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OKComputer1016
08/29/09, 09:20 AM
Britney’s Spear – Britney’s Spear
Record Label: Woodland Records
Release Date: March 2009

Who are they?

I guess it’s pointless to tell the anecdote about how I saw this group’s name on an Absolute Punk reviews list and shuddered, then read the list at least two more times before realizing this was actually some punk band from New York, not the psychotic pop diva. Britney’s Spear, who probably have lawsuits pending, have no known affiliation with bad parenting and/or lip syncing, and as an added bonus you can listen to their whole EP on their MySpace page! Plus their Influences section lists “hallucinogens” and “straight edge” back to back, which I found charming.

How are they?

The EP has its ups and downs. They’re at their best getting straight to the point, as in the early-80’s-hardcore blast of “Into The Neighborhood” – “Burning Bilboards” kicks off pretty awesome too, but overstays its welcome a bit. “Geiger Counter” and “Old Wolves’ Tale” push into a calmer more alternative style that fits the band alright, but they would have been wiser to stick to the Adolescents-indebted sounds of the beginning of the EP – especially considering how cool the vocalist’s shouting voice sounds. “Dream Big” is a pretty cool Pegboy sounding minor-chord punk tune that’s also a lot slower than the first couple tracks but holds up pretty well. I’d say you should give these guys a listen – it’s free, what have you got to lose? – and then if you like it, you can buy it right off of the MySpace page.

Tracklist:
01. Burning Billboards
02. Into The Neighborhood
03. Geiger Counter
04. Dream Big
05. Old Wolves’ Tale

Recommended If You Like:
Christina’s Aguilera, Mandy’s Moore, Jessica’s Simpson

Check ‘em Out:
www.myspace.com/britneysspear

stereokiller
08/29/09, 09:43 AM
at first i glanced, and thought it was Britney Spears, so i clicked the link out of curiosity and only realized that it wasn't really Brit at line 3. haha.

Alex DiVincenzo
08/29/09, 10:10 AM
Thank you for that RIYL. Nice once over.

npmshah
08/29/09, 10:28 AM
hahahaha that RIYL is AMAZING.

The Summer Ends
08/29/09, 10:44 AM
i lol'd at "their Influences section lists “hallucinogens” and “straight edge” back to back"

Dymytry Vance
08/29/09, 11:17 AM
lol'd at [bad parenting and lip-synching, also lol'd at psychotic pop diva]

Dymytry Vance
08/29/09, 11:18 AM
hahahaha that RIYL is AMAZING.
So I guess your NPM's Shaw?

Dymytry Vance
08/29/09, 11:18 AM
at first i glanced, and thought it was Britney Spears, so i clicked the link out of curiosity and only realized that it wasn't really Brit at line 3. haha.
can you explain to me your avatar? I'm getting lost.

Linda Ferreira
08/29/09, 11:26 AM
can you explain to me your avatar? I'm getting lost.
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=1245732
Look at post #3 in that thread

Dymytry Vance
08/29/09, 11:31 AM
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=1245732
Look at post #3 in that thread
ty.

John is a cult
08/29/09, 12:07 PM
how did this band get a review?

npmshah
08/29/09, 12:20 PM
So I guess your NPM's Shaw?
no. i'm npm's shah. i have the indian last name "shah," not the European last name "shaw"

whataclush
08/29/09, 12:22 PM
lol at the recommendations.

Dymytry Vance
08/29/09, 12:34 PM
no. i'm npm's shah. i have the indian last name "shah," not the European last name "shaw"
o.0

npmshah
08/29/09, 12:38 PM
o.0
hahaha no worries though. Have you checked this band out yet?

npmshah
08/29/09, 12:39 PM
So i checked this band out. Didnt really enjoy it. Way to raw for me.

Nick Le
08/29/09, 01:01 PM
Hahhaha at the RIYL's

thatwasamoment
08/29/09, 02:14 PM
This band is almost as cool as the guys who wear "Spear Britney" shirts.

denissuxx
08/29/09, 03:39 PM
Short review, isn't really informative though.

Dymytry Vance
08/29/09, 05:16 PM
hahaha no worries though. Have you checked this band out yet?
yeah... i actually like the raw factor.

npmshah
08/29/09, 06:14 PM
yeah... i actually like the raw factor.
meh. For what it was, it was actually pretty good, but i just could not get into it because of its rawness. Its just one of those things where i can appreciate and respect it, but i can't really enjoy it

WhoSaidThat?
08/29/09, 06:19 PM
Hahhaha at the RIYL's
Imagine if there were solo artists named Jack Mannequin and/or Jane Addiction.

Dymytry Vance
08/29/09, 06:42 PM
meh. For what it was, it was actually pretty good, but i just could not get into it because of its rawness. Its just one of those things where i can appreciate and respect it, but i can't really enjoy it
TOO BAD.

ninthandash
08/29/09, 08:18 PM
props on the name lol. music is pretty cool but lacking in production, even for a punk record. Nothing I could ever see myself paying money for IMHO.

Kaleidoscope
08/29/09, 10:25 PM
this is awful.

OKComputer1016
08/30/09, 07:35 AM
how did this band get a review?
they asked

Greg.Kushlan
08/30/09, 12:38 PM
at first i glanced, and thought it was Britney Spears, so i clicked the link out of curiosity and only realized that it wasn't really Brit at line 3. haha.
this

GoodTimes
08/30/09, 03:37 PM
Was this review written by a 12 year old girl? Simply awful.

OKComputer1016
08/30/09, 05:46 PM
Was this review written by a 12 year old girl? Simply awful.
Yes. Good job.

baberry
08/31/09, 07:37 AM
Imagine if there were solo artists named Jack Mannequin and/or Jane Addiction.
ahahahahahahahahah

Max_123
08/31/09, 11:02 AM
at first i glanced, and thought it was Britney Spears, so i clicked the link out of curiosity and only realized that it wasn't really Brit at line 3. haha.
hahahaha same

TheSkyline
08/31/09, 04:26 PM
RIYL is so awesome. haha

ALANG
09/03/09, 10:33 PM
thanks again for the review eric! btw we just put a new song up "You Have The Right To Say Yes" concerning drug laws, a subject near and dear to us. it's from a comp not the EP but you can still find it at myspace.com/britneysspear czech it out

-alan