to answer any further questions.... [Archive]

Stompemplay

04/19/03, 03:00 AM

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay25
to answer any further questions that might appear....

yes, i will have sex with you.

Haha, i love how u just criticized stonerjoey for making shitty threads.

MaybeOneDay

04/19/03, 03:06 AM

Originally posted by Stompemplay
Haha, i love how u just criticized stonerjoey for making shitty threads.

Haha. and i love how much stonerjoney is a fucking knob.

MaybeOneDay

04/19/03, 03:08 AM

Originally posted by Stompemplay
Haha, i love how u just criticized stonerjoey for making shitty threads.

but on a more serious note, i am sure if i had not made this thread there would be more "will you have sex with me?" threads.

therefore, this thread already answers those peoples originals questions. see where im goin with this. which leads me to my next point.....dont do crack.

Stompemplay

04/19/03, 03:09 AM

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay25
Haha. and i love how much stonerjoney is a fucking knob.

You should change this to the oficial stonerjoey shittalking thread

blaarg

04/19/03, 03:10 AM

Originally posted by Stompemplay
You should change this to the oficial stonerjoey shittalking thread
and have mods make it a stickey!

MaybeOneDay

04/19/03, 03:16 AM

Originally posted by blaarg
and have mods make it a stickey!

sounds good to me. good idea oh holy one, blaarg is god.

blaarg

04/19/03, 03:20 AM

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay25
sounds good to me. good idea oh holy one, blaarg is god.
since i already made evil zach vice-god, you can be junior vice-god in charge of shipping and storage.

Stompemplay

04/19/03, 03:22 AM

Originally posted by blaarg
since i already made evil zach vice-god, you can be junior vice-god in charge of shipping and storage.

Haha

Im still your son (GO JESUS!)

MaybeOneDay

04/19/03, 03:24 AM

Originally posted by blaarg
since i already made evil zach vice-god, you can be junior vice-god in charge of shipping and storage.

i would be honoured to work for you god. thank you.

Greg

04/19/03, 03:30 AM

i wanna work for god too!!

blaarg

04/19/03, 03:30 AM

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay25
i would be honoured to work for you god. thank you.
i am pleased to announce that you are also recieving a reward for a record high number of quotes in my sig (3... i think) for this milestone you will get a hotwheels set upon (free) admission to the big blaarg concert in the sky.

Stompemplay

04/19/03, 03:33 AM

Pst...let maybeoneday reep those benefits...

just you wait...once i die (a couple times) ill be HUGE

HUGE

blaarg

04/19/03, 03:34 AM

Originally posted by Greg
i wanna work for god too!!
chose a title:

"god's official janitor"
"god's private assistant" (not in that way)
"god's chef"
"god's porn-finder"
or "if you can read this, i work for god"

Frodo

04/19/03, 03:35 AM

i wish to occupy the position of god's porn-finder

Greg

04/19/03, 03:37 AM

Originally posted by blaarg
chose a title:

"god's porn-finder"

i'm great at finding porn

blaarg

04/19/03, 03:38 AM

Originally posted by coheed&cambria
i wish to occupy the position of god's porn-finder
(job interview)
1) do you have any experience working with god?

2) do you have any experience in finding porn?

3) how quickly can you find porn?

4) gimmie.

blaarg

04/19/03, 03:40 AM

Originally posted by Greg
i'm great at finding porn

Originally posted by coheed&cambria
i wish to occupy the position of god's porn-finder

uh oh, looks like we've got a little competition. we'll have to have a god's porn-off to see who's better.

Greg

04/19/03, 03:41 AM

Originally posted by blaarg
(job interview)
1) do you have any experience working with god?

2) do you have any experience in finding porn?

3) how quickly can you find porn?

4) gimmie.

hey! i was offered that position so i'll answer.

1-no experience with god yet but i'm willing to work very hard if if i'm hired.

2-believe me. i'm the expert at finding porn.

3-i can find tons of porn in less than 3 minutes.

4-how do wish for me to send it to you?

blaarg

04/19/03, 03:44 AM

Originally posted by Greg
hey! i was offered that position so i'll answer.

1-no experience with god yet but i'm willing to work very hard if if i'm hired.

2-believe me. i'm the expert at finding porn.

3-i can find tons of porn in less than 3 minutes.

4-how do wish for me to send it to you?

i'll have to get back to you guys on this, so far, i don't think god can have too much porn, so we could have 2 co-porn finders and make it a group effort, but nothing's written in stone yet.

Frodo

04/19/03, 03:47 AM

lets have a porn find competition to see who gets the job

or the co-finders would work

Greg

04/19/03, 03:48 AM

Originally posted by coheed&cambria
lets have a porn find competition to see who gets the job

or the co-finders would work

let's just do the co-finders thing. is that cool with you partner??

Frodo

04/19/03, 03:50 AM

yep, now we can find double the porn for god and ourselves

MaybeOneDay

04/19/03, 06:54 AM

Originally posted by blaarg
i am pleased to announce that you are also recieving a reward for a record high number of quotes in my sig (3... i think) for this milestone you will get a hotwheels set upon (free) admission to the big blaarg concert in the sky.

believe me god, you deserve those quotes. but the thing is, i am yet to see your name in my sig ( i think? unless im blind ) complementing me. and oh yes, when do i start ?....finally, thank you for the hotwheels set, it will go along great with my barbie and ken's hawaiin dream house. thank you.

NetNerdsRevenge

04/19/03, 08:39 AM

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay25
believe me god, you deserve those quotes. but the thing is, i am yet to see your name in my sig ( i think? unless im blind ) complementing me. and oh yes, when do i start ?....finally, thank you for the hotwheels set, it will go along great with my barbie and ken's hawaiin dream house. thank you.

second quote down from the top of your sig....