funny stories

[therealhebm]

me and my friends once beat a guy till he was bleeding and took all his money and credit cards and pissed on his body.

[therealhebm]

dont worry he deserved everything he had coming to him.

[EmoMoose86]

whoa

i've kissed a grasshopper...

[kalika]

the girl at the drive thru window at the moonah macdonalds thinks me and my friend are on drugs or sumthin cos we lost $2 under the handbrake and couldnt get it out and we had to drive back thru and make a different order cos we didnt have enough cos we lost the 2 bucks we were laughin our asses off she thought we were crazy which made us laugh more you had to be there so no i dont expect u to find it funny oh well look i rambled for the first time in ages wow this is gettin a bit long im gonna stop now.

[AudioBoxers]

We shoot houses up everyweek in a car and do drive bys with paintball guns

[kalika]

i want a paintball gun. that would be fun.

[Greg]

i piss on people's lawns and steal construction yard stuff. well i used to. not anymore. i did in like the 4th grade.

[xTSTLx]

i shit my pants once??...though, thats not very funny, just sad

[mxpx]

here is a funny story

it's 3 AM and i am going to pwn this message board.

[Slick Shoes]

Once my mum came in on me Masturbating and I was like oh shit and she said she would do it for me to show me how to do it properly.

[Stompemplay]

I can suck my own dick.

[Slick Shoes]

wow ... I wish to could do that.

[Stompemplay]

Originally posted by Slick Shoes
wow ... I wish to could do that.

its overrated.

when u do it its uncomfortable, gay, and hard to breath

[Slick Shoes]

... It's just facial Masturbation.

[Stompemplay]

Originally posted by Slick Shoes
... It's just facial Masturbation.

yea its easy to say that when a dick isnt in your mouth

[Slick Shoes]

got a point there ....