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Justin_stacy
04/26/06, 06:16 PM
Dead ringer for Bill - not

WASHINGTON - It looks like the relaxed, roguish painting of Bill Clinton unveiled for the National Portrait Gallery is a little too relaxed - the President who was impeached in a sex scandal has no visible wedding ring.
Apparently no one noticed the ring was missing before the unveiling of the likeness by renowned realistic painter Nelson Shanks. Camp Clinton spent much of yesterday figuring out how to explain its absence.

Sen. Hillary Clinton, asked about it after a press conference, stammered, referring inquiries to her husband. "You know, I think that I ... you'll have to ask him or his office," she said.

His office blamed Shanks.

"I guess it's called artistic license for a reason because President Clinton, as usual, was wearing his wedding ring when he posed for the portrait," said spokesman Jay Carson.

Shanks didn't answer requests for comment. But he appeared to fall on his paintbrush in a statement released for him by Carson.

"I should have made President Clinton's ring really clear because I never saw him without his wedding ring - in the painting, his fingers are folded under so it doesn't show," the statement said.

There was no word on whether the ring would be added later

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060425/480/wx10404251844

Talk about being a pimp, even on canvas Clinton didn't want womyn knowing he's married

Bill and Hillary’s marriage couldn’t have been any more about convenience than if they’d installed a Slim Jim rack and Slurpee machine at the base of their bed. D. Miller

Broken Parachute
04/26/06, 06:45 PM
It looks like there should be a girl there sucking him off.

Justin_stacy
04/26/06, 07:01 PM
It looks like there should be a girl there sucking him off.

The only thing that would make this better would be if he was smoking a Cigar

Broken Parachute
04/26/06, 07:08 PM
The only thing that would make this better would be if he was smoking a Cigar

Very true.

selftitled85
04/26/06, 09:50 PM
he looks terrible in the painting. but he was a bad ass. one of our most bad ass presidents ever.

catscradle
04/26/06, 11:32 PM
he looks terrible in the painting. but he was a bad ass. one of our most bad ass presidents ever.
Teddy Roosevelt gets my vote.

or Andy Jackson...but Andy Jackson fucked up our country pretty good, so i dunno if i could vote for him(he was pretty badass though, i'll give him that much credit).


But Kennedy was a bigger pimp than clinton could ever be.

Trainsaw
04/27/06, 05:35 AM
Clinton was the bomb, they should have let him have a 3rd and 4th term

Justin_stacy
04/27/06, 07:35 AM
forgeting the ring thing, i actually thought it was a pretty good painting. Modern people normally look wierd painted, but this one was pretty good. It made a guy with no class, look rather classy.

richter915
04/27/06, 04:02 PM
damn liberal media conspiracy always making liberals look bad...must be reverse psychology.

boysdontcry17
04/28/06, 03:09 PM
more head, less dead. bring back bill.

JWKingofNerds
04/28/06, 08:21 PM
Teddy Roosevelt gets my vote.

or Andy Jackson...but Andy Jackson fucked up our country pretty good, so i dunno if i could vote for him(he was pretty badass though, i'll give him that much credit).


Hell yes.

TR - Gave a speech after getting shot, THEN saw doctors.

Jackson - Threatened to hang every secessionist in South Carolina until they ran out of trees.

Paul Tao
04/30/06, 09:01 PM
One of the most creative facebook groups I've seen is entitled "Monica Lewinsky had more president in her than George Bush ever will"

enj0i29
04/30/06, 09:07 PM
One of the most creative facebook groups I've seen is entitled "Monica Lewinsky had more president in her than George Bush ever will"

OW! FaceBook zinger!

FreshyFresh23
05/08/06, 11:25 PM
Andrew Jackson was a piece of shit and responsible for the death of 10,000+ native americans...

Trail of Tears anyone?

A picasso blue
05/09/06, 09:01 AM
oh wow. a Bill Clinton infidelity joke!

please.