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Jared Kaufman
04/20/06, 01:10 PM
To all the ladies that read AP, please do not agree to a breast exam from a man going door-to-door (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060420/od_nm/breasts_dc;_ylt=Avx98_GSPDKtIvA2K0O 37wWs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNl YwM5NjQ-) claiming to be a doctor. More than likely, he's not legit.
shermanology
04/20/06, 01:12 PM
well no shit hes not a doctor.
IAPAI
04/20/06, 01:12 PM
Jared, why foil your own plots? Now they'll never let you in!
Jared Kaufman
04/20/06, 01:13 PM
Jared, why foil your own plots? Now they'll never let you in!
Haha. When someone sent me this link the first thing I responded with was: "Damn, now I'm busted."
PunkVideoGuys
04/20/06, 01:13 PM
damn it!!! he wasn't a real doctor??????
kshtoinks12
04/20/06, 01:14 PM
Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.
pshhhhh, bus drivers these days
Gabe Gross
04/20/06, 01:15 PM
the only complaint i had were his cold hands. other than that, he was gentle.
Jared Kaufman
04/20/06, 01:15 PM
damn it!!! he wasn't a real doctor??????
Shocking, I know.

Maybe it's just me, but if a dude came to my door and said he was a doctor giving out prostate exams, I'd be just a little concerned with his method of getting his practice out there. Didn't doctors stop making house calls decades ago? Last I remember, they were even from random doctors you didn't know.
ironlionOROKU
04/20/06, 01:15 PM
this man is a genius
middlenameboom
04/20/06, 01:16 PM
Doctor or not, those were some magic hands.
WeDreamOfDays
04/20/06, 01:17 PM
haha. Thanks Jared... I'll be sure to keep that in mind next time a man comes to my door and asks to fondle my boobs.
-Aaron-
04/20/06, 01:17 PM
this man is a genius

haha true except for now he will probably be getting ass rammed in prison.
ActorInThisPlay
04/20/06, 01:17 PM
hahah people's stupidity never ceases to amaze me...
Jared Kaufman
04/20/06, 01:18 PM
haha. Thanks Jared... I'll be sure to keep that in mind next time a man comes to my door and asks to fondle my boobs.
Hey, I'm just looking out for all you lovely ladies. ;)
Mercy Medical
04/20/06, 01:19 PM
Shit.....I gotta go call the cops now.
Katie Schmitz
04/20/06, 01:21 PM
duh?
Katie Schmitz
04/20/06, 01:22 PM
Hey, I'm just looking out for all you lovely ladies. ;)
jared, you can come to my house anyday and grab my .....
asamovie
04/20/06, 01:25 PM
haha!
Jared Kaufman
04/20/06, 01:27 PM
jared, you can come to my house anyday and grab my .....
These better not be empty promises.
Snails
04/20/06, 01:30 PM
Hahahaha, that's pretty funny.
noodledancer
04/20/06, 01:31 PM
wow, i can't people bought that.
btw, love the sig.
romantic rights
04/20/06, 01:38 PM
can i have one?
dashboard1190
04/20/06, 01:39 PM
O Rly?
joz
04/20/06, 01:40 PM
just look at the man.
would you let him in your home even if he was a real doctor?
er no. :|
snowtires
04/20/06, 01:47 PM
it totally figures that he's a bus driver. those dudes have no fear
thereisalight
04/20/06, 01:47 PM
HAH, what a freak
A picasso blue
04/20/06, 01:52 PM
O Rly?
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/yarly-43584.jpg
ForeverInADay
04/20/06, 01:54 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh my god, that's fucking hilarious.

How dumb do you have to be to get a breast exam done from a dude going door to door?

haha fuck, people are so stupid.
A picasso blue
04/20/06, 01:55 PM
i jsut found a site called orlywowl.com..hours of meaningless fun await
ACA
04/20/06, 01:59 PM
Haha I passed this onto my friends this morning.

Ridiculous.


-ACA
kshtoinks12
04/20/06, 01:59 PM
i jsut found a site called orlywowl.com..hours of meaningless fun await
i hope thats a joke...
the entire forum's been using that site endlessly
ThatGirl
04/20/06, 02:02 PM
I'll do my own thanks.
not_kidding
04/20/06, 02:08 PM
since it's florida i figured the women who said yes would have been senile retired people, but i can only assume that the heat is frying the brains of middle aged women if they would agree to let him do that.
Billy
04/20/06, 02:13 PM
hahahhaha what morons. There is nothing about that man that rings DOCTOR.
Prettyinpink33
04/20/06, 02:19 PM
Holy shit....some ladies are idiots...I know if some dude came to my door asking to feel me up I'd totally send my dog after him or ask him to stand in the middle of my driveway so I could run him over with my car!!!
Brooklyn Kid
04/20/06, 02:23 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh my god, that's fucking hilarious.

How dumb do you have to be to get a breast exam done from a dude going door to door?

haha fuck, people are so stupid.


he was preying on low income immigrants. sad.
RandomHero1230
04/20/06, 02:31 PM
umm is it me or does this dude look a lot like John Madden?
leika
04/20/06, 02:32 PM
Eww creepy looking.

Gosh, at least pretend to be one of those... hot young doctors.




Today was the last day I sun tanned naked on my roof. Too many creeps out there.
atticusfinch
04/20/06, 02:32 PM
Wow, what a sick fucker.
StimulisRocker
04/20/06, 02:36 PM
haha brilliant man
12:46AM
04/20/06, 02:45 PM
Eww creepy looking.

Gosh, at least pretend to be one of those... hot young doctors.




Today was the last day I sun tanned naked on my roof. Too many creeps out there.looking for attention much?
AbsentTruth
04/20/06, 02:56 PM
Hahaahahaha
she cant swim!
04/20/06, 02:56 PM
that is crazy
yutsmcgee
04/20/06, 03:23 PM
ahahahahahaha!
thebestkylever
04/20/06, 03:26 PM
IT'S NOT A TUMORRRR

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d182/thebestkylever/arnold2.jpg
LPMagic
04/20/06, 03:42 PM
My hero! Just kidding.

- Jeff
ishotthepilot
04/20/06, 03:52 PM
WOW. i will never overestimate anyone's intelligence again...
ForeverInADay
04/20/06, 04:18 PM
Eww creepy looking.

Gosh, at least pretend to be one of those... hot young doctors.




Today was the last day I sun tanned naked on my roof. Too many creeps out there.
Where in Toronto?

Hahahahahaha I'm kidding!
truestar1015
04/20/06, 04:26 PM
I can't believe people thought he was legitimate.
WeDreamOfDays
04/20/06, 04:33 PM
looking for attention much?

I know really... have a little self respect sweetheart.
CorporateFish
04/20/06, 05:02 PM
haha wow..
joz
04/20/06, 05:25 PM
they weren't even senile.,.
they were in their 30's.
AlexLikestoRock
04/20/06, 06:31 PM
hahahaha i just saw this on CNN
fucking nasty
but come on... that mexican victim lady that they interviewed is pretty damn stupid.
redxluckyxcharm
04/20/06, 06:45 PM
does breast = vagina to those women?
HeatherAnn
04/20/06, 10:53 PM
Any woman dumb enough to believe that deserves to get molested.
Suchasucker
04/20/06, 11:29 PM
I wouldn't even answer my door if it was someone like that knocking.
watchmyheadspin
04/21/06, 12:10 AM
i read this bit of news...and then thought..."i bet jared posted this."

i know you way to well. ahah
Tmovielife16
04/21/06, 06:55 AM
so thats why dad didn't come home for dinner
screamoutmyname
04/21/06, 12:05 PM
It sure sounds credible