NASA will bomb the moon in 5 weeks

[SpacePunk]

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=nasas-mission-to-bomb-the-moon-2009-06

"The attack on the Moon is not a declaration of war or wanton vandalism. Space scientists want to see if any water ice or vapour is revealed in the cloud of debris."

"Though the Moon mostly a dry airless desert, they believe ice could be trapped in crater shadows near the south pole which never receive any sunlight. If so it could provide vital supplies for a manned moonbase."


Is there something else going on here?

Ed Mitchell (6th man on the moon) has gone on record saying that NASA have been working with aliens since the 50s.

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Countless Naval Intelliegence Officers and ex-NASA employees have come forward and stated that there are bases on the moon.

And in the same week this Moon bombing mission started (June 2009), astronomers abruptly lost access to US Military satellite data - information they were using to track meteors.

http://www.nature.com/news/2009/090612/full/459897a.html

[Rodeo]

WHAT! That's amazing!

[macabre]

Aliens working with NASA... Really?

[Animalhill]

:-d We bomb EVERYTHING.

[perceptrons]

I believe they covered this on NOVA Science, seemed perfectly fine to me.

[Smash Adams]

I knew hiring Michael Bay as director of NASA was a mistake

[saysmydoctor]

We're going to fuck the moon upppppppp

[the andyspecial]

don't want to mess around with God's America

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[blimpcityhero11]

We're pretty sure the aliens are harboring WMDs on the dark side of the moon...

[zachff]

I knew hiring Michael Bay as director of NASA was a mistake
Haha nice.

Reminds me of that pre-movie cell phone commercials about the guy wanting to blow up Mount Rushmore.

[superichie]

I personally feel that there is no way we can be alone in this universe. It's just too big and there's too much of it we have not seen.

[Smash Adams]

I personally feel that there is no way we can be alone in this universe. It's just too big and there's too much of it we have not seen.
There probably is, but it's not necessarily ET, might just be worms or microscopic organisms

[stereokiller]

I personally feel that there is no way we can be alone in this universe. It's just too big and there's too much of it we have not seen.

hopefully, their favorite bands are the ones we love too. haha.

[stereokiller]

:-d We bomb EVERYTHING.

:lol:

good one.

EDIT: qft

[Animalhill]

:lol:

good one.

EDIT: qft
haha I am high and can't tell if you are being genuine or extremely sarcastic.

[stereokiller]

haha I am high and can't tell if you are being genuine or extremely sarcastic.

genuine. i'm not good at being sarcastic. lol.

[AndrewIcex]

We are probably going to kill ourselves or something... like knock the moon off course or something.

All I know is something bad is going to happen.

[Animalhill]

genuine. i'm not good at being sarcastic. lol.
Haha word- like I said, pretty high at the moment, so forgive my questioning of your motives.

[superichie]

hopefully, their favorite bands are the ones we love too. haha.

hahahahaha!

[superichie]

haha I am high and can't tell if you are being genuine or extremely sarcastic.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Animalhill]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
:bow: Indeed, sir.

[x togepi x]

sorry weirdo conspiracy theorists, we signed a treaty that bands that sort of thing with Russia. I don't exactly think Russia is going to be cool with us bombing the moon.

try again, i'd like to hear shit about reptillians. bring your A-game.

[MyNameIsRoss]

haha I am high and can't tell if you are being genuine or extremely sarcastic.

haha

[Sic Transit Zeb]

I mean really? We think there is water so we're gonna bomb it! Can't we detect water in planets/stars millions of light years away? Pretty sure this is just a test. Big Fuck you to other countries, I mean..it's pretty bad ass to say, "hey look man, I just bombed the moon....what did you do today?"

[stereokiller]

Haha word- like I said, pretty high at the moment, so forgive my questioning of your motives.

no biggie.

and haha!

[MyNameIsRoss]

bomb + moon = water

any questions?

[stereokiller]

haha

HAHAHAH!

[Animalhill]

hahahaha I love how they stress that it is 'nonviolent', as if the moon may retaliate.

[Smash Adams]

hahahaha I love how they stress that it is 'nonviolent', as if the moon may retaliate.
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f159/RaulMonkey/MacTonight.jpg
This man is the greatest criminal mastermind in the universe obviously

[AndrewIcex]

hahahaha I love how they stress that it is 'nonviolent', as if the moon may retaliate.
Haha well when we knock the moon off of its orbit path... and something goes wrong... we might just get what is coming to us.

[My Broken Fever]

Haha well when we knock the moon off of its orbit path... and something goes wrong... we might just get what is coming to us.
That would be hilarious.

[Animalhill]

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f159/RaulMonkey/MacTonight.jpg
This man is the greatest criminal mastermind in the universe obviously
*hates web filters at work*
Cannot see the picture my friend. Also, what part of NYC are you from? Curious because I have good friends in the Bronx.

[Animalhill]

Haha well when we knock the moon off of its orbit path... and something goes wrong... we might just get what is coming to us.
haha right? Its like:
"Hey Jim, you know that giant rock in the sky that maintains the normality of our tides? Lets BOMB it!"

[AndrewIcex]

That would be hilarious.
And also very very very bad haha. I am laughing and probably should not be, but it just shows how stupid us American's can be.

[Smash Adams]

*hates web filters at work*
Cannot see the picture my friend. Also, what part of NYC are you from? Curious because I have good friends in the Bronx.
Mac Tonight! The moon man from Mc Donalds
Long Island, not NYC

[AndrewIcex]

haha right? Its like:
"Hey Jim, you know that giant rock in the sky that maintains the normality of our tides? Lets BOMB it!"
Haha along with... could possible knock the earth off of its current orbit around the sun... AND slow down or speed up earth's rotational speed, we could be fucked.

[Animalhill]

Mac Tonight! The moon man from Mc Donalds
Long Island, not NYC
hahaha nice! Word- I have a friend from Long Island as well.
Haha along with... could possible knock the earth off of its current orbit around the sun... AND slow down or speed up earth's rotational speed, we could be fucked.
:-d Humans are just so fucked up.

[Animalhill]

Mac Tonight! The moon man from Mc Donalds
Long Island, not NYC
hahaha word. I also have a friend from Long Island and family in Rye.
Haha along with... could possible knock the earth off of its current orbit around the sun... AND slow down or speed up earth's rotational speed, we could be fucked.
:-d Humans are so fucked up.

[AndrewIcex]

hahaha nice! Word- I have a friend from Long Island as well.

:-d Humans are just so fucked up.
Haha yeah, and in the process fucking ourselves over, AWESOME!

[Animalhill]

Haha yeah, and in the process fucking ourselves over, AWESOME!
Oh well- I'd like to watch the world end anyways.

[bladerdude360]

bomb + moon = water

any questions?
The logic is airtight!

[Animalhill]

In all seriousness though, despite a bomb being a questionable medium, finding ice/evidence of water on the moon will have huge implications.

[AndrewIcex]

Oh well- I'd like to watch the world end anyways.
Haha well that is a positive way of looking at it, good sir, you are on it!

[SockMonkeyRiot]

Well, this is only going to piss off the Nazis

http://www.ironsky.net/

[Regards]

sorry weirdo conspiracy theorists, we signed a treaty that bands that sort of thing with Russia. I don't exactly think Russia is going to be cool with us bombing the moon.

try again, i'd like to hear shit about reptillians. bring your A-game.
love how the only intelligent post in this thread was overlooked.

[Animalhill]

Well, this is only going to piss off the Nazis

http://www.ironsky.net/
זיין את הנאצים.

[deFobbed14yrs]

wait i thought the moon was made out of cheese?

oh we're all gonna die we're all gonna die hte man on the moon is gonna kill us all

[AndrewIcex]

Too many drugs. ^ haha

[Roboman]

We are probably going to kill ourselves or something... like knock the moon off course or something.

All I know is something bad is going to happen.

What an astoundingly stupid statement.

[Machu505]

We are probably going to kill ourselves or something... like knock the moon off course or something.

All I know is something bad is going to happen.
We've nuked the earth many, many times. We're still on course.

[DDAANNIIEELL]

We are probably going to kill ourselves or something... like knock the moon off course or something.

All I know is something bad is going to happen.

no

[Praetor]

We are probably going to kill ourselves or something... like knock the moon off course or something.

All I know is something bad is going to happen.
I don't think you've been properly berated for this yet.

[muttley]

:moonboom:

[Smeee]

We are probably going to kill ourselves or something... like knock the moon off course or something.

All I know is something bad is going to happen.

So much lol here.

I don't think you've been properly berated for this yet.

Hahahaha.

[perceptrons]

I don't think you've been properly berated for this yet.
Yeah, that is really up there on the list of stupidest things I've ever read on here.

I'm a little baffled that so many people ignored it.

[BurymeWalkAway]

This is the exact reason GWAR lusts for space so badly.We are so retarded. Like come on we all know they wiped out every living creature that lived on that shithole thousands of years ago. Like come on look at the thing. There's nothing left. This is just a waste of the money. Also you can't forget about the tank that's on the moon.

[nerdvglc]

:-d We bomb EVERYTHING.
ha fucking ha! we really do...

[AndrewIcex]

What an astoundingly stupid statement.

We've nuked the earth many, many times. We're still on course.

no

I don't think you've been properly berated for this yet.

So much lol here.



Hahahaha.

Yeah, that is really up there on the list of stupidest things I've ever read on here.

I'm a little baffled that so many people ignored it.


Well okay then.

Have any of you heard of Planetary Billiards? (It can apply here, in a much less extreme case). Its something we are discussing in my Astronomy class, our own Moon was in theory created by this exact theory... and since everything is relative in Astronomy anything can indeed happen... did you know there is a Planet out there that has recently been found that is literally going in a Retrograde orbit because of that same theory (Planet Billiards) as well? Not saying an explosion or anything would guarantee anything bad to happen to the moon or its current course (cause it probably wont but its never out of the question) ... but knowing for a fact that nothing bad can happen from literally hitting the moon with weapons just shows a bit of ignorance... not saying its going to.. but saying NOTHING can/will happen, seems a bit of a stretch. I mean I would trust they would not do this unless they knew nothing bad could happen... but my Astronomy teacher seems to think there is about 87% chance that all will go as planned (and he has quite the Astronomy background, his credentials are pretty crazy) .. but since this is space and crazier things have happened in it, nothing is a guarantee.


But the fact that you guys took the original post from the quoted posts so seriously, now that is funny to me.. it was kinda for extreme sarcasm.

(Kinda in a "oh my! the end of the world" kinda thing, so yeah.)

But the paragraph is the less joking and more Astronomical look on the subject.

[Roboman]

Well okay then.

Have any of you heard of Planetary Billiards? (It can apply here, in a much less extreme case). Its something we are discussing in my Astronomy class, our own Moon was in theory created by this exact theory... and since everything is relative in Astronomy anything can indeed happen... did you know there is a Planet out there that has recently been found that is literally going in a Retrograde orbit because of that same theory (Planet Billiards) as well? Not saying an explosion or anything would guarantee anything bad to happen to the moon or its current course (cause it probably wont but its never out of the question) ... but knowing for a fact that nothing bad can happen from literally hitting the moon with weapons just shows a bit of ignorance... not saying its going to.. but saying NOTHING can/will happen, seems a bit of a stretch. I mean I would trust they would not do this unless they knew nothing bad could happen... but my Astronomy teacher seems to think there is about 87% chance that all will go as planned (and he has quite the Astronomy background, his credentials are pretty crazy) .. but since this is space and crazier things have happened in it, nothing is a guarantee.


But the fact that you guys took the original post from the quoted posts so seriously, now that is funny to me.. it was kinda for extreme sarcasm.

(Kinda in a "oh my! the end of the world" kinda thing, so yeah.)

But the paragraph is the less joking and more Astronomical look on the subject.

All theories on planetary formation and orbits aside, the force imparted on the moon from launching a missile into it will be next to nothing. That thing still does weigh 7.347x10^22 kg. Unless we find out the moon really is made of cheese and it explodes in a giant cheesy fountain, then I don't see what could possibly go wrong (on the moon's side of things, that is. We've already shown that we can fuck up any sort of space mission). Sure, I'm no astronomer (that dream went away years ago), I think I'm just being reasonable here.

[I'm DC]

I hope when this happens it makes it so it's always early fall. I love that season!

[Mirrorsandfevers]

Well this sure is interesting.

[AndrewIcex]

All theories on planetary formation and orbits aside, the force imparted on the moon from launching a missile into it will be next to nothing. That thing still does weigh 7.347x10^22 kg. Unless we find out the moon really is made of cheese and it explodes in a giant cheesy fountain, then I don't see what could possibly go wrong (on the moon's side of things, that is. We've already shown that we can fuck up any sort of space mission). Sure, I'm no astronomer (that dream went away years ago), I think I'm just being reasonable here.
Well, because of the over abundance of brave posters bashing on me for such ridiculous reasons (cause I thought it was pretty sarcastic, I guess that was missed, which I apologize for.) ... For the guy saying we have bombed the earth so many times, well... the earth maybe able to handle it for now... does not mean the moon will have the same exact reaction (it could, but who knows until we try.. right?) because it is not nearly the size and mass of the earth... it just can't be compared. Now, I also did not say anything bad would happen to the moon (like blow it to pieces or anything like that) ... but the moon does effect us, so we could do something to ourselves... but like I said, there is no promise that it will go all as planned or not, its just all a guess as of now.

I am also no astronomer either, I just know I had class today... and I brought it up to my teacher and he said he knew all about it well he knew they had discussed it in the past (apparently its not a new idea), his closest friend is pretty connected to NASA, (which was way interesting to find out today) so basically it sparked a 45 minute talk in a hour and 15 minute class... which was nice, but I did learn something in it today which happens to be relevant to all these folks attacking me.

[WTG]

I personally feel that there is no way we can be alone in this universe. It's just too big and there's too much of it we have not seen.

I agree that we are not the only intelligent race ever to exist, but what are the odds that there is another intelligent race out there right now? We have only had radio waves for roughly 100 years, before that we would have been impossible to find by any other potential races out there. So, yes, I think there are other intelligent beings, but I don't think that we will EVER find them, no matter how long we look. They would have to be at the same point in evolution as us, and that is just very unlikely.

[Roboman]

Well, because of the over abundance of brave posters bashing on me for such ridiculous reasons (cause I thought it was pretty sarcastic, I guess that was missed, which I apologize for.) ... For the guy saying we have bombed the earth so many times, well... the earth maybe able to handle it for now... does not mean the moon will have the same exact reaction (it could, but who knows until we try.. right?) because it is not nearly the size and mass of the earth... it just can't be compared. Now, I also did not say anything bad would happen to the moon (like blow it to pieces or anything like that) ... but the moon does effect us, so we could do something to ourselves... but like I said, there is no promise that it will go all as planned or not, its just all a guess as of now.

I am also no astronomer either, I just know I had class today... and I brought it up to my teacher and he said he knew all about it well he knew they had discussed it in the past (apparently its not a new idea), his closest friend is pretty connected to NASA, (which was way interesting to find out today) so basically it sparked a 45 minute talk in a hour and 15 minute class... which was nice, but I did learn something in it today which happens to be relevant to all these folks attacking me.

While I did miss the sarcasm in that previous post, I must also say I simply don't understand how you can say that whatever will happen is merely a "guess". I'm pretty sure (or sincerely hope) these types of operation aren't done without some consideration of the outcome. I think we (moreso, the guys at NASA) know enough about the physics behind launching a missile into something to know that, yes, even though the moon is a lot smaller than the earth, it's still pretty fucking massive and immovable when compared to a rocket. Just have some faith, man!

[AndrewIcex]

While I did miss the sarcasm in that previous post, I must also say I simply don't understand how you can say that whatever will happen is merely a "guess". I'm pretty sure (or sincerely hope) these types of operation aren't done without some consideration of the outcome. I think we (moreso, the guys at NASA) know enough about the physics behind launching a missile into something to know that, yes, even though the moon is a lot smaller than the earth, it's still pretty fucking massive and immovable when compared to a rocket. Just have some faith, man!
Well the sarcasm was also continued in the conversation that followed it, I figured people might read through it.. but I guess they didn't.

I would also hope they (NASA) would know enough about all the possible outcomes that could occur by shooting the moon (when I type it like that, shooting the moon sounds crazy), and would not really do it if there was no guarantee that it would be all okay in the end. But my professor seemed to be confident in it, but he said there are always weird occurrences and like I said earlier, crazier things have happened.. and he gave like 5 examples of stuff that has happened that they were definitely not prepared for... so that did make me a little nervous ha, I won't lie. But I will have faith!

And I guess I will have to deal with every other poster tomorrow when they see they were quoted... oh well.

[J.C.]

I can only assume this means the moon has oil.

[Smeee]

Well the sarcasm was also continued in the conversation that followed it, I figured people might read through it.. but I guess they didn't.

I would also hope they (NASA) would know enough about all the possible outcomes that could occur by shooting the moon (when I type it like that, shooting the moon sounds crazy), and would not really do it if there was no guarantee that it would be all okay in the end. But my professor seemed to be confident in it, but he said there are always weird occurrences and like I said earlier, crazier things have happened.. and he gave like 5 examples of stuff that has happened that they were definitely not prepared for... so that did make me a little nervous ha, I won't lie. But I will have faith!

And I guess I will have to deal with every other poster tomorrow when they see they were quoted... oh well.

I just found the thought of us knocking the moon out of orbit quite amusing. I have absolutely no intention (or ability) to enter into an astronomical argument about it though haha.

[Yellowcard2006]

What happens if the moon starts heading on a collision course with earth?

brb gotta call Bruce Willis

[Charles777]

I gotta say, this is strange

[Skillen]

Your trying to tell me we're talking to aliens from a space station on the moon and I still don't have my fucking jet-pack BS!

[AndrewIcex]

I just found the thought of us knocking the moon out of orbit quite amusing. I have absolutely no intention (or ability) to enter into an astronomical argument about it though haha.
Haha well that is fine, the only information I am aware of is what my professor has provided me with (in my notes and such) ... like I said in the previous posts... he went on a 45 minute spree on talking what could happen, what wont happen and what they are hoping will happen... he seemed to take it very seriously, but then again... anything in that class is his career/obsession.. so that explains a lot. And I mean he said it did not have to completely destroy the orbit of course, I think he said if it made even the slightest of impact on the orbit that could do something negative for the very near future (which would make sense if it did, cause the exact orbit is very important to us), but he is counting on it not happening, but.. even then he seemed confident in what they were doing.

[mattmatumbo]

:-d We bomb EVERYTHING.

Brutal ROFL!

[kwsqd]

There probably is, but it's not necessarily ET, might just be worms or microscopic organisms
and Jesus.

[Animalhill]

ha fucking ha! we really do...
haha indeed.

[Animalhill]

Brutal ROFL!
:bow:

[SpacePunk]

Bumping for the bombing.

[SpacePunk]

Now it's 2 spacecraft..

http://week.manoramaonline.com/cgi-bin/MMOnline.dll/portal/ep/contentView.do?contentId=6073288&programId=1073754912&pageTypeId=1073754893&contentType=EDITORIAL

[Jason Tate]

I think it's safe to say SpacePunk is one of the worst posters in this entire forum ... his conspiracy theories crack me up to no end.

[saysmydoctor]

Take him seriously. Bombing the Moon is legit.

[SpacePunk]

I think it's safe to say SpacePunk is one of the worst posters in this entire forum ... his conspiracy theories crack me up to no end.

It's not a "secret".

And everything I have stated in this thread (including Ed Mitchell's testimony) is verifiable.

I posed a few questions to start a discussion.

[Jason Tate]

It's not a "secret".

And everything I have stated in this thread (including Ed Mitchell's testimony) is verifiable.

I posed a few questions to start a discussion.
Why is "secret" in quotes? I didn't use that word.

Doesn't make it any less crackpot.

And I find it hilarious. Simple as that.

[SpacePunk]

Why is "secret" in quotes? I didn't use that word.

Doesn't make it any less crackpot.

And I find it hilarious. Simple as that.

Good for you, but I started the thread to draw attention to the bombing (which is happening).. not have you come in an try to turn it into a joke.

There are plenty of other ways to look for water on the moon than setting off a 2 ton bomb, and I wanted to discuss the possibility of other motives behind the mission.

[Jason Tate]

Good for you, but I started the thread to draw attention to the bombing (which is happening).. not have you come in an try to turn it into a joke.
It is a joke.

And it looks like you created the thread to ask: "Is there something else going on here?" and then start talking about aliens.

So again. :crackup:

[TEAMRAMROD]

:popcorn:

[SpacePunk]

It is a joke.

And it looks like you created the thread to ask: "Is there something else going on here?" and then start talking about aliens.

So again. :crackup:

I edited my post just before your reply.

And I guess there is no point in getting into aliens with you if :crackup: is your response.

[Jason Tate]

I edited my post just before your reply.

And I guess there is no point in getting into aliens with you if :crackup: is your response.
What other ways are there to check for "ice .. trapped in crater shadows near the south pole"?

The idea of having a rational conversation with you was tossed out a loooooong time ago, laughing is the only way to deal with your crackpot theories and insanity.

[SpacePunk]

What other ways are there to check for "ice .. trapped in crater shadows near the south pole"?

They already know there is water on the moon - would be the simplest answer. They don't need to bomb the South Pole to demonstrate it. But I won't go into the details in case of another
:-d :-p X-)

The idea of having a rational conversation with you was tossed out a loooooong time ago, laughing is the only way to deal with your crackpot theories and insanity.

I would pay to watch you laugh in Ed Mitchell's face.

[Jason Tate]

They already know there is water on the moon - would be the simplest answer. But I won't go into the details in case of another
:-d :-p X-)



I would pay to watch you laugh in Ed Mitchell's face.
That's not an answer to my question.

The dude is 79, pretty sure I can take him. Believing an old man about (insert subject) without any sort of tangible proof is lunacy. :rolleyes:

[saysmydoctor]

Who the fuck is Ed Mitchell?

[Jason Tate]

Who the fuck is Ed Mitchell?
The 79 year old astronaut that says there are aliens.

[SpacePunk]

Who the fuck is Ed Mitchell?

6th man on the moon.

[saysmydoctor]

Well, he is an astronaut. Guess that makes his words sacrosanct.

[ted is lying]

The 79 year old astronaut that says there are aliens.
You mean the 79 year old astronaut that knows there are aliens.

[Jason Tate]

Well, he is an astronaut. Guess that makes his words sacrosanct.
Well, he's only 90% sure. ;-) He won't go all Ron Hubbard on our asses quite yet -- he's just the UFO clan's paper messiah.

[SpacePunk]

Well, he is an astronaut. Guess that makes his words sacrosanct.

I would take the word of a guy who worked with NASA over most others. And there are plenty others who have come forward.

7vyVe-6YdUk

[Jason Tate]

You mean the 79 year old astronaut that knows there are aliens.
Nope. Not what he said at all (http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/1998/oct/m12-010.shtml) (more (http://www.ufoevidence.org/documents/doc1923.htm)).

[Jason Tate]

I would take the word of a guy who worked with NASA over most others. And there are plenty others who have come forward.
No wonder religions are followed so fucking blindly. Seriously? This passes as critical thinking?

[saysmydoctor]

So according to the title, the moon is getting bombed early next week.

I swear to God, if I don't see fireworks in the sky, SpacePunk better get permabanned.

[Jason Tate]

So according to the title, the moon is getting bombed early next week.

I swear to God, if I don't see fireworks in the sky, SpacePunk better get permabanned.
It's tomorrow.

Here's how to watch (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/08/moon-bombing-video-watch_n_313945.html).

Don't forget the tin hat.

[SpacePunk]

So according to the title, the moon is getting bombed early next week.

I swear to God, if I don't see fireworks in the sky, SpacePunk better get permabanned.

Tomorrow.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/08/moon-bombing-video-watch_n_313945.html


ITN (UK) "Moon Bomb: Stellar science or cosmic coverup?"

http://itn.co.uk/d928b20a1f67f1913b1d176b0036791a.ht ml

[saysmydoctor]

No wonder religions are followed so fucking blindly. Seriously? This passes as critical thinking?
NASA membership card > evidence.

[Jason Tate]

Tomorrow.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/08/moon-bombing-video-watch_n_313945.html


ITN (UK) "Moon Bomb: Stellar science or cosmic coverup?"

http://itn.co.uk/d928b20a1f67f1913b1d176b0036791a.ht ml
Posting links like this is the equivalent of telling me there is a God because someone on the internet wrote about it. Honestly.

[Jason Tate]

NASA membership card > evidence.
I think the government is holding back the knowledge because it would ruin organized religion forever! And clearly - the government needs religion to continue dominating our lives. If we knew there were aliens ... just imagine the chaos!

[SpacePunk]

Posting links like this is the equivalent of telling me there is a God because someone on the internet wrote about it. Honestly.

I posted links to legitimate news websites to show that the bombing is happening.. and you try to mock that as delusional?

If I had a dollar for every times you went into a thread and posted 100 links to make a point...

[saysmydoctor]

http://umphulump55.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/mars-attacks.jpg

[Jason Tate]

I posted links to legitimate news websites to show that the bombing is happening.. and you try to mock that as delusional?

If I had a dollar for every times you went into a thread and posted 100 links to make a point...
What a ridiculous attempt at revisionist history. We can see the link you posted -- and no one will buy your description. Nor has anyone claimed the bombing is not happening.

You'd probably have zero dollars. Don't think I've ever posted 100 links.

[Jason Tate]

http://umphulump55.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/mars-attacks.jpg
http://newssohot.com/bed_bugs/pics/tinhat.jpg

[ted is lying]

It's tomorrow.

Here's how to watch (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/08/moon-bombing-video-watch_n_313945.html).

Don't forget the tin hat.
Man when we fuck up those moon aliens, heads in washington are going to roll. I think this is a cover up because we have to kill all of those space aliens so they can no longer send UFO, to take our cows and draw cool shit in our corn. We are taking aim at the major alien city, Kachirho and simply saying that they have water. GF NASA

[Jason Tate]

Man when we fuck up those moon aliens, heads in washington are going to roll. I think this is a cover up because we have to kill all of those space aliens so they can no longer send UFO, to take our cows and draw cool shit in our corn. We are taking aim at the major alien city, Kachirho and simply saying that they have water. GF NASA


Water on the moon is like Oil in the middle east.

Fuck that shit. It's ours.

[ted is lying]

I posted links to legitimate news websites to show that the bombing is happening.. and you try to mock that as delusional?

If I had a dollar for every times you went into a thread and posted 100 links to make a point...
Dam you would have so many dollars. Time for me to prove it.
http://poppypetunia.blogspot.com/2009/09/pets-spooky-pooches.html

[SpacePunk]

Now we're resorting to posting pictures in an attempt to look clever?

[ted is lying]

Water on the moon is like Oil in the middle east.

Fuck that shit. It's ours.
But Obama doesn't want war or nature resources, he just wants us all to get along. So I think Obama has been taken over by aliens.

[J.C.]

if you belieeeeeeeeeeve we put a bomb on the moon, bomb on the mooooooooooon

[SpacePunk]

If you look at the findings of the Indian probe in November last year (that measured the water in the thin atmosphere - an atmosphere that was not detected in the 60s), it is obvious that an atmosphere on the moon has not occured naturally.. (nevermind the fact that it would be impossible).

"The mass spectrometre in the MIP registered signatures of hydrogen, helium, oxygen, carbon dioxide and water.
'In that signature, we could see a strong component corresponding to a mass fraction of 18, which is nothing but water."

"The data returned by the mass spectrometre indicated the presence of many molecules of different masses."

Indian Space Agency chief G. Madhavan Nair

Molecules of different masses is a good indication of something going on up there.

[TEAMRAMROD]

Maybe they'll find Jimmy Hoffa.

[denissuxx]

Thread title worries me

[IAPAI]

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[Jason Tate]

So did the aliens show up?

[TheZeroKid]

if you belieeeeeeeeeeve we put a bomb on the moon, bomb on the mooooooooooon

lulz.

[neo506]

Water on the moon is like Oil in the middle east.

Fuck that shit. It's ours.
IhnUgAaea4M

[saysmydoctor]

The moon doesn't exist anymore. Way to go NASA.

[perceptrons]

I watched the live feed this morning, so anti-climactic.

[Sic Transit Zeb]

See, the downfall of humanity. bombing the moon will knock it off orbit .0028328923 % thus killing our earth by dec 12, 2012. The mayans are right!

[pennie]

oh you americans and your bombs! what are ya like?!

[saysmydoctor]

Are the tides gone?

[Jason Tate]

Are the tides gone?
Ask this guy:

We are probably going to kill ourselves or something... like knock the moon off course or something.

All I know is something bad is going to happen.

[Machu505]

Instead of getting my daily automatic erection today at noon like usually, I got it at 12:05.

You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you. God damn you all to hell.

[saysmydoctor]

I've never heard of lunchtimewood.

[Machu505]

It's the coal-polluted water we have. Our teenage reproductive systems are all discombobulated.

And of course the moon's gravitational pull has a lot to do with it.

[bradsonemanband]

so did they get what they needed? was there ice shit on the moon like they wanted?

[Jason Tate]

so did they get what they needed? was there ice shit on the moon like they wanted?
Sure, there were no immediate pictures of spewing plumes of lunar dust that could contain water, but, they say, there was something more important: chemical signatures in light waves. That's the real bonanza, not pictures of geyser-like eruptions of debris, the scientists said.The mission was executed for "a scientific purpose, not to put on a fireworks display for the public," said space consultant Alan Stern, a former NASA associate administrator for science.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5g_WHHFPrQjvdnQhVIvx5o9a-v66AD9B7QMLO1

[Charles777]

Who would want to live on the moon, anyway? Assholes, that's who.

[SpacePunk]

So did the aliens show up?


Did you not notice the spacecraft getting blown to pieces before it hit, or the missing plume? :-)

[bradsonemanband]

Sure, there were no immediate pictures of spewing plumes of lunar dust that could contain water, but, they say, there was something more important: chemical signatures in light waves. That's the real bonanza, not pictures of geyser-like eruptions of debris, the scientists said.The mission was executed for "a scientific purpose, not to put on a fireworks display for the public," said space consultant Alan Stern, a former NASA associate administrator for science.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5g_WHHFPrQjvdnQhVIvx5o9a-v66AD9B7QMLO1

interesting. thanks for the link, dude.

[zion the lion]

Is this going to mess with my lady time? It would have been a bigger deal if they actually bombed the moon, but they didnt. It's just two car/bus sized objects crashing in to the moon. But then again I live next to the highest tidal range in America, I guess I should be a bit worried.

[ted is lying]

Did you not notice the spacecraft getting blown to pieces before it hit, or the missing plume? :-)
I think it was the Scientology because if they let tom cruise discover the truth he would no longer promote movies.

[Machu505]

So I hear NASA discovered Jesus and the dinosaurs on the moon.

Confirm/deny?

[SpacePunk]

So I hear NASA discovered Jesus and the dinosaurs on the moon.



Good for you.

[SkyHeldUpByStar]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/HideNothing/Bombthemoon.jpg

[wesgemm08]

Good for you.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/Fox09/Colbertblackholes.gif

[Chemical Swirl]

I think people tend to forget that meteors hit the moon.

[saysmydoctor]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/Fox09/Colbertblackholes.gif
And...scene.