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Remember the girl in high school who was always too good, aced her tests and hung out in the library? The one who was cute and a little bit mousey, even if she did up her hair and applied a little makeup?
Well, i fucked her in the ass 2 nights ago.
She's now in my Journalism Class at University, back in high school she wouldn't give me the time of day. But now, I'm balls deep in cervix stew.
i just threw up in my mouth a little :|
You're the man now, dog!
Fixed.
And well played, sir. Well played.
Fixed.
And well played, sir. Well played.
I think you meant "dawwwg"
.invisible ink.
09/15/09, 04:42 AM
Remember the girl in high school who was always too good, aced her tests and hung out in the library? The one who was cute and a little bit mousey, even if she did up her hair and applied a little makeup?
Well, i fucked her in the ass 2 nights ago.
She's now in my Journalism Class at University, back in high school she wouldn't give me the time of day. But now, I'm balls deep in cervix stew.
you might want to brush up on your anatomy. the cervix isn't located in the ass.
congrats on your conquest regardless.
Kozzy333
09/15/09, 04:55 AM
Cool story bro.
im so proud of you right now you have no idea
4N6 science
09/15/09, 05:43 AM
Someone actually Anal'd!!
fedhed7
09/15/09, 06:06 AM
Props.
Jaimehere
09/15/09, 06:15 AM
from the land down under
Mibabalou
09/15/09, 06:20 AM
word
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TurbulentCo
09/15/09, 06:58 AM
Welcome to college. What was the point. Get aids mouse fucker.
you might want to brush up on your anatomy. the cervix isn't located in the ass.
congrats on your conquest regardless.
Yes, but in the past day and a half or so, i have been balls deep in cervix stew.
im so proud of you right now you have no idea
Thank you kind sir, will i see you at Poison the Well, Bad Religion or any upcoming shows?
xo piggie
Welcome to college. What was the point. Get aids mouse fucker.
The point is/was sexual conquest. If jerks like me don't go out and actively play the field, or try and succeed in our sexual goals (mine being trying to fuck every girl from high school that didn't give me a look), then where would we be? In an anal-less, fuck-less world.
Miss Heartcore
09/15/09, 07:30 AM
i just threw up in my mouth a little :|
Best first response.
abcdefghijake
09/15/09, 08:00 AM
lol I had sex ap.net
sweetforever
09/15/09, 08:11 AM
:appl: best thread ever, would read again
kbi the crowing
09/15/09, 08:18 AM
you might want to brush up on your anatomy. the cervix isn't located in the ass.
congrats on your conquest regardless.
hahahaha this
kbi the crowing
09/15/09, 08:49 AM
The point is/was sexual conquest. If jerks like me don't go out and actively play the field, or try and succeed in our sexual goals (mine being trying to fuck every girl from high school that didn't give me a look), then where would we be? In an anal-less, fuck-less world.
I love your justification
yellowhouse
09/15/09, 08:52 AM
Remember the girl in high school who was always too good, aced her tests and hung out in the library? The one who was cute and a little bit mousey, even if she did up her hair and applied a little makeup?
Well, i fucked her in the ass 2 nights ago.
She's now in my Journalism Class at University, back in high school she wouldn't give me the time of day. But now, I'm balls deep in cervix stew.
Youre cool.
ted is lying
09/15/09, 08:58 AM
Did you just make an ap account to tell someone this?
Youre cool.
Thanks babe. You maybe wanna go out sometime? Maybe abduct a 6 year old? Tie him to a tree and beat him with flyswatters?
Did you just make an ap account to tell someone this?
Negative good sir. You see, my old account got "15 infractions". And i was shunned for life.
To be honest when i made some disparaging remarks, I was beyond the point of self-control by influence of Tequila.
Something to do with 9/11, i don't remember.
yellowhouse
09/15/09, 09:06 AM
Thanks babe. You maybe wanna go out sometime? Maybe abduct a 6 year old? Tie him to a tree and beat him with flyswatters?
Haha, count me in!
Sweet. I'll swing by yours at 3.
ted is lying
09/15/09, 09:10 AM
Negative good sir. You see, my old account got "15 infractions". And i was shunned for life.
To be honest when i made some disparaging remarks, I was beyond the point of self-control by influence of Tequila.
Something to do with 9/11, i don't remember.
:jawdrop:I have no idea what your talking about, so does that mean you did make an account to tell that you got with some girl from high school. Also no pic no proof.
Unless you're serving up this cervix stew for lunch today, it didn't happen.
I'll say again. My other account was banned due to some intoxicating remarks made on my part, and i signed up again.
Pics coming when i can be assed (get it?) to download them off my camera.
maxvsmaradona
09/15/09, 09:34 AM
Yo, Luna, I'm happy for you, I'll let you finish, but, the Anal Thread is the best PL Thread of ALL TIME.
Dude i finished like, 2 hours ago. ;)
edit: In the back of her mouth.
bladerdude360
09/15/09, 10:16 AM
The point is/was sexual conquest. If jerks like me don't go out and actively play the field, or try and succeed in our sexual goals (mine being trying to fuck every girl from high school that didn't give me a look), then where would we be? In an anal-less, fuck-less world.
Lol at how pathetic this is.
bladerdude360
09/15/09, 10:17 AM
Yo, Luna, I'm happy for you, I'll let you finish, but, the Anal Thread is the best PL Thread of ALL TIME.
Definitely waaaay better than this.
medicatemex
09/15/09, 10:55 AM
getting down with brown town.
muttley
09/15/09, 11:07 AM
pwnt.
apsterling
09/15/09, 11:14 AM
Yo, Luna, I'm happy for you, I'll let you finish, but, the Anal Thread is the best PL Thread of ALL TIME.
Well played!
1mastalker
09/15/09, 11:14 AM
Thanks babe. You maybe wanna go out sometime? Maybe abduct a 6 year old? Tie him to a tree and beat him with flyswatters?
LMAO
That made me spit out my juice.
Sventhegreat
09/15/09, 11:38 AM
Fake.
denissuxx
09/15/09, 12:12 PM
This is awesome.
Kassie09
09/15/09, 12:16 PM
" I'm balls deep in cervix stew."
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Ew
FinalFantasy
09/15/09, 12:46 PM
The quiet ones are always the worst...
bladerdude360
09/15/09, 12:51 PM
Fake.
I was considering that...
ted is lying
09/15/09, 12:52 PM
Fake.
He made an AP account just to say this.
fake empire
09/15/09, 01:16 PM
more details about the anal plz
Sventhegreat
09/15/09, 02:54 PM
He made an AP account just to say this.
YOU SO FUNNY
more heart
09/15/09, 03:12 PM
I want to be just like you when I grow up.
llwilliamsll
09/15/09, 03:25 PM
Pics of chick or she's not real.
Pics of said anal or it didn't happen.
anthonydarko
09/15/09, 04:05 PM
Why are people like you allowed to breed?
ted is lying
09/15/09, 04:07 PM
YOU SO FUNNY
Yup.
zion the lion
09/15/09, 04:12 PM
Thank god someone finally went balls deep into some cervix stew up some girls ass! It's more exciting than finding water on mars!
I dont think people should be allowed to have sex, if they dont know where the parts are.
ilikesound93
09/15/09, 05:30 PM
We are all very impressed.
poppa Q
09/15/09, 06:10 PM
Hahahaha. Awesome.
Best first response.
i literally did XD eating while reading that wasn't the best idea lol.
Did you just make an ap account to tell someone this?
:jawdrop:I have no idea what your talking about, so does that mean you did make an account to tell that you got with some girl from high school. Also no pic no proof.
your posts made me lol. that's all.
ted is lying
09/15/09, 06:20 PM
i literally did XD eating while reading that wasn't the best idea lol.
your posts made me lol. that's all.
your welcome, now shut the fuck up
your welcome, now shut the fuck up
nah you killed it.
Yes, but in the past day and a half or so, i have been balls deep in cervix stew.
Thank you kind sir, will i see you at Poison the Well, Bad Religion or any upcoming shows?
xo piggie
The point is/was sexual conquest. If jerks like me don't go out and actively play the field, or try and succeed in our sexual goals (mine being trying to fuck every girl from high school that didn't give me a look), then where would we be? In an anal-less, fuck-less world.
dude, what happened??
bad religion would be sweet. at the mo im short on funds though. had to get my car serviced, pay me rego, my fine for running a red light, and my car has got to go back in shortly to fix some other shit so im not sure to be honest??
There's a brief explanation back on one of the earlier pages. Check it out.
oh man, shit. tequila gets you everytime
Yeah. Hectic times. I'd appeal it, but i have no idea how.
fucked if i know mate. i dont think ive ever got an infraction. ive been a good boy :-p
your a dick. i hope she gave you an std.
Why are people like you allowed to breed?
i hope by you people you mean fuck-tards and not Australians.
anthonydarko
09/16/09, 09:06 AM
i hope by you people you mean fuck-tards and not Australians.
But of course.
voncorn
09/16/09, 10:53 AM
I applaud you.
To everyone calling him a dick, you're right, but he shouldn't be ashamed of that. Tell me you wouldn't have fucked the quiet girl who you just KNEW was aching for it in highschool? You guys are so fucking tight-assed and hung-up.
I say we bake him a cake, fuck knows he deserves it.
you might want to brush up on your anatomy. the cervix isn't located in the ass.
congrats on your conquest regardless.
lol.
loudog024
09/16/09, 02:40 PM
This is just wrong on so many levels.
Congratulations, I guess.
LoginBanned
09/16/09, 03:15 PM
The Cervix isn't in the ass
chicagogirll04
09/16/09, 03:33 PM
Stop repeating things that people already fucking said.
Jesus! If he didn't already know, he would have figured it out by now.
Here It Goes
09/16/09, 03:58 PM
When the red river flows, take the dirt road. Hope you showered for like an hour.
To everyone calling him a dick, you're right, but he shouldn't be ashamed of that. Tell me you wouldn't have fucked the quiet girl who you just KNEW was aching for it in highschool? You guys are so fucking tight-assed and hung-up.
I say we bake him a cake, fuck knows he deserves it.
i find guys who brag about it are usually full of shit. and if their not, i find bragging about it is a dick move. especially over the internet.
MSIndulgence
09/16/09, 05:50 PM
6008233
/thread
/killedit
/lamejoke
undonesweater93
09/16/09, 07:49 PM
Of course I would find THIS in the PL forum on AP.net
OP: go die
Of course I would find THIS in the PL forum on AP.net
OP: go die
your a dick. i hope she gave you an std.
I love it when PC people try and insult me for my actions. Chances are you're mildly jealous I'm getting more action than you are.
I love it when PC people try and insult me for my actions. Chances are you're mildly jealous I'm getting more action than you are.
yet you feel the need to brag about it to strangers. cant be getting that much.
chassmariee
09/17/09, 07:03 AM
Anal-yuck!
Thundercats are go though! Good job!
yet you feel the need to brag about it to strangers. cant be getting that much.
The used condoms in my bin says differently.
maxvsmaradona
09/17/09, 07:14 AM
Yo, Luna, I'm happy for you, Imma let you finish, but Gene Simmons has the most sex of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Helpless
09/17/09, 07:18 AM
Yo, Luna, I'm happy for you, Imma let you finish, but Gene Simmons has the most sex of all time. OF ALL TIME!
I thought it was the dude from Motley Crue?
maxvsmaradona
09/17/09, 07:22 AM
I thought it was the dude from Motley Crue?
Tommy Lee? Oh, please. Gene done it with over 4,600 women.
Helpless
09/17/09, 07:23 AM
Tommy Lee? Oh, please. Gene done it with over 4,600 women.
Oh. k.
*thumbs up*
The used condoms in my bin says differently.
ok keep talking to your condoms then.
ok keep talking to your condoms then.
Why on earth would i be talking to inanimate objects?
AndrewIcex
09/17/09, 09:39 AM
This thread provides so much win-filled entertainment.
undonesweater93
09/17/09, 03:03 PM
I love it when PC people try and insult me for my actions. Chances are you're mildly jealous I'm getting more action than you are.
LOLWUT
yes, because my life revolves around getting laid
Probably not, because like any 16 year old Floridian, it probably revolves around gators, nascar and incest.
ilikesound93
09/17/09, 04:26 PM
^ Oh damn.
DejaNew
09/17/09, 04:54 PM
Hahahahahaha. This is an incredible thread. Please continue.
AndrewIcex
09/17/09, 11:25 PM
Hahahahahaha. This is an incredible thread. Please continue.
I'll second this.
Selkies
09/18/09, 02:18 AM
Probably not, because like any 16 year old Floridian, it probably revolves around gators, nascar and incest.
And we have a winner.
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