Herrrrro!

[kemichels]

HI guys,

so tonight. This is a really cool story so you can listne or at least read about it. I went to dis bar called da nitty girtty for power hour. They played lots of horrible songs (aka CLASSIC ROCK) but then they were like, ohai, we gonna play Veronicas ( TAKE ME ON DA FLOOOOOR DA D AD A D AD ADADA DA DA) and Silversun Pickups so I'm like you know, OH HAIIIIIIIIIIIII. So I got my groove on.

And then my ex gf showed up and I was like omg you are a peruvian bitch ho from peru you don't even know english don't talk to me. And then I even went as far as to say she was a fatty, but then I sounded like the AP.Net User NeeededYouMost (see naked?orclothed thread plz) , so then I felt bad about my life and I texted my gf (see user songydarko (shes a cutie...look at mah quote within a quote), and I took it back because shes not really fat but she's slight overweight and she's peruvian and I really don't like her much because her boyfriend punched mah bff and she was ajealous ho. u know?'

So after power hour, which is dollar RAILS. we went to the plaza, which is this uber hipster bar. Sometimes we think Thursday nights are gay nights, but we aren't sure. But to clarify, every girl there is wearing an american apparel scarf and it's liek OH HAI, NICE SCARF U HAVE THERE. U LOOK LIKE 300% of the girls here tonight. And then they are like ....OMG I LOVE DASHBOARD. And you know, Im like. fuck dashboard and that song where it's all liek 'HOPE DANGLES ON A STRING' is absoltuely emo trash and if u wanna do emo, you should listen to THursday and or Moneen cuz that's some good shit. Dashboard is lame. Yeah I said it. Flame me.

So then we went to this bar called the PUB (sometimes called DA PUBEEEEEE like the pubix hair thread). And the pub has been closed for liek...4 weeks now for remodeling. Last time i went there, I playeed 2 homeless dudes in pool and although we never agreed to it in the first place, if we lost we owed them 2 beers (...we lost..obv), so they said that if we ever showed up again we would'nt be going home. Needless to say I spent 8 dollars on two homeles sdudes cuz i didn't want to die that night. But moral of the story, the pub is the place you go to find quote unquote " REAL BITCHES AINT GOT TEETH" (this was actual testament from another homeless dude outside of the pub one night when i was like ' oh hai guys lets go hit on girls in the pub'). We didn't go in. obv.

so we hear the pub is remodeled. we go there and there are fucking LAZERS (see Lupe Fiascos new cd) and dancing EVERYWHERE. So NATURALLY I try to g odance on the stage with like 3trillion women (none of whic h are as cute as my girlfriend cuz she's cute you know and i like her) but i just wanted tto dance, is that a crime? but then the DJ was like "NO. get off da stage" and I wasl ike oh haiii, i can drop mah assbetter dan half the girls on this stage. yes I can drop my ass good for a straight guy, or at least so I've been told.

so at any rate, I hopped off the stage because u kno, I didnt wanna be FRONTIN, so then I just danced in the lazers some moer and then i wenet to qdoba and stole 3 things of tobasco sausce and it was wonderful. Then I walked home singing DMX "party up" with my rooomate and a whole group of hoodrats joined in and they were like omg u know DMX! and I was like fuck yes I do. WOOF WOOF. And that waspretty much all there was to it.

I don't know if i sould've made a thread for this, but if anyone else has stories such as these please share.

this might be tl dr but at this poiint in time,. after like 4 long islanes and 6 whiskey cokes and 3 spotted cows and 1 capital amber I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore. I hope tRisan needler doesn't close this thread and I hope Missheartcore still heartxcores me.

I love you robat/acrffue/cantspellyonamesssssss, and you mah boy blue. I mgiht go watch oldschool tomm nigh wth mah gf, but to tell u the truth (shhhhhhhhhhhhh dont telll her ) Ill be thinkin of you and mah poptars the entire time.

[phil19]

:lol:

[kemichels]

I love Austrailia.


and 'roooooooos.

http://blog.bioethics.net/541447~Australian-Kangaroo-Posters.jpg

look at how cute they are ommmifuckinggod

edit even beter;

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/168/383441155_506c763a74.jpg

[kemichels]

do want.

edit: also do want: http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2008/04/11/1207968397_5023/539w.jpg

[phil19]

roos are also quite tasty
wombats and platypus' also deserve some love

[kemichels]

roos are also quite tasty
wombats and platypus' also deserve some love

http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/psyduck.gif

BGeI_ZyFgdw

[phil19]

theres a platypus pokemon?!

[kemichels]

theres a platypus pokemon?!

omg you're the worst austrailain ever. of course there is! pssssssssssssssssssyyyy

[Reaver]

i enjoyed reading this. great post!

[phil19]

omg you're the worst austrailain ever. of course there is! pssssssssssssssssssyyyy

i dont know pokemon :shrug:

[kemichels]

i dont know pokemon :shrug:

it's okai. If i'm 23 and know pokemon, you can learn too.

start here:kyGtpjEClIM

he's da best.

[phil19]

it's okai. If i'm 23 and know pokemon, you can learn too.

start here:kyGtpjEClIM

he's da best.

charmander and wortortoise are cool.

[kemichels]

charmanderand wortortoise are cool.

you are a good man. Now bring me a koala to pet. And make sure it's a nice one, if there is such a thing.

[phil19]

you are a good man. Now bring me a koala to pet. And make sure it's a nice one, if there is such a thing.

dude man, koalas are vicious with huge claws and they all have chlamydia

[kemichels]

dude man, koalas are vicious with huge and they all have chlamydia

omg don't ruin mah hopes please.

do austrailians have these? DCYzJSUav2M&feature=relatedplease say yes


actually I'm pretty sure austrailains don't but asking just gave me a legit reason to post this video of this seal, which I think more people should be aware of and it would make their lives slightly better by watching it because it's the cutest thing on the face of this fucking earth

[kemichels]

I would seriously steal this thing and put it in my bathtub like Andre ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109120/http://biomesblog.typepad.com/the_biomes_blog/files/Andre.jpg) but I'd take better care of it and I'd never let it go like they did in the movie (stupid people why would they ever let a seal go, they are too cute and awesoem to not have as pets). Seriosuly.)

[phil19]

omg don't ruin mah hopes please.

do austrailians have these? DCYzJSUav2M&feature=relatedplease say yes


actually I'm pretty sure austrailains don't but asking just gave me a legit reason to post this video of this seal, which I think more people should be aware of and it would make their lives slightly better by watching it because it's the cutest thing on the face of this fucking earth

we have seals in parts if aussie.
baby seals are th best, but peeps beat their heads in for pelts. that shit needs to stop

[kemichels]

we have seals in parts if aussie.
baby seals are th best, but peeps beat their heads in for pelts. that shit needs to stop

CLUB SANDWHICES NOT SEALS.

http://www3.images.coolspotters.com/photos/85361/Da2d2Ea0FFdAe659__profile.png

I am a proud owner of this shirt.

[kemichels]

love how I can't evne spell sandwiches right now even though it's on the damn shirt in front of my screen

[anthonydarko]

This thread is full of win.

[phil19]

CLUB SANDWHICES NOT SEALS.

http://www3.images.coolspotters.com/photos/85361/Da2d2Ea0FFdAe659__profile.png

I am a proud owner of this shirt.

i need to get this shirt

[SanePsychotic]

I want a baby seal. Those things are so cute, but they also make me a little sad.

[PezMullet]

I want a baby seal too but I don't want it to ever grow up

[ReignofFiction]

so tonight. This is a really cool story so you can listne or at least read about it. I went to dis bar called da nitty girtty for power hour. They played lots of horrible songs (aka CLASSIC ROCK)

Stopped reading there.

[Sarcasm]

CLUB SANDWHICES NOT SEALS.

http://www3.images.coolspotters.com/photos/85361/Da2d2Ea0FFdAe659__profile.png

I am a proud owner of this shirt.

NICE. Baby seals are awesome.

[bigblue2015]

hahahahahahahahaha yessssss I was wondering when your next epic drunk post would be

Oh and thanks for the shout out lol

[songydarko]

What do I even say?

[kemichels]

What do I even say?

that you're proud to be my girlfriend :) :kiss:

[songydarko]

that you're proud to be my girlfriend :) :rose:
Okai, we'll go with that one. Even tho you danced with otha chicks. As long as I was cuter den dem it's okai.

[kemichels]

Okai, we'll go with that one. Even tho you danced with otha chicks. As long as I was cuter den dem it's okai.

lol I didn't dance with other chicks. They were on the bar and i jumped up there and danced myself. I have way too good of dance moves for most people anyways. I mean I've dislocated my knee and broke my hand dancing before. Most people aren't that extreme.

[songydarko]

lol I didn't dance with other chicks. They were on the bar and i jumped up there and danced myself. I have way too good of dance moves for most people anyways
That's very true. You dancing machine.

[songydarko]

I love Austrailia.


and 'roooooooos.

http://blog.bioethics.net/541447~Australian-Kangaroo-Posters.jpg

look at how cute they are ommmifuckinggod

edit even beter;

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/168/383441155_506c763a74.jpg
Let's go to australia and get one.

[Chancetobe]

Entertaining thread. Entertaining bar names.

[Miss Heartcore]

Definitely wish I had internet last night so I could have experienced this in real time.

[reesa]

HI guys,

so tonight. This is a really cool story so you can listne or at least read about it. I went to dis bar called da nitty girtty for power hour. They played lots of horrible songs (aka CLASSIC ROCK) but then they were like, ohai, we gonna play Veronicas ( TAKE ME ON DA FLOOOOOR DA D AD A D AD ADADA DA DA) and Silversun Pickups so I'm like you know, OH HAIIIIIIIIIIIII. So I got my groove on.

And then my ex gf showed up and I was like omg you are a peruvian bitch ho from peru you don't even know english don't talk to me. And then I even went as far as to say she was a fatty, but then I sounded like the AP.Net User NeeededYouMost (see naked?orclothed thread plz) , so then I felt bad about my life and I texted my gf (see user songydarko (shes a cutie...look at mah quote within a quote), and I took it back because shes not really fat but she's slight overweight and she's peruvian and I really don't like her much because her boyfriend punched mah bff and she was ajealous ho. u know?'

haha that made me choke on the water i was drinking. thanks for sharing th story. twas quite amusing. this would be great to boost up the 'drunk on ap.net' thread. you're drunk right? or was? lol

[bladerdude360]

Awesome, just awesome.

[kemichels]

Definitely wish I had internet last night so I could have experienced this in real time.

for shame you didn't. I think I randomly quoted you in some thread to draw your attention here, didn't I? I searched for you on twitter forever but for some reason I couldn't drunkenly remember your name was Alex, lol.

haha that made me choke on the water i was drinking. thanks for sharing th story. twas quite amusing. this would be great to boost up the 'drunk on ap.net' thread. you're drunk right? or was? lol

lol yah, I definitely was drunk. I usually post drunk in the PL forum. Most of them have been in threads I've created, but I think I've just randomly appeared in some and just have started sputtering nonsense. I should probably go to the drunk on ap.net thread at some point.

I totally forgot I saw my ex girlfriend last night until I re-read this too, lol.

[reesa]

lol yah, I definitely was drunk. I usually post drunk in the PL forum. Most of them have been in threads I've created, but I think I've just randomly appeared in some and just have started sputtering nonsense. I should probably go to the drunk on ap.net thread at some point.

I totally forgot I saw my ex girlfriend last night until I re-read this too, lol.
haha thats so funny :P well seemed like a good night i guess (: and atleast you can get most of your words and even paragraphs right. i'm so hopeless at drunk posting X)

[piglet]

CLUB SANDWHICES NOT SEALS.

http://i29.tinypic.com/10glikw.jpg

I am a proud owner of this shirt.

wat

[kemichels]

wat

oh my god. I posted this last night thinking it was like my "CLUB SANDWICHES NOT SEALS" shirt.

Now I just feel bad. Failllll

[songydarko]

oh my god. I posted this last night thinking it was like my "CLUB SANDWICHES NOT SEALS" shirt.

Now I just feel bad. Failllll
Way to go asshole!! So basically club me not sandwiches. Mean.

[kemichels]

Way to go asshole!! So basically club me not sandwiches. Mean.

I think part of the reason why I'm so attracted to you is because you do resemble a baby harbor seal. Not being creepy or anything, just telling the truf.

[songydarko]

I think part of the reason why I'm so attracted to you is because you do resemble a baby harbor seal. Not being creepy or anything, just telling the truf.
gee thnx.

[songydarko]

gee thnx.
oh and sry can't say the same for you. Not attracted to you because of any animal traits, sry.

[Hockeytown]

I haven't read any of this thread, but just because you said Herro, I had to comment. Herrro!

[Charles777]

I love you

[Codi23]

Wow, this was an interesting read :-d .

I wouldn't even attempt to start a thread when I'm drunk haha...

[kemichels]

I love you

:wave:

Wow, this was an interesting read :-d .

I wouldn't even attempt to start a thread when I'm drunk haha...

I think I usually post in random threads but I couldn't find the naked thread at the time, lol.

[alexincogneato]

charmander and wortortoise are cool.
I have to break from my usual lurker status to smite everyone in this thread for letting this go. Especially those claiming to be Pokemon fans. Shame on you all.

[ilikesound93]

What the fuck is this thread?

[Codi23]

I think I usually post in random threads but I couldn't find the naked thread at the time, lol.

That might have been too much for some people to handle haha drunk + naked = bad things X-) .

[kemichels]

Wow, I can't believe I actually hit 4k posts on this site last night with my drunk posting. What a way to hit 4k, lol

[Richard Maxim]

Dragonite is da bestest pokemans.

[argg_xo]

Holy shit, I love when you have sing -a-longs while drunk, your drunken escapades always bring joy to my heart.

[phil19]

I have to break from my usual lurker status to smite everyone in this thread for letting this go. Especially those claiming to be Pokemon fans. Shame on you all.

i dont claim to be a pokemon fan. i dont know diddly squat about pokemon. charmander and wartortoise are pretty much the only pokemon i know

[piglet]

shut up phil you have a pokemon related sleeve.

[Skillen]

What the fuck is this thread?

Clearly, it is the thread of the year.

[kemichels]

I have to break from my usual lurker status to smite everyone in this thread for letting this go. Especially those claiming to be Pokemon fans. Shame on you all.

The charmander part was correct.

[maxvsmaradona]

This thread is so amazing.

[Kozzy333]

Epic thread.

[DejaNew]

I've read this three times now.

[ted is lying]

Seems like one of my story's. Maybe i should post them.

[rollerman4221]

epic

[ted is lying]

or is it?

[alexincogneato]

http://guidesarchive.ign.com/guides/12045/images/wartortle.gif
WARTORTLE. ITS WARTORTLE YOU FUCKS.

[kemichels]

http://guidesarchive.ign.com/guides/12045/images/wartortle.gif
WARTORTLE. ITS WARTORTLE YOU FUCKS.

this!