Official Wayne's World Thread (Because its funnier than Office Space)

[BrandNewRock05]

I believe I ordered the hand job.

[AtTheDriveIn.]

hmm, i mean waynes world is pretty fucking funny, but in my opinion, NO WAY is it funnier than Office Space. Office Space is seriously the best movie. it pwns you.

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by AtTheDriveIn.
hmm, i mean waynes world is pretty fucking funny, but in my opinion, NO WAY is it funnier than Office Space. Office Space is seriously the best movie. it pwns you.
we are here to pay tribute to Wayne's World, not bash it. Does office space have geniusly funny lines like

"I'll take the cream of Sumyungai"

"Are we done yet because I'm getting tired of holding this"
"Thats what she said"

"Ribbed for her pleasure, ewww!"

And of course
"Sha-wing"

[ChineseNoodle13]

"I smell bacon... does anybody else smell bacon?"
"Yeah i definately smell a pork product of some sort."

"If you have to spew... spew in this!!"

"did uou ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and acted like a girl bunny?"

HAHHA, thats the best movie ever!!!!

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by ChineseNoodle13
"I smell bacon... does anybody else smell bacon?"
"Yeah i definately smell a pork product of some sort."

"If you have to spew... spew in this!!"

"did uou ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and acted like a girl bunny?"

HAHHA, thats the best movie ever!!!!
thank you! much better than office space

"Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?"
"No, they suck"
"So it isnt just a clever name"

[xTSTLx]

i dont remember the quote extactly, but this is my fav. one from the movie

"why is it when you kill a man in war, you are considered a hero, but if you kill a man out of passion, you're a criminal"

ed o'niell

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by xTSTLx
i dont remember the quote extactly, but this is my fav. one from the movie

"why is it when you kill a man in war, you are considered a hero, but if you kill a man out of passion, you're a criminal"

ed o'niell
oh in the coffee shop

"why is it when you kill a man in war it is considered heroic, but when you kill a man in the heat of passion, its considered murder"

thats a good one but i particularly like

"what is it?"
"a gun rack"
"a gun rack?"
"mm hmm"
"why would i need a gun rack. i dont even own a gun, let alone many guns that would neccesitate in a rack"

[xTSTLx]

Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
oh in the coffee shop

"why is it when you kill a man in war it is considered heroic, but when you kill a man in the heat of passion, its considered murder"




there we go....fuck ya!!!

[Stompemplay]

Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
we are here to pay tribute to Wayne's World, not bash it. Does office space have geniusly funny lines like

"I'll take the cream of Sumyungai"

"Are we done yet because I'm getting tired of holding this"
"Thats what she said"

"Ribbed for her pleasure, ewww!"

And of course
"Sha-wing"

"WHY DOES IT SAY PAPER JAM WHEN THERE IS NO PAPER JAM?"

"and in these conjugal visists, you can have sex, with women?:
"Im not even in jail and I havent had a conjugal visit in 6 months"

"HEY PETER MAN! CHECK OUT CHANNEL 9! THE BREAST EXAMINATIONS!"

plenty more...

But waynes world DOES kick serious ass.

[BrandNewRock05]

"Garth, Marrige is punishment for shoplifting in some countries"

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by Stompemplay
"WHY DOES IT SAY PAPER JAM WHEN THERE IS NO PAPER JAM?"

"and in these conjugal visists, you can have sex, with women?:
"Im not even in jail and I havent had a conjugal visit in 6 months"

"HEY PETER MAN! CHECK OUT CHANNEL 9! THE BREAST EXAMINATIONS!"

plenty more...

But waynes world DOES kick serious ass.
"Led Zepplin didnt write songs that everybody liked, they left that to the Beegees"

"I once thought I had mono for an entire year, but it turned out I was just really bored"

"It will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine"

"She will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine"

"I have had plenty of Joe jobs, nothing I would call a career. Lets just say I have an extensive collection of hairnets and nametags"

"Benjamin is no one's friend. If Benjamin were an ice-cream flavor he would be praillines and dick"

Office Space is good, but nothing compares to Waynes World

[Stompemplay]

Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
"Led Zepplin didnt write songs that everybody liked, they left that to the Beegees"

"I once thought I had mono for an entire year, but it turned out I was just really bored"

"It will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine"

"She will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine"

"I have had plenty of Joe jobs, nothing I would call a career. Lets just say I have an extensive collection of hairnets and nametags"

"Benjamin is no one's friend. If Benjamin were an ice-cream flavor he would be praillines and dick"

Office Space is good, but nothing compares to Waynes World

"If things go good, ill be showing her my o face. O O O O"

"Samir naga, naga, nagonna work here anymore"

"Well i was told i could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from 10 to 12"

"I believe you have my stapler"

"PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?"

"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal 'Pound me in the Ass' prison!"

"I told those fudgepackers i like michael boltons music"

"Corporate accounts nina speaking! Just a moment! Corporate accounts nina speaking! Just a moment! Corporate accounts nina speaking! Just a moment!"

"uh oh! sounds like somebodys got a case of the mondays!"

And plenty more where that came from

Bi-hotch

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by Stompemplay
"If things go good, ill be showing her my o face. O O O O"

"Samir naga, naga, nagonna work here anymore"

"Well i was told i could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from 10 to 12"

"I believe you have my stapler"

"PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?"

"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal 'Pound me in the Ass' prison!"

"I told those fudgepackers i like michael boltons music"

"Corporate accounts nina speaking! Just a moment! Corporate accounts nina speaking! Just a moment! Corporate accounts nina speaking! Just a moment!"

"uh oh! sounds like somebodys got a case of the mondays!"

And plenty more where that came from

Bi-hotch
"If you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise from his wounds. The Indians believed this was his soul escaping from his body"

"Thats a babe! She makes me feel all funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class"

"Camera one. Camera two. Camera one..."

"If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln"

"Ah, the merth mobile"

"Did you ever see the Twilight Zone where the guy signed contract and they cut out his tongue? And they put it in a jar, and it wouldnt die; it just grewand pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues. Pretty cool, huh?

"I'm being shit on, thats all shit on!"

"You know Wayne, if you're not careful you're going to lose me."
"I lost you two monts ago. We broke up! Are you mental?"

Ur turn motha fucka

[Stompemplay]

Thats the best you got?

"I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are! We're looking up money laundering in a dictionary!"

"You know what I can't figure out? How is it that all these stupid neanderthal mafia guys can be so good at crime, and smart guys like us can suck so badly at it.
Samir: We're new to it though."

"Excuse me? (Door closes) Well, okay, but... That's the last straw... "

"Dammit, Lawrence! Can't you just pretend like we can't hear each other through the walls?"

"Yes... I have the memo."

"Peter: I think that the guy might actually be able to help. I mean, he did help Anne lose weight.
Samir: Peter, she's anorexic.
Peter: Yeah, I know. They guy's really good."

"Michael: Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael: There WAS nothing wrong with it. Until I was about 12 years old, and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?.
Michael: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks!"

"This isn't so bad, huh? Makin' bucks... gettin' excercise... working outside?
Lawrence: Fuckin' A.
Peter: Fuckin' A."

"Lawrence: Hey Peter!
Peter: Yeah?
Lawrence: Watch out for your cornhole, bud.
Peter: Okay, Lawrence."

"Greg Pitts (II) as Drew: Give her a ride on the ol' bone roller coaster! AAAAAAAAAAH! Hah!"

Are you any relation to the pop singer?
Michael Bolton: Naw, it's just a coincidence.

"If you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair like your pretty boy over there Brian, why don't you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?"

Still have barely broken into the good stuff

"ASS CLOWN"-Michael Bolton

[Stompemplay]

looks like i win

[stonerjoey34]

"I wish the voices in my head would stop for five minutes."

"I love you man. Yeah, I know. Know, you don't, I love you man. Just say thank you."

"Would you like to have dinner somenight? I lik to have dinner every night."

"We are not worthy! We are not worthy!"

[angelicbiznatch]

"exqueeze me? baking powder? i thought you just said youd pay us for doing waynes world"

"ya know i thought i had mono for an entire year, it just turns out i was extremely bored"

"excuse me, id like ta get bye now"

"assphincter says what?"
"what?"
"exactly."

waynes world party time excellent! weeeoooeeoooeoooeeoo!

[Stompemplay]

Originally posted by angelicbiznatch
"exqueeze me? baking powder? i thought you just said youd pay us for doing waynes world"

"ya know i thought i had mono for an entire year, it just turns out i was extremely bored"

"excuse me, id like ta get bye now"

"assphincter says what?"
"what?"
"exactly."

waynes world party time excellent! weeeoooeeoooeoooeeoo!

First of all, you stay out of this.

This is just between me and brandnewrock.

[Stompemplay]

"I've got this killa up inside of me, I can't talk to mother so i talk to my diary"

"Michael: You're working at Initech because that question is bullshit to begin with. If everyone listened to her, there'd be no janitors, cause no one would clean shit up, if they had a million dollars."

"Peter: When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?
Lawrence: Shit, no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man."

"What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?"

"Conjugal visits? Not that I know of. No, minimum security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is, kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be alright."

"Ron Livingston as Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Diedrich Bader as Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do man ... two chicks at the same time, man."

"If you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair like your pretty boy over there Brian, why don't you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?"

Woo, still got a couple more

[ifeelused]

all this quoting office space is making wanna watch it really bad.. once i get home from this babysitting crap thats what im gonna do

you can never fully appreciate Office Space unless you have a job

[lookitsmarc]

Originally posted by angelicbiznatch
"exqueeze me? baking powder? i thought you just said youd pay us for doing waynes world"

"ya know i thought i had mono for an entire year, it just turns out i was extremely bored"

"excuse me, id like ta get bye now"

"assphincter says what?"
"what?"
"exactly."

waynes world party time excellent! weeeoooeeoooeoooeeoo!

hah great sig
i actually laughed out loud

[Throwback]

Originally posted by AtTheDriveIn.
hmm, i mean waynes world is pretty fucking funny, but in my opinion, NO WAY is it funnier than Office Space. Office Space is seriously the best movie. it pwns you.

That's so funny. I just rented Wayne's World 1 & 2. And although Office Space is and will always be my favorite movie, I think WW is funnier.

The best line:

"Take me Garth."

"Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket"

"I'm gonna be frank."

"Ok, can I still be Garth?"

[Throwback]

Whoops I posted twice.

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by Stompemplay
First of all, you stay out of this.

This is just between me and brandnewrock.
hey man im back to represent waynes world. i had to go to my grandparents yesterday, so here we go again

"I'll do they 'May I help you' riff"
*Wayne riffs guitar*
"May I help you?"

"No Stairway--denied!"

"Hey I'm in New York! I've got a gun! Lets go to a Broadway play!"

"Excellent" (Simple yet very effective)

"Little, Yellow Different"

"Does this seem weird to anybody else? I mean, we're looking down on Wayne's basement...only that isn't Wayne's basement. Isn't that weird?"
"Yeah, that's weird"
"Garth, that was a haiku"

"It's so huge"
"Do I frighten you?"
"No"
"Do you want me to?"

"May I say I have just had a thrilling day?"
"You may"
"And may I say your wife is a complete babe?"

[the_champ_is_here]

Originally posted by BrandNewRock05


"I'll do they 'May I help you' rev"
*Wayne revs guitar*
"May I help you?"

"

It's riff you dumb fuck. Who revs a guitar? Is it like a chainsaw or a car where you can rev it up? Die.

[Allisun]

Foxy Lady

need i say more?

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by Allisun
Foxy Lady

need i say more?
good call on that one.
"If you spew and she goes running, it was never meant to be"

[torch]

"We needed to get enough brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass, or OZZY wouldn't go onstage that night!! So billy pops his head in and says there's a sweetshop on the edge of town. So we go. And its closed. We managed to break in but instead of a guarddog they have this great big Bengal Tiger. I distracted the tiger with a can of mice but the shopkeeper and his son were a different story all together. We had to beat them to death with their own shoes. But we got the M&M's back and ozzy put on a great show!"

"You're less than nothing! Why are you here?"
"I don't have anywhere else to go!"


"gordon street. Ah yes, Gordon street. I used to know a girl on gordon street. But that was a long time ago. When I was a young boy. Ah yes gordon street, two blocks up 3 over."
"Th-th-thank you"

I religiously worship those movies.

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by torch
"We needed to get enough brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass, or OZZY wouldn't go onstage that night!! So billy pops his head in and says there's a sweetshop on the edge of town. So we go. And its closed. We managed to break in but instead of a guarddog they have this great big Bengal Tiger. I distracted the tiger with a can of mice but the shopkeeper and his son were a different story all together. We had to beat them to death with their own shoes. But we got the M&M's back and ozzy put on a great show!"

"You're less than nothing! Why are you here?"
"I don't have anywhere else to go!"


"gordon street. Ah yes, Gordon street. I used to know a girl on gordon street. But that was a long time ago. When I was a young boy. Ah yes gordon street, two blocks up 3 over."
"Th-th-thank you"
ah, yes. stomp, i havent even broken out the quotes from ww2, i could go on for days man...days!

I religiously worship those movies.