Fuck The Police

[SincerelyMe]

Cops are assholes. And apparently they are allowed to go to my friend's houses and lie to them and tell them I pointed the finger at them when nobody's even in trouble. That's fucked up.

[steve187]

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[MyNameIsRoss]

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[ted is lying]

When in college you will see much more of them.

[iAMhollyood315]

i got harrassed and threatened by the Worcester MA police last year. police can suck.

[kaycey]

sounds fucked up.
give them some cash and they'll go away.

[ted is lying]

sounds fucked up.
give them some cash and they'll go away.
If that does work you can try shooting them and burying there body's in a playground under the slide.

[jeremypeele]

when approached by a cop always pretend you are deaf. it works. trust me.

[jeremypeele]

Trust Me!

[Captain Awesome]

I always think of NWA when someone says "f the police."
Is this healthy?

[thelastturtle]

I always think of NWA when someone says "f the police."
Is this healthy?

I would say it's extremely healthy.

[Captain Awesome]

I would say it's extremely healthy.

Haha good to know dude.

[CarouselBoy]

I always think of NWA when someone says "f the police."
Is this healthy?

i always thing of Rage Against the Machine

[Captain Awesome]

i always thing of Rage Against the Machine

Haha wow, I totally forgot about them.
And my cousin and I were listening to them on our way back to my house this afternoon.
Back to the penalty box for me.

[Matt I Guess]

No justice no peace?

[Jake Denning]

Errrrrr, ok.

[mattmatumbo]

Just a week ago i had a cop tell me "take your sweet ass time", i was just crossing the road...

[Brand-new-123]

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[zachff]

Cool story Hansel

[MyNameIsRoss]

Just a week ago i had a cop tell me "take your sweet ass time", i was just crossing the road...

Cops become cops for one reason. They made poor life decisions, and it's the closest job they can think of that will be like their old high school glory days, bullying kids.

[runningohfive]

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[lfdfforever]

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[maxvsmaradona]

The rather see me in the pen, than me and Lorenzo rollin' in a benzo.

[kianacarly]

I saw a police officer give a little old lady a ticket for crossing rail road tracks today. I felt so bad for her because she didn't even understand why she was being fined. I don't mind police so much as I hate that cocky swagger thing that a lot of them have going on.

[anthonydarko]

Don't hate on cops because a few abuse their power.

[MyNameIsRoss]

No, I'll just hate on them all.

[thursday727]

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[AlkalineAshes]

"Yall cant fuck with the POlice yall cant fuck with the police!"

[radtad]

"the name is officer riviarey, the sooner you learn that the longer youre going to live in this word"
REQUESTING: mall cop enforcement stories/videos

[Jake Denning]

"My name is Officer Riviera, the sooner you learn that the longer you're going to live in this world"
REQUESTING: mall cop enforcement stories/videos

fixed

[Jaimehere]

reminds me of Mrs. Officer when Wayne briefly says fuck the police hahaha

[Reaver]

thank god you rarely see policemen here in germany.

[muttley]

I got pulled me over when I was riding some electric vespa thing. He told me I needed some kind of motorcycle helmet even though the thing only went like 13mph. Thought it was funny because I've never been pulled over on a bike and I'm certain those can go much faster.

[SincerelyMe]

Don't hate on cops because a few abuse their power.

Every cop I've ever encountered has been an asshole to me. Fuck them.

[kbi the crowing]

all I thought of when I read the title was "...comin straight from the underground..."

and yeah cops can suck major balls, but there are good cops out there

[mattmatumbo]

I'm not going to lie, i have met good cops, however, i feel that upwards of 90% are just assholes.

[anthonydarko]

Every cop I've ever encountered has been an asshole to me. Fuck them.
It's probably because you're a 17 year old teenager and teenagers are the prey of all cops.

[ilikesound93]

I always think of NWA when someone says "f the police."
Is this healthy?

I always think of Mudhoney.
EDIT:wait that's called hate the police. whatever.

[argg_xo]

Ice Cube will swarm on any muthafucka in blue uniform.

[wendjiqn]

i find this thread incredibly insulting

[mattmatumbo]

i find this thread incredibly insulting

Why so?

[wendjiqn]

Why so?
hating on people who's job is to protect you and put their life on the line for you.. seems like a cool thread..

[ted is lying]

Every cop I've ever encountered has been an asshole to me. Fuck them.
Try baking them cookies or showing them your tits.

[SincerelyMe]

hating on people who's job is to protect you and put their life on the line for you.. seems like a cool thread..

I understand that they deal with shit so we don't have to. But the cops I've encountered aren't mature enough to handle that responsibility and the kind of power that comes with it.

[wendjiqn]

I understand that they deal with shit so we don't have to. But the cops I've encountered aren't mature enough to handle that responsibility and the kind of power that comes with it.
maybe your city sucks then. not all cops are like that, don't generalize.

[mattmatumbo]

hating on people who's job is to protect you and put their life on the line for you.. seems like a cool thread..

... Yeah that's an understandable point, but everyday run-ins with the police... I'll just say, if cops act like they do off the job like how they do on the job, they're no one i want to hang around with.

This thread is more focused towards the fact that most cops are douche bags about everyday things. All of us on here know that there is such a thing as a good cop, i know several, but this is how we get our frustration out about this.

[TheRealJohnOC]

just something nice and friendly..

[wendjiqn]

... Yeah that's an understandable point, but everyday run-ins with the police... I'll just say, if cops act like they do off the job like how they do on the job, they're no one i want to hang around with.

This thread is more focused towards the fact that most cops are douche bags about everyday things. All of us on here know that there is such a thing as a good cop, i know several, but this is how we get our frustration out about this.
whatever you say, it's your opinion, but i disagree.

[mmmmmpoetry]

I hate Arizona police >.<

[ted is lying]

I understand that they deal with shit so we don't have to. But the cops I've encountered aren't mature enough to handle that responsibility and the kind of power that comes with it.
Cops are basically highschool jocks that couldnt do anything else, so they get back at society by arresting the shit out of them.

[SincerelyMe]

Cops are basically highschool jocks that couldnt do anything else, so they get back at society by arresting the shit out of them.

They seem like the kids who never grew out of high school.

[ted is lying]

They seem like the kids who never grew out of high school.
It is what you got to deal with. Although if you try and be complete respectable with them they will be nice to you and try to help you out.

[SincerelyMe]

It is what you got to deal with. Although if you try and be complete respectable with them they will be nice to you and try to help you out.

Believe me, I'm trying. But when they're playing stupid games like this and putting words in my mouth, it's hard.

[ted is lying]

Believe me, I'm trying. But when they're playing stupid games like this and putting words in my mouth, it's hard.
Pull out a gun and shoot the motherfucker, lets see him try him put words in your mouth if he is on the bottom of the Hudson river. Yup.

[cuzimlefthanded]

Just a week ago i had a cop tell me "take your sweet ass time", i was just crossing the road...

maybe he was just saying you had a sweet ass................

[SincerelyMe]

Pull out a gun and shoot the motherfucker, lets see him try him put words in your mouth if he is on the bottom of the Hudson river. Yup.

Great idea. Sadly, I don't have a gun. Or the desire to get put away for murder.

[ted is lying]

Great idea. Sadly, I don't have a gun. Or the desire to get put away for murder.
Well when the next group of police come. Repeat step one and so on.

[SincerelyMe]

Well when the next group of police come. Repeat step one and so on.

The Hudson River is going to get pretty disgusting.

[ted is lying]

The Hudson River is going to get pretty disgusting.
Dont worry it takes exactly 5 hours from the bear mountain bridge for a body to make it to the Atlantic.

[SincerelyMe]

Dont worry it takes exactly 5 hours from the bear mountain bridge for a body to make it to the Atlantic.

Good to know. That bridge is a bit of a long haul for me though. The bodies might start stinking up my car by the time I get there.

[ted is lying]

Good to know. That bridge is a bit of a long haul for me though. The bodies might start stinking up my car by the time I get there.
I recommend buying a van.
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[SincerelyMe]

I recommend buying a van.
http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww36/EX2020/free_candy_van.jpg

Seems a little impractical.

[ted is lying]

Seems a little impractical.
That is my murder/rape/molest car.
This is my Im not a murder/rape/molester car.
http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt290/Rydessia/ford.jpg

[SincerelyMe]

That is my murder/rape/molest car.
This is my Im not a murder/rape/molester car.
http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt290/Rydessia/ford.jpg

That's a nicer car than I can afford for my murdering escapades.
I'm thinking something more along the lines of this:

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c399/itr0055/DSC04985.jpg

[ted is lying]

That's a nicer car than I can afford for my murdering escapades.
I'm thinking something more along the lines of this:

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c399/itr0055/DSC04985.jpg
Noone will ever suspect the guy with the dubbed out golf cart. You can cut up there bodys and hide them in a golf bag to conceal it even more.

[SincerelyMe]

Noone will ever suspect the guy with the dubbed out golf cart. You can cut up there bodys and hide them in a golf bag to conceal it even more.

I was thinking I could just prop the dead guy up next to me and roll around. I mean, who would really notice...

[ted is lying]

I was thinking I could just prop the dead guy up next to me and roll around. I mean, who would really notice...
Although if someone does notice you will have a guy to prop up that other dead guy. If it happens again repeat step one.

[mattmatumbo]

whatever you say, it's your opinion, but i disagree.

I bet if you were to go to Europe and talk to their police, you would notice the difference between our ass-hole cops and real cops that WANT to protect you.

[whataclush]

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[SincerelyMe]

Although if someone does notice you will have a guy to prop up that other dead guy. If it happens again repeat step one.

I have no idea what you just said.

[Thriftstoresuit]

If you got beef with the C-O-Ps, throw a molotov at the P-I-Gs




/pork and beef

[ted is lying]

I have no idea what you just said.
People tell me I'm look very trust worthy, I think it is because of my awesome bone structure.

[SincerelyMe]

People tell me I'm look very trust worthy, I think it is because of my awesome bone structure.

That's cool. I have no idea what you're talking about.

[LoginBanned]

You probably did something and just come from a generation whose parents were too easy on them making it impossible for you to take responsibility for your own actions.

[ted is lying]

That's cool. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Neither do i, favorite type of poptarts?

[SincerelyMe]

Neither do i, favorite type of poptarts?

Cookie dough, hands down. You?

[ted is lying]

Cookie dough, hands down. You?
Hot fudge sunday, although I think im going to buy some cookie dough cuz I been eating hot fudge Sunday for the past 3 weeks.

[SincerelyMe]

Hot fudge sunday, although I think im going to buy some cookie dough cuz I been eating hot fudge Sunday for the past 3 weeks.

My parents don't let me eat poptarts. I've only had them at friend's houses and occasionally when I go out.

[ted is lying]

My parents don't let me eat poptarts. I've only had them at friend's houses and occasionally when I go out.
When you go to college you can have all the poptarts you want. Haha
http://i436.photobucket.com/albums/qq83/savannaboo32/poptarts.jpg

[caveBEAR]

No justice, no peace?

[ted is lying]

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how did no one post this yet.

[fightinirish217]

Dont worry it takes exactly 5 hours from the bear mountain bridge for a body to make it to the Atlantic.

Whoa! Bear Mountain Bridge metion on ap.net! I love Bear Mountain!

[SincerelyMe]

When you go to college you can have all the poptarts you want. Haha
http://i436.photobucket.com/albums/qq83/savannaboo32/poptarts.jpg

Poptarts and Ramen Noodles will pretty much rule my life.

[ted is lying]

Whoa! Bear Mountain Bridge metion on ap.net! I love Bear Mountain!
Us New Yorkers gotta stick together were in rockland if you dont mind me asking cuz im currently seeing someone who lives there. Awesomeness.

[ted is lying]

Poptarts and Ramen Noodles will pretty much rule my life.
Same here. Also Pringles.

[SincerelyMe]

Same here. Also Pringles.

Definitely. I could live off those foods for four years.

[kaycey]

i have got to try pop tarts.

[ted is lying]

Definitely. I could live off those foods for four years.
Atm im currently eating all 3 as my roommate is trying to find the remote that is on top of his bed. Any one think i should tell him or watch him rip the room apart trying to find it.

[SincerelyMe]

Atm im currently eating all 3 as my roommate is trying to find the remote that is on top of his bed. Any one think i should tell him or watch him rip the room apart trying to find it.

Let him look around for a while. Then say something along the lines of "I think I saw it on your bed or something". Watching him look for it will get old pretty fast.

[ted is lying]

Let him look around for a while. Then say something along the lines of "I think I saw it on your bed or something". Watching him look for it will get old pretty fast.
Nope he just check the microfridge so see if it was in there. I think next he is going to try under the bed.

[SincerelyMe]

Nope he just check the microfridge so see if it was in there. I think next he is going to try under the bed.

I would have just given up and pushed the buttons on the actual tv.

[ted is lying]

I would have just given up and pushed the buttons on the actual tv.
Well he wants to play xbox and there isnt a button the tv that can switch it to correct setting. Honestly I still cant belive he didnt find it yet he been looking for about an hour. This is getting worse then when he lost his keys because they were in his pocket.

[SincerelyMe]

Well he wants to play xbox and there isnt a button the tv that can switch it to correct setting. Honestly I still cant belive he didnt find it yet he been looking for about an hour. This is getting worse then when he lost his keys because they were in his pocket.

It's okay. I lost my keys because they were in the ignition.

[ted is lying]

It's okay. I lost my keys because they were in the ignition.
He found it! Now i wonder how long he will take to realize that i unplugged the tv. Arnt I the nicest?

[SincerelyMe]

He found it! Now i wonder how long he will take to realize that i unplugged the tv. Arnt I the nicest?

You sound like the best roommate ever.

[ted is lying]

You sound like the best roommate ever.
Yup he got it now he messing up N00bz in halo. After all this im now kind of bored but i dont want to leave my bed.

[SincerelyMe]

Yup he got it now he messing up N00bz in halo. After all this im now kind of bored but i dont want to leave my bed.

I definitely know that feeling.

[ted is lying]

I definitely know that feeling.
I really wish I didnt lose my voice cause then id call my grandma. If I do call her she will be worried that im sick.

[Tim Lincecum]

cops never have to tell the truth, unless they are in court or filling out court documents, more people need to learn that lesson (as a CHP officer in training) some cops like busting people too much, im not one of them

[SincerelyMe]

I really wish I didnt lose my voice cause then id call my grandma. If I do call her she will be worried that im sick.

Conversations with my grandma never end.


cops never have to tell the truth, unless they are in court or filling out court documents, more people need to learn that lesson (as a CHP officer in training) some cops like busting people too much, im not one of them

That's fucking ridiculous.

[ted is lying]

cops never have to tell the truth, unless they are in court or filling out court documents, more people need to learn that lesson (as a CHP officer in training) some cops like busting people too much, im not one of them
Are you a gaints fan? Or are one of the best pitcher of all time?

[fightinirish217]

Us New Yorkers gotta stick together were in rockland if you dont mind me asking cuz im currently seeing someone who lives there. Awesomeness.

Not at all, I'm from Pearl River.

[ted is lying]

Not at all, I'm from Pearl River.
Okay i live right across the river hehe.

[phil19]

just show a bit of cleavage, that should help your cause