What Would You Do?

[EmoMoose86]

Ok.

Everybody here has different views.

Then lets here them once and for all.

If you were president of the United States:

1. What Party?
2. Who would be in your administation?
3. What would your views be on internal affairs be
4. What would your views on international affairs be
5. What would you have done - or do with
a. Iraq
b. North Korea
c. Israel/Palestine
7. Would you do anything special- never before seen with any other president?
8. What bills/laws/amenments would you like to pass?
9. What would your views on corporate america be?
10. What would you do for the economy?
(edit) 11. Would have any PAST things that might come back to haunt you and become a scandal!?

if you can think of any more- add them please

I thought this would be fun

and dont be quick to yell at other people's view's - we'll do that later perhaps- but this thread is for YOUR views- not what other think of your views.

I'll post mine later perhaps

[WithStamin]

1. What Party?
Republican!

2. Who would be in your administation?
The one currently in place is good, maybe minus Ashcroft because people hate him.
3. What would your views be on internal affairs be Keep taxes steady or cut them; say a 1-2% cut across the board. Completely remake welfare; make it much more limited. Clamp down on government waste; cut total spending by 10%. This should eliminate the deficit.
4. What would your views on international affairs be The US president is out there to protect Americans, not Africans with AIDS. Stick to aiding our own people/nation before others. Keep foreign aid going a bit to keep friendly governments in power.
5. What would you have done - or do with
-Iraq
Let the UN play a very limited role in the reconstruction of Iraq. They were against the liberation, they have no right to jump on board now. If they weren't a part of the "coalition of the willing", they don't deserve to help rebuild
-North Korea
Try to get international pressure, especially from China and Russia, on N. Korea to stop the nuclear program with multilateral talks. I don't think military action is the answer at this point.
-Israel/Palestine
Basically keep our hands off. It is their business, not ours. Bush's path to Palestinian statehood seems like a good idea; removing the corrupt leading currently in power.
7. Would you do anything special- never before seen with any other president?
Reagan time two! I would do what I could to limit the beauracracy of the federal government and limit spending.
8. What bills/laws/amenments would you like to pass?
Any bills that support the above mentioned.
10. What would you do for the economy? Cut taxes for everyone. Put more money in people's pockets, and more back into the economy, instead of in the hands of the government.
11. Would have any PAST things that might come back to haunt you and become a scandal!? All my evil would come back and bite me! Really, I don't know.


There's that's that. Anyone else want to have a go?

[BrandNewRock05]

1. What Party?

Republican, duh!

2. Who would be in your administation?

I as well like the current administration, even Ashcroft

3. What would your views be on internal affairs be

Flat tax, tighten up government program spending, i.e. welfare. Better spending for schools, not more money, but enforcing smarter spending. Up the sin tax on cigarettes and alcohol. Get rid of social security

4. What would your views on international affairs be

Help Iraq through the lack of government they are suffering now. Dont burn so much money on crap that we dont need. Money for those already with AIDS is stupid. The cure will not be found until after they are probably already dead, so we are just prolonging their suffering. Focus on finding a cure, that way you dont flush millions of dollars down the toilet.

5. What would you have done - or do with

a. Iraq- Build another strong friend. Just as we did in Japan. No UN involvement, considering that they did jack sqaut to liberate the country.
b. North Korea- Demand that talking begins. If they are not willing to talk, rally up some allies to pressure NK to dissarm, if nothing happens, military involvement.
c. Israel/Palestine- Bad Idea in the first place. Palestine didnt do a thing wrong to the Jews during WWII, yet we carved the Jews a country out of Palestine's land. We should have handed the Jews the deed to Germany, but the past is the past. You cant take Isreal away from the Jews now, its too late. Now, I would try and get meetings to take place between the two "countries". Find some middle ground and make the holy land a nuetral land.

6. Would you do anything special- never before seen with any other president?

Not really, I'm not one to come out in fireworks on a stallion. Low key, small government, Reaganomics.

8. What bills/laws/amenments would you like to pass?

Oregon has a bill that would consider violent protesters to be terrorists. I am all for it, toss it into federal law. Also everything above and especially flat tax.

9. What would your views on corporate america be?

More money to big business. If they have more money to spend, they buy things, meaning they pay more people, then those people buy things and pay more people. Trickle down baby.

10. What would you do for the economy?

Reaganomics, trickle down. Pull a Hoover or FDR and make government jobs as opposed to welfare. Drill in Alaska, fund it by the government, gives tons of people jobs, economy is all good again.

11. Would have any PAST things that might come back to haunt you and become a scandal!?

None

[Alex Djaferis]

can i vote?!!! =) withstamin so far i thnk. hah. brandnew had some good pointers..but he had more things that i didnt agree with.

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by PeeDster
can i vote?!!! =) withstamin so far i thnk. hah. brandnew had some good pointers..but he had more things that i didnt agree with.
like what, just a question

[NOFXdesendents5]

1. What Party?

Democrat

2. Who would be in your administation?

none

3. What would your views be on internal affairs be

kill all white males, bang all interns

4. What would your views on international affairs be

we americans are pussies, we love peace

5. What would you have done - or do with

a. Iraq - let them build weapons
b. North Korea - let them build weapons
c. Israel/Palestine - let them shake hands and then fight again

7. Would you do anything special- never before seen with any other president?

kill all white males

8. What bills/laws/amenments would you like to pass?

the "save resources" act, no drilling on unoccupied american soil! only in foriegn countrys who hate us!

9. What would your views on corporate america be?

i hate corparations. they may keep our country alive but there is no excuse for lieing (coughClintoncough), stealing (coughClintoncough) and immorality (coughClintoncough)


10. What would you do for the economy?

increase the taxes! decrease the education budget!

11. Would have any PAST things that might come back to haunt you and become a scandal!?

not with my assistants working on it

[WithStamin]

It's kind of sad that NOFXdesendents5's joke is actually the Democratic party platform...

[Stompemplay]

Originally posted by EmoMoose86
Ok.

Everybody here has different views.

Then lets here them once and for all.

If you were president of the United States:

1. What Party?
2. Who would be in your administation?
3. What would your views be on internal affairs be
4. What would your views on international affairs be
5. What would you have done - or do with
a. Iraq
b. North Korea
c. Israel/Palestine
7. Would you do anything special- never before seen with any other president?
8. What bills/laws/amenments would you like to pass?
9. What would your views on corporate america be?
10. What would you do for the economy?
(edit) 11. Would have any PAST things that might come back to haunt you and become a scandal!?

if you can think of any more- add them please

I thought this would be fun

and dont be quick to yell at other people's view's - we'll do that later perhaps- but this thread is for YOUR views- not what other think of your views.

I'll post mine later perhaps

1. Democratic (would say independent, but itd never work)

2.The Los Angeles Lakers(seriously)

3.Fuck em'

4. a. Rebuild iraq, dont forget about it like Afghanistan
b. Let em build there weapons, as long as they cant reach chicago
c. Make Israel go on north west side of Asia, and Palestine to the South East side of Europe, and make them stay in their corners till they say they are sorry.

5. Legalize pot, be athiest

6. I would pass bills on campaign finance reform, give more money to schools, less to the army

7. I would bitchslap those corporations who cheat and lie and evade taxes

8. Id minimize the damage to the economy by not cutting taxes

9l. I would have sex with everyone in the white house, turn it into the playboy mansion

P.S. you really fucked up the numbers

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by Stompemplay
1. Democratic (would say independent, but itd never work)

2.The Los Angeles Lakers(seriously)

3.Fuck em'

4. a. Rebuild iraq, dont forget about it like Afghanistan
b. Let em build there weapons, as long as they cant reach chicago
c. Make Israel go on north west side of Asia, and Palestine to the South East side of Europe, and make them stay in their corners till they say they are sorry.

5. Legalize pot, be athiest

6. I would pass bills on campaign finance reform, give more money to schools, less to the army

7. I would bitchslap those corporations who cheat and lie and evade taxes

8. Id minimize the damage to the economy by not cutting taxes

9l. I would have sex with everyone in the white house, turn it into the playboy mansion

P.S. you really fucked up the numbers
No, withstamin, this is the platform of democrats. Thoughts on internal affairs: fuck em. "Em" would be us, so you want to fuck yourself? And we all should smoke pot and be athiest. But lets have no army and no corporations, because we would be the weakest country in the world then. And as long as the nukes cant reach Illinois, we'll be ok, because North Korea can only wipe out everything west of the Missisipi, but dont worry Shaq and Kobe Bryant shoud be able to fix everything becuase they are oh so qualified for the job. And as long as Isreal and Palistine say sorry, everything will be just dandy. Yes Neph, with education comes liberal thoughts. Just check out stomp, a walking genius.

[Stompemplay]

Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
No, withstamin, this is the platform of democrats. Thoughts on internal affairs: fuck em. "Em" would be us, so you want to fuck yourself? And we all should smoke pot and be athiest. But lets have no army and no corporations, because we would be the weakest country in the world then. And as long as the nukes cant reach Illinois, we'll be ok, because North Korea can only wipe out everything west of the Missisipi, but dont worry Shaq and Kobe Bryant shoud be able to fix everything becuase they are oh so qualified for the job. And as long as Isreal and Palistine say sorry, everything will be just dandy. Yes Neph, with education comes liberal thoughts. Just check out stomp, a walking genius.

Haha, yea your right, i am a total dumbass, but at least i realize why

cause if the bomb did wipe out everything before illinois, then my whole administration is gone

[kidinthecorner]

Originally posted by Stompemplay
Haha, yea your right, i am a total dumbass, but at least i realize why

cause if the bomb did wipe out everything before illinois, then my whole administration is gone

LOL!! True that.

[blaarg]

Originally posted by WithStamin
It's kind of sad that NOFXdesendents5's joke is actually the Democratic party platform...
oh yea, we al remember clinton, he didn't bomb iraq to kill them(at first) he just sent out ships to cut off rescources to iraq so they could starve and die.
they're all the same.
"meet the new boss, same as the old boss" -the who

[yeat182]

Originally posted by blaarg
oh yea, we al remember clinton, he didn't bomb iraq to kill them(at first) he just sent out ships to cut off rescources to iraq so they could starve and die.
they're all the same.
"meet the new boss, same as the old boss" -the who

they wouldn't have starved it Saddam used his money from oil sales to buy food and medicine instead of weapons and new palaces...but we wouldn't want to blame saddam for anything, would we?

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by yeat182
but we wouldn't want to blame saddam for anything, would we?
no, you're right yeat. saddam just needed another chance to kill millions of people. thats what we should have done, given him another chance, perhaps another 12 years?

[Alex Djaferis]

Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
1. What Party?

Republican, duh!

2. Who would be in your administation?

I as well like the current administration, even Ashcroft

3. What would your views be on internal affairs be

Flat tax, tighten up government program spending, i.e. welfare. Better spending for schools, not more money, but enforcing smarter spending. Up the sin tax on cigarettes and alcohol. Get rid of social security

4. What would your views on international affairs be

Help Iraq through the lack of government they are suffering now. Dont burn so much money on crap that we dont need. Money for those already with AIDS is stupid. The cure will not be found until after they are probably already dead, so we are just prolonging their suffering. Focus on finding a cure, that way you dont flush millions of dollars down the toilet.

5. What would you have done - or do with

a. Iraq- Build another strong friend. Just as we did in Japan. No UN involvement, considering that they did jack sqaut to liberate the country.
b. North Korea- Demand that talking begins. If they are not willing to talk, rally up some allies to pressure NK to dissarm, if nothing happens, military involvement.
c. Israel/Palestine- Bad Idea in the first place. Palestine didnt do a thing wrong to the Jews during WWII, yet we carved the Jews a country out of Palestine's land. We should have handed the Jews the deed to Germany, but the past is the past. You cant take Isreal away from the Jews now, its too late. Now, I would try and get meetings to take place between the two "countries". Find some middle ground and make the holy land a nuetral land.

6. Would you do anything special- never before seen with any other president?

Not really, I'm not one to come out in fireworks on a stallion. Low key, small government, Reaganomics.

8. What bills/laws/amenments would you like to pass?

Oregon has a bill that would consider violent protesters to be terrorists. I am all for it, toss it into federal law. Also everything above and especially flat tax.

9. What would your views on corporate america be?

More money to big business. If they have more money to spend, they buy things, meaning they pay more people, then those people buy things and pay more people. Trickle down baby.

10. What would you do for the economy?

Reaganomics, trickle down. Pull a Hoover or FDR and make government jobs as opposed to welfare. Drill in Alaska, fund it by the government, gives tons of people jobs, economy is all good again.

11. Would have any PAST things that might come back to haunt you and become a scandal!?

None


i should have asked before saying i agreed with the other list first....Question about the issue on NK ...'military involvement', do u mean another US+UK and allies led war, or an intervention involving the UN. (is NK part of the UN even? im guessing thatcould make things easier for the US if NK wasnt in the UN...)

violent protestors = terrorists???? i thnk not...but whateva :) most of your pointers are pretty good. id almost vote for you haha!

[WithStamin]

is NK part of the UN even? im guessing thatcould make things easier for the US if NK wasnt in the UN.. Yes, N. Korea is part of the UN.

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by PeeDster
i should have asked before saying i agreed with the other list first....Question about the issue on NK ...'military involvement', do u mean another US+UK and allies led war, or an intervention involving the UN. (is NK part of the UN even? im guessing thatcould make things easier for the US if NK wasnt in the UN...)

violent protestors = terrorists???? i thnk not...but whateva :) most of your pointers are pretty good. id almost vote for you haha!
coalition forces as in military involvement. international pressure to disarm. and the terrorist bill is excellent. how are they not terrorists? throwing acid in a cops face sounds like an act of terror to me. terrorists do not have to be foreigners, they often are, but dont have to be