.

Hahaha cheers. Thanks a lot! That's awesome. I was listening to Hot Damn last night with the lyrics in front of me like *jaw drops*

OveriseFan
04/13/06, 09:11 AM
Your problem is you forced yourself into a box.

It had some quality stuff, but overall you made yourself conform to a certain style, and you basically ended up ripping off a band, and ending up with some lackluster lyrics.

You could do some really good stuff, but develop your own style.

iHATEapril
04/13/06, 09:19 AM
Hahaha cheers. Thanks a lot! That's awesome. I was listening to Hot Damn last night with the lyrics in front of me like *jaw drops*

Hey man, I'd appreciate if you could look at my shitty song I just posted. It's something I wrote like in the last 20 minutes, and I kind of would like some feedback.

xglassjawx
04/13/06, 09:28 AM
Hey man, I'd appreciate if you could look at my shitty song I just posted. It's something I wrote like in the last 20 minutes, and I kind of would like some feedback.

Ok, I'll just go check it in a minute.

Your problem is you forced yourself into a box.

It had some quality stuff, but overall you made yourself conform to a certain style, and you basically ended up ripping off a band, and ending up with some lackluster lyrics.

You could do some really good stuff, but develop your own style.

Yeah it was ripping off ETID. It was just a bit of fun, thanks for the comments.

a speedo model
04/13/06, 03:04 PM
i like it. keep it up.

ArTkY_
04/14/06, 08:31 AM
haha, I love this.

I wrote that "Gullible" song after listening to HD! non-stop.

xglassjawx
04/14/06, 09:39 AM
haha, I love this.

I wrote that "Gullible" song after listening to HD! non-stop.

Thanks a lot mate.

It's so insprirational lyrically. I want to have sex with Keith Buckly.

iHATEapril
04/14/06, 09:41 AM
Thanks a lot mate.

It's so insprirational lyrically. I want to have sex with Keith Buckly.

Threesome? Be a sweetie pie and check out my other song.

ArTkY_
04/14/06, 09:46 AM
Thanks a lot mate.

It's so insprirational lyrically. I want to have sex with Keith Buckly.
Don't we all? As my ally, Ally, I say we rape him.

xglassjawx
04/14/06, 09:52 AM
Don't we all? As my ally, Ally, I say we rape him.

AbsoluteIWantToRapeKiethBuckley

Who's in?

iHATEapril
04/14/06, 09:52 AM
AbsoluteIWantToRapeKiethBuckley

Who's in?

IT'S ON

xglassjawx
04/14/06, 09:53 AM
Threesome? Be a sweetie pie and check out my other song.

Ok..you're in. Myself, you and Tariq so far. ;)

This group is ridiculously hot.

iHATEapril
04/14/06, 09:55 AM
Ok..you're in. Myself, you and Tariq so far. ;)

This group is ridiculously hot.

I sweat just thinking about it.

xglassjawx
04/14/06, 10:05 AM
Wow...I'm kinda disturbed by that. :\

iHATEapril
04/14/06, 10:07 AM
Wow...I'm kinda disturbed by that. :\

ooh wah ah ah

ArTkY_
04/14/06, 05:55 PM
Yes!

xglassjawx
04/15/06, 06:57 AM
Yes!

Haha.

What?

ArTkY_
04/16/06, 01:24 AM
We need a banner.

xglassjawx
04/16/06, 03:45 AM
We need a banner.

Hahaha OK, go make it.. :)

Absolute We Want To Sleep With Keith Buckley

ArTkY_
04/17/06, 07:12 AM
Hahaha OK, go make it.. :)

Absolute We Want To Sleep With Keith Buckley
Or AbsoluteRapeKeithBuckley