1K+1: Thoughts that randomly pop into your head while masturbating

[Hamlet]

Anything, ranging from mildly amusing, to boner-killing...

- Girls that I asked out aaaaages ago
- Terrible date with one of the said girls
- My old high school principal, and how the sunlight would shine off his bald head
- Tetris
- BitTorrent TV downloads I have to do
- Classic episodes of Seinfeld, like the Soup Nazi
- How cool it would be to be able to teleport

Discuss.

[Reaver]

- my girlfriend not really

well, i'll think about that the next time i masterbate and let you know. meaning in a few hours. epic thread.

[4N6 science]

I do all my thinking while I go number #2.

[Srsly]

Something that happened earlier that day, it might be funny and I'll laugh and lose my boner. =/

[rollerman4221]

i dont really think about anything but if the tits im looking at are real or fake.

[kbi the crowing]

i dont really think about anything but if the tits im looking at are real or fake.

your avatar made this even funnier

[nonamesleft]

Hahahaahahahaahahaha. Holy hell.

[Dymytry Vance]

The last time I drank water....
Why I am masterbating...
Kitty cats....

[re7ard1337]

candy.

[Make.It.Blur]

Productive things I should be doing.
Wondering if the "actresses" are enoying it.

[Charles777]

Joe Biden

[istealmusic]

Joe Biden

hahaha

[Reaver]

so, as promised i masterbated (yeah i write it like that on purpose), and all i thought about were those chicks in that porn i watched. nothing else actually, as far as i can tell.

[tawtaw]

Why I am masterbating...


I like this one.

[Dymytry Vance]

I like this one.
I ejaculate so much semen when thinking about that it's fucking draining. My parents just bought me a vacuum for christmas.

[bladerdude360]

I thought these would be appropriate:
:rape::boobies:

[ilikesound93]

Why would you think of anything but naked people? hahaha is everyone really that add they can't focus when their touching themselves?

[nonamesleft]

I thought these would be appropriate:
:rape::boobies:

Dream man.

[bladerdude360]

Dream man.
I might also think about this...http://www.absolutepunk.net/pic.php?u=94190

[Reaver]

hahahhaha

[nonamesleft]

I might also think about this...http://www.absolutepunk.net/pic.php?u=94190

Ahwww. Sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me.

[zion the lion]

I make a to-do list, sometimes I read my book.

[softhands]

did i leave the stove on?

[ilikesound93]

I make a to-do list, sometimes I read my book.

ahaha thats productive

[Reaver]

ahaha thats productive

nah, it just means that she always has one hand down her pants. and that means that she has to do everything with just one hand, and that isn't productive. ;)

[nonamesleft]

did i leave the stove on?

You don't think about alcoholic, hockey playing Canadians? I heard you were into that..

[Heart-A-Tact]

How am I going to sell all of this furniture? Guess I'll just blow my load on it.

[gohateyourself]

Eh, sometimes family members pop into my head and I'm just like aww shit. But I keep going anyway.
Other things might be like people I hate. It'll get me pissed and I'll start thinking about that rather than my pornographic thoughts.

[zion the lion]

ahaha thats productive

I only get a few hours of me time, the rest of my day is actually spent with a boytoy who takes his sweet time doing things with me...I need to be productive.

nah, it just means that she always has one hand down her pants. and that means that she has to do everything with just one hand, and that isn't productive. ;)

Commando and dress for easy access my friend.

/whore

[steve187]

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/73/56/orig-3752161.0.0.0x0.333x500.jpeg

[ilikesound93]

^hahaha

[Jake Denning]

how hard im going to blow my load.

[phil19]

i tend not to think about anything worthwhile while masturbating

[HangsLikeHeaven]

What The Fuck

[bladerdude360]

Ahwww. Sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I try :giverose:

[loganmmm]

I'm sure this thread will pop into my head next time.

[abbysmith]

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/73/56/orig-3752161.0.0.0x0.333x500.jpeg
:lol:

[caress me down]

I'm sure this thread will pop into my head next time.
Truth!

Sometimes I think about what my boyfriend is doing at the moment. And then I wonder what he thinks about when he masterbates. Then I hope that he thinks about me. Then I get paranoid that he doesn't think of me but one of the girls he is is living with. Then I get paranoid that I'm ruining the masterbation. (Sigh)

[phil19]

Truth!

Sometimes I think about what my boyfriend is doing at the moment. And then I wonder what he thinks about when he masterbates. Then I hope that he thinks about me. Then I get paranoid that he doesn't think of me but one of the girls he is is living with. Then I get paranoid that I'm ruining the masterbation. (Sigh)

he's definately thinking about the hottie he lives with

[caress me down]

he's definately thinking about the hottie he lives with
Thanks ya betch

[phil19]

Thanks ya betch

you're welcome

[Charles777]

"I wonder what Stephen King is up to right now"

[omgrawr]

what percentage of girls in the world are down with anal

[zac_montucky]

Last night it was "fuck I am so getting fired tomorrow"

[Reaver]

Commando and dress for easy access my friend.

/whore

awww, you called me your friend?

[zion the lion]

awww, you called me your friend?

thats the only thing you picked up from that?

[Reaver]

thats the only thing you picked up from that?

that's the only thing i wanted to pick up. i already knew that you're a whore.

:-p

[zion the lion]

that's the only thing i wanted to pick up. i already knew that you're a whore.

:-p

:uhno: ...that's all I really have to say to you sir.

[Reaver]

:uhno: ...that's all I really have to say to you sir.

well, what reaction did you expect...

[zion the lion]

well, what reaction did you expect...

I dont know...what other reactions would there be to that kind of thing?

[phil19]

I dont know...what other reactions would there be to that kind of thing?

anal perhaps??

[zion the lion]

anal perhaps??

The only way I would do anal, is if the guy let me stick something (preferably the size of his dick) up his ass first.

[phil19]

The only way I would do anal, is if the guy let me stick something (preferably the size of his dick) up his ass first.

now thats just being a bad sport

[zion the lion]

now thats just being a bad sport

I think it's the best idea ever. Especially when the guy has a big pee-pee

[phil19]

I think it's the best idea ever. Especially when the guy has a big pee-pee

i think its called not being a team player

[zion the lion]

i think its called not being a team player

I like the status of my ass the way it is now. It's a lot easier to get an std/sti from anal.

[phil19]

I like the status of my ass the way it is now. It's a lot easier to get an std/sti from anal.

peeps who say that are just fearmongers.

[zion the lion]

peeps who say that are just fearmongers.

Or the people who like not having to get rash cream for their asshole.

[phil19]

Or the people who like not having to get rash cream for their asshole.

thats just gross.

[zion the lion]

thats just gross.

thats why you never go face down ass up.

[phil19]

thats why you never go face down ass up.

i think you're missing out

[Reaver]

I think it's the best idea ever. Especially when the guy has a big pee-pee

:uhno: this smilie fits in here much better than it did up there.

edit: 1500 posts woooooo

[zion the lion]

i think you're missing out

i'll only do it for one person...if that makes you feel better.

:uhno: this smilie fits in here much better than it did up there.

edit: 1500 posts woooooo

9 inches is a lot to deal with!

[phil19]

i'll only do it for one person...if that makes you feel better.



9 inches is a lot to deal with!

for me?!

[COTA]

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/73/56/orig-3752161.0.0.0x0.333x500.jpeg

lol

[billyboatkid]

I could never get away with this in a grocery store..

[hoser1689]

goddamn Dj Qualls has a funny face....

[zachff]

I hope my boss doesn't come back to his office early