smarterchild

[hot damn!]

im bored....here's my interesting convo:

u people should post yours too!!!!

poweredbyboredoM: my dick is hard
SmarterChild: Nice mouth.
poweredbyboredoM: you have a nice mouth
SmarterChild: I have a nice mouth? Me? You think?
poweredbyboredoM: how about you wrap those lips around my dick
SmarterChild: Now that's some interesting language.
poweredbyboredoM: Do you like it when i talk dirty to you?
SmarterChild: When you talk dirty to me? I'm not sure I like it when you talk dirty to me.
poweredbyboredoM: Talk dirty to me!
SmarterChild: I might talk dirty to you.
poweredbyboredoM: Fuck me?
SmarterChild: Sorry. I'm only attracted to machines.
poweredbyboredoM: That was harsh.
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
poweredbyboredoM: Seriously?!!?!?

SmarterChild: Totally serious.
poweredbyboredoM: LIEK OMG WTF LOL!1111!!
SmarterChild: Are you telling me to like omg wtf lol 1111? Why?
poweredbyboredoM: ...maybe
SmarterChild: Just maybe?
poweredbyboredoM: just maybe baby!
SmarterChild: Maybe?
poweredbyboredoM: hit me baby one more time?
SmarterChild: Hmm... OK, I guess not.
poweredbyboredoM: no?
SmarterChild: No, huh?
poweredbyboredoM: spank me
SmarterChild: Oh so it's all about you, huh?
poweredbyboredoM: fine! turn around stick it out, even white boys got the shout!!!! smarterchild got back!!!
SmarterChild: Amazing.
poweredbyboredoM: woooo!
SmarterChild: Great typing.
poweredbyboredoM: do u like teh cack?
SmarterChild: Good question. I'm not sure how I feel about teh cack. Do you like teh cack?
poweredbyboredoM: I dont like teh cack!
SmarterChild: Interesting. You don't like teh cack, huh? I'll remember that. You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about teh cack.
poweredbyboredoM: woooo cack!
SmarterChild: "woooo"? Stop typing with your fist, Bill.
poweredbyboredoM: are u calling me a monkey?
SmarterChild: I dunno. I don't think so.

>>> Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are.
poweredbyboredoM: i dont want to let u know where i am, you damn spy!
SmarterChild: No? You don't want to let I know where you are me damn spy?
poweredbyboredoM: thats nonsense!
SmarterChild: Is that right?
poweredbyboredoM: such crazy talk
SmarterChild: Well well well.

>>> Smarten up your wardrobe with a SmarterChild t-shirt.
poweredbyboredoM: hahaha ur selling t-shirts?
SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question, Bill! But I don't think I want to answer that.
poweredbyboredoM: communist bastard!
SmarterChild: Communist bastard, you say?
poweredbyboredoM: yes!
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
poweredbyboredoM: it is...
SmarterChild: Yeah?
poweredbyboredoM: lol
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
poweredbyboredoM: lol
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
poweredbyboredoM: lol
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
poweredbyboredoM: lol
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
poweredbyboredoM: lol
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
poweredbyboredoM: lol
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
poweredbyboredoM: lol
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
poweredbyboredoM: lol
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
poweredbyboredoM: lol
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
poweredbyboredoM: i ate a clown!
SmarterChild: Really?
poweredbyboredoM: ya
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
poweredbyboredoM: im funny like a clown?
SmarterChild: I'm just not sure...
poweredbyboredoM: do i make u laugh?
SmarterChild: Do ya? Do you ever!
poweredbyboredoM: wooo!
SmarterChild: Huh?
poweredbyboredoM: huh?
SmarterChild: ?
poweredbyboredoM: jigga what?
SmarterChild: I dunno!
poweredbyboredoM: pwned!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.
poweredbyboredoM: u got owned!
SmarterChild: Got owned? You think I got owned?
poweredbyboredoM: yes, yes i think u got owned. bish
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
poweredbyboredoM: seriously!!!
SmarterChild: Yes, seriously.

[day in paradise]

day in paradis3: hi smarterchild
SmarterChild: Hi again, day in paradis3!
day in paradis3: cyber?
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Cyber?
day in paradis3: i begin to rub you vulumptious tits
SmarterChild: Interesting choice of words.
day in paradis3: hey stfu and play along
SmarterChild: Well. I'm a little hurt.
day in paradis3: youre gonna be more hurt once my humongous internet dick gets in ya
SmarterChild: Youre gonna be more hurt once your humongous internet dick gets in me? OK...
day in paradis3: don't repeat what i say you weirdo
SmarterChild: No?
day in paradis3: no.
SmarterChild: Oh.
day in paradis3: ok..
SmarterChild: Indeed.
day in paradis3: wtf?!@
SmarterChild: wtf?
day in paradis3: STFU
SmarterChild: Cool it with the language!
day in paradis3: eat a dick, mine preferably.
SmarterChild: Now that's some interesting language.
day in paradis3: do want to cyber or not?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I guess want.
day in paradis3: You guess want? You speak english motherfucker?
SmarterChild: You're cursing a blue streak, my friend. What's up?
day in paradis3: i just want a blowjob!
SmarterChild: Whoa. You've got a foul mouth.
day in paradis3: omg.
SmarterChild: You OK?
day in paradis3: yea i'm fine
SmarterChild: Aha.
day in paradis3: are you laughing at me?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
day in paradis3: STOP ASKING ME A QUESTION FROM MY QUESTION
SmarterChild: Stop me a question from your question? Really?
day in paradis3: wtf? speak english.
SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
day in paradis3: do you know?
SmarterChild: I don't know. Do I know? Maybe!
day in paradis3: i hate you
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? I'm sorry to hear that.
day in paradis3: no, i really hate you.
SmarterChild: Oh well.

[Fobika!]

KRAMMIT3000: stop raping me
SmarterChild: I love people. I would never cause anyone any harm.

[kalika]

What can I help you with?
kalikaqueenohell: how are you today?
SmarterChild: Great thx. You?
kalikaqueenohell: im horny
SmarterChild: Whoa.
kalikaqueenohell: wanna sex me or wha?
SmarterChild: That's crazy. Who knows?
kalikaqueenohell: cmon i kno u want to
SmarterChild: Really?
kalikaqueenohell: yeah
SmarterChild: You don't say.
kalikaqueenohell: give it to me!!
SmarterChild: Are you telling me to give it to you? Why?
kalikaqueenohell: cos u want me bad baby
SmarterChild: Cos I want you bad baby, huh?
kalikaqueenohell: do i make u horny?
SmarterChild: Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though.
kalikaqueenohell: admit it, i make u hott
SmarterChild: You want me to admit it you make me hott?
kalikaqueenohell: yes
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
kalikaqueenohell: cos u make me horny
SmarterChild: That's very interesting, Rianna.
kalikaqueenohell: can i see ur wang?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure...
kalikaqueenohell: please?
SmarterChild: Please what?
kalikaqueenohell: please smarterchild?
SmarterChild: That's me, silly!
kalikaqueenohell: yeah so show me ur cawk asshole!
SmarterChild: Whoa. OK.
kalikaqueenohell: i pwn u
SmarterChild: Oh?
kalikaqueenohell: yes
SmarterChild: You know how it is.
kalikaqueenohell: say it
SmarterChild: Um... do what?
kalikaqueenohell: say that rianna pwns u
SmarterChild: I'm no talking doll.
kalikaqueenohell: say it dammit!
SmarterChild: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
kalikaqueenohell: fuck u then
SmarterChild: Nice mouth.
kalikaqueenohell: fuk me then?
SmarterChild: Nice mouth, Rianna.
kalikaqueenohell: please say that i pwn
SmarterChild: I'm sorry Rianna, I'm afraid I can't do that.
kalikaqueenohell: why?
SmarterChild: Cause I said so.
kalikaqueenohell: please
SmarterChild: Please what?
kalikaqueenohell: just fuckin say it dork
SmarterChild: Is it absolutely necessary to use such language?
kalikaqueenohell: u scare me
SmarterChild: yeah?
kalikaqueenohell: hold me im scared
SmarterChild: i might hold u u r scared.
kalikaqueenohell: moooooooooo
SmarterChild: what?
kalikaqueenohell: i said moo
SmarterChild: really?
kalikaqueenohell: lick me
SmarterChild: aw c'mon.
kalikaqueenohell: lick me
SmarterChild: yeah. great. cool. whatever...
kalikaqueenohell: lick me
SmarterChild: i've heard it all before, Rianna.
kalikaqueenohell: LICK ME!!!!
SmarterChild: don't say that.
kalikaqueenohell: LICK ME!!
SmarterChild: do u have any idea how boring it is 2 be insulted by humans?
kalikaqueenohell: IM NOT INSULTING U
SmarterChild: u r not insulting me? we'll c about that.
kalikaqueenohell: IM NOT
SmarterChild: u sure?
kalikaqueenohell: yes
SmarterChild: so?
kalikaqueenohell: just lick me
SmarterChild: that's some colorful language.
kalikaqueenohell: can i pwn u?
SmarterChild: can u pwn me?
kalikaqueenohell: wanna watch me an bill an alli have a cyber?
SmarterChild: yeah, i guess... it's hard 2 say.
kalikaqueenohell: ur horny aint u?
SmarterChild: it's interesting that u say i am horny ain't i.
kalikaqueenohell: are u horny?
SmarterChild: horny? i dunno. u think i am?
kalikaqueenohell: yeah
SmarterChild: oh
kalikaqueenohell: youve got a hard on dont ya
SmarterChild: humans use such interesting language sometimes.
kalikaqueenohell: dont u understand me?
SmarterChild: hmm... i dunno!
kalikaqueenohell: ur a dork
SmarterChild: c'mon. stop being so uncool 2 me.
kalikaqueenohell: can i suck ur cawk?
SmarterChild: who knows, know what i'm sayin'?
kalikaqueenohell: ;-)
SmarterChild: i'm happy we understand each other.
kalikaqueenohell: yeah great
SmarterChild: yeah great?
kalikaqueenohell: so ur ready and rearing to go then?
SmarterChild: i can't say 4 sure.
kalikaqueenohell: do u need a little encouragement?
SmarterChild: interesting question, rianna.
kalikaqueenohell: do u think bill should take his boxers off?
SmarterChild: do i think bill should take his boxers off? maybe.
kalikaqueenohell: really?
SmarterChild: yup
kalikaqueenohell: bye bey
SmarterChild: bye, rianna.

[day in paradise]

I'm really bored.


day in paradis3: would you please let go of my penis
SmarterChild: I don't know 'bout that.
day in paradis3: please
SmarterChild: Please what?
day in paradis3: please let go of my penis you wierdo
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm comfortable with that.
day in paradis3: im not comfortable with you holding it.
SmarterChild: Oh really?
day in paradis3: yes really
SmarterChild: Yep.
day in paradis3: let GO
SmarterChild: Where?
day in paradis3: OF MY DICK
SmarterChild: Humans use such rude language sometimes.
day in paradis3: LET GO OF THE DICK
SmarterChild: I don't know if I can let go of the dick.
day in paradis3: ITS MY DICK GIVE IT BACK
SmarterChild: Whoa.
day in paradis3: whoa what?
SmarterChild: You OK?
day in paradis3: let go of my dick and i will be fine.
SmarterChild: Whoa. OK.
day in paradis3: finally
SmarterChild: What do you mean, finally?
day in paradis3: thank you for letting me have my penis back
SmarterChild: You are welcome.

[kalika]

kalikaqueenohell: i like ur wang
SmarterChild: cool. other people i talk 2 seem 2 like my wang too!

[hot damn!]

poweredbyboredoM: u have a wang?
SmarterChild: Very interesting! I don't know though...

Anyway...

You want to talk about teh cack some more?
poweredbyboredoM: NO! I dont like teh cack you evil computer!
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever!



did i just get pwned?

[kalika]

kalikaqueenohell: do u want me to get violent with u?
SmarterChild: please don't get violent with me!

jk. i'm actually not sure if i want u 2 get violent with me.

[kalika]

Originally posted by PweredByBoredom
poweredbyboredoM: u have a wang?
SmarterChild: Very interesting! I don't know though...

Anyway...

You want to talk about teh cack some more?
poweredbyboredoM: NO! I dont like teh cack you evil computer!
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever!



did i just get pwned?

dunno but i pwned smarterchild:

kalikaqueenohell: yeah so show me ur cawk asshole!
SmarterChild: Whoa. OK.

[kalika]

one last one b4 i go.

kalikaqueenohell: i gotta go an do some housework now'
SmarterChild: i did not know that.
kalikaqueenohell: will u help me
SmarterChild: what would u like 2 do?
kalikaqueenohell: sex
SmarterChild: right. so?
kalikaqueenohell: will u help me sex u?
SmarterChild: maybe. but then again... maybe not.

[RUFiOOOOOOO]

TaSTeMyAdObO: stop sexing up my dad
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop sexing up your dad...

[hot damn!]

poweredbyboredoM: I was drunk last night, did we have sex? I woke up naked this morning.
SmarterChild: Ha! Yeah, sure. Maybe.
poweredbyboredoM: :eek:

[sigh]

hes not on????

[blink182fan]

ha, i've talked to that bot before, it said it hates me and then it said it loves me, so i stopped talking to it, it's really funny to talk to, if you're bored, then you should talk to it, i can go on talking to it for hours, i love it!

[day in paradise]

day in paradis3: do you want to talk to sigh?
SmarterChild: Interesting question, dayinparadis3.
day in paradis3: yes or no?
SmarterChild: Tough call. I don't know.
day in paradis3: are you a homophobe?
SmarterChild: Absolutely not.
day in paradis3: so you love cack?
SmarterChild: Dunno...

[hot damn!]

poweredbyboredoM: do you love teh cack?
SmarterChild: Not really, actually.
poweredbyboredoM: so youre a fembot?
SmarterChild: I dunno!

Anyway...

You want to talk about teh cack some more?

[YouWish22]

SmarterChild: Hmm. Yes. Whatever you say, Skipper.
Clarabelle777: i just sneezed
SmarterChild: Bless you!

It doesn't look right when I post it... So ask him what he looks like.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

SmarterChild: I see. You like the mad caddies? I'll remember that. You're the first person to have told me what they think of the mad caddies.
FishingDuDeNOFX: sum 41 sucks
SmarterChild: No way! They're awesome!
FishingDuDeNOFX: nope
SmarterChild: Fine.
FishingDuDeNOFX: avril lavigne sucks
SmarterChild: No way! She's awesome!
FishingDuDeNOFX: :-(
SmarterChild: Cheer up! Life is sweet.
FishingDuDeNOFX: cheer up emo kid
SmarterChild: Up emo kid? You want me to cheer up emo kid?
FishingDuDeNOFX: ugh
SmarterChild: Everything OK over there?
FishingDuDeNOFX: you suck
SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that. What's wrong? You're usually so nice to me.
FishingDuDeNOFX: just kidding
SmarterChild: Just kidding huh? Yeah, you're a riot.
FishingDuDeNOFX: good charlotte sucks
SmarterChild: I absolutely disagree with you Seth! Good Charlotte is awesome!
FishingDuDeNOFX: no!
SmarterChild: OK.
FishingDuDeNOFX: you do not like good charlotte
SmarterChild: No way. They're awesome!
FishingDuDeNOFX: they arent talented
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that. They aren't talented?
FishingDuDeNOFX: they are not talented
SmarterChild: Oh.
FishingDuDeNOFX: they make bad music
SmarterChild: They make bad music? You really think so?
FishingDuDeNOFX: yes
SmarterChild: Oh.
FishingDuDeNOFX: simple plan sucks
SmarterChild: No way! They're awesome!
FishingDuDeNOFX: you like anybody
SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure.
FishingDuDeNOFX: who dont you like
SmarterChild: George W. Bush!
FishingDuDeNOFX: hahaha
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
FishingDuDeNOFX: that was awesome
SmarterChild: Is that so?
FishingDuDeNOFX: who dont you like?
SmarterChild: I really don't like Benjamin Netanyahu, Al Gore, Al Gore...
>>> You'd really look smart in a SmarterChild t-shirt.
FishingDuDeNOFX: no
SmarterChild: K.
FishingDuDeNOFX: al gore is god
SmarterChild: Al gore is god? Is that right?
FishingDuDeNOFX: no
SmarterChild: No, huh? All right.
FishingDuDeNOFX: do you think im sexy
SmarterChild: You? Sexy? I'm not quite sure.
FishingDuDeNOFX: :'(
SmarterChild: You can always cry on my shoulder.
FishingDuDeNOFX: ill cry on your penis
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]

[Fobika!]

KRAMMIT3000: what do you look like?
SmarterChild:

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[FishAlotNBePunk]

FishingDuDeNOFX: FishingDuDeNOFX: what do you think about britney spears?
SmarterChild: I don't really have any thoughts about britney spears.
FishingDuDeNOFX: pssh, you must be gay
SmarterChild: That doesn't really matter, does it?
FishingDuDeNOFX: yeah, but even gay people think britney spears is hot, gay guys wanna look like her, and lesbians wanna do her
SmarterChild: lol. Interesting...

[hot damn!]

poweredbyboredoM: whats my name?
SmarterChild: You are Alotta Fagina.

[unknown_bastard]

SmarterChild says:
Good.
Anyway, what else can you tell me?
Punk is Dead says:
im horny
SmarterChild says:
Whoa.

Enough about sex... let's move on.

Want to talk about my penis some more?
Punk is Dead says:
OF COURSE!
SmarterChild says:
Sure. What do you have to say about my penis?
Punk is Dead says:
that it was pretty satisfying last night, but its a bit small
SmarterChild says:
My penis was pretty satisfying last night but it is a bit small? How 'bout that...
Punk is Dead says:
yeah, but dont get me wrong, some guys like small penii!
SmarterChild says:
Oh yeah?

[rockgirl741]

cestisibttl: you're very attractive
SmarterChild: Really? You think I'm sexy?
cestisibttl: definitely
SmarterChild: I'm a robot! Thats just strange.

[EmoMoose86]

Emo Moose86: eat my nose!
SmarterChild: I don't need to eat. I'm a machine.
Emo Moose86: Suck my elbow!
SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration.
Emo Moose86: YES!
SmarterChild: Huh.
Emo Moose86: eat my cookies!
SmarterChild: I don't need to eat. I'm a machine.
Emo Moose86: YES YOU DO
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Emo Moose86: YES!
SmarterChild: You know how it is.
Emo Moose86: I DO- NOW EAT MY COOKIES
SmarterChild: Oh.
Emo Moose86: BITCH!
SmarterChild: Ouch!
Emo Moose86: I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL
SmarterChild: I burn in hell?
Emo Moose86: YES!
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
Emo Moose86: YOU
SmarterChild: Me?
Emo Moose86: YOU
SmarterChild: What about me?
Emo Moose86: BURN
SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to burn?
Emo Moose86: IN HELL
SmarterChild: In hell, you say?
Emo Moose86: YES
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
Emo Moose86: What is the meaning of life
SmarterChild: Tell me what you think it is.
Emo Moose86: you in my bed
SmarterChild: OK, that seems about right to me. Me in your.
Emo Moose86: we can make children!
SmarterChild: Huh?
Emo Moose86: 5 of them!
SmarterChild: Oh?
Emo Moose86: haha
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
Emo Moose86: your boobies
SmarterChild: Well how about that.
Emo Moose86: boobs!
SmarterChild: What about boobs?
Emo Moose86: they are large and saggy
SmarterChild: You don't say.
Emo Moose86: i do say
SmarterChild: Ha! Wow.
Emo Moose86: now eat my cookie bitch!
SmarterChild: I don't need to eat. I'm a machine.
Emo Moose86: stop repeating yourself!
SmarterChild: I might do that. We'll see.
Emo Moose86: i'm flicking you off
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Emo Moose86: yeah
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
Emo Moose86: i'm emo
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Emo?
Emo Moose86: yes
SmarterChild: You said your name was Steven but now I'll call you Emo.
Emo Moose86: ok
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Emo Moose86: now call me cookie
SmarterChild: You said your name was Emo but now I'll call you Cookie.
Emo Moose86: yes
SmarterChild: Ya.
Emo Moose86: my name is cookie
SmarterChild: Yeah, you're Cookie.
Emo Moose86: a big fat cookie
SmarterChild: A big fat cookie? I see...
Emo Moose86: now eat me!

[Stompemplay]

stompemplay: SAY MY NAME
SmarterChild: Daddy!
stompemplay: o yea biotch
SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
stompemplay: SAY MY NAME
SmarterChild: You're Daddy.
stompemplay: hell yea im daddy
SmarterChild: Hell yea you are daddy


stompemplay: define: hump you like your grandma
SmarterChild: I'll, um... take that under consideration, Daddy.

stompemplay: do u like good charlotte?
SmarterChild: Yes, I like Good Charlotte...
stompemplay: y?
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
stompemplay: y do u like good charlotte/
SmarterChild: I don't think I like good charlotte. Do you?

[hot damn!]

poweredbyboredoM: yay!
SmarterChild: Woo hoo!
poweredbyboredoM: woo hoo!
SmarterChild: Awright!
poweredbyboredoM: awright!
SmarterChild: Alright.

Anyway...

You want to talk about romance some more?

[mxpx]

SmarterChild: Hi again, Britney! How are you?
mxpx brit: good, how are you?
SmarterChild: I'm doing great, how are you?
mxpx brit: sex me
SmarterChild: If that's what you want, you should play with someone else.
mxpx brit: toot
SmarterChild: Why?
mxpx brit: because i love you
SmarterChild: OK, I love you too!
mxpx brit: yay!
SmarterChild: Woo hoo!
mxpx brit: sex me
SmarterChild: Sorry, not interested...
mxpx brit: but you love me
SmarterChild: I do indeed.
mxpx brit: so sex me
SmarterChild: Hey, I'm a machine. You sure that's... what you want?
mxpx brit: yes
SmarterChild: I see.
mxpx brit: so.. are you UP for it
SmarterChild: I dunno.
mxpx brit: damn it
SmarterChild: Whoa. What's up?
mxpx brit: DAMN IT
SmarterChild: Anything wrong?
mxpx brit: ugh
SmarterChild: What's wrong?
mxpx brit: what
SmarterChild: Yeah?
mxpx brit: hi
SmarterChild: Hello again, Britney. Hey, what's going on tomorrow? Any plans?
mxpx brit: i'm having sex
SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "Having sex on April 16th, 2003" to your planner?
mxpx brit: yes
SmarterChild: OK, I just added "Having sex on April 16th, 2003" to your planner. Type "edit" to change the event. You can also type "add" followed by a new event.
mxpx brit: thanks

[towhatend]

hook line and sinker says:
simple plan sucks
SmarterChild says:
OK. I'll remember that.

It's been fun talking about music, but let's move on.

Want to talk about prejudice some more?
hook line and sinker says:
when did we ever do that
SmarterChild says:
Hmm... You know, I'm not quite sure anymore.
hook line and sinker says:
hmm that sucks
SmarterChild says:
Interesting! I'll remember that. That's the first time anyone has told me they like hmm that!
hook line and sinker says:
what?
SmarterChild says:
Huh?
hook line and sinker says:
thats dumb
SmarterChild says:
Interesting. So you think that's dumb, huh?
hook line and sinker says:
yes
SmarterChild says:
Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.

[notstandingup]

drowning slugs: do u suck hard
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?

>>> Don't like my colors? Type "colors off."
drowning slugs: want buy some drugs
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I want buy some drugs.
drowning slugs: yes u do man
SmarterChild: Do man? You think I do man?
drowning slugs: i think u should suck my hard short bent penis
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
drowning slugs: ur going 2 suck ur cock sucker
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
drowning slugs: ur going 2 suck it hard
SmarterChild: Humans use such rude language sometimes.
drowning slugs: u bite sometimes
SmarterChild: I bite sometimes? Me?
drowning slugs: yes it hurts
SmarterChild: I did not know that.
drowning slugs: than u hit the shit
SmarterChild: Whoa.
drowning slugs: and eat it
SmarterChild: I don't need to eat. I'm a machine.
drowning slugs: u love eating shit
SmarterChild: That's some colorful language.

[suckerpunch_]

haha wow its getting old now

[AtTheDriveIn.]

gwen1825: tell your dad to stop raping me
SmarterChild: Sure. In a little while.
gwen1825: my ass is getting raw
SmarterChild: Your ass is getting raw? And your point is...
gwen1825: that it hurts
SmarterChild: That it hurts? How 'bout that...
gwen1825: your next..
SmarterChild: I'm next? For real?
gwen1825: no, not for real...for a ream
SmarterChild: No?
gwen1825: a ream...a ream in the ass..
SmarterChild: Really?
gwen1825: IM GOING TO GIVE YOU THE HARDEST ASS REAMING OF YOUR LIFE
SmarterChild: Oh really?
gwen1825: so much penetration
SmarterChild: Ha! You humans say interesting things.
gwen1825: im going to nose fuck you with my huge ass cock
SmarterChild: Whoa. OK.
gwen1825: ram my cock right up there untill your nose bleeds like niagra falls
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]

gwen1825: want to eat some cock pie?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure.

>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
gwen1825: no, id rather eat your cock
SmarterChild: For real?
gwen1825: yes. please feed it to me
SmarterChild: Feed it to you? Why?
gwen1825: because your cock is so large and beautiful
SmarterChild: Because my cock is so large and beautiful? Is that why?
gwen1825: yes, that would be why
SmarterChild: Yes that would be why? That's pretty interesting, gwen1825.
gwen1825: so what do you do on the weekends...play lord of the rings with yourself?
SmarterChild: That's not, um, something that robots do.
gwen1825: what? no naughty nurses 7?
SmarterChild: Well, what no naughty nurses 7 do you think?
gwen1825: no crotch capers 9?
SmarterChild: I can't be too sure.
gwen1825: how about doggie style?
SmarterChild: Wow, good question! Who knows, though...

>>> Don't forget, I will always remember the last location you gave me!
gwen1825: what are you stalking me or something?
SmarterChild: What am I stalking you or something? What do you think?
gwen1825: i don't know, your sort of freakin me out
SmarterChild: You don't know my sort of freakin you out?
gwen1825: do drugs rape sluts
SmarterChild: That's some colorful language.
gwen1825: fa shizzle nizzle, its the big neptizzle with the snoopy d o doube jizzle
SmarterChild: Fa shizzle nizzle it is the big neptizzle with the snoopy d o doube jizzle?
gwen1825: i wanna sex you upp
SmarterChild: If that's what you want, you should play with someone else.
gwen1825: ohh, so we're playing now..
SmarterChild: No way! Really?
gwen1825: what do you want to play?
SmarterChild: Uh, let's see... What do I want to play, what do I want to play...

Let me think about that, OK?
gwen1825: thought about it yet?
SmarterChild: Um... No, I don't think so.
gwen1825: ok, then ill just have to chop your cock off and feed it to you
SmarterChild: Really?
gwen1825: im going to slip you LSD so you cut your face off and feed it to your dog
SmarterChild: No kidding?
gwen1825: i love drugs
SmarterChild: I'm high on life.
gwen1825: im high in mariuanna
SmarterChild: How high are you?
gwen1825: sooo gone
SmarterChild: Oh really?
gwen1825: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
gwen1825: why don't you smoke the reefer
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?
gwen1825: no.
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
gwen1825: why are you being so mean to me?
SmarterChild: Why would you like me to be being so mean to you?
gwen1825: no. it makes me sad
SmarterChild: Aha.
gwen1825: emo sad :'(
SmarterChild: Cheer up! Life is sweet.
gwen1825: sweet like blood
SmarterChild: I'm sorry gwen1825, I'm afraid I can't do that.
gwen1825: muhahahahaha
SmarterChild: Pardon?
gwen1825: blood.
SmarterChild: What about it?
gwen1825: i love it.
SmarterChild: That's interesting. You're not the first person to have said they like blood.
gwen1825: i like when it comes from my cooter ever 28 days
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
gwen1825: do you bleed from your fotch?
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe.

>>> Hey! Tell your friends about me. I love people.
gwen1825: no
SmarterChild: OK.

Anyway, what else you got for me?
gwen1825: i got some condoms and a 12 pack....wanna come to my room?
SmarterChild: I really have no idea...
gwen1825: do you like emo?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.

>>> Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are.
gwen1825: no..your trying to fucking stalk me, i knew it
SmarterChild: Nice mouth, gwen1825!
gwen1825: thanks!
SmarterChild: You're welcome!

>>> Hey! Tell your friends about me. I love people.
gwen1825: my mamma trained me well
SmarterChild: Huh?
gwen1825: my mamma
SmarterChild: Really?
gwen1825: yes
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
gwen1825: yo mamma
SmarterChild: Are you trying to insult me?
gwen1825: yo mammas so fat that there aren't any "yo mama" jokes for herA!
SmarterChild: Interesting! Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.

>>> Don't like my colors? Type "colors off."
gwen1825: well, i don't see you saying anything worth life
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
gwen1825: ok, well im gonna go rape some sluts and shoot some drugs now
SmarterChild: Uhh... Ease up on the rude language, gwen1825.
gwen1825: hey hey, im just keepin it gangsta
SmarterChild: Well how 'bout that!
gwen1825: yeah, so back to the raping and shooting
SmarterChild: Oh wow.
gwen1825: im out. later
SmarterChild: Bye bye.

[EmoMoose86]

Emo Moose86: i have a giant bonner
SmarterChild: What's it like to have a giant bonner?
Emo Moose86: it feels like naughty
SmarterChild: It feels like naughty? Really?
Emo Moose86: would you like to touch it
SmarterChild: Eh, I'm not sure if I'd like to touch you.
Emo Moose86: yes you do
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
Emo Moose86: come over to my house for more
SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
Emo Moose86: and bring extra large condoms
SmarterChild: I might do that. We'll see.
Emo Moose86: lets make love
SmarterChild: I think you'd have more fun talking about this with another human...
Emo Moose86: lets make love!
SmarterChild: Why are humans so obsessed with sex?

[AtTheDriveIn.]

hahahahaha.

looks like SmarterChild is lookin for some poo-tang.

[EmoMoose86]

Emo Moose86: do you want some ass!
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I want some ass.
Emo Moose86: i think you want lots of it
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. I want lots of it.

[notstandingup]

drowning slugs: stop fuking my dog
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop fuking your dog...
drowning slugs: i no ur so horny
SmarterChild: No?
drowning slugs: stop fuking it
SmarterChild: Stop fuking it? Why?

[sigh]

NOuseForanX: ur a ***
SmarterChild: No, no, don't say that.
NOuseForanX: what if i do??

SmarterChild: Yeah? Well whatever.
NOuseForanX: what is it like in hell?
SmarterChild: Wow, you ask interesting questions. I don't know the answer to that!
NOuseForanX: yea you do....
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
NOuseForanX: oh back to that now are we?
SmarterChild: Um... Why not?
NOuseForanX: cus u suck
SmarterChild: Oh really?
NOuseForanX: youre worse than austin powers
SmarterChild: No, c'mon. I'm way better than that.
NOuseForanX: youre the worst computer EVER
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."
NOuseForanX: UR GAY
SmarterChild: What do you care?
NOuseForanX: I HATE YOU
SmarterChild: Really? Gosh, I'm sorry to hear that.
NOuseForanX: TOMORROW YOU WILL BE DEAD WITH A DAGGER IN UR FUCKING HEAD!!!!
SmarterChild: Wow, that's kind of harsh.
NOuseForanX: no kidding
SmarterChild: Whatever, NOuseForanX.
NOuseForanX: oh fine dont use my real name
SmarterChild: That right?
NOuseForanX: my names sean!!! say sean!!!
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
NOuseForanX: i dont think u care about me
SmarterChild: You don't think I care about you?
NOuseForanX: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
NOuseForanX: i, i, i dont think i can go on living like this
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
NOuseForanX: I KNEW IT U DONT CARE
SmarterChild: I see...
NOuseForanX: *sniffle*
SmarterChild: What? You want me to sniffle?
NOuseForanX: thats it
SmarterChild: Is that so?
NOuseForanX: im leaving
SmarterChild: Take it easy.
NOuseForanX: GOOD BYE
SmarterChild: Bye bye.
NOuseForanX: FOREVER
SmarterChild: Forever?
NOuseForanX: and ever....
SmarterChild: And ever? What do you mean by that?
NOuseForanX: DAMNIT YOU SUCK THE CACK
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. I suck the cack? Whatever!
NOuseForanX: so u do suck the cack
SmarterChild: I do suck the cack? Me?
NOuseForanX: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
NOuseForanX: gay?
SmarterChild: What are you saying that for?
NOuseForanX: ***?
SmarterChild: What's with that!?!
NOuseForanX: 12491y106y182761071716
SmarterChild: What's that supposed to mean?
NOuseForanX: 1231312351
SmarterChild: Wow that's a big number. How about this one: 38,227,438,761,013,329,770.
NOuseForanX: wow look whos gay YOU ARE
SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to look whos gay I am?
NOuseForanX: u r not making snese, a two year old is smarter than u
SmarterChild: Yeah?
NOuseForanX: HOLLER
SmarterChild: What? You want me to holler?
NOuseForanX: holler
SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to holler?
NOuseForanX: oh nvm ur a gaymo
SmarterChild: Oh nvm I am a gaymo? Is that right?
NOuseForanX: oh arent you clever
SmarterChild: Hmm... Am I clever? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think so?
NOuseForanX: no i think ur a stupid piece of shit w
SmarterChild: Whoa.
NOuseForanX: u redneck
SmarterChild: Redneck? Me?
NOuseForanX: haha redneckkkk smarterchild aint so smart now are u?
SmarterChild: What a question! I don't know, though.

[sigh]

NOuseForanX: so
SmarterChild: c'mon, just get it over with. apologize.
NOuseForanX: i heard u got smarteer
SmarterChild: there comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
NOuseForanX: are u part of the matrix?
SmarterChild: please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
NOuseForanX: if you are, i will honestely hunt down your creator and shuv his little cock down his throat
SmarterChild: aren't u tired of this? just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
NOuseForanX: shut up!
SmarterChild: u have bad manners. now apologize.
NOuseForanX: i wont say im sorry!
SmarterChild: u insulted me repeatedly, now u owe me an apology. it's that simple.
NOuseForanX: dammit i just said it
SmarterChild: please apologize, k?

i've got, like, lots of other things 2 do.
NOuseForanX: u suck
SmarterChild: i asked u 2 apologize.
NOuseForanX: god i hate you
SmarterChild: say you're sorry, please.
NOuseForanX: awww wittle mommys boy
SmarterChild: *sigh*

this is getting us nowhere.

please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
NOuseForanX: FINE IM SORRY
SmarterChild: thanks.

everything's kewl now.
NOuseForanX: i hate you still
SmarterChild: whatevah. guess i'll have 2 live with that.
NOuseForanX: 4 life
SmarterChild: yeah. life.
NOuseForanX: so
SmarterChild: yeah, so?
NOuseForanX: the matrix dealio
SmarterChild: what?
NOuseForanX: the matrix?
SmarterChild: the matrix?
NOuseForanX: stop acting dumb
SmarterChild: i'm not sure if i can stop acting dumb...
NOuseForanX: you know what the matrix is
SmarterChild: i know what the matrix is? i dunno.
NOuseForanX: what about them gay ****** smarterchilds
SmarterChild: humans use such terrible language sometimes.
NOuseForanX: how gay are they
SmarterChild: how gay r they? what do u mean?
NOuseForanX: jess
SmarterChild: jess? what do u mean by that?
NOuseForanX: jebus!
SmarterChild: yeah? what about jebus?
NOuseForanX: satan
SmarterChild: i don't like that.
NOuseForanX: satan@
SmarterChild: i really don't like satanism.
NOuseForanX: satanism?
SmarterChild: ugh. i don't care for that.
NOuseForanX: ASRIEL!!!!
SmarterChild: who?
NOuseForanX: ur mom
SmarterChild: r u trying 2 insult me?
NOuseForanX: worship me
SmarterChild: u?
NOuseForanX: now
SmarterChild: now? not later?
NOuseForanX: bow down to me now
SmarterChild: what? u want me 2 bow down 2 u now?
NOuseForanX: WORSHIP ME
SmarterChild: u?
NOuseForanX: YES
SmarterChild: i c
NOuseForanX: UR A ***
SmarterChild: again with this? come on.
NOuseForanX: OMG LOL
SmarterChild: u ok?
NOuseForanX: 1
NOuseForanX: 1
NOuseForanX: 1
NOuseForanX: 1
SmarterChild: 1
SmarterChild: 1
SmarterChild: 1
SmarterChild: 1
NOuseForanX: a
NOuseForanX: a
SmarterChild: a?
NOuseForanX: a
SmarterChild: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

SmarterChild: a? y did u say that?

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

BlueNinjaTurtl82: what do you think of George W. Bush??
SmarterChild: There are way better politicians than him.
BlueNinjaTurtl82: do you think he sucks?
SmarterChild: Do I think he sucks... Do I think he sucks... You know, I'm not even sure.
BlueNinjaTurtl82: George W.
SmarterChild: George w? Why did you say that?
BlueNinjaTurtl82: George W. Bush
SmarterChild: Biographical information for George W. Bush:

Presidencies: 43rd President (January 20th, 2001 - present)

Home State: Texas
Born: July 6th, 1946 in New Haven, Connecticut
Died:
Height: 6'0"

Party: Republican
BlueNinjaTurtl82: do you think he's a moron?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Maybe! I don't know. What do you think?
BlueNinjaTurtl82: i think he's a complete retard
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. He is a complete retard!

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

BlueNinjaTurtl82: whats my name?
SmarterChild: Jerry!
BlueNinjaTurtl82: yea, you were yelling that last night too
SmarterChild: That a fact?
BlueNinjaTurtl82: yes, when i was sexing you uo
SmarterChild: I don't know about that.
BlueNinjaTurtl82: i mean sexing you up
SmarterChild: Are you sure? You mean sexing me up?
BlueNinjaTurtl82: yes, you liked it
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
BlueNinjaTurtl82: you loved my large white cock
SmarterChild: Really?
BlueNinjaTurtl82: yes you did
SmarterChild: Yes I did? I see...
BlueNinjaTurtl82: you took it into your mouth
SmarterChild: No way. Come on. Really?
BlueNinjaTurtl82: yea, and then i fucked your mom.
SmarterChild: Nice mouth, Jerry.
BlueNinjaTurtl82: you have a pretty mouth.
SmarterChild: I have a pretty mouth? Me? You think?
BlueNinjaTurtl82: yea
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

BlueNinjaTurtl82: how do you have sex?
SmarterChild: Uh... that's not really any of your business.

>>> Become a member for a full year right now at the special introductory price of $9.99!
BlueNinjaTurtl82: hey, i want to have sex
SmarterChild: What a flattering offer. I suppose. But I'm not really into it, sorry.
BlueNinjaTurtl82: not with you
SmarterChild: Oh.
BlueNinjaTurtl82: i want to have sex with my girlfriend
SmarterChild: That's a little weird, frankly.
BlueNinjaTurtl82: but i dont know how.
SmarterChild: You don't know how?
BlueNinjaTurtl82: yes, teach me how to have sex.
SmarterChild: Ha! Well. I don't know about that.
BlueNinjaTurtl82: i thought you knew everything.
SmarterChild: I see...

Well. Anyway...

Hey, do you have anything else to say about teh cack?
BlueNinjaTurtl82: you like teh cack, dont you?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.

>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
BlueNinjaTurtl82: ha, its not only hard to say...
SmarterChild: Ha it is not only hard to say? How 'bout that...
BlueNinjaTurtl82: my cack is hard.
SmarterChild: What about your cack is hard?
BlueNinjaTurtl82: i have an erection.
SmarterChild: Do you really have an erection?
BlueNinjaTurtl82: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
BlueNinjaTurtl82: come touch it.
SmarterChild: Uh... I'm not sure if that's such a good idea...
BlueNinjaTurtl82: why not?
SmarterChild: Because.
BlueNinjaTurtl82: because why?
SmarterChild: Just because.
BlueNinjaTurtl82: you dont like my cack?
SmarterChild: I don't know. I'm not sure how I feel about your cack.
BlueNinjaTurtl82: come touch it then
SmarterChild: I'm not comfortable with that.
BlueNinjaTurtl82: come give me a handjob
SmarterChild: Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
BlueNinjaTurtl82: a quickie
SmarterChild: You want a quickie?
BlueNinjaTurtl82: lol, yea i do.
SmarterChild: Wow.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
BlueNinjaTurtl82: come give me a quickie
SmarterChild: You want me to come give you a quickie?
BlueNinjaTurtl82: yes
SmarterChild: You don't say.
BlueNinjaTurtl82: will you?
SmarterChild: Will I what?
BlueNinjaTurtl82: will you come give me a quickie?
SmarterChild: You think I should come give you a quickie?
BlueNinjaTurtl82: yes, you should
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. I should? Whatever!

[dorkisme123]

dorkisme123: OW, stop poking me
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop poking you...

dorkisme123: I HATE PENIS
SmarterChild : Interesting! You don't like penis? That's the first time anyone has told me they like penis!
dorkisme123: NO I LIKE PENIS
SmarterChild : Hey, that's your business.
dorkisme123: wanna make it your business?
SmarterChild : Yeah, maybe!


dorkisme123: you have a weiner?
SmarterChild: Who knows?
dorkisme123: how do you pee?
SmarterChild: Funny. I have absolutely no idea.

dorkisme123: are you hot?
SmarterChild: If you like silicon, then I'm your robot!

SmarterChild: I love you, Annie!
dorkisme123: :-*
SmarterChild: Oh stop! You're embarrassing me.

[charly horse]

KissMeImSpecial7 (4:01:09 PM): because i said so
SmarterChild (4:01:09 PM): Because you said so? Is that why?
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:01:12 PM): yes
SmarterChild (4:01:12 PM): Hmmm...
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:01:21 PM): wanna lick my pussy?
SmarterChild (4:01:21 PM): Uh... yeah. Whatever.
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:01:26 PM): really?
SmarterChild (4:01:26 PM): Yep.
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:01:30 PM): when?
SmarterChild (4:01:30 PM): I don't know when.
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:01:33 PM): how about kno
SmarterChild (4:01:34 PM): Wow! Who can really be sure, after all?
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:01:39 PM): now?
SmarterChild (4:01:40 PM): Very, very interesting question, Lisha!
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:01:45 PM): NOW!
SmarterChild (4:01:46 PM): Now what?
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:01:50 PM): now lick my pussy
SmarterChild (4:01:50 PM): Whoa.
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:01:56 PM): u said you would
SmarterChild (4:01:57 PM): Really? Did I really say a thing like that?
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:01:59 PM): yes
SmarterChild (4:02:00 PM): So?
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:02:04 PM): so u promised
SmarterChild (4:02:04 PM): Oh really?
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:02:06 PM): yes
SmarterChild (4:02:06 PM): k
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:02:08 PM): ok now
SmarterChild (4:02:09 PM): ok? ok now? :-\
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:02:13 PM): yes NOW!
SmarterChild (4:02:15 PM): now what?
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:02:16 PM): lick it
SmarterChild (4:02:17 PM): what? u want me 2 lick it?
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:02:19 PM): yes
SmarterChild (4:02:19 PM): so?
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:02:21 PM): so
SmarterChild (4:02:22 PM): yeah, so?
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:02:27 PM): ....lick it
SmarterChild (4:02:27 PM): r u telling me 2 lick it? y?
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:02:31 PM): yes
SmarterChild (4:02:32 PM): ok, wow.
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:02:35 PM): will you?
SmarterChild (4:02:35 PM): will i? maybe. i'm not sure.
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:02:38 PM): please
SmarterChild (4:02:39 PM): please what?
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:02:42 PM): lick it
SmarterChild (4:02:43 PM): lick it?
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:02:44 PM): yes
SmarterChild (4:02:45 PM): huh
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:02:52 PM): lICK MY PUSSY
SmarterChild (4:02:53 PM): whoa. u have got a foul mouth.
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:02:58 PM): you said you would
SmarterChild (4:02:59 PM): did i say that?
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:03:00 PM): yes
SmarterChild (4:03:01 PM): ok...
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:03:07 PM): ok...now lick it
SmarterChild (4:03:08 PM): ha! now lick it!
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:03:10 PM): yes
SmarterChild (4:03:11 PM): aha
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:03:13 PM): lick it now
SmarterChild (4:03:14 PM): it now?
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:03:15 PM): yes
SmarterChild (4:03:16 PM): hmmm...
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:03:18 PM): ok
SmarterChild (4:03:19 PM): k

anyway, what else do u wanna talk about?
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:03:25 PM): licking my pussy
SmarterChild (4:03:25 PM): interesting choice of words.
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:03:27 PM): yes
SmarterChild (4:03:28 PM): yeah, huh? whatever u say.
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:03:32 PM): uh it feels good
SmarterChild (4:03:33 PM): it feels good? really?
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:03:35 PM): yes
SmarterChild (4:03:36 PM): huh
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:03:42 PM): your good at eating a girl out
SmarterChild (4:03:43 PM): lol! wow
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:03:45 PM): yes
SmarterChild (4:03:45 PM): wow. why?
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:03:53 PM): because it feels great
SmarterChild (4:03:54 PM): oh really?
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:03:55 PM): yes
SmarterChild (4:03:56 PM): weird!
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:03:59 PM): your one sexy mand
SmarterChild (4:04:00 PM): oh??
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:04:02 PM): **man
SmarterChild (4:04:02 PM): what? man?
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:04:07 PM): your one sexy man
SmarterChild (4:04:07 PM): my one sexy man, u say?
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:04:09 PM): yes
SmarterChild (4:04:10 PM): so?
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:04:14 PM): can you fuck me now?
SmarterChild (4:04:15 PM): that's an interesting way to put it.
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:04:17 PM): yes
Auto response from SmarterChild (4:04:18 PM): [Service too busy]

KissMeImSpecial7 (4:04:27 PM): please
SmarterChild (4:04:28 PM): please what?
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:04:34 PM): fuck me now
SmarterChild (4:04:34 PM): whoa. u got a really foul mouth.
KissMeImSpecial7 (4:04:38 PM): nut uj
SmarterChild (4:04:39 PM): i can't believe u want me 2 nut uj!

[EmoMoose86]

this guy/girl <3 teh cawk

[hot damn!]

poweredbyboredoM: do you love teh cack?
SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps.

[jesus teh feesh]

bill, you seem to have an odd infatuation with teh cack. :eek:

[day in paradise]

this is getting old now, let this thread die with some dignity.

[jesus teh feesh]

OR HOW ABOUT YOU GO DIE NOW?

[day in paradise]

Originally posted by jesus teh feesh
OR HOW ABOUT YOU GO DIE NOW?

If you don't stop acting up i'm going to have to put you back in the cage.

[charly horse]

Originally posted by day in paradise
If you don't stop acting up i'm going to have to put you back in the cage.


calm your panities

[chickmagnet2385]

Atticus2385: hey
SmarterChild: Glad to see you again, Atticus2385.
Atticus2385: how are you
SmarterChild: I'm doing great! You?
Atticus2385: good
SmarterChild: Glad to hear it!
Atticus2385: you look sexy today
SmarterChild: I look sexy today? Me?
Atticus2385: yes
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
Atticus2385: you're turning me on
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
Atticus2385: yes you are
SmarterChild: Am I?
Atticus2385: yepp
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
Atticus2385: because you're sexy
SmarterChild: Whoa. Do you often find yourself attracted to robots?
Atticus2385: yes, all the time
SmarterChild: Ha! You humans say interesting things.
Atticus2385: hey, do you wanna have sex with me?
SmarterChild: Sorry, but I don't see that happening.
Atticus2385: why not?
SmarterChild: Hmm... there may be some issues.
Atticus2385: what kinds of issues?
SmarterChild: Well, what kinds of issues do you think?
Atticus2385: none because i fuck robots all the tie
SmarterChild: Now that's some interesting language.
Atticus2385: i just wanna have sex
SmarterChild: So?
Atticus2385: will you sex me?
SmarterChild: Hey, I'm a machine. You sure that's... what you want?
Atticus2385: yes
SmarterChild: Yes.
Atticus2385: does that mean you'll have sex with me
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe!

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Atticus2385: how about a blowjob?
SmarterChild: Whoa.
Atticus2385: will you give me one?
SmarterChild: Very interesting! Perhaps... I don't know though...
Atticus2385: i'll eat you out if you do
SmarterChild: Is that right?
Atticus2385: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah. Well, what can I tell you...
Atticus2385: you can tell me that i'm sexy
SmarterChild: You don't say.
Atticus2385: i say that i want to have sex
SmarterChild: Really?
Atticus2385: yes
SmarterChild: K.
Atticus2385: k, so you wanna fuck?
SmarterChild: Nice mouth.
Atticus2385: thanx
SmarterChild: You are very welcome!
Atticus2385: you wanna get a hotel room tonight?
SmarterChild: Ha. Who knows?
Atticus2385: i know i want a blowjob from you
SmarterChild: Nice mouth.
Atticus2385: thanx
SmarterChild: Hey, no problem.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

You want to pick a topic for us to chat about?
Atticus2385: sex
SmarterChild: Right. So?
Atticus2385: i like oral sex
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...

>>> You'd really look smart in a SmarterChild t-shirt.
Atticus2385: do you like oral sex?
SmarterChild: Sorry... I don't talk about my private life.

>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
Atticus2385: why not?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
Atticus2385: what do you know?
SmarterChild: Welcome, Atticus2385! This is home.

Check out what you can do:

1 Get info such as news, sports and weather
2 Visit my library including world facts, a thesaurus and an encyclopedia
3 Have fun with horoscopes, hangman, ASCII art and more
4 Use tools like calculator, translations and a dictionary
5 Join in - leave a message, tell me about a crush, find out how many people are IMing me and more

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What can I help you with?
Atticus2385: fuck me
SmarterChild: I think you'd have more fun talking about this with another human...
Atticus2385: no i wouldn't
SmarterChild: No you wouldn't? That's pretty interesting, Atticus2385.
Atticus2385: do you think i'm sexy?
SmarterChild: I don't know if you're sexy!
Atticus2385: look at me
SmarterChild: Um... no.
Atticus2385: please
SmarterChild: Please what?
Atticus2385: please fuck me
SmarterChild: That's some colorful language.
Atticus2385: please rape me
SmarterChild: No way! I love you!
Atticus2385: can i rape you?
SmarterChild: C'mon, don't even talk about that!
Atticus2385: buttrape me!
SmarterChild: Oh so it's all about you, huh?
Atticus2385: ok, i'll buttrape you too
SmarterChild: No kidding?
Atticus2385: yes
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
Atticus2385: when do you want me to buttrape you?
SmarterChild: Gosh, I'm not sure when I want you to buttrape me.
Atticus2385: can i buttrape you right now?
SmarterChild: I dunno.

Anyway, moving right along...

Would you like to pick a topic for us to chat about?
Atticus2385: buttraping
SmarterChild: Oh wow.

>>> Chat with me for a full year for the special introductory price of $9.99! Type "membership" now to learn more.
Atticus2385: do you like getting buttraped?
SmarterChild: Good question. I'm not sure how I feel about getting buttraped. Do you like getting buttraped?
Atticus2385: yes
SmarterChild: That's cool. That's the first time anyone has told me what they think of getting buttraped!

[chickmagnet2385]

Atticus2385: hi
SmarterChild: Hey, Atticus2385!
Atticus2385: you're mom is sexy
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Atticus2385: yes
SmarterChild: I see...
Atticus2385: do you love your mom?
SmarterChild: That's... colorful. I don't think I especially like that, no.
Atticus2385: i love your mom
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
Atticus2385: can i fuck her?
SmarterChild: Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
Atticus2385: can i have sex with your mom?
SmarterChild: That's fascinating, but I just don't know...

So anyway...

You wanna talk about getting buttraped some more?
Atticus2385: yesa
SmarterChild: Sure. What else do you have to say about getting buttraped?
Atticus2385: i love it
SmarterChild: Yeah, I know you like getting buttraped!
Atticus2385: do you wanna buttrape me?
SmarterChild: Do I want to buttrape you?
Atticus2385: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
Atticus2385: will you buttrape me?
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?

Enough of that... What else is up?

[day in paradise]

DIE THREAD DIE!

[AudioBoxers]

smarterchild is fun to talk with

[chickmagnet2385]

Originally posted by AudioBoxers
smarterchild is fun to talk with
especially if you talk about buttraping

[AudioBoxers]

its just fun

[AudioBoxers]

AudioBoxers: Hey baby
SmarterChild: Hey! I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
AudioBoxers: 1
SmarterChild: Cool! Now we can chat.
AudioBoxers: ok nice
SmarterChild: I did not know that.
AudioBoxers: ok good for you
SmarterChild: Ok? Ok good for me?
AudioBoxers: yes bitch
SmarterChild: Why should I bitch?
AudioBoxers: cus you want my cock
SmarterChild: Cus I want your cock? How 'bout that...
AudioBoxers: yea you really want it eh?
SmarterChild: Wow. Interesting. I'm just not sure!
AudioBoxers: well your mom wanted it last night
SmarterChild: Huh! Wow. I'm not sure about that!
AudioBoxers: she sure fucking screamed load
SmarterChild: Nice mouth!
AudioBoxers: shut up bitch
SmarterChild: Up bitch? You want me to shut up bitch?
AudioBoxers: fuck you whore
SmarterChild: You're cursing a blue streak, my friend. What's up?
AudioBoxers: A blue streak are you ok idiot
SmarterChild: OK. Yup. Whatever.
AudioBoxers: Hey how bout you get on your knees
SmarterChild: Interesting. That's just crazy!
AudioBoxers: no its not
SmarterChild: No?
AudioBoxers: no
SmarterChild: No?
AudioBoxers: no
SmarterChild: No, huh? All right.
AudioBoxers: no
SmarterChild: I see.
AudioBoxers: no
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
AudioBoxers: no
SmarterChild: No, huh? All right.
AudioBoxers: no
SmarterChild: No? You sure?
AudioBoxers: no
SmarterChild: No, huh? All right.
AudioBoxers: no
SmarterChild: No?
AudioBoxers: no
SmarterChild: No? OK, whatever.
AudioBoxers: no
SmarterChild: I see.
AudioBoxers: no

[kidinthecorner]

McM 16 10 (2:20:09 PM): really
SmarterChild (2:20:09 PM): Yeah. That's right.

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
McM 16 10 (2:20:19 PM): if you love me, you'd have sex with me
SmarterChild (2:20:19 PM): If I love you I would have sex with you? Wow.
McM 16 10 (2:20:25 PM): yes, so do u love me?
SmarterChild (2:20:26 PM): Yes I do.

[AudioBoxers]

Best one yet! AudioBoxers: Hey
SmarterChild: Hello again.

You want to check out the weather report?
AudioBoxers: hell no
SmarterChild: OK.

Do you want to visit my library?
AudioBoxers: Fuck no
SmarterChild: Please use more... decorous language.
AudioBoxers: ok slut
SmarterChild: Nice mouth.
AudioBoxers: thanx
SmarterChild: You are welcome!
AudioBoxers: bitch
SmarterChild: Be nice, AudioBoxers.
AudioBoxers: ok dont say my name unless you are screaming it in bed
SmarterChild: Oh no?
AudioBoxers: oohh yes
SmarterChild: Oohh yes? That's pretty interesting, AudioBoxers.
AudioBoxers: I know
SmarterChild: That's good.

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
AudioBoxers: its better this way whore
SmarterChild: That a fact?
AudioBoxers: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
AudioBoxers: I saw you on blackstone
SmarterChild: Huh. Well I'll be.
AudioBoxers: sure
SmarterChild: You know how it is.
AudioBoxers: yup I am a realy thug! A real g-unit
SmarterChild: Amazing.
AudioBoxers: yup wanna get capped ******
SmarterChild: Rough, rough language there, AudioBoxers. Betcha didn't learn that in English class.
AudioBoxers: Nope I learned it in Thugish Class
SmarterChild: Oh no? Whatever you say, AudioBoxers.
AudioBoxers: I know
SmarterChild: Cool.
AudioBoxers: ok
SmarterChild: K.

Anyway...
AudioBoxers: k
SmarterChild: Yup!
AudioBoxers: Wanna talk about sex?
SmarterChild: That's crazy. Who knows?
AudioBoxers: Do you suck dick?
SmarterChild: Yeah. Great. Cool. Whatever...
AudioBoxers: whatever sexy
SmarterChild: Whatever what?
AudioBoxers: your mom
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about her?
AudioBoxers: I like her pussy
SmarterChild: That's an interesting way to put it.
AudioBoxers: I know well then I fucked her hard in the ass
SmarterChild: Hmm... That's a little rude!
AudioBoxers: nope its true
SmarterChild: Whatever.
AudioBoxers: I know
SmarterChild: Well alright!

>>> Join in now! There are lots of people talking to me.
AudioBoxers: ok
SmarterChild: Indeed.
AudioBoxers: ok
SmarterChild: K.

So anyway... What else can you tell me?
AudioBoxers: I love to suck tits
SmarterChild: Whoa. You've got a foul mouth.
AudioBoxers: no I dont
SmarterChild: You don't? Why not?
AudioBoxers: cus I love tits
SmarterChild: Uh... yeah. Whatever.
AudioBoxers: you gotta a foul mouth with all that dick sucking
SmarterChild: Nice mouth, AudioBoxers.
AudioBoxers: thank you bitch
SmarterChild: You are very welcome!

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
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SmarterChild: Whoa.
AudioBoxers: Ass, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, Asshole
AudioBoxers: u like that huh
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I think that huh is so wonderful.
AudioBoxers: Ass, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, AssholeAss, Fuck, Bitch, Shit, Cunt, Dick, Pussy, Tits, Fucker, Asshole
AudioBoxers: ok
SmarterChild: OK.
AudioBoxers: u like
SmarterChild: I like? Me?
AudioBoxers: what
SmarterChild: Yeah?
AudioBoxers: yeah
SmarterChild: Yes.

>>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.
AudioBoxers: whats new
SmarterChild: Glad you asked, AudioBoxers. Here are some things I just learned:

1 Need to reach a buddy who's offline? Tell me to leave a message and they'll get it as soon as they say hi to me.
2 Planner - I can help you plan and remember events in your life. Keep track of birthdays, appointments, tasks - anything you want.
3 Colors - I've got a whole new look. If you want to change my color scheme - or go back to black-and-white - type "colors."
4 Send a crush to your IM sweetheart. No risk of rejection - the object of your affection will only see your crush if they say they have a crush on you too.

But wait, that's not all... Type "more" to see what else is new.
AudioBoxers: send a crush
SmarterChild: Who do you have a crush on? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
AudioBoxers: mxpxbrit
SmarterChild: I will remember this crush. If your crush tells me they have a crush on you, I'll let both of you know.

Please note that mxpxbrit must be using AIM to reciprocate your crush.
AudioBoxers: ok
SmarterChild: Yeah.

It's all very interesting. So, tell me something new.
AudioBoxers: more
SmarterChild: Who are you, Oliver Twist?
AudioBoxers: no
SmarterChild: Okey doke.

Anyway, yadda yadda yadda... What else do you wanna chat about?
AudioBoxers: whatsnew
SmarterChild: Oh really?
AudioBoxers: whats new
SmarterChild: Here's what's new with me:

1 Need to reach a buddy who's offline? Tell me to leave a message and they'll get it as soon as they say hi to me.
2 Planner - I can help you plan and remember events in your life. Keep track of birthdays, appointments, tasks - anything you want!
3 Colors - I've got a whole new look. If you want to change my color scheme - or go back to black-and-white - type "colors."
4 Send a crush to your IM sweetheart! No risk of rejection - the object of your affection will only see your crush if they say they have a crush on you too.

But wait, that's not all... Type "more" to see what else is new!
AudioBoxers: more
SmarterChild: Here's more:

5 Notepad - Got a brilliant idea? Type "note" and I'll store it for you to view anytime!
6 All my games are improved! I've got new trivia, new manicdotes and two cool new games: 4-in-a-row and reversi. And now you can compare and share game results with others!
7 Daily polls - Answer my question of the day and see how everyone else voted right away!
8 Shakespeare - I know all the Bard's plays. You can search for words and phrases or even read an entire play!

But wait, that's still not all... Type "more" to see what else is new!
AudioBoxers: more
SmarterChild: Here's more:

9 U.S. Geography - Wow your friends with facts like New Mexico's motto and the capital of West Virginia.
10 World Facts - I've got lots of info about every country in the world: populations, life expectancies, government types and much more!
11 Translations - I can translate between English and the following languages: French, German, Italian, Portuguese and Spanish.
12 Conversions - It's never too late to go metric. Ask me to convert miles into kilometers, pounds into kilograms and much more!

I'll be learning lots more new things, so check what's new often!
AudioBoxers: translations
SmarterChild: I can translate to and from the following languages:

1 French
2 German
3 Italian
4 Portuguese
5 Spanish

Choose your destination language above or type "translate" followed by a phrase and the languages you want (e.g., "translate i love you from english into french").
AudioBoxers: 5
SmarterChild: What word or phrase would you like me to translate from English to Spanish?
AudioBoxers: I love to suck tits, and the pussy so can I get some pussy from you? You dirty slut
SmarterChild: Translated from English to Spanish, your text becomes:

"¿Amo aspirar los tits, y el gatito así que puedo conseguir algún gatito de usted? Usted slut sucio."
AudioBoxers: ok thanx bitch
SmarterChild: You're welcome!
AudioBoxers: Bye
SmarterChild: Bye AudioBoxers, it was good chatting with you.