Sex: to do or not to do?

[LENS!E.love.]

to do while having sex? and what not to do?

[Car Crash Dream]

Anal?

[Animalhill]

To do: go crazy and enjoy yourself
Not to do: Have a T.V on, eat *fucking disgusting*

[LENS!E.love.]

Anal?

to do?

im curious to try new things.

[Car Crash Dream]

to do?

im curious to try new things.

It could answer either one. It just depends on the person who asks.

[LENS!E.love.]

It could answer either one. It just depends on the person who asks.

have you done it before?

[ammar]

have confidence

[Car Crash Dream]

have you done it before?

Hell no. That would be awkward as hell. I really don't understand how anybody could want anything in there, and I don't want to put my junk in there.

[4N6 science]

Anal, oral, pretzel sex.

[LENS!E.love.]

Hell no. That would be awkward as hell. I really don't understand how anybody could want anything in there, and I don't want to put my junk in there.

yeah. i think thats an exit only.

that would gross me out.

[LENS!E.love.]

have confidence

i have that.

[4N6 science]

Don't hate on anal till you try it.

Most people don't know how to do it right so they have a bad experience.

[ted is lying]

Not to do: finish and leave
To do: finish and leave

depends on situation

[bigblue2015]

To do: have an orgasm
Not to do: have a baby (you know, unless you're ready to start a family and all of that)

[TheByrus]

Don't talk, I'm trying to do my taxes.

[Kill_the_radio]

to do: lots of foreplay. It helps with lubrication.
not to do: getting caught by your girlfriend's dad. That shit sucks....

[brokenwings]

yeah. i think thats an exit only.

that would gross me out.

it's not so gross if you've cleaned up before. try it (perhaps at first by yourself) and then decide if it's your thing or not. and use a lubcricant.
people should generally be more open (haha) to trying out new things.

[kemichels]

To do: go crazy and enjoy yourself
Not to do: Have a T.V on, eat *fucking disgusting*

Having a tv on isn't a bad thing when you're trying to hide noises from your roommate in the next room.

[kemichels]

it's not so gross if you've cleaned up before. try it (perhaps at first by yourself) and then decide if it's your thing or not. and use a lubcricant.
people should generally be more open (haha) to trying out new things.

agreed. And just trying to reaffirm the standard "ANAL" response. Some people enjoy it, and some girls enjoy just watching their guy get off.

Hell, I'd do some weird shit for my girlfriend if I knew she liked something. Relationships are giving/receiving, and I could go as far to say I almost get more of a rise from a partner getting off than myself.

[kieren legacy]

having a tv on is fine like when your watching a movie just start making out with him/her alot, or to not let her parents know. hhahahahahaha. don't do anal. it's not good at all. you will want to cry after! my cock hurt for a whole week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you should definataly talk to your partner about what they would be into. fore play is always fun! jsut don't take it in the bum please. try the cross!!!! it's the best honestly. it's a little wierd at first because the guy is side ways but here's how you do it. so the girl should be up against a wall and you put your legs over him.(who should be laying sideways... thats important) then you pull him in with your legs. you can be lazy and not do that but it's good either way.

[Animalhill]

Having a tv on isn't a bad thing when you're trying to hide noises from your roommate in the next room.
:shrug: I don't give a shit who hears me.
To each his own.

[kemichels]

:shrug: I don't give a shit who hears me.
To each his own.

I usually don't either, just been told to turn it down in the past, lol.

I've left my door open on accident before too, so apparently I don't care if people even see it, let alone hear it , haha. :)

[Animalhill]

I usually don't either, just been told to turn it down in the past, lol.

I've left my door open on accident before too, so apparently I don't care if people even see it, let alone hear it , haha. :)
:-d nice.

[kieren legacy]

to do: lots of foreplay. It helps with lubrication.
not to do: getting caught by your girlfriend's dad. That shit sucks....
i know what you mean dude. either paretn sucks really. i haven't been caught but they always knock on the door before i cum or somthing!!!

[kemichels]

:-d nice.

Yeah, actually my neighboor upstairs added me on facebook once, then sent me a message saying "Sure sounded like you and your girlfriend had a good night...;)". First interaction I ever had with the person.

[kieren legacy]

don't watch porn while doing the good deed. that would piss me off... esspecialy if i was a girl. honestly just be as romantic about it as posible.

[Animalhill]

don't watch porn while doing the good deed. that would piss me off... esspecialy if i was a girl. honestly just be as romantic about it as posible.
Sorry brah- life is not like Dawson's Creek. ;-)
Yeah, actually my neighboor upstairs added me on facebook once, then sent me a message saying "Sure sounded like you and your girlfriend had a good night...;)". First interaction I ever had with the person.
:-d What a creepy fucker. The only upside to this would be if said neighbor were an attractive female.
Fun Fact: I nailed the cougar this past weekend :-)

[muttley]

:lurking:

[brokenwings]

Hell, I'd do some weird shit for my girlfriend if I knew she liked something. Relationships are giving/receiving, and I could go as far to say I almost get more of a rise from a partner getting off than myself.
totally agree

[brokenwings]

don't watch porn while doing the good deed. that would piss me off... esspecialy if i was a girl. honestly just be as romantic about it as posible.
if both of you are into porn, it can be quite a blessing if you watch some together before or while getting into action yourself.

[deFobbed14yrs]

Sorry brah- life is not like Dawson's Creek. ;-)

:-d What a creepy fucker. The only upside to this would be if said neighbor were an attractive female.
Fun Fact: I nailed the cougar this past weekend :-)

congrats?!

[kieren legacy]

i don;t know.. i find porn really degrading and i feel terible after i watch even like 2 seconds of it. it's not right, the women are treated like they are just someone to fuck.

[Animalhill]

congrats?!
Haha 'congrats', indeed.

[Sigur Ros]

Don't think about anything.

[Animalhill]

i don;t know.. i find porn really degrading and i feel terible after i watch even like 2 seconds of it. it's not right, the women are treated like they are just someone to fuck.
Has it ever occured to you that those women LOVE fucking? Why else would they be doing it on camera for money?
And in those videos, they are indeed just someone to fuck.

[kieren legacy]

Hell, I'd do some weird shit for my girlfriend if I knew she liked something. Relationships are giving/receiving, and I could go as far to say I almost get more of a rise from a partner getting off than myself.[/quote]

i definatly agree with that. (sorry the quote thing got fucked)

[thehereaway]

Don't go to sleep when you've got yours but your boyfriend/girlfriend hasn't, its just cruel.

[kieren legacy]

Has it ever occured to you that those women LOVE fucking? Why else would they be doing it on camera for money?
And in those videos, they are indeed just someone to fuck.
i get that they like to fuck but most of it is guys being assholes to girls. and that last statement is a little fucked. these are someones friedns and family and you don't even respect the fact that they are people. so what if you like to fuck thats fine with me but when your with your girlfriend/boyfriend it's about you two not other people.

[brokenwings]

i don;t know.. i find porn really degrading and i feel terible after i watch even like 2 seconds of it. it's not right, the women are treated like they are just someone to fuck.
a lot of porn is sadly like that. but there definitely is good shit out there as well. some with a more romantic, sensual approach. it is rather rare, however. and most of it is girl/girl material.
but, as it has been said already. many girls in porn really enjoy their job, so i don't see a problem with it.

[Animalhill]

i get that they like to fuck but most of it is guys being assholes to girls. and that last statement is a little fucked. these are someones friedns and family and you don't even respect the fact that they are people. so what if you like to fuck thats fine with me but when your with your girlfriend/boyfriend it's about you two not other people.
Its not like they're fucking dead man- THEY SIGNED UP TO FUCK ON CAMERA, it is what they do, and how they are used.
And on the contrary, watching porn with your significant other is fun as hell.

[brokenwings]

Don't go to sleep when you've got yours but your boyfriend/girlfriend hasn't, its just cruel.
i totally agree with that as well. some guys are just selfish and lousy lovers

[kemichels]

Sorry brah- life is not like Dawson's Creek. ;-)

:-d What a creepy fucker. The only upside to this would be if said neighbor were an attractive female.
Fun Fact: I nailed the cougar this past weekend :-)

true that, and MAD PROPS MAN. How was it!? haha

having a tv on is fine like when your watching a movie just start making out with him/her alot, or to not let her parents know. hhahahahahaha. don't do anal. it's not good at all. you will want to cry after! my cock hurt for a whole week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you should definataly talk to your partner about what they would be into. fore play is always fun! jsut don't take it in the bum please. try the cross!!!! it's the best honestly. it's a little wierd at first because the guy is side ways but here's how you do it. so the girl should be up against a wall and you put your legs over him.(who should be laying sideways... thats important) then you pull him in with your legs. you can be lazy and not do that but it's good either way.

Do. not. agree.

[kemichels]

Hell, I'd do some weird shit for my girlfriend if I knew she liked something. Relationships are giving/receiving, and I could go as far to say I almost get more of a rise from a partner getting off than myself.

i definatly agree with that. (sorry the quote thing got fucked)[/quote]


lol I was really confused for a second. I was like, wait, didn't I just say this!?

[Animalhill]

true that, and MAD PROPS MAN. How was it!? haha



Do. not. agree.
haha dude- SO FUCKING BOMB. The fact that she is engaged made it 2394875389758435 times better. Fucking amazing.

[LaDiabla]

maybe have fun?

[Animalhill]

maybe have fun?
I don't think many people in this thread think this way. Which they should.

[LaDiabla]

I don't think many people in this thread think this way. Which they should.

probably because theyre all molestation victims. aka the only action they ever got.


uhhhhhhh

[paper halo]

All the hatin' on anal from people who haven't even tried it :rolleyes:

[brokenwings]

maybe have fun?
sex is not fun. it's dirty and sinful and you'll all go to hell

[Animalhill]

All the hatin' on anal from people who haven't even tried it :rolleyes:
haha true that. As long as the 'doorway' is CLEAN.

[paper halo]

haha true that. As long as the 'doorway' is CLEAN.

And well lubed.

[Animalhill]

sex is not fun. it's dirty and sinful and you'll all go to hell
I thought that was because Diabla and I are Jews?

[Animalhill]

And well lubed.
Truth. Also, that should be the name of an album/tv show.

[brokenwings]

I thought that was because Diabla and I are Jews?
yeah, you killed jesus, motherfuckers X-)

[paper halo]

Truth. Also, that should be the name of an album/tv show.

I'm thinking sitcom.

[Animalhill]

yeah, you killed jesus, motherfuckers X-)
Can't kill myths ;-)

[LaDiabla]

sex is not fun. it's dirty and sinful and you'll all go to hell

noch ein deutscher? wtf

[brokenwings]

And well lubed.
i wish more people would get this

[kemichels]

haha dude- SO FUCKING BOMB. The fact that she is engaged made it 2394875389758435 times better. Fucking amazing.

how did you meet her again/ how did this all go down? I almost hope it was in a bathroom somewhere and her future hubby was less than 100 feet away.

[brokenwings]

Can't kill myths ;-)
haha
noch ein deutscher? wtf
na klar, schnucki

[spunkmastaflex]

when you start making out and and when she is taking off your pants, you turn on the tv

[Animalhill]

I'm thinking sitcom.
:-d
Starring: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3139737600/tt0110169

[Animalhill]

when you start making out and and when she is taking off your pants, you turn on the tv
Why??????

[brokenwings]

how did you meet her again/ how did this all go down? I almost hope it was in a bathroom somewhere and her future hubby was less than 100 feet away.
maybe he's not her future hubby anymore

[paper halo]

:-d
Starring: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3139737600/tt0110169

Aaaand we've got a show!

[LaDiabla]

I thought that was because Diabla and I are Jews?
rosh hashana soon!
yeah, you killed jesus, motherfuckers X-)
The romans killed jesus.

haha

na klar, schnucki

cool, dann können wir das hier wieder in nen deutsch-chat thread umwandeln

[kbi the crowing]

to do: oral, restraints, consensual violence
not to do: touch the butt without permission

[brokenwings]

rosh hashana soon!

The romans killed jesus.



cool, dann können wir das hier wieder in nen deutsch-chat thread umwandeln
the romans were little girly jackasses without a will of their own. so the jews don't like this jesus guy, huh? ok, i guess he's gotta go :-d

ok hört sich gut an. das ärgert dann die armen kinder hier, die unsere unglaubliche weltsprache nicht verstehen

[Animalhill]

how did you meet her again/ how did this all go down? I almost hope it was in a bathroom somewhere and her future hubby was less than 100 feet away.
:-d I work with her, and when her fiance was on vacation this past weekend playing golf in NC, I was banging my cougar. After like three hours of sex fest, we listened to Miles Davis and smoked a few joints. One of the best nights I've had in a long time.
maybe he's not her future hubby anymore
Well, technically. :-d
Aaaand we've got a show!
*writes e-mail to NBC*
rosh hashana soon!

The romans killed jesus.



cool, dann können wir das hier wieder in nen deutsch-chat thread umwandeln
Eh- I'm not religious at all anymore. I love my heritage, but am at odds with the religion/rampant pacifism within our tribe (minus the state of Israel of course, whos motto should be amended to read, ' Shabbat Shalom Mother Fuckers.'

[LaDiabla]

the romans were little girly jackasses without a will of their own. so the jews don't like this jesus guy, huh? ok, i guess he's gotta go :-d

ok hört sich gut an. das ärgert dann die armen kinder hier, die unsere unglaubliche weltsprache nicht verstehen

lol

ja diese ungebildeten yankees.

woher kommst du aus dland?

[LaDiabla]

:-d I work with her, and when her fiance was on vacation this past weekend playing golf in NC, I was banging my cougar. After like three hours of sex fest, we listened to Miles Davis and smoked a few joints. One of the best nights I've had in a long time.

Well, technically. :-d

*writes e-mail to NBC*

Eh- I'm not religious at all anymore. I love my heritage, but am at odds with the religion/rampant pacifism within our tribe (minus the state of Israel of course, whos motto should be amended to read, ' Shabbat Shalom Mother Fuckers.'

I'm basically the only one who still somewhat 'worships' the jewish faith in our family. But naturally, I don't like religion.

and fuck yes to: ' Shabbat Shalom Mother Fuckers'

[brokenwings]

lol

ja diese ungebildeten yankees.

woher kommst du aus dland?
kennst du die aufregendste stadt der welt? siegen?

[Animalhill]

I'm basically the only one who still somewhat 'worships' the jewish faith in our family. But naturally, I don't like religion.

and fuck yes to: ' Shabbat Shalom Mother Fuckers'
:-) Knew you would approve.

[LaDiabla]

kennst du die aufregendste stadt der welt? siegen?
ummmm...NRW?

Ich komme aus Kassel...in Hessen...also very aufregend.

:-) Knew you would approve.

I think I approve with pretty much anything you say..

[brokenwings]

ummmm...NRW?

Ich komme aus Kassel...in Hessen...also very aufregend.


ja genau. deine geografie kenntnisse beeindrucken mich jetzt aber. liegt fast an der grenze zu hessen.
hmm kassel. habt ihr nicht wenigstens diesen unglaublich geilen garten? wilhelmshöhe oder so ähnlich?

the lack of sex talk in this thread right now is pretty disturbing btw

[Animalhill]

ummmm...NRW?

Ich komme aus Kassel...in Hessen...also very aufregend.



I think I approve with pretty much anything you say..
Ok, then. "Come to America"-- now, approve. :-)

[LaDiabla]

ja genau. deine geografie kenntnisse beeindrucken mich jetzt aber. liegt fast an der grenze zu hessen.
hmm kassel. habt ihr nicht wenigstens diesen unglaublich geilen garten? wilhelmshöhe oder so ähnlich?

the lack of sex talk in this thread right now is pretty disturbing btw

ja ich hure sehr viel rum in deutschland...genau wilhelmshöhe, wir haben allerdings auch die documenta, das ist die weltgröße kunstaustellung whoooohooo.

[brokenwings]

Ok, then. "Come to America"-- now, approve. :-)
haha, now that she's gotten to know me? you wish :P

[Posthardcore]

With an avatar like that, why are you asking questions?

[brokenwings]

ja ich hure sehr viel rum in deutschland...genau wilhelmshöhe, wir haben allerdings auch die documenta, das ist die weltgröße kunstaustellung whoooohooo.
achso, ich verstehe ;-) naja, hauptsache du kommst rum. das erklärt vielleicht auch, warum man dich hauptsächlich in sex threads antrifft :P

[brokenwings]

With an avatar like that, why are you asking questions?
are you talking to my sexy face?

[Animalhill]

haha, now that she's gotten to know me? you wish :P
I wish for nothing ;-)

[Posthardcore]

are you talking to my sexy face?
lol, no the OP

[LaDiabla]

Ok, then. "Come to America"-- now, approve. :-)
i approve.

I still want to do an east coast tour, then head down to florida and visit ryan. I'd just get major jew fro down there haha
achso, ich verstehe ;-) naja, hauptsache du kommst rum. das erklärt vielleicht auch, warum man dich hauptsächlich in sex threads antrifft :P

hahaha...genau.

und was machste so?

[brokenwings]

i approve.
hahaha...genau.

und was machste so?
in letzter zeit mich von meinem hoffentlich bestandenen studium erholen, sich eine zukunftsperseptive zusammenbasteln und - weil das nicht so richtig klappen will - zu viel zeit auf solchen seiten verschwenden und so tun, als hätte ich ahnung von sex :P
und nebenbei träum ich davon, mal durch deutschland zu huren.

selbst?

[Animalhill]

i approve.

I still want to do an east coast tour, then head down to florida and visit ryan. I'd just get major jew fro down there haha


hahaha...genau.

und was machste so?
Good :-)

[brokenwings]

lol, no the OP
what a relief. just look at my awesome tan and the stylish retro glasses. just got them at american apparel

[LaDiabla]

in letzter zeit mich von meinem hoffentlich bestandenen studium erholen, sich eine zukunftsperseptive zusammenbasteln und - weil das nicht so richtig klappen will - zu viel zeit auf solchen seiten verschwenden und so tun, als hätte ich ahnung von sex :P
und nebenbei träum ich davon, mal durch deutschland zu huren.

selbst?

ja, da träumen viel leute von ahaha..

das mit perspektive kriegen versteh ich total...eigentlich wär ich mittlerweile in der 13, aber wegen verpeilt sein, mach ich grad FOS Sozialwesen. 3 tage die woche mache ich dann praktikum im kindergarten und dann 2 tage schule. will aber auf keinen fall was mit kindern machen haha.

was hast du studiert?

[brokenwings]

ja, da träumen viel leute von ahaha..

das mit perspektive kriegen versteh ich total...eigentlich wär ich mittlerweile in der 13, aber wegen verpeilt sein, mach ich grad FOS Sozialwesen. 3 tage die woche mache ich dann praktikum im kindergarten und dann 2 tage schule. will aber auf keinen fall was mit kindern machen haha.

was hast du studiert?
lol dann ist ein praktikum im kindergarten sicherlich besonders toll ;-) aber vielleicht kommst du ja gerade dadurch auf den geschmack.
ich hab literary, cultural and media studies studiert. ist für'n arsch. viel theorie bla bla, aber letztendlich ist man nachher nicht wirklich schlauer.
ich will in den nächsten wochen/monaten (wer weiß das schon haha... muss erst noch ein bisschen persönlichen dreck beseitigen) dann erstmal in ne bessere stadt ziehen und irgendwas arbeiten oder praktikum machen, um nen besseren plan zu bekommen.
kennst du übrigens switch reloaded?
ach und irgendwelche tipps für leute, die so ne deutschland-tour starten wollen? :P

[LaDiabla]

lol dann ist ein praktikum im kindergarten sicherlich besonders toll ;-) aber vielleicht kommst du ja gerade dadurch auf den geschmack.
ich hab literary, cultural and media studies studiert. ist für'n arsch. viel theorie bla bla, aber letztendlich ist man nachher nicht wirklich schlauer.
ich will in den nächsten wochen/monaten (wer weiß das schon haha... muss erst noch ein bisschen persönlichen dreck beseitigen) dann erstmal in ne bessere stadt ziehen und irgendwas arbeiten oder praktikum machen, um nen besseren plan zu bekommen.
kennst du übrigens switch reloaded?
ach und irgendwelche tipps für leute, die so ne deutschland-tour starten wollen? :P

praktikum im kindergarten ist herrlich...den ganzen tag mit lego spielen und schaukeln..haha

hört sich interessant...aber die meisten studiengänge sind fürn arsch.

am besten in kassel anfangen...hier ist schließlich der bääääär los.

natürlich kenn ich switch! obersalzberg..

[brokenwings]

praktikum im kindergarten ist herrlich...den ganzen tag mit lego spielen und schaukeln..haha

hört sich interessant...aber die meisten studiengänge sind fürn arsch.

am besten in kassel anfangen...hier ist schließlich der bääääär los.

natürlich kenn ich switch! obersalzberg..
ich habe diese scheinbare random frage gestellt, weil ich da dieses jahr praktikum gemacht habe. tv industrie wäre also wahrscheinlich ne möglichkeit, aber da musst du nerven aus stahl haben und deine seele an den satan verkaufen ;-)
und man kann da nicht den ganzen tag mit legos spielen und schaukeln...
ok, ich komm dann gleich mal in kassel vorbei :-P

[kemichels]

wtf German invasion

[LaDiabla]

ich habe diese scheinbare random frage gestellt, weil ich da dieses jahr praktikum gemacht habe. tv industrie wäre also wahrscheinlich ne möglichkeit, aber da musst du nerven aus stahl haben und deine seele an den satan verkaufen ;-)
und man kann da nicht den ganzen tag mit legos spielen und schaukeln...
ok, ich komm dann gleich mal in kassel vorbei :-P

das hört sich schon spannend an, aber kann ich mir auch schwer vorstellen. aber ich meine es gibt schlimmeres als die seele and satan zu verkaufen :D

haha, ich warte!

[brokenwings]

wtf German invasion want to join? ;-)

[brokenwings]

das hört sich schon spannend an, aber kann ich mir auch schwer vorstellen. aber ich meine es gibt schlimmeres als die seele and satan zu verkaufen :D

haha, ich warte!
ich weiß nicht, satan soll ein ziemlich fieser wichser sein. als jüdin müsstest du das eigentlich wissen :-p
adresse? :-P

[LaDiabla]

ich weiß nicht, satan soll ein ziemlich fieser wichser sein. als jüdin müsstest du das eigentlich wissen :-p
adresse? :-P

wir haben keinen satan...der böse typ im judentum heißt hitler...

plaza hotel
zimmer 245

meet me in an hour, bring lube.

[brokenwings]

wir haben keinen satan...der böse typ im judentum heißt hitler...

plaza hotel
zimmer 245

meet me in an hour, bring lube.
lol und lol. komme gleich... ich meine, du weißt schon, was ich meine

[LaDiabla]

lol und lol. komme gleich... ich meine, du weißt schon, was ich meine

hahahaha

biste schon da? :D

[brokenwings]

hahahaha

biste schon da? :D
hab das zimmer noch nicht gefunden. fang nicht ohne mich an. oder war das doch nur ein fake? mann o mann, schon wieder drauf reingefallen... i hate teh internetz

[songydarko]

wtf German invasion
I should join em.

[LaDiabla]

wtf German invasion
Das ist ja die reinste Demokratie hier!
hab das zimmer noch nicht gefunden. fang nicht ohne mich an. oder war das doch nur ein fake? mann o mann, schon wieder drauf reingefallen... i hate teh internetz
das einzig fake sind meine tittn.......ohhhhh
I should join em.

sorry, you're not my type.

[brokenwings]

I should join em.
why? i mean... welcome!

[kemichels]

why? i mean... welcome!

lol she was born in Germany, but refuses to speak it in front of me.

>: |

[brokenwings]

das einzig fake sind meine tittn.......ohhhhh


durch mein fernglas sehen die aber ziemlich echt aus. dein arzt hat nen ziemlich guten job gemacht

[brokenwings]

lol she was born in Germany, but refuses to speak it in front of me.

>: |
she should. it would help your sex life. german is incredibly sexy. ask diabla

[kemichels]

she should. it would help your sex life. german is incredibly sexy. ask diabla

I especially love when a woman spits in my face while talking. If she yelled at me in German I might be a little turned on though.

[LaDiabla]

durch mein fernglas sehen die aber ziemlich echt aus. dein arzt hat nen ziemlich guten job gemacht
dankeschön. ich bin auch sehr zufrieden mit denen.
she should. it would help your sex life. german is incredibly sexy. ask diabla

german is only sexy for people who like s&m.

[LaDiabla]

I especially love when a woman spits in my face while talking. If she yelled at me in German I might be a little turned on though.

SITZ! PLATZ! DU HURENSOHN!

[brokenwings]

I especially love when a woman spits in my face while talking. If she yelled at me in German I might be a little turned on though.
yelling and spitting are essential parts of the german language. and that's why so many babies are born here

[brokenwings]

SITZ! PLATZ! DU HURENSOHN!
jetzt komm ich aber wirklich

[LaDiabla]

jetzt komm ich aber wirklich

:fuck:

[brokenwings]

:fuck:
:toot:

[LaDiabla]

:toot:

das geräusch ist zum glück nicht irritierend während sex...

[brokenwings]

das geräusch ist zum glück nicht irritierend während sex...
gibt doch nichts schöneres als zu tröten, während man es treibt. da fallen mir deine falschen brüste auch gar nicht mehr auf

[LaDiabla]

gibt doch nichts schöneres als zu tröten, während man es treibt. da fallen mir deine falschen brüste auch gar nicht mehr auf

ich tröte auch so während ich es treibe :D

naja die ragen schon so 2 meter raus...

[brokenwings]

ich tröte auch so während ich es treibe :D

naja die ragen schon so 2 meter raus...
das will ich hören... und sehen. video?

[LaDiabla]

das will ich hören... und sehen. video?

2cRm11j38sI
zeXkQBF-XWg

[brokenwings]

bist du uschi oder muschi?

[Animalhill]

נאצים

[LaDiabla]

bist du uschi oder muschi?


uschi bzw die die nicht aussieht wie 12.

[brokenwings]

uschi bzw die die nicht aussieht wie 12.
haha welche? die labertasche oder die ruhige?

[LaDiabla]

haha welche? die labertasche oder die ruhige?

die ruhige..grüner bikini.

[brokenwings]

die ruhige..grüner bikini.
die ist mir auch sympathischer. schon alleine wegen des bikinis :P

[LaDiabla]

die ist mir auch sympathischer. schon alleine wegen des bikinis :P

lolz. das video ist vom letzten sommer...deshalb bikini.

[songydarko]

she should. it would help your sex life. german is incredibly sexy. ask diabla
hahah eh.

[brokenwings]

lolz. das video ist vom letzten sommer...deshalb bikini.
ach, du läufst doch immer so rum. gib es doch zu :P

und...

ich finds einfach nuir scheiße was ihr hier abzieht.wass soll des ,.??
lauter scheiße in die welt zu setzen von wegen " alle emos ritzen sich " und " emos sind immer debri"... emos sind devenitiv nicht IMMER debri... und ritzen tuhn sich auch net alle zb. ich.
lauter scheiß vorurteile....
ich könnt etz auch ne video antwort machen und euch beide verarschen !
abba im gegenstaz zu euch hab ich respeckt !

[songydarko]

I especially love when a woman spits in my face while talking. If she yelled at me in German I might be a little turned on though.
I'm not sure that'll happen anytime soon. Yelling at you... sure. In German? Probably not.

[brokenwings]

hahah eh.
try it!!!

[LaDiabla]

hahah eh.
deutsch ist sexy. verdammt nochaml, meine fresse ey.
ach, du läufst doch immer so rum. gib es doch zu :P

und...

ich finds einfach nuir scheiße was ihr hier abzieht.wass soll des ,.??
lauter scheiße in die welt zu setzen von wegen " alle emos ritzen sich " und " emos sind immer debri"... emos sind devenitiv nicht IMMER debri... und ritzen tuhn sich auch net alle zb. ich.
lauter scheiß vorurteile....
ich könnt etz auch ne video antwort machen und euch beide verarschen !
abba im gegenstaz zu euch hab ich respeckt !

jaaa ok...ertappt...mist.

das ist echt voll scheiße von uns, was wir da so abziehen...manche leute verstehen keinen sarkasmus...

[songydarko]

try it!!!
We'll see how Kevin feels about that one.

[brokenwings]

deutsch ist sexy. verdammt nochaml, meine fresse ey.


jaaa ok...ertappt...mist.

das ist echt voll scheiße von uns, was wir da so abziehen...manche leute verstehen keinen sarkasmus...
wer auch immer das geschrieben hat... sein fehlender sinn für humor ist sicherlich sein kleinstes problem. da sollte sich mal jemand mühe geben, dass er den sonderschulabschluss schafft

[LaDiabla]

wer auch immer das geschrieben hat... sein fehlender sinn für humor ist sicherlich sein kleinstes problem. da sollte sich mal jemand mühe geben, dass er den sonderschulabschluss schafft

auf jeden fall...apropo sonderschule...ne freundin von mir hatte sich 'ausversehen' an ner sonderschule angemeldet, weil sie sonst keine schule mehr genommen hat.
Und im Geschichtsunterricht gabs einen mit Tourette Syndrom, während der n text vorgelesen hat, ging es die ganze zeit: Marie Antoinette..FOTZE!

ja...

[brokenwings]

We'll see how Kevin feels about that one.
he will kiss your feet

[brokenwings]

auf jeden fall...apropo sonderschule...ne freundin von mir hatte sich 'ausversehen' an ner sonderschule angemeldet, weil sie sonst keine schule mehr genommen hat.
Und im Geschichtsunterricht gabs einen mit Tourette Syndrom, während der n text vorgelesen hat, ging es die ganze zeit: Marie Antoinette..FOTZE!

ja...
lol ich will auch auf die sonderschule

[LaDiabla]

lol ich will auch auf die sonderschule

das hab ich mir auch so gedacht. fast besser als kindergarten.

[brokenwings]

das hab ich mir auch so gedacht. fast besser als kindergarten.
und man lernt für's leben: mario antionette=fotze
wenn man das weiß, stehen einem alle karrierepforten offen

[LaDiabla]

und man lernt für's leben: mario antionette=fotze
wenn man das weiß, stehen einem alle karrierepforten offen

du meinst Karrierefotzen?

[Manicapathy]

Always be careful, because, this one time, we went out, I think it was a Friday night. I wore cologne to get the feeling right. Then we started making out, and she took off my pants, but then I turned on the TV.......and that's about the time that she walked away from me

[brokenwings]

du meinst Karrierefotzen?
haha ja stimmt, genau das meinte ich

[LaDiabla]

haha ja stimmt, genau das meinte ich

sehr gut, wir verstehen uns.

[brokenwings]

Always be careful, because, this one time, we went out, I think it was a Friday night. I wore cologne to get the feeling right. Then we started making out, and she took off my pants, but then I turned on the TV.......and that's about the time that she walked away from me
are you sure? did she walk away when you turned the tv on or when she took off your pants? try to remember! it matters!

[brokenwings]

sehr gut, wir verstehen uns.
das müsstest du doch mittlerweile wissen

[Jennurna Gray]

haha ja stimmt, genau das meinte ich

das ich dich liebe genau ja porno

[brokenwings]

das ich dich liebe genau ja porno
ich liebe dich auch, schatz

[Manicapathy]

are you sure? did she walk away when you turned the tv on or when she took off your pants? try to remember! it matters!
.......you know, when you say that, it throws the whole point of the first part of that song into question. Was it the fact that he was wanting to watch television, or did he have a small penis? EVERYTHING I KNOW AND LOVE HAS BEEN THROWN INTO QUESTION!

[brokenwings]

.......you know, when you say that, it throws the whole point of the first part of that song into question. Was it the fact that he was wanting to watch television, or did he have a small penis? EVERYTHING I KNOW AND LOVE HAS BEEN THROWN INTO QUESTION!
i vote for the penis!

[LaDiabla]

das müsstest du doch mittlerweile wissen
ich bin blond. danke.
das ich dich liebe genau ja porno

boar wie viele deutsche sind hier denn?

[songydarko]

lol she was born in Germany, but refuses to speak it in front of me.

>: |
By the way, you did hear me speak! That time I was on the phone with my oma, hellooo.

[brokenwings]

ich bin blond. danke.


boar wie viele deutsche sind hier denn?
bitte. hab dich lieb :-P
und ich glaube, sie ist eine fake deutsche. ich kenne sonst keinen, der einfach ein "porno" an ein satzende hängt. leider

[brokenwings]

By the way, you did hear me speak! That time I was on the phone with my oma, hellooo.
and your oma was actually me, but we don't want him to find out, right?

[LaDiabla]

bitte. hab dich lieb :-P
und ich glaube, sie ist eine fake deutsche. ich kenne sonst keinen, der einfach ein "porno" an ein satzende hängt. leider

ohhhh.

echt nicht? ich hänge auch überall ein 'porno' dran. porno.

[kemichels]

and your oma was actually me, but we don't want him to find out, right?

Your voice sounds like an old lady on the phone :shrug:

[brokenwings]

ohhhh.

echt nicht? ich hänge auch überall ein 'porno' dran. porno.
willst du mich heiraten porno?

[brokenwings]

Your voice sounds like an old lady on the phone :shrug:
yes, and the girls love my sexy voice

[kemichels]

By the way, you did hear me speak! That time I was on the phone with my oma, hellooo.

lol all you did was mutter "yah"

[kemichels]

yes, and the girls love my sexy voice

I knew I've been doing something wrong.

[LaDiabla]

willst du mich heiraten porno?

ja. porno!

[brokenwings]

ja. porno!
ein bisschen mehr begeisterung bitte porno

[brokenwings]

I knew I've been doing something wrong.
german + old lady's voice = getting all the girls

[songydarko]

lol all you did was mutter "yah"
Not true! I said plenty of other things. But whatev. Never speaking to you ever. So take that.

[songydarko]

and your oma was actually me, but we don't want him to find out, right?
Obviously.

[kemichels]

Not true! I said plenty of other things. But whatev. Never speaking to you ever. So take that.

Women don't need to talk anyways.

/is definitely going to get slapped tomorrow for this comment.

[LaDiabla]

ein bisschen mehr begeisterung bitte porno

ohhhhhhhh meinnnnn gottttt jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa porno!

[brokenwings]

Not true! I said plenty of other things. But whatev. Never speaking to you ever. So take that.
yes, and those plenty of other things you said were pretty sweet. and dirty.

[songydarko]

Women don't need to talk anyways.

/is definitely going to get slapped tomorrow for this comment.
/is definitely going to slap you with all force so you cry like a little baby just like you did yesterday.

[songydarko]

yes, and those plenty of other things you said were pretty sweet. and dirty.
You know they were.

[kemichels]

/is definitely going to slap you with all force so you cry like a little baby just like you did yesterday.

as long as we are roleplaying and getting into some of my humiliation fetishes, color me excited!

[brokenwings]

ohhhhhhhh meinnnnn gottttt jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa porno!
schon besser. treffen uns morgen beim standesamt. zieh dir was schönes an und dusch dich porno

[LaDiabla]

schon besser. treffen uns morgen beim standesamt. zieh dir was schönes an und dusch dich porno

schönes anziehen, ja..aber duschen? porno.

[songydarko]

as long as we are roleplaying and getting into some of my humiliation fetishes, color me excited!
Doesn't work that way, sorry to say.

[brokenwings]

schönes anziehen, ja..aber duschen? porno.
dann wenigstens rasieren porno?

[LaDiabla]

dann wenigstens rasieren porno?

du magst etwa keine bärtigen frauen?porno

[brokenwings]

Doesn't work that way, sorry to say.:jayz:

[brokenwings]

du magst etwa keine bärtigen frauen?porno
ich bin zu sehr von meinen porno idealen verblendet porno

[Jennurna Gray]

ich liebe dich auch, schatz

Ich fühle mich so sehr geliebt, und ich weiß nicht einmal, Deutsch!
;];]

[LaDiabla]

ich bin zu sehr von meinen porno idealen verblendet porno

ach wenn dass so ist...dann musst du dir aber die arschaare bleichn, wie im porno porno.

btw, ich geh schlafen

guteeee nacht :slutkiss:

[brokenwings]

Ich fühle mich so sehr geliebt, und ich weiß nicht einmal, Deutsch!
;];]
ist nicht schlimm. wir verstehen uns auch ohne worte. unsere liebe erträgt das

[brokenwings]

ach wenn dass so ist...dann musst du dir aber die arschaare bleichn, wie im porno porno.

btw, ich geh schlafen

guteeee nacht :slutkiss:
wss guckst du denn für pornos? ich wachs sie mir weg.
gute nacht. träum was schönes

[DWill]

a lot of porn is sadly like that. but there definitely is good shit out there as well. some with a more romantic, sensual approach. it is rather rare, however. and most of it is girl/girl material.
but, as it has been said already. many girls in porn really enjoy their job, so i don't see a problem with it.

Well if they enjoyed it so much, why would the adult industry have one of the highest suicide rates by profession?

[Charles777]

Entertaining thread is entertaining

[Regards]

To do: Be in love before you do it and marry the person ;-)

[bladerdude360]

What the fuck is going on with all this German. I'm freaking out, man....

[Lemmi!]

the answer is yes :-)

[phil19]

its prob been said but i think the biggest dont is saying someone elses name

[thehereaway]

its prob been said but i think the biggest dont is saying someone elses name

A friend of mine has said my name in bed with her boyfriend twice before, it makes me laugh. Its completely innocent though, because we are more like brother and sister. She just said it because she had been with me all day, so was used to saying my name - not because she fancies me or anything.

[phil19]

A friend of mine has said my name in bed with her boyfriend twice before, it makes me laugh. Its completely innocent though, because we are more like brother and sister. She just said it because she had been with me all day, so was used to saying my name - not because she fancies me or anything.

i think she wants your wang

[mattplayscheap]

Do: Listen to the entire DeJa Entendu Album
Not: bite on piercings ...it fucking hurts!

[Kassie09]

I feel like I can't participate in threads like this because my boyfriend goes on ap and would be like 'wtf why are you telling people this'

[reesa]

i think she wants your wang
haha :-p naughty.

[phil19]

haha :-p naughty.

i think she does though

[bstthngunvrhd7]

Do: Listen to the entire DeJa Entendu Album
Not: bite on piercings ...it fucking hurts!

You'd want to listen to 'Sic Transit Gloria..Glory Fades' , 'Me vs. Maradona vs. Elvis" or 'Guernica' while doing it? I mean, I wouldn't--with the subject matters of the songs and all.. Granted 'Sic' has a good beat and 'Me vs.' JL has a pretty damn sexy voice but I don't know..not romantical in my book, but to each their own, perhaps that's why I've never gotten any or anything..just a quick kiss on the cheek...

P.S Ok, I'll give you 'Tautou' that's a pretty hot sounding song...

[bstthngunvrhd7]

To do: Be in love before you do it and marry the person ;-)


Agreed with the being in love part--that's why I haven't done it yet because I haven't found anyone that I love enough to want to do it with and that would love me in return, for it to mean something instead of it being meaningless...

[brokenwings]

Well if they enjoyed it so much, why would the adult industry have one of the highest suicide rates by profession?
didn't know that. source?

[derekmoyer4]

I feel like I can't participate in threads like this because my boyfriend goes on ap and would be like 'wtf why are you telling people this'
haha, i know how you feel kassie.

[Viva Sonata]

To do: Be good at it. Also anal.

Not to do: Bodily functions.

[AMackChuck]

Dentists have the highest rate of suicide by profession. And I check 'yes' next to anal.

[brokenwings]

i'm happy a sex thread is once again featured in the "what's popular" section of the site.

[LaDiabla]

Porno

[4N6 science]

Porno

solid post!

[LaDiabla]

solid post!

thanks bby.

[SmokieB.High]

Start a fire in the middle of the room; then start having sex; the object is to com then you can put the fire out

This really gets your heart going

[brokenwings]

Start a fire in the middle of the room; then start having sex; the object is to com then you can put the fire out

This really gets your heart going
will try that right now

[SmokieB.High]

will try that right now
I use gasoline to start the fire; makes the game/sex more interesting

[brokenwings]

I use gasoline to start the fire; makes the game/sex more interesting
how do i put the fire out? do we have to use body fluids only?

[SmokieB.High]

Depends at first you know you wanna start small and maybe have a fire extingusher but eventully you should move the difficulty level up and start experimenting with things such as and including body fluids

[brokenwings]

Porno
:zoom:

[brokenwings]

Depends at first you know you wanna start small and maybe have a fire extingusher but eventully you should move the difficulty level up and start experimenting with things such as and including body fluids
sounds "hot" haha. who wants to join?

[Brand-new-123]

how do i put the fire out?
She used gasoline.

[shimmyshakes]

Well if they enjoyed it so much, why would the adult industry have one of the highest suicide rates by profession?

Honestly, how sane do you think porn stars were BEFORE they got into porn? They had to have problems or something mess them up to get into porn in the first place.

[ted is lying]

What would happen if a pornstar was going to college to be a dentist?

[Brand-new-123]

What would happen if a pornstar was going to college to be a dentist?
anal?



oral?

[4N6 science]

thanks bby.

No problem.

[Kevtron650]

Lay it in deep. thats all you need to do.

[Watermark]

Seriously?

[TakeThs2UrGrave]

two words.....pennsylvania pinecone

[KingJohn_654]

rusty trombone? anyone?

[AndrewIcex]

To do: Fore-Play only if you have the stamina to handle it.
Not to do: Do not.. Poke her in the eye during that fore-play, no play or post play can happen that way.

[KingJohn_654]

To do: Fore-Play only if you have the stamina to handle it.
Not to do: Do not.. Poke her in the eye during that fore-play, no play or post play can happen that way.

fact: rusty trombone > foreplay.

[Showandtold]

to do : aim low and pick the lonely chick
not to do: talk to her after ever again.

[wuduprod]

to do: wrap it up.

not to do: animals. that's fucking creepy.

[kaycey]

wtf is this shit

[ted is lying]

it is what to in the bed out of the bed, in the car, on the floor, by pool and on a homeless-man.

[timb89]

Make comments on the girls vagina.

[ted is lying]

Make comments on the girls vagina.
Sounds good to me.

[rollerman4221]

Ill OOP the J with ya homie, lemma know when and where

[ted is lying]

I have no idea what you just said... well lemon aid is nice.

[LENS!E.love.]

To do: Fore-Play only if you have the stamina to handle it.
Not to do: Do not.. Poke her in the eye during that fore-play, no play or post play can happen that way.

i like your way of thinking.

[AndrewIcex]

i like your way of thinking.
I like me some sex... and doing that is NOT a way to get ya some.

[LENS!E.love.]

I like me some sex... and doing that is NOT a way to get ya some.

very much so. i would slap a guy if he did that to me. and get up and walk away. He'd be pissed cause he didn't get to finish. Wouldn't you be?

[AndrewIcex]

very much so. i would slap a guy if he did that to me. and get up and walk away. He'd be pissed cause he didn't get to finish. Wouldn't you be?
Exactly, I believe both people should get their fix in... it is not fair that guys are the only ones assumed that they can finish and the girl cannot... gotta be equal.. both people get to get rid of the load.

[ted is lying]

Blue balls.

[LENS!E.love.]

Exactly, I believe both people should get their fix in... it is not fair that guys are the only ones assumed that they can finish and the girl cannot... gotta be equal.. both people get to get rid of the load.
that feeling is such a relief, yesterday i thought i was going to pass out i was breathing so heavy, like hyper ventilating, it was awful. But in the end it felt good.

[LENS!E.love.]

Blue balls.
Men say that sucks when they get thoes.

[AndrewIcex]

that feeling is such a relief, yesterday i thought i was going to pass out i was breathing so heavy, like hyper ventilating, it was awful. But in the end it felt good.
Get you some action yesterday?

[LENS!E.love.]

Get you some action yesterday?
yes, yes i did. it was quite nice. ;) im getting me some today aswell. my day should be great!

[AndrewIcex]

yes, yes i did. it was quite nice. ;) im getting me some today aswell. my day should be great!
Haha nice! That is very good to hear, its been a few days for me, I could use some!

[muttley]

I'd like to take back my lurk post. Upon second visit, this thread appears to be a total sausage fest with the exception of like, 4 posts.

[LENS!E.love.]

Haha nice! That is very good to hear, its been a few days for me, I could use some!
who couldnt? its nice.

[limepomegranate]

do it up

[LENS!E.love.]

do it up
i like your way of thinking.

[limepomegranate]

i like your way of thinking.
whythankyou

[LaDiabla]

I'd like to take back my lurk post. Upon second visit, this thread appears to be a total sausage fest with the exception of like, 4 posts.

go back to lurking.

[AndrewIcex]

who couldnt? its nice.
Its not just nice... understatement!

If its just nice, then you have had some mediocre times, no good.

[LENS!E.love.]

Its not just nice... understatement!

If its just nice, then you have had some mediocre times, no good.

when i get naked, A. i usually have sex. B. am taking a shower. C. changing clothes. D. all of the above

[AndrewIcex]

when i get naked, A. i usually have sex. B. am taking a shower. C. changing clothes. D. all of the above
Hmm nice! I think that is about the same for me too.

[LENS!E.love.]

Hmm nice! I think that is about the same for me too.
sex=magic. damn. i need to get some today.

[4N6 science]

sex=magic. damn. i need to get some today.

What are you doing! Get on that. Literally.

[jenny92786]

don't watch porn while doing the good deed. that would piss me off... esspecialy if i was a girl. honestly just be as romantic about it as posible.

nothing wrong with porn. after a while with the same person, you need to try many different things...excluding anal. no no thanks. lesbian porn...sure

[muttley]

go back to lurking.

Way ahead of you.

[ted is lying]

nothing wrong with porn. after a while with the same person, you need to try many different things...excluding anal. no no thanks. lesbian porn...sure
lesbain