My Rap Part 3

[KeKe-Swagger]

i be collecting my dirty money
i suck at rapping? these ****** funny
i dont play boy but bitches hoppin on my dick like bunnies
disrespect me i wont give u a chance like sonny
i dont get geeked up and i dont sell
i dont get geeked up and i dont sell
this girl is on my lollipop lollipop like dell
im gettin an a at rappin and yall ****** fail
dont double shit me
unless you callin me the shit then refer to me as shitty
these ****** are squares like a tv
they got no spine like spaghetti
Dont fuck with Swag M.O.B and free T.I.P
im getting accepted you ****** gettin declined
look under the word immaculate and thats how im defined
im gettin so much green it looks like im stocked up with limes
this girl suckin my dick i dont have to pay her a dime
R.I.P Dolla
I got one question for her does she spit or swalla
Im hip-hops father its callin me da-da
Fat ass ****** lookin like Umaga
these bicthes got poker faces like Gaga
This girl was grinding on me like a pro skater
im scrappin ****** off me with my scraper
she walked out my door i sed idc ill see you later
but i really dont give a shit cause i can easily replace her
you cant call me monk cause my money aint clean
its so dirty youll need more then a vacuum machine
youll need swifer pick her upper to clean out my things
ill leave these bitches sad cause my swag is so mean
these ****** suck just like mosquitoes
im gettin my cheese just like Doritos
cant forget my Cheetos
rockin this shit like the Beatles
these ****** are fruity as hell i call them skittles
***** you the dip im the chips no ripple
i leave more holes in you then dimples
talkin about lessons for rapping then i dont need no
lessons because im the one just call me NEO(ONE)

[xbuzzlightyearz]

Haha prob the funniest thread I've ever seen. These must be lyrics for your crunkcore group?

[Charles777]

Fuck you.

[chipdip18]

You're sexist.

[fake empire]

good shit

[yellowhouse]

i be collecting my dirty money
i suck at rapping? these ****** funny
i dont play boy but bitches hoppin on my dick like bunnies
disrespect me i wont give u a chance like sonny
i dont get geeked up and i dont sell
i dont get geeked up and i dont sell
this girl is on my lollipop lollipop like dell
im gettin an a at rappin and yall ****** fail
dont double shit me
unless you callin me the shit then refer to me as shitty
these ****** are squares like a tv
they got no spine like spaghetti
Dont fuck with Swag M.O.B and free T.I.P
im getting accepted you ****** gettin declined
look under the word immaculate and thats how im defined
im gettin so much green it looks like im stocked up with limes
this girl suckin my dick i dont have to pay her a dime
R.I.P Dolla
I got one question for her does she spit or swalla
Im hip-hops father its callin me da-da
Fat ass ****** lookin like Umaga
these bicthes got poker faces like Gaga
This girl was grinding on me like a pro skater
im scrappin ****** off me with my scraper
she walked out my door i sed idc ill see you later
but i really dont give a shit cause i can easily replace her
you cant call me monk cause my money aint clean
its so dirty youll need more then a vacuum machine
youll need swifer pick her upper to clean out my things
ill leave these bitches sad cause my swag is so mean
these ****** suck just like mosquitoes
im gettin my cheese just like Doritos
cant forget my Cheetos
rockin this shit like the Beatles
these ****** are fruity as hell i call them skittles
***** you the dip im the chips no ripple
i leave more holes in you then dimples
talkin about lessons for rapping then i dont need no
lessons because im the one just call me NEO(ONE)

Really?

[caveBEAR]

You don't get geeked up and you don't sell? What kind of gangsta are you? You're thirteen, too. You may wanna work in how you have 3 years left until you can get 'a whip'.


In other news...I really like that bassline in the Shakira 'She-Wolf' song.

[maxvsmaradona]

shit's weak.

[Viva Sonata]

Choo da sexiest.

Fixed.


Someone Auto Tune this shit.

[chipdip18]

Fixed.


Someone Auto Tune this shit.

This made me laugh out loud. I got your back. Auto-tune it and he's famous.

[Viva Sonata]

This made me laugh out loud. I got your back. Auto-tune it and he's famous.

'show we do.

[inthemidst]

Uhh...ok, this is awful.

[blebbio]

This is great. I can really relate to these lyrics.

[briewer]

Stop it. Forever.