Masturbation

[Stompemplay]

How many times do you masturbate a day?

(honestly)

Also, where do u do it?

What/who are u thinking about?

[ADDisfunforme]

ON the weekend's i tend to do it more, i've done it 2 times already today, i have nothing to do this break so i guess ill need a new sock

[Stompemplay]

Originally posted by ADDisfunforme
ON the weekend's i tend to do it more, i've done it 2 times already today, i have nothing to do this break so i guess ill need a new sock

Haha,

Yea im once on weekdays

twice on weekends

[FishAlotNBePunk]

once mostly. sometimes i skip a day. sometimes i do it twice and sometimes three times.

[ADDisfunforme]

i tried to give it up for lent and i lasted 4 days, then i like exploded, but i did last 13 days in the begginig of the year as my new years resolution.

[kidinthecorner]

Usually just once a day, if that. Sometimes I save up for a week or so, cuz then it feels unbelievably good. Most is maybe 3x a day, but thats rare.

[Stompemplay]

ive only done 3x once

and once i saved it for 30 days

by the way, girls are invited to say too

[stonerjoey34]

Originally posted by ADDisfunforme
ON the weekend's i tend to do it more, i've done it 2 times already today, i have nothing to do this break so i guess ill need a new sock

Usually 2 times a day. On weekends sometimes 2 or 4. I dont use socks. I use my friends NFG wristband.

[unoriginal]

I don't know. I like to jerk the cock. Now if I only had one...

[Throwback]

Once on weekdays, twice on weekends, sometimes three times, depends how late I'm up. I can't believe I just posted my masturbation habits on a website.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by unoriginal
I don't know. I like to jerk the cock. Now if I only had one...

pick me pick me!

instead of wacking off girls call it plunging the waterhole or churning the butter.

[ADDisfunforme]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk

instead of wacking off girls call it plunging the waterhole or churning the butter.

lmao, i have to start fishing again

[Stompemplay]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
pick me pick me!

instead of wacking off girls call it plunging the waterhole or churning the butter.

haha, churning the butter. classic.

[kidinthecorner]

Lol...

Paper towels, kids, then u can flush the evidence.

[ADDisfunforme]

Originally posted by kidinthecorner
Lol...

Paper towels, kids, then u can flush the evidence.

yea but then.....well i don't want to get into detail about the problem with paper products.

[Stompemplay]

Originally posted by ADDisfunforme
yea but then.....well i don't want to get into detail about the problem with paper products.

I understand.

[stonerjoey34]

Originally posted by kidinthecorner
Lol...

Paper towels, kids, then u can flush the evidence.



Thats not cream cheese on your bagel.:D

[Stompemplay]

Originally posted by stonerjoey34
Thats not cream cheese on your bagel.:D

Shit....Howd u know i had just finished eating a bagel with cream cheese?

[Greg]

easily 3 times a day on weekends. at least once on weekdays. i look at porn. or if im not near my comp i think of hot slutty chicks in my school. there are some pretty damn fine ones.

[ADDisfunforme]

Originally posted by Greg
easily 3 times a day on weekends. at least once on weekdays. i look at porn. or if im not near my comp i think of hot slutty chicks in my school. there are some pretty damn fine ones.

Also WIld ON is a great masturbation tool, you can easily pace yourself to last an hour to that show, its amazing

[Stompemplay]

Originally posted by ADDisfunforme
Also WIld ON is a great masturbation tool, you can easily pace yourself to last an hour to that show, its amazing

Agreed sorta,

but they have like half a second of boobs

and then half hour of windsurfing or snorkling or some shit like that. It upsets my penis.

[stonerjoey34]

Originally posted by Stompemplay
Shit....Howd u know i had just finished eating a bagel with cream cheese?

Because I follow you where ever you go.

[on and on we go]

let's see my record is 12x in one day. after that i was sore for a week. when? whenever. who? idk. any porn star i guess.

[ToTheOne]

Originally posted by ADDisfunforme
i tried to give it up for lent and i lasted 4 days, then i like exploded, but i did last 13 days in the begginig of the year as my new years resolution.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[stonerjoey34]

Originally posted by on and on we go
let's see my record is 12x in one day. after that i was sore for a week. when? whenever. who? idk. any porn star i guess.


Im suprised you still have a penis.(assuming that you still do)

[AtTheDriveIn.]

why do guys seem to do it so much more than girls???

[stonerjoey34]

Originally posted by AtTheDriveIn.
why do guys seem to do it so much more than girls???


Cuz most guys are really very hopeless.

[AtTheDriveIn.]

im pretty hopeless.

[stonerjoey34]

Originally posted by AtTheDriveIn.
im pretty hopeless.

I know i am.

[AtTheDriveIn.]

i think most people are.

[scott]

i dont see how you guys do it three times a day, i dont do it every day of the week ever, maybe 4 times a week... I really dont believe any of you have a penis left to whack after that much

[stonerjoey34]

Originally posted by scott
i dont see how you guys do it three times a day, i dont do it every day of the week ever, maybe 4 times a week... I really dont believe any of you have a penis left to whack after that much

thats the thing, since ya do it so much and ur dick gets really tired, ya need more.

[The Nephilm]

ahahahahahah

what a bunch of fucking losers

heres a tip...

GO GET LAID.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by The Nephilm
ahahahahahah

what a bunch of fucking losers

heres a tip...

GO GET LAID.

but but im only 15 sir.

[stonerjoey34]

Originally posted by The Nephilm
ahahahahahah

what a bunch of fucking losers

heres a tip...

GO GET LAID.


can you help me?

[The Nephilm]

Originally posted by stonerjoey34
can you help me?

don't despair. there are plenty of prostitutes that will sleep with retards.

[stonerjoey34]

Originally posted by The Nephilm
don't despair. there are plenty of prostitutes that will sleep with retards.

Your mom must be one of them.

[The Nephilm]

Originally posted by stonerjoey34
Your mom must be one of them.

she prefers donkeys actually

[stonerjoey34]

beastiality, thats a real turn on.

[rxbanfan]

i keep busy so i get maybe one every 2-3 days if i'm lucky, when theres nothing to do tho, maybe twice a day. it's funny in the summer where u do a million times in one day and it's like water coming out yer dick. It hurts a lil 2. i do it straight in the toilet. SOunds wierd but try it, NO clean up, just wipe off yer peice and flush the toilet paper, works soo good. better if u have a lock on the door.

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by Greg
easily 3 times a day on weekends. at least once on weekdays. i look at porn. or if im not near my comp i think of hot slutty chicks in my school. there are some pretty damn fine ones.

Hahaha, I applaud yer honesty sir...

[unoriginal]

Most of you guys must have pretty strong forearms

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by The Nephilm
ahahahahahah

what a bunch of fucking losers

heres a tip...

GO GET LAID.

That wasn't a condescending tone, was it?

[therealhebm]

i do it maybe 3 times a week, always right when i wake up. i mean the instant i wake up. and on weekdays. weekends i go get laid.

[unknown_bastard]

once a week is fine for me but anything more and i'd probably be too tired to go on

[goldfishmaifa]

don't your guys' wrists get tired?

[Greg]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Hahaha, I applaud yer honesty sir...

thanks i guess.

[ADDisfunforme]

Originally posted by on and on we go
let's see my record is 12x in one day. after that i was sore for a week. when? whenever. who? idk. any porn star i guess.

jesus christ mang, my highest is 6, but after 3 its pretty pointless becasue u need some time to reload or it just sucks

[ms y o o n]

Originally posted by ADDisfunforme
jesus christ mang, my highest is 6, but after 3 its pretty pointless becasue u need some time to reload or it just sucks

haha i like how u said reload..
ok im off

[stonerjoey34]

does it count if your girlfriend jacks you off?

[xTSTLx]

Originally posted by stonerjoey34
does it count if your girlfriend jacks you off?


fuck you

[unoriginal]

:confused:

[stonerjoey34]

Originally posted by xTSTLx
fuck you

I didnt even say i had a girlfriend, Im too much of a fucking loser.

[xTSTLx]

Originally posted by stonerjoey34
I didnt even say i had a girlfriend, Im too much of a fucking loser.





i was fuckn with ya!!!:D :D :D

[stonerjoey34]

Originally posted by xTSTLx
i was fuckn with ya!!!:D :D :D

You got me there buddy.

[MaybeOneDay]

well i used to jack off more than i do now, cause now i have my girlfriend tina to do it for me. she's the biggest slut ever and she likes that. every guy in my school wants her...sometime i will post a pic of her so all you guys can have some fun...haha, cheers.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by krazee_k0rean
haha i like how u said reload..
ok im off

what do you mean by 'off' ?

off as in your off your computer?

or off as in you just had the time of your life?

im with burn, go get laid. but if you are unable to do so, then use your hand.

[alifetimeaway2]

no if a girl jacks you off its a handjob. not masturbation.

[cheez mastah]

I got a hot girlfriend but i still do it at least once a day when I can, more then once when im on break, like now

[the_champ_is_here]

you should masturbate more when you have a girlfreind, so you can last longer when it matters

[WithStamin]

Originally posted by The Nephilm
she prefers donkeys actually I happen to be a donkey... I'm in luck!

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by WithStamin
I happen to be a donkey... I'm in luck!

lol....i actually laughed at that...props.

[stonerjoey34]

Originally posted by alifetimeaway2
no if a girl jacks you off its a handjob. not masturbation.

Thank you for the clarification.

[Slick Shoes]

Why must these threads keep popping up .... can't you people get laid or something.

[day in paradise]

holy shit you kids are sad. If you masterbate once or more than once a day you need to go get a life.

1-3 times a week is how much i do it.

[stonerjoey34]

Originally posted by day in paradise
holy shit you kids are sad. If you masterbate once or more than once a day you need to go get a life.

1-3 times a week is how much i do it.

you are saying they are sad? you have 700 fucking posts!! you need a lot of extra time on your hands to do that my friend.

[Slick Shoes]

I masturbate 20 times in one hour ..... so you gonna call me sad?
you stupid ******.

[jesus teh feesh]

Originally posted by day in paradise
1-3 times a week is how much i do it.

yeah becuase you have me right?

[EmoMoose86]

I'm too emo to masterbate.

[bigweener]

every day is just too damn much. first you must do absolutely nothing all day, because most people are way to busy. next you gotta at least have some large quantities of hot lesbian porn otherwise it takes forever! and finally reload time, without porn reload time is greatly lengthened however, with some good porn a back2back jack is quite possible.

[jesus teh feesh]

everyday? who are you people? christ. 4 times a week is the maximum

[bigweener]

Originally posted by jesus teh feesh
everyday? who are you people? christ. 4 times a week is the maximum

good damn call!

[EmoMoose86]

Originally posted by EmoMoose86
I'm too emo to masterbate.

my balls are a funny tint of a cobalt light blue...:eek:

[jyesclad]

i masturbate to the thought of emomoose's shoes...

[wadejunkie]

Originally posted by stonerjoey34
you are saying they are sad? you have 700 fucking posts!! you need a lot of extra time on your hands to do that my friend.

says the kid with an average of 55 posts a day

[EmoMoose86]

Originally posted by jyesclad
i masturbate to the thought of emomoose's shoes...

:eek:

[iglooXcore]

we already have mastubation threads....
see?

[suckerpunch_]

i usually every or everyother day, sometimes more

[DreamOfWaking]

Once a week, makes it better

[Wubby]

I'm a girl and am proud to say I do it about 1-4 times a day seven days a week. Occasionally I will skip a day or two.

-kade

[Billy]

Originally posted by Wubby
I'm a girl and am proud to say I do it about 1-4 times a day seven days a week. Occasionally I will skip a day or two.

-kade
nice now tell lisha its ok to admit it

[charly horse]

holy shit she must use vegitable or something.......

[Billy]

Originally posted by alsublimereject
holy shit she must use vegitable or something.......
what kind of vegetable do you use

[charly horse]

i dont use vegitables :P


u bow wow lover u

[Wubby]

I drum some, so when I actually do go in, I use the end of a drumstick.

TO ALL GIRLS: It's okay to admit!!

-kade

[charly horse]

rupert u sped im going to kill you

[Billy]

haha enough about the bow wow shit no one needs to know

[charly horse]

:eek: ...zach said it first

[Billy]

you're trying to change the subject i think we were talking about your masturbation habits

[charly horse]

why dont u hassle that chick who actually masturbates using a drumstick?!!?!

bad rupert

[Billy]

no cause you're more fun

[charly horse]

im going to be all emo now