Interviews

[FishAlotNBePunk]

im gonna do interviews with forum members for fun.

if you want me to interview you aim me at fishingdudenofx.

The Bill (PowerdByBoredom) Interview!!

FishingDuDeNOFX: i will interview you now
poweredbyboredom: haha ok
FishingDuDeNOFX: name and age
poweredbyboredom: bill 20
FishingDuDeNOFX: who are you on the forum
poweredbyboredom: PweredByBoredom
FishingDuDeNOFX: i dont believe you
poweredbyboredom: ok fine
poweredbyboredom: pweredbyboredom
poweredbyboredom: ?
FishingDuDeNOFX: ok
FishingDuDeNOFX: under what circumstances would you have sex with a 7 year old girl
FishingDuDeNOFX: ?
poweredbyboredom: i only see it feasible when im dead and i pop a boner....of course the girl would have to be some sort of necrophiliac
FishingDuDeNOFX: you know you'd hit it
poweredbyboredom: if i was 7 yrs old as well and it happened to be kelly from saved by the bell...hell ya id fucking hit it
FishingDuDeNOFX: whoa
poweredbyboredom: moving on....
FishingDuDeNOFX: how do you know all the poeple from saved by the bell?
poweredbyboredom: how do i know them?
poweredbyboredom: im a fucking movie star
FishingDuDeNOFX: how do you know their names?
poweredbyboredom: they wear name tags around my house...its sort of my fetish
FishingDuDeNOFX: hmm ok...
poweredbyboredom: what about you?
FishingDuDeNOFX: whose asking the questions
poweredbyboredom: would u do a 7yr old girl sideways
poweredbyboredom: in an elevator
FishingDuDeNOFX: yes next question
poweredbyboredom: haha
FishingDuDeNOFX: why are you so sexy
poweredbyboredom: i think its teh glasses....most girls cant resist a nerd (insert laughter)
FishingDuDeNOFX: i think any girl can resist a nerd
poweredbyboredom: can they?
poweredbyboredom: does this explain ur excessive masturbatory behavior seth?
poweredbyboredom: does it?!?!? huh huh uh?
FishingDuDeNOFX: im asking the questions not you. bitch.
poweredbyboredom: haha
FishingDuDeNOFX: who on the forums would you have sex with?
poweredbyboredom: everyone
FishingDuDeNOFX: not just one person?
poweredbyboredom: hmmmm
poweredbyboredom: can i get back to with that one?
FishingDuDeNOFX: of course
FishingDuDeNOFX: food?
poweredbyboredom: chicken alfredo mmmm
FishingDuDeNOFX: bands?
poweredbyboredom: too many to list
poweredbyboredom: but i will anyway!
FishingDuDeNOFX: ok
FishingDuDeNOFX: well?
poweredbyboredom: against all authority, bigwig, bad religion, coheed, cursive, codeseven, FATA, thrice, propagandhi, ur mom, goldfinger, machinehead, deftones, op ivy, mad caddies, avail
FishingDuDeNOFX: so alittle bit of everything
poweredbyboredom: yes ma'am
FishingDuDeNOFX: ur mom?
poweredbyboredom: i dunno
poweredbyboredom: lol
FishingDuDeNOFX: thats not a band
FishingDuDeNOFX: best concert?
poweredbyboredom: hmmm
poweredbyboredom: man i cant decide
FishingDuDeNOFX: ok
FishingDuDeNOFX: why does the singer of coheed and cambria have such a high voice?
poweredbyboredom: ill say rise against and strung out
FishingDuDeNOFX: ok
poweredbyboredom: he has a high voice cause he obviously has a ball clamp
FishingDuDeNOFX: exactly what is a ball clamp?
poweredbyboredom: a clamp he places around his balls and squeezes....thats the only explanation i have
poweredbyboredom: regardless coheed pwns
FishingDuDeNOFX: ok
FishingDuDeNOFX: who is the sexiest person alive
poweredbyboredom: tiffany amber thiessan
FishingDuDeNOFX: you should have said something funny
poweredbyboredom: ok finee
FishingDuDeNOFX: what do you think about Good Charlotte and Simple Plan
poweredbyboredom: 1M TEH SECKSAIEST P3RSON WTF LOL LIEK
FishingDuDeNOFX: dont do that
poweredbyboredom: i think those bands should be sent on a space exploration mission then be accidently shot down....mystery of course
FishingDuDeNOFX: you said you liked them yesterday
poweredbyboredom: i was on every drug imagineable yesterday
FishingDuDeNOFX: i see
FishingDuDeNOFX: do you believe in magic?
poweredbyboredom: and i hope you do....
poweredbyboredom: youll always see a monkey wearing big red shoes, when u believe in magic
FishingDuDeNOFX: umm ok
FishingDuDeNOFX: favorite movie?
poweredbyboredom: hmmm it would have to be Girls Gone Wild
FishingDuDeNOFX: me too!
poweredbyboredom: yay!
FishingDuDeNOFX: favorite sexual position?
poweredbyboredom: being on the bottom and having the girl in full control
poweredbyboredom: running her fingers down my chest
poweredbyboredom: slapping my face
poweredbyboredom: grabbing my head
poweredbyboredom: slamming it into the head post
FishingDuDeNOFX: i get it
poweredbyboredom: uhh ya
FishingDuDeNOFX: what animal would you be and why
poweredbyboredom: if bra's were animals thats what i would be
FishingDuDeNOFX: but they arent
poweredbyboredom: hmmm
poweredbyboredom: i would be a bird to chill outside the window of a hot girl
FishingDuDeNOFX: yeah me too
poweredbyboredom: truuuue
FishingDuDeNOFX: what are your fetishes
poweredbyboredom: besides the name tag thing...i like it when girls make pirate noises
poweredbyboredom: HARRRRRRR
FishingDuDeNOFX: yeah
FishingDuDeNOFX: any last words
poweredbyboredom: yes, fuck you and your cat
FishingDuDeNOFX: thank you for doing this interview
poweredbyboredom: thank you TEH FEESH

[unoriginal]

haha that's great.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

anyone want to be interviewed???

[BustaNutz]

I'm game

[FishAlotNBePunk]

The BustaNutz Interview!!

FishingDuDeNOFX: hi
CCCTeioh8: hows it going?
FishingDuDeNOFX: good you
CCCTeioh8: alright
FishingDuDeNOFX: name and age\
CCCTeioh8: pat 16
FishingDuDeNOFX: wplay any instruments?
CCCTeioh8: drums
FishingDuDeNOFX: cool
FishingDuDeNOFX: are you good?
CCCTeioh8: I can hold my own
FishingDuDeNOFX: what are some of your favorite bands
CCCTeioh8: Less than Jake, NoFX, Saves The Day, TBS, Brand New, Rancid, Lagwagon and Sublime
FishingDuDeNOFX: song of the moment?
CCCTeioh8: Saves The Day- Hot Time in Deleware
FishingDuDeNOFX: whos the hottest chick on the planet?
CCCTeioh8: I'd have to go w/ Shannon Sauserman or however you spell it, that chick form a knight's tale
FishingDuDeNOFX: oohh
FishingDuDeNOFX: interesting
FishingDuDeNOFX: so you beat off ti her alot?
CCCTeioh8: hmmm no more than any other
CCCTeioh8: do you?
FishingDuDeNOFX: no i beat off to pictures of myself
CCCTeioh8: well who doesn't?
FishingDuDeNOFX: wait whos asking the questions here
CCCTeioh8: do you scream your own name?
FishingDuDeNOFX: yeah
FishingDuDeNOFX: i do
CCCTeioh8: that healthy
FishingDuDeNOFX: who is the hottest person on the forums?
CCCTeioh8: unoriginal
CCCTeioh8: or myself
CCCTeioh8: can't decide
FishingDuDeNOFX: lol
FishingDuDeNOFX: favorite movie?
CCCTeioh8: Boondock Saints
CCCTeioh8: brb
FishingDuDeNOFX: ok
CCCTeioh8: k, sorry
FishingDuDeNOFX: its ok
FishingDuDeNOFX: on the perfect date what would you do
CCCTeioh8: ummm, she'd come over and say "I don't wanna eat or see a movie let's just fuck"
FishingDuDeNOFX: good plan
CCCTeioh8: They don't make 'em like that though
FishingDuDeNOFX: sure they do
CCCTeioh8: yeah but u gotta pay
FishingDuDeNOFX: have you had sex before
FishingDuDeNOFX: lol yes you do
CCCTeioh8: yes I have
FishingDuDeNOFX: was it cool
CCCTeioh8: It was better than fishing
CCCTeioh8: ill put it that way
FishingDuDeNOFX: nothing is better than fishing
FishingDuDeNOFX: favorite sexual position?
CCCTeioh8: ok maybe you're right
CCCTeioh8: hmmm
CCCTeioh8: well theres the dirty sanchez
CCCTeioh8: the dirty hitler
FishingDuDeNOFX: explain those
CCCTeioh8: ahhh hell i like 'em all
CCCTeioh8: oh i'd rather not
FishingDuDeNOFX: you have to or ill dragon kick you
CCCTeioh8: thru the computer?
CCCTeioh8: ok yes sir
CCCTeioh8: no actually no I won't
FishingDuDeNOFX: ok then
FishingDuDeNOFX: words of wisdom?
CCCTeioh8: hmmm
CCCTeioh8: "I like big butts, and I cannot lie..."
FishingDuDeNOFX: haha good
FishingDuDeNOFX: what are you wearing
CCCTeioh8: leather chaps
CCCTeioh8: and cowboy boots
FishingDuDeNOFX: whoa
CCCTeioh8: not really
FishingDuDeNOFX: i find that incredibly sexy
CCCTeioh8: what are you wearing?
CCCTeioh8: do you now?
FishingDuDeNOFX: im wearing nothing but a smile
CCCTeioh8: thatta boy
FishingDuDeNOFX: ok moving on this is awkward
CCCTeioh8: haha
FishingDuDeNOFX: any last words
CCCTeioh8: boobs
FishingDuDeNOFX: thankyou for doing this interview
CCCTeioh8: no prob
FishingDuDeNOFX: good night

[suckerpunch_]

ill do it

NOrecycle

[day in paradise]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
poweredbyboredom: besides the name tag thing...i like it when girls make pirate noises
poweredbyboredom: HARRRRRRR

:|

[unoriginal]

whoa whoa whoa my name was mentioned haha

I'll do it too ejrshorty22

[AtTheDriveIn.]

dude fish..im down for an interview

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by AtTheDriveIn.
dude fish..im down for an interview

whats your sn

[AtTheDriveIn.]

gwen1825

[kalika]

looks like a laugh..................

kalikaqueenohell

interview me. or not. whatever.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

The SuckerPunch Interview!!!

FishingDuDeNOFX: hiya
NOrecycle: hullo
FishingDuDeNOFX: so you want to be interviewed?
NOrecycle: sure why not
FishingDuDeNOFX: ok
FishingDuDeNOFX: first question: why do you dislike punk music so much?
NOrecycle: hmm
NOrecycle: its not that i dislike punk music, i love what it stands for, but i think in alot of ways, and in these days, it has all been lost
FishingDuDeNOFX: i agree
NOrecycle: and i think there is alot more out there than 3 chords
NOrecycle: and if a punk band
NOrecycle: can prove m,e that
NOrecycle: i will listen
FishingDuDeNOFX: many can
NOrecycle: i agree
FishingDuDeNOFX: ok, why do you have a small wiener?
NOrecycle: i like shit, that keeps growing, and changing, and i think punk music is really at a standstill right now
NOrecycle: or sorry
FishingDuDeNOFX: yeah
NOrecycle: what is a small wiener. how small is that
FishingDuDeNOFX: ill take that as a "i dont know"
FishingDuDeNOFX: what are some of your favorite bands?
NOrecycle: fugazi, refused, saetia, radiohead, dillinger escape plan, at the drive in, elliot smith, many more ofcourse
FishingDuDeNOFX: awesome
NOrecycle: anything really, that makes me take a step back, and really listen
FishingDuDeNOFX: yeah
FishingDuDeNOFX: refused are really good
NOrecycle: indeed
FishingDuDeNOFX: and you thought i liked just fat wreck bands
FishingDuDeNOFX: who would you fuck on the forums?
NOrecycle: not really
NOrecycle: hmm
NOrecycle: bustanutz, no explination needed
FishingDuDeNOFX: whoa
NOrecycle: haha
FishingDuDeNOFX: im speechless
NOrecycle: me too unfortunately
FishingDuDeNOFX: blonde brunette or redhead
NOrecycle: brunette with red highlighs, blonds make me puke
FishingDuDeNOFX: oh
NOrecycle: oh?
FishingDuDeNOFX: h/o
FishingDuDeNOFX: i like blondes
NOrecycle: how? why?
FishingDuDeNOFX: i dunno
FishingDuDeNOFX: brunetts too
NOrecycle: ya, i mean, i like hot chicks
FishingDuDeNOFX: yup
NOrecycle: hair color usually isnt an issue
FishingDuDeNOFX: yeah
FishingDuDeNOFX: why did the chiken cross the road
NOrecycle: you want me to give you the punchline?
FishingDuDeNOFX: just tell me what you think
NOrecycle: thats a hard one, let me think
FishingDuDeNOFX: ok
FishingDuDeNOFX: its not that hard
NOrecycle: well i guess to get to the other side, but that always seamed to obvious
FishingDuDeNOFX: yeah
FishingDuDeNOFX: what are you wearing?
NOrecycle: a beloved t shirt, bananna republic jeans, deck shoes, glasses. (same thing as yesterday)
NOrecycle: and a belt it checkered
FishingDuDeNOFX: cool
FishingDuDeNOFX: hmmm
FishingDuDeNOFX: favorite food?
NOrecycle: texas pete
FishingDuDeNOFX: and that is?
NOrecycle: hot sause
FishingDuDeNOFX: oh
FishingDuDeNOFX: you eat hot sauce
NOrecycle: on everything
NOrecycle: or by itself
FishingDuDeNOFX: oh lol
NOrecycle: you should get some
FishingDuDeNOFX: any last words
NOrecycle: fuck the norm
NOrecycle: stay in school
FishingDuDeNOFX: ok then byebye
NOrecycle: gnight
FishingDuDeNOFX: oh wait
NOrecycle: yes?
FishingDuDeNOFX: name and age
FishingDuDeNOFX: ?
NOrecycle: alex(suckerpunch)
NOrecycle: 15 and 1/2
FishingDuDeNOFX: ok


im done for today.

[cheez mastah]

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