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Gandalorf
09/15/09, 08:34 PM
Hopefully I will make a video for this... Just tell me what you think!

Oh, use this as a reference if you want...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLL23yzfGjk&feature=related

Sing to: Green Day's
21 guns

So Many Crumbs:

Do you know why you're biting for?
When it's all worth frying it for?
Does it take you breath away
And you feel yourself masticating?
Does the weight jut out of your side?
And there's no place for it to hide?
Does the fat break your heart inside?
You ate my Reuben

Yum, so many crumbs
all those lost carbs
I counted them all
Yum, these falling crumbs
let those lucky charms go right to your thighs
I baked a pie

When you start to develop a choad
and your bowels, they lost all their control
And just to walk it's taking it's toll
When the spoon hits the end of the bowl
The earth quakes when you walk past
They build a city on your fat ass
Nothing's ever built to last
Get ta' chewin...

Yum, there's fewer crumbs
eating gets hard,
Ya' ain't breathin' right
Yum, there's almost none
That bump on your gut is lookin' a fright...
Hey, where's my fries?

Did you try to live on your own?
When you burned down the house and home?
Did your grilled cheese catch on fire?
Were your fingers to fat to dial the phone?

When it's time to live and let die
And your heart beats with a subtle *sigh*
I'm pretty sure that you're gonna die
Death's a shoe-in

Yum, these final crumbs
That pain in your arm
Use all your might
Yum, there's no more crumbs.
There goes your heart, it's sayin' bye-bye...
You just died......

The Personist
09/15/09, 08:39 PM
Not funny at all.