Private dinner for 5 with Sarah Palin

[jeremypeele]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Private-Dinner-for-Five-with-Sarah-Palin_W0QQitemZ260474255847QQcmdZVi ewItemQQptZTickets_Experiences?hash =item3ca579b9e7&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

it's at 37 thousand dollars right now. isn't that ridiculous?

[My Broken Fever]

Sarah Palin is so incredibly dense that her skull probably has its own gravity. Why would anyone want to dine with someone that probably dipped her brains in battery acid at some point in her youth?

[jeremypeele]

Sarah Palin is so incredibly dense that her skull probably has its own gravity. Why would anyone want to dine with someone that probably dipped her brains in battery acid at some point in her youth?
i don't know but people are bidding on this like crazy, it also has 8 days left so i wonder what how much it will be next week haha

[Animalhill]

I'd pay that much to hate-fuck her face and execute everyone at the dinner. :shrug:

[derekmoyer4]

i would love to have dinner with her daughter Bristol (http://www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Candie+Foundation+Town+Hall+Meeting +Teen+Pregnancy+q0eykTVQr55l.jpg).

[al.is.on]

kind of thought (hoped) this was a joke

[zachff]

i would love to have dinner with her daughter Bristol (http://www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Candie+Foundation+Town+Hall+Meeting +Teen+Pregnancy+q0eykTVQr55l.jpg).
Because you know she's down to fuck? Other than that, she's pretty gross.

[derekmoyer4]

Because you know she's down to fuck? Other than that, she's pretty gross.
i do not think that she is gross by any means.

[rollerman4221]

stupid

[zachff]

i do not think that she is gross by any means.
She isn't even in the top 50 celebrity MILFs

[Charles777]

"Value: Priceless"

lol

[splitsecond]

I'd pay that much to hate-fuck her face and execute everyone at the dinner. :shrug:

well that is certainly an open minded and productive way to approach politics

[Animalhill]

well that is certainly an open minded and productive way to approach politics
As if Palin deserves ANYTHING better? Just because I diss this demon-cunt does not mean I approach all politics with, "face-fucking', as this would make voting both awkward and difficult.

[live.]

Some of those disclaimers are fucking laughable.

[Sventhegreat]

I would rather do Sarah before her daughter. Just me though.

[splitsecond]

As if Palin deserves ANYTHING better? Just because I diss this demon-cunt does not mean I approach all politics with, "face-fucking', as this would make voting both awkward and difficult.

the face fucking doesnt bother me, it was the execution comment that bothered me. i encourage face fucking.

[derekmoyer4]

She isn't even in the top 50 celebrity MILFs
that may be true, but i would still much rather prefer bristol over sarah. easily.

[bladerdude360]

that may be true, but i would still much rather prefer bristol over sarah. easily.
Agreed, Bristol is kind of a babe.

And this is ridiculous...I can't believe anybody would even consider doing this.

[Animalhill]

the face fucking doesnt bother me, it was the execution comment that bothered me. i encourage face fucking.
:-d
I really was being facetious my friend, however, I hate Palin.

[zachff]

that may be true, but i would still much rather prefer bristol over sarah. easily.
Well yeah I'd rather put my dick in jello than a meat grinder.

[konvalbr]

i am so glad no one in here will ever be in politics and will all most likely be drug addicted lowlifes thinking their opinions of politics really matters.

[Machu505]

i am so glad no one in here will ever be in politics and will all most likely be drug addicted lowlifes thinking their opinions of politics really matters.
No no I will.

[Animalhill]

i am so glad no one in here will ever be in politics and will all most likely be drug addicted lowlifes thinking their opinions of politics really matters.
:wave: Hi, that's me! I bet you know a TON about politics. Who is our king again?

[homerjay]

i am so glad no one in here will ever be in politics and will all most likely be drug addicted lowlifes thinking their opinions of politics really matters.

Mine matters just as much as yours (probably more so due to my actual involvement in politics, my education, correct punctuation, refusal to stereotype thousands of people as 'drug-addicted lowlifes', etc.).

So go ahead champ. Tell us why we should spend $40k to buy Palin dinner.

[splitsecond]

No no I will.

Lucky for you the cousinfuckers in WV will elect anyone. Just like at good ole Robert Byrd.

[DonnerParty666]

i am so glad no one in here will ever be in politics and will all most likely be drug addicted lowlifes thinking their opinions of politics really matters.
bahahahha, this!

[Machu505]

Lucky for you the cousinfuckers in WV will elect anyone. Just like at good ole Robert Byrd.
Oh no I meant becoming a drug addicted lowlife. :-d

[brokenwings]

i believe she hopes this will happen:

http://laist.com/attachments/la_zach/sarah_palin_porn2.jpg

[My Broken Fever]

i believe she hopes this will happen:

http://laist.com/attachments/la_zach/sarah_palin_porn2.jpg That is very disturbing on many, many levels. :-d

[brokenwings]

That is very disturbing on many, many levels. :-d
haha i know

[Animalhill]

i believe she hopes this will happen:

http://laist.com/attachments/la_zach/sarah_palin_porn2.jpg
That chick is mad fucking hot.

[Alex_Burton]

It doesn't say where you'd be eating right? I'll bet the winner pays $40k to eat at Chili's with that dolt bitch. I really think she actually hates America.

[QuikTrig]

It doesn't say where you'd be eating right? I'll bet the winner pays $40k to eat at Chili's with that dolt bitch. I really think she actually hates America.

ya. she really really hates america. her stint as governor is an undercover operation to burn america to the ground.


and you guys are being completely ridiculous. this shouldn't even be a news topic. just another chance to bash someone who has been bashed in-and-out already. we fuckin get it, shes dumb and stupid and a cunt and whatever else. blah blah.

even so, the fact you wouldn't go to dinner with her is stupid. you wouldn't pay $5 to have dinner with one of the most controversial/influential people in America today? I would. I would pay to have dinner with Madoff, the unabomber, etc. think about how interesting the conversation would be, whether you like them or not. a couple hours would them would be a lot more productive and interesting than the time we spend on here repeating the same shit over, and over, and over...

[Animalhill]

ya. she really really hates america. her stint as governor is an undercover operation to burn america to the ground.


and you guys are being completely ridiculous. this shouldn't even be a news topic. just another chance to bash someone who has been bashed in-and-out already. we fuckin get it, shes dumb and stupid and a cunt and whatever else. blah blah.

even so, the fact you wouldn't go to dinner with her is stupid. you wouldn't pay $5 to have dinner with one of the most controversial/influential people in America today? I would. I would pay to have dinner with Madoff, the unabomber, etc. think about how interesting the conversation would be, whether you like them or not. a couple hours would them would be a lot more productive and interesting than the time we spend on here repeating the same shit over, and over, and over...
Madoff was intelligent. The unibomber was intelligent. Dinner with Sarah Palin would be like listening to audio clips of conservative talk radio without the linear quality.

[QuikTrig]

Madoff was intelligent. The unibomber was intelligent. Dinner with Sarah Palin would be like listening to audio clips of conservative talk radio without the linear quality.

you have to show some signs of intelligence to reach the point in politics that she has. but i'll play along. even if she was of zero intelligence, you wouldn't have a conversation over dinner with her to ask why she does the things she does? or why she feels a certain way about an issue? or how she got where she was? or how she feels about the current state of politics? you wouldn't be interested at all in knowing any of this? it's not a fucking jeopardy game. its dinner. if you can take a dumbass girl with big tits out to dinner because she has big tits, i think you can survive having dinner with sarah palin without having your head explode.

[Animalhill]

you have to show some signs of intelligence to reach the point in politics that she has. but i'll play along. even if she was of zero intelligence, you wouldn't have a conversation over dinner with her to ask why she does the things she does? or why she feels a certain way about an issue? or how she got where she was? or how she feels about the current state of politics? you wouldn't be interested at all in knowing any of this? it's not a fucking jeopardy game. its dinner. if you can take a dumbass girl with big tits out to dinner because she has big tits, i think you can survive having dinner with sarah palin without having your head explode.
Its the SAME thing. She got where she is because of her tits.

[QuikTrig]

Its the SAME thing. She got where she is because of her tits.

ugh. sure. we disagree then. i will proceed to let you guys do what you guys do in these forums, and try to remember why i usually stay away from posting in here.

[Praetor]

I think it's a good way to raise money for charity.

Also, I lol'ed at the 'Free Shipping' label.

[Animalhill]

ugh. sure. we disagree then. i will proceed to let you guys do what you guys do in these forums, and try to remember why i usually stay away from posting in here.
OK, I admit that was brash, but can you not tell she is just a vapid puppet?

[Alex_Burton]

ya. she really really hates america. her stint as governor is an undercover operation to burn america to the ground.


and you guys are being completely ridiculous. this shouldn't even be a news topic. just another chance to bash someone who has been bashed in-and-out already. we fuckin get it, shes dumb and stupid and a cunt and whatever else. blah blah.

even so, the fact you wouldn't go to dinner with her is stupid. you wouldn't pay $5 to have dinner with one of the most controversial/influential people in America today? I would. I would pay to have dinner with Madoff, the unabomber, etc. think about how interesting the conversation would be, whether you like them or not. a couple hours would them would be a lot more productive and interesting than the time we spend on here repeating the same shit over, and over, and over...

Clearly my comment was to be taken with a grain of salt. However, I do firmly believe that she is more concerned with her own self promotion and political antagonizing than she is with any level of solution for America's problems.

Would I accept a dinner invitation from her? Sure. Would I pay $40k for it? No. Would I expect any level of honest debate or discussion? No.

I would however expect her to spout off inane falsehoods, right wing rhetoric, and religious extremism. Intelligent conversation? I think Katie Couric already tried that with her and we all remember how that turned out.

I agree with you in that we should learn where we can and not write people off due to our fundamental differences, but sometimes it's fun to look back at what was a comedic part of our history, right?

[QuikTrig]

OK, I admit that was brash, but can you not tell she is just a vapid puppet?

i'm not going to get into the politics of it. i don't even like the woman. she's the primary (disclaimer: not only -- primary) reason i didn't vote republican last election.

i just came to say that you guys are blowing it out of proportion. its just a damn dinner. she's raising money for charity. didn't kate moss do this? shit, a girl auctioned off her damn virginity for christ sakes. it's just a dinner for charity. happens all the time. woopdeedoo.

[Animalhill]

Clearly my comment was to be taken with a grain of salt. However, I do firmly believe that she is more concerned with her own self promotion and political antagonizing than she is with any level of solution for America's problems.

Would I accept a dinner invitation from her? Sure. Would I pay $40k for it? No. Would I expect any level of honest debate or discussion? No.

I would however expect her to spout off inane falsehoods, right wing rhetoric, and religious extremism. Intelligent conversation? I think Katie Couric already tried that with her and we all remember how that turned out.

I agree with you in that we should learn where we can and not write people off due to our fundamental differences, but sometimes it's fun to look back at what was a comedic part of our history, right?
I literally could NOT believe that interview. My fucking 9 year old nephew was more qualified to be VP.

[Animalhill]

i'm not going to get into the politics of it. i don't even like the woman. she's the primary (disclaimer: not only -- primary) reason i didn't vote republican last election.

i just came to say that you guys are blowing it out of proportion. its just a damn dinner. she's raising money for charity. didn't kate moss do this? shit, a girl auctioned off her damn virginity for christ sakes. it's just a dinner for charity. happens all the time. woopdeedoo.

i mean cnn's frontpage story is more newsworthy than this: http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/09/10/elephant.sanctuary/index.html
Haha I didn't create the thread, and really am not suprised that some little yuppie is going to spend 40k to try and get his dick wet with Palin.
The fact that it is for charity is good- but which charity?

[QuikTrig]

Clearly my comment was to be taken with a grain of salt. However, I do firmly believe that she is more concerned with her own self promotion and political antagonizing than she is with any level of solution for America's problems.

Would I accept a dinner invitation from her? Sure. Would I pay $40k for it? No.

we have to keep in mind to a lot of these people, $40k is pocket change. the amount of money is irrelevant really, which is why i asked if you'd pay $5. which we would.

I would however expect her to spout off inane falsehoods, right wing rhetoric, and religious extremism. Intelligent conversation? I think Katie Couric already tried that with her and we all remember how that turned out. i would disagree. sure, there would be some stuff like that. but it's not like there will be cameras hovering above the table. i would guess she'd be more candid and honest, and the conversation will probably be driven by the bidder. i would bet if you tried not to talk about politics at all, she wouldn't have a problem with it really. obviously just an assumption, but who knows. she may actually be one of those really nice, hip youngster moms that are fun to talk to at a dinner table. i guess only the bidder will know.
I agree with you in that we should learn where we can and not write people off due to our fundamental differences, but sometimes it's fun to look back at what was a comedic part of our history, right?

absolutely.

[QuikTrig]

Haha I didn't create the thread, and really am not suprised that some little yuppie is going to spend 40k to try and get his dick wet with Palin.
The fact that it is for charity is good- but which charity?

something with buying bikes for veterans to help promote mental recovery or something. not sure haha.

[Animalhill]

something with buying bikes for veterans to help promote mental recovery or something. not sure haha.
I'm all for helping veterans after returning from battle. Haha she probably doesnt even know the charity deets.

[QuikTrig]

ha i didn't know karl rove was auctioning a lunch for the same charity. poor guys only at $11,000. maybe it is the tits afterall.

[TheFaceOfZach]

Private time with Sarah Palin in a bedroom and having fun sounds like the way I'd like to go :D