Hate to say I told you so.

[keepitwolf]

Obamacare will require an implantable microchip?!

There's a pretty starling thing in the bill that 95% of Americans won't like.


The Obama Health care bill under Class II (Paragraph 1, Section B) specifically includes ‘‘(ii) a class II device that is implantable." Then on page 1004 it describes what the term "data" means in paragraph 1, section B:

14 ‘‘(B) In this paragraph, the term ‘data’ refers to in15
formation respecting a device described in paragraph (1),
16 including claims data, patient survey data, standardized
17 analytic files that allow for the pooling and analysis of
18 data from disparate data environments, electronic health
19 records, and any other data deemed appropriate by the
20 Secretary"

What exactly is a class II device that is implantable? Lets see...




Approved by the FDA, a class II implantable device is a "implantable radiofrequency
transponder system for patient identification and health information." The purpose of a class II device is to collect data in medical patients such as "claims data, patient survey data, standardized analytic files that allow for the pooling and analysis of data from disparate data environments, electronic health records, and any other data deemed appropriate by the Secretary."



This sort of device would be implanted in the majority of people who opt to become covered by the public health care option. With the reform of the private insurance companies, who charge outrageous rates, many people will switch their coverage to a more affordable insurance plan. This means the number of people who choose the public option will increase. This also means the number of people chipped will be plentiful as well. The adults who choose to have a chip implanted are the lucky (yes, lucky) ones in this case. Children who are "born in the United States who at the time of birth is not otherwise covered under acceptable coverage" will be qualified and placed into the CHIP or Children's Health Insurance Program (what a convenient name). With a name like CHIP it would seem consistent to have the chip implanted into a child. Children conceived by parents who are already covered under the public option will more than likely be implanted with a chip by the consent of the parent. Eventually everyone will be implanted with a chip. And with the price and coverage of the public option being so competitive with the private companies, the private company may not survive.

So will everyone be covered by the public option eventually??????

And does that mean everyone will be chipped?????
SOURCE: http://www.opencongress.org (http://www.opencongress.org/)

[Praetor]

hahahahahhahahahaha

[Animalhill]

hahahahahhahahahaha
:-d Exactly

[paper halo]

:FACEPALM:

I can't belive some people are stupid enough to believe this horseshit.

[keepitwolf]

you mean baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[paper halo]

you mean baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Are you really 48? Because that's just depressing.

[Animalhill]

you mean baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You mean you're a sheep to fear mongering? I agree.

[keepitwolf]

You mean you're a sheep to fear mongering? I agree. You will die just as blind as you are now.

[saysmydoctor]

Timberwolf is a she wolf ahhh woooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Animalhill]

You will die just as blind as you are now.
A bold and quick accusation, considering you do not know me. I may die, "blind" as you put it, but I will certainly never be over 40 and spending my time on a music forum frequented by 16-25 year olds. ;-)

[saysmydoctor]

The age got 'em, you hate to see it happen.

[Praetor]

Definite g' 'e.

[SLOWPOKE LOPEZ]

im just curious, is there a place for the public to actually review the health care bill? i can't find one. granted, i spent about 28 seconds looking, but im lazy. help me out.

[Praetor]

im just curious, is there a place for the public to actually review the health care bill? i can't find one. granted, i spent about 28 seconds looking, but im lazy. help me out.
That website he linked looks legit. I can't remember where I read it.

edit: Looks like that site doesn't have the actual bill itself.

[saysmydoctor]

I think I saw it on Congress Matters, I started reading it. Can't find my bookmark.

[Praetor]

Here it is. HR 3200.

http://energycommerce.house.gov/Press_111/20090714/aahca.pdf

edit: n/m it's from July 31.

[mattmatumbo]

Is this the second coming of the "death panels"?

[saysmydoctor]

I hope so. And I hope I'm in a grandmother's will.

/sarcasm

[Yellowcard2006]

Sounds like a good idea. ...Why is OP 48 years old?


EDIT: OMG 2500 POSTS I'd like to thank Jason and everyone at Absolutepunk for all the threads and news posts for making this possible. I look forward to another 2500. :party:

[GeeBee]

http://croneandbearit.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/ron-howard.jpg

OP IS OLD.

[GeeBee]

Sounds like a good idea. ...Why is OP 48 years old?


EDIT: OMG 2500 POSTS I'd like to thank Jason and everyone at Absolutepunk for all the threads and news posts for making this possible. I look forward to another 2500. :party:

Maybe as a present, they can let you change your username to one that doesn't include the name of such a shitty band.

[jeremypeele]

if this were true, i wouldn't get it done.

but seriously, would any of you people here get this implanted?

[Praetor]

but seriously, would any of you people here get this implanted?
Of course not: for two reasons.

1. Moral objections.
2. It doesn't exist.

[jeremypeele]

Of course not: for two reasons.

1. Moral objections.
2. It doesn't exist.

haha yeah. i doubt most americans would.

[Animalhill]

Maybe as a present, they can let you change your username to one that doesn't include the name of such a shitty band.
:-d So fucking true.
if this were true, i wouldn't get it done.

but seriously, would any of you people here get this implanted?
Even if it DID exist- no.
Of course not: for two reasons.

1. Moral objections.
2. It doesn't exist.
This.

[wrppdarndyrfngr]

go re-read the Left Behind series again and leave this alone.

[TurbulentCo]

This is retarded

[jwicklun]

are you all blind?!? the bill is obviously a plan to gather as much human DNA as possible (found in the select children) to combine their DNA with reptiles to create a race of LIZARD PEOPLE!!!!!! BUT YOUR ALL FOOLS! FOOLS! YOU GODAMN SHEEPLE!!!!
KNEEL BEFORE THE LIZARD ONES!!!
/sarcasm

[brentywat]

http://croneandbearit.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/ron-howard.jpg

OP IS OLD.

why did you have to use ron howard for this? yes, ron howard is old, but he is also awesome.

[Animalhill]

are you all blind?!? the bill is obviously a plan to gather as much human DNA as possible (found in the select children) to combine their DNA with reptiles to create a race of LIZARD PEOPLE!!!!!! BUT YOUR ALL FOOLS! FOOLS! YOU GODAMN SHEEPLE!!!!
KNEEL BEFORE THE LIZARD ONES!!!
/sarcasm
:-d
why did you have to use ron howard for this? yes, ron howard is old, but he is also a pedophile.
Fixed ;-)

[JawsTheme182]

http://croneandbearit.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/ron-howard.jpg

OP IS OLD.

Brilliant. Absolutely birlliant.

[JawsTheme182]

why did you have to use ron howard for this? yes, ron howard is old, but he is also awesome.

Because this cute little kid in the middle is Opie... and was played by Ron Howard. Now you'll see the brilliance in his post.

http://www.xreferee.com/images/andy_opie_auntbee_family.jpg

[perceptrons]

I'm not completely against the idea something being implanted, I would have to know more about it first. Not saying I believe the OP, I'm just saying in general.

[GeeBee]

Brilliant. Absolutely birlliant.

:bow:

[bladerdude360]

This is retarded. I honestly don't see why someone would believe this is real.

[brentywat]

Because this cute little kid in the middle is Opie... and was played by Ron Howard. Now you'll see the brilliance in his post.

http://www.xreferee.com/images/andy_opie_auntbee_family.jpg

i see now and i feel dumb for not getting that at first. well done Geebee.

[GeeBee]

i see now and i feel dumb for not getting that at first. well done Geebee.

Haha, no worries. We all have our slow days.

[saysmydoctor]

Timberwolf is a she wolf ahhh woooooooooooooooooooooooo
Jesus this was hilarious.

[lauren<3s music]

candidate for death squads?

[lauren<3s music]

Obamacare will require an implantable microchip?!

There's a pretty starling thing in the bill that 95% of Americans won't like.


The Obama Health care bill under Class II (Paragraph 1, Section B) specifically includes ‘‘(ii) a class II device that is implantable." Then on page 1004 it describes what the term "data" means in paragraph 1, section B:

14 ‘‘(B) In this paragraph, the term ‘data’ refers to in15
formation respecting a device described in paragraph (1),
16 including claims data, patient survey data, standardized
17 analytic files that allow for the pooling and analysis of
18 data from disparate data environments, electronic health
19 records, and any other data deemed appropriate by the
20 Secretary"

What exactly is a class II device that is implantable? Lets see...




Approved by the FDA, a class II implantable device is a "implantable radiofrequency
transponder system for patient identification and health information." The purpose of a class II device is to collect data in medical patients such as "claims data, patient survey data, standardized analytic files that allow for the pooling and analysis of data from disparate data environments, electronic health records, and any other data deemed appropriate by the Secretary."



This sort of device would be implanted in the majority of people who opt to become covered by the public health care option. With the reform of the private insurance companies, who charge outrageous rates, many people will switch their coverage to a more affordable insurance plan. This means the number of people who choose the public option will increase. This also means the number of people chipped will be plentiful as well. The adults who choose to have a chip implanted are the lucky (yes, lucky) ones in this case. Children who are "born in the United States who at the time of birth is not otherwise covered under acceptable coverage" will be qualified and placed into the CHIP or Children's Health Insurance Program (what a convenient name). With a name like CHIP it would seem consistent to have the chip implanted into a child. Children conceived by parents who are already covered under the public option will more than likely be implanted with a chip by the consent of the parent. Eventually everyone will be implanted with a chip. And with the price and coverage of the public option being so competitive with the private companies, the private company may not survive.

So will everyone be covered by the public option eventually??????

And does that mean everyone will be chipped?????
SOURCE: http://www.opencongress.org (http://www.opencongress.org/)
and by the way you dumbass piece of shit, that is for implanted devices anything from what they use for a hip replacement to a pacemaker so that way you can track the devices in terms of safety, failure, etc. See how its under the section titled National Medical Device Registry?

and the data isn't being transmitted by the device - the claims data, ehrs, etc is all stuff they collect now. This is just a streamlined version.

I swear to Christ you people and your inability to be RATIONAL HUMAN BEINGS.

I want the death squads. And I want to be the decider damnit.

[GeeBee]

and by the way you dumbass piece of shit, that is for implanted devices anything from what they use for a hip replacement to a pacemaker so that way you can track the devices in terms of safety, failure, etc. See how its under the section titled National Medical Device Registry?

and the data isn't being transmitted by the device - the claims data, ehrs, etc is all stuff they collect now. This is just a streamlined version.

I swear to Christ you people and your inability to be RATIONAL HUMAN BEINGS.

I want the death squads. And I want to be the decider damnit.

ditto this hilarious rant.
kudos.

[Machu505]

Lauren, when I'm President you can be my Secretary of Ass-Kicking.

[lauren<3s music]

ditto this hilarious rant.
kudos.

why thank you. I swear to god 90% of the time i just want to scream READING IS FUNDAMENTAL.

Lauren, when I'm President you can be my Secretary of Ass-Kicking.

I'd like a chauffeur because I shouldn't drive when I'm kicking ass, that would be too dangerous; a personal bartender; and an unlimited supply of stressballs.

Make it happen.

[MyNameIsRoss]

shit will never happen

[Praetor]

Lauren, when I'm President you can be my Secretary of Ass-Kicking.
Hey fuck you, she gets an awesome job like that and I'm stuck with Department of Agriculture?