SilverWings
09/17/09, 01:32 PM
Please don't take these seriously, cos I sure as hell don't.:-d
A Caretionary Tale
http://www.sendspace.com/file/avqe2r
We're flying so contently in our cheery carebear cloudcar
We pass a million people below and wave down from afar
The skies open up as we race through clouds at maximum speed
Adrenaline pumps through our tummy symbols and we feel free
But pay attention to the road or else you will be found dead
It's easier to drive when you still have a functioning head
We come across a little village that's right by the seaside
There's families playing while the sun shines on oh so bright
We park our car on the edge of a cliff; the view is sumblime
The shore is coming in, so we take a dip while there's stilll time
But beware of the dangers that lurk underneath the water
Jellyfish paralyze and shark bites hurt like blasts from mortars
We spend time wine-tasting with savants in the local pub
And go off gallavanting at a carebear-friendly nightclub
We make some great new friends and enjoy intelligent discourse
We feel the need to groove so off we move to rock the dancefloor
But be wary of dealers who ferry class-A drugs like these:
Cocaine, LSD, esctasy pills and amphetamines
We book a room for the night in a 4-star B&B
We crash onto our beds and see what is on the TV
As luck would have it it's our animated feature movie
We can't resist to see it so we stay up till ten to 3
But make sure you get rest and set yourself a bedtime schedule
Without one to follow, you can suffer from sleep deprival
Morning comes and we are still tucked tight in our cosy slumber
We get up slowly and find that we are now plied with hunger
Lazily we blatantly shuffle to the vending machine
The snacks we buy are tasty and satiate our desperate needs
But remember to eat healthy foods and exercise daily
The mascot that acts like your friend would steal candy from babies
Before we travel back to our hometown of Care-a-Lot
We shop at the flee market to see just what they have got
A man approaches us and tries to peddle a watch to us
He offers a good price and looks like someone that we could trust
But that's not always true: never talk back to complete strangers
Even if he's got fine wares, he could be a deadly danger
And so our story concludes! Please take heed of what has been said
And yes, thank you, we got back safely and still all have our heads
Big Squirrels Don't Cry
http://www.sendspace.com/file/rugkza
Mister Squirrel, lift that chin
It's time to bring your nuts in
Wrap you up and sing goodnight
'Cos I know you'll be alright
Fight the pain and become strong
This hurting will not go on
if you learn to be a man
as much as a squirrel can
Your suffering will come undone
I will love you like a son
(and if you wanna find your inner chee
you gotta climb up the highest tree)
Wipe those tears off from your face
I bought Kleenex in my haste
This song's gone on way too long
And these keys are overdone
So how 'bout we change the song?
Ooh, I think I like... this one!?
A Caretionary Tale
http://www.sendspace.com/file/avqe2r
We're flying so contently in our cheery carebear cloudcar
We pass a million people below and wave down from afar
The skies open up as we race through clouds at maximum speed
Adrenaline pumps through our tummy symbols and we feel free
But pay attention to the road or else you will be found dead
It's easier to drive when you still have a functioning head
We come across a little village that's right by the seaside
There's families playing while the sun shines on oh so bright
We park our car on the edge of a cliff; the view is sumblime
The shore is coming in, so we take a dip while there's stilll time
But beware of the dangers that lurk underneath the water
Jellyfish paralyze and shark bites hurt like blasts from mortars
We spend time wine-tasting with savants in the local pub
And go off gallavanting at a carebear-friendly nightclub
We make some great new friends and enjoy intelligent discourse
We feel the need to groove so off we move to rock the dancefloor
But be wary of dealers who ferry class-A drugs like these:
Cocaine, LSD, esctasy pills and amphetamines
We book a room for the night in a 4-star B&B
We crash onto our beds and see what is on the TV
As luck would have it it's our animated feature movie
We can't resist to see it so we stay up till ten to 3
But make sure you get rest and set yourself a bedtime schedule
Without one to follow, you can suffer from sleep deprival
Morning comes and we are still tucked tight in our cosy slumber
We get up slowly and find that we are now plied with hunger
Lazily we blatantly shuffle to the vending machine
The snacks we buy are tasty and satiate our desperate needs
But remember to eat healthy foods and exercise daily
The mascot that acts like your friend would steal candy from babies
Before we travel back to our hometown of Care-a-Lot
We shop at the flee market to see just what they have got
A man approaches us and tries to peddle a watch to us
He offers a good price and looks like someone that we could trust
But that's not always true: never talk back to complete strangers
Even if he's got fine wares, he could be a deadly danger
And so our story concludes! Please take heed of what has been said
And yes, thank you, we got back safely and still all have our heads
Big Squirrels Don't Cry
http://www.sendspace.com/file/rugkza
Mister Squirrel, lift that chin
It's time to bring your nuts in
Wrap you up and sing goodnight
'Cos I know you'll be alright
Fight the pain and become strong
This hurting will not go on
if you learn to be a man
as much as a squirrel can
Your suffering will come undone
I will love you like a son
(and if you wanna find your inner chee
you gotta climb up the highest tree)
Wipe those tears off from your face
I bought Kleenex in my haste
This song's gone on way too long
And these keys are overdone
So how 'bout we change the song?
Ooh, I think I like... this one!?