Do you have a anme for your genitals?

[Dymytry Vance]

My friend told me this story about how he named his junk The Fonz.... I've been wondering how many people have named their junk. Am I a minority of a man with a nameless penis...???

[Brand-new-123]

I misread that as anime. I was just about to post some homemade hentai. oh well..

[Kozzy333]

I call mine Dymytry Vance.

[4N6 science]

sick burn.

[Kassie09]

I should name my boyfriend's.

Princess Sophia


~movie reference~

[zion the lion]

I call my vagina "vagina"

[ReadyForAction]

I call mine Mickey D's

since theres over 1 billion served

[maxvsmaradona]

James Westphal, Dr. Kenneth Noisewater, and The Octagon.

[joeag1985]

Someone had to use them names...

I personally call them my bollocks... or liathroidi in my native home.

[anamericangod]

Trying to find the definition of what exactly an anme is...

Sounds crazy though!

[lovely864md]

I should name my boyfriend's.

Princess Sophia


~movie reference~

"If you are gonna name my... member, you have to name it something hyper masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King!"

P.S. let's have a chat soon about things that you know about. Drift, catch it?

[kbi the crowing]

My girlfriend named me The Enforcer, I named her The Jaws of Life.

[Sventhegreat]

Girth Brooks. (Also what my pornstar name would be)

[bladerdude360]

James Westphal, Dr. Kenneth Noisewater, and The Octagon.
Oh Anchorman. It never gets old.

[bladerdude360]

Also, I don't think people seriously name their genitalia...maybe they do it as a joke. That's just my opinion.

[mick2late]

A name? Psh, my peen has its own Twitter.

[deFobbed14yrs]

the ex named his the general. he lost the war though.........

[phil19]

no

[zion the lion]

I just gave her a nickname...its wet-wet, cause when we finished, she mess up all the bed sheets


Shitty lyrics from a shitty song I heard on the radio today.

[zac_montucky]

pink floyd. you know you like it

[TheByrus]

Mine is General Robert E Lee because the south will rise again.


Fuck, i'm drunk.

[Reaver]

this is fucking hilarious. one word

epic

[Akissforher]

the john butler trio. cause of the dreadlocks.

[phil19]

the john butler trio. cause of the dreadlocks.

that guy shits me

[Hamlet]

Man Trinity.

[zachff]

I'm disappointed this wasnt a thread about Do you have a anime for your genitals? because then that'd be yes

[zachff]

the john butler trio. cause of the dreadlocks.

God i hope you don't have pubic hair dreadlocks.

that guy shits me

... and not sure what that means but if you're saying he's awesome, yes.

[Smeee]

the ex named his the general. he lost the war though.........

Sick burn, bro.

[Animalhill]

Man Trinity.
hahahahaha amazing.
Mine- The Hebrew Hammer :-d

[stereokiller]

I call mine Dymytry Vance.

hah.

[SmokieB.High]

Dick, Left and Right

[istealmusic]

I call mine the force;)

[fran.182]

Lady Gaga.

[brokenwings]

jesus

[.invisible ink.]

Lady Gaga.

others aren't quite sure if you're a man or a woman?

[kemichels]

lol

[makeshiftmind]

Grover

[fran.182]

others aren't quite sure if you're a man or a woman?

Male alien, that's what I am.

[Yellowcard2006]

I call mine Dymytry Vance.
I came in here to say this

So instead I'll tell the truth. I call mine "The Personist"

[rerelease_]

lol

funny, my penis has same name as yours

[carnotaurhunter]

I call mine Mickey D's

since theres over 1 billion served

HAHAHA... Awesome.

[Charles777]

My balls: Rocky and Bullwinkle
My wang: George Jefferson

[Dymytry Vance]

this is fucking hilarious. one word

epic
What's yours? Obi Wan Kenodick?
Lady Gaga.
... is a hermaphrodite.
others aren't quite sure if you're a man or a woman?
HJe's like Zac Efron, he just has a smooth area down there, it's actually quite fascinating to see. I went there last July and wow, the Gardens of Purgatory is just fucking amazing.
I came in here to say this

So instead I'll tell the truth. I call mine "The Personist"
No, unless you have a vagina, that is too masculine.
Trying to find the definition of what exactly an anme is...

Sounds crazy though!
Let me guess, yours is "A false god??" lol.

I call mine Dymytry Vance.
Does your mother often call you her drunken mistake?

[fran.182]

I also call my cock Keyser Söze, sometimes. That's when I'm not sure if it really exists.

[Yellowcard2006]

What's yours? Obi Wan Kenodick?

... is a hermaphrodite.

HJe's like Zac Efron, he just has a smooth area down there, it's actually quite fascinating to see. I went there last July and wow, the Gardens of Purgatory is just fucking amazing.

No, unless you have a vagina, that is too masculine.

Let me guess, yours is "A false god??" lol.


Does your mother often call you her drunken mistake?


You're are an ASSSHOLE we deal with it. The main point of trolling is to not let other people know you are specifically TRYING to troll.

[Kozzy333]

Does your mother often call you her drunken mistake?

On a regular basis she calls me this.

[Dymytry Vance]

You're are an ASSSHOLE we deal with it. The main point of trolling is to not let other people know you are specifically TRYING to troll.
I take a new approach on trolling and call it annoying.

[Dymytry Vance]

I also call my cock Keyser Söze, sometimes. That's when I'm not sure if it really exists.

On a regular basis she calls me this.
Oh, well that explains some things...

[Dymytry Vance]

On a regular basis she calls me this.
Holy shit! I think I just saw your mother on this episode of True Life: I'm On OxyContin...

[Yellowcard2006]

I take a new approach on trolling and call it annoying.
I don't think you are that annoying. But I am impressed you have almost 1000 posts in about a month.

[Dymytry Vance]

I don't think you are that annoying. But I am impressed you have almost 1000 posts in about a month.
Thank you.
I'm not even on everyday. This surprises me.

[SkiesSo Blue]

Big willie and the twins

[Kozzy333]

Holy shit! I think I just saw your mother on this episode of True Life: I'm On OxyContin...

Yeah, that was her first time on television. What did you think of her?

[Dymytry Vance]

Big willie and the twins
I swore I heard you yelling out chode and single-cell last night.

[Dymytry Vance]

Yeah, that was her first time on television. What did you think of her?
I think she had one too many c-sections.

[Kozzy333]

I think she had one too many c-sections.

Shit, my mom is such a whore it would probably be easier for her to just get them out the natural way.

[Dymytry Vance]

Shit, my mom is such a whore it would probably be easier for her to just get them out the natural way.
Yeah, but since her vagina is just like a shriveled up elephant ear it's kinda difficult for the nurses to find the entry.

[SkiesSo Blue]

I swore I heard you yelling out chode and single-cell last night.

????? whaaaaaaat haha i dont know if i dont get it cause im not in high school still or what haha made no sense to me bro..yea but make sure you make it to class on time on monday so you dont get grounded and make daddy miss monday night football on the count of him taking you to the basement and shoving his fist in your ass as punishment..

=]

[Kozzy333]

Alright I'm done feeding the troll.

[Dymytry Vance]

????? whaaaaaaat haha i dont know if i dont get it cause im not in high school still or what haha made no sense to me bro..yea but make sure you make it to class on time on monday so you dont get grounded and make daddy miss monday night football on the count of him taking you to the basement and shoving his fist in your ass as punishment..

=]
Chode: defined as an undeveloped penis that it extremely wide. The dimensions are usually 1 inch by 2.5 inches. It is also disgusting, veiny, and unnatractive. In other words, the reason you cannot autofellate.

Single-cell slang: defined as a small set of balls. Usually this mini-member cannot swim otherwise his balls will plunge inside his body producing sharp pain. Single cell refers to the mini members' lack of sperm cells within.

I haven't gotten grounded ever. And I've got people to do that for me. Feels... NICE when it hits your G-spot it's like "OOOOHHH!!!!!4234322323344"

[SkiesSo Blue]

well thank you for the anatomy lesson it was very helpful...now i know and fully get the joke, but ummm yea i didnt find any humor in it tho....nice try ;-)

[Dymytry Vance]

Alright I'm done feeding the troll.
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[Dymytry Vance]

well thank you for the anatomy lesson it was very helpful...now i know and fully get the joke, but ummm yea i didnt find any humor in it tho....nice try ;-)
....

[phil19]

God i hope you don't have pubic hair dreadlocks.



... and not sure what that means but if you're saying he's awesome, yes.

i dont like him at all

[chrisstahl]

Captain anarchy

[chrisstahl]

I should name my boyfriend's.

Princess Sophia


~movie reference~

i love that movie

[kdefrisc]

James Westphal, Dr. Kenneth Noisewater, and The Octagon.

You play your cards right and you might get to meet the whole gang

[ted is lying]

Andrew Jackson, why? why the fuck not.

[HipYoungGun]

The Herpinator.

[.invisible ink.]

The Herpinator.

sexy name. wanna fuck? :slut:

[Dymytry Vance]

The Herpinator.
YOU TOLD ME YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING!!!!

[Kassie09]

"If you are gonna name my... member, you have to name it something hyper masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King!"

P.S. let's have a chat soon about things that you know about. Drift, catch it?

Hahahaha, love that movie.

We need to have a chat? A drift? Text me!

i love that movie

Me too, it's wonderful.

[MyNameIsRoss]

anme, huh?

OP is such a little tool.