Rotten Tomatoes' 100 Worst Reviewed Films of the Decade

[batmannj]

Check it out. (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/guides/worst_of_the_worst/)

Thoughts anyone?

[love_american_style]

added to netflix queue.

[deadkidsean]

Backed on Envy. The worst movie I've ever seen in my entire life. Walked out of the theater 10 minutes in.

[love_american_style]

I'm suprised Taxi wasn't on there. I turned that off 15 minuted into it.

[Ailite]

Pretty accurate list

[yoyostring]

Corky Romano should not be in there. that movie is hilarious.

[Getup and Dance]

I don't think Strange Wilderness should be that high on the list.

[love_american_style]

Corky Romano should not be in there. that movie is hilarious.

the part where he's wrestling the dog for the coacaine is prolly one of the best scenes in cinematic history.

[kbi the crowing]

how dare they put half past dead on that list, Ja Rule and Steven Segal are the best acting duo ever

and I'm surprised Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus wasn't on there

[Why Bother?]

Agreed on Godsend, that was such a piece of shit movie.

Envy was just odd.

[yoyostring]

the part where he's wrestling the dog for the coacaine is prolly one of the best scenes in cinematic history.

haha, yeah and then he gets in front of the kids... "Yes, Question? You have a question? You do? You Don't? You do? You Don't?" such a great fucking movie haha.. Chris Kattan is hilarious.

[narcoleptic953]

Lacking National Treasure 2.

[Why Bother?]

Good to see Meet The Spartans, Date Movie, Disaster Movie and Epic Movie there.

[I am Mick]

Corky Romano is my fucking jam

[bard]

envy was funny.
corky romano is hilarious.

other than that, the rest were all crap.

[Why Bother?]

Lacking Jumper and Norbit.

[bard]

team america: world police should be on that list. such a terrible movie.

[*crying stars*]

Surprised that Prom Night didn't have a score low enough to make it on the list.

And I've seen quite a number of those movies that did make it, lol.

[Cheshire_Buddha]

team america: world police should be on that list. such a terrible movie.

wut?

[jwicklun]

Good to see Meet the Spartans and all the other Movie movies on the list. Too bad studios will still pay them to make movies.

[bard]

wut?
it was a terrible movie. it wasn't funny. it relied on cussing/farts/sex/etc... just like south park, which is also not funny. i can laugh at that stuff too, even though it's not my type of humor, if it is clever but they're not.

[Loch_Doun]

I'm just glad Zoolander didn't make the list :]
<3 that movie

[Cheshire_Buddha]

it was a terrible movie. it wasn't funny. it relied on cussing/farts/sex/etc... just like south park, which is also not funny. i can laugh at that stuff too, even though it's not my type of humor, if it is clever but they're not.

Well, fuck shit.

[bladerdude360]

it was a terrible movie. it wasn't funny. it relied on cussing/farts/sex/etc... just like south park, which is also not funny. i can laugh at that stuff too, even though it's not my type of humor, if it is clever but they're not.
But South Park is very intelligent and subversive. I'm not saying it's not crass and offensive, but I would argue that it can be pretty intelligent. Same goes for Team America.

[ZeroGravity107]

One Missed Call should be number one.

[colorlesscliche]

Movies I liked;

Sound of Thunder
Fear.com
Strange Wilderness

[bladerdude360]

I'm glad that I haven't seen most of the movies on that list haha. The few that I have were awful, so I'm okay with the list.

[bladerdude360]

I don't think Strange Wilderness should be that high on the list.
I never saw it, should I check it out? I think these are the first reviews I've seen for it honestly, and that doesn't inspire a lot of confidence haha.

[colorlesscliche]

I'm pretty sure every movie Larry the Cable Guy has been in is on this list.

[colorlesscliche]

I never saw it, should I check it out? I think these are the first reviews I've seen for it honestly, and that doesn't inspire a lot of confidence haha.

I thought it was hilarious, I was in tears at one part. If you like dumb humor I'd highly recommend it.

[kshtoinks12]

team america: world police should be on that list. such a terrible movie.You live an empty life.

[nhoium]

it was a terrible movie. it wasn't funny. it relied on cussing/farts/sex/etc... just like south park, which is also not funny. i can laugh at that stuff too, even though it's not my type of humor, if it is clever but they're not.

WHHHAAATTTTT? It sounds like you missed a lot of the satire in the film, and South Park for that matter. For instance, they modeled the foreign cities after how Americans perceive them. If that's not funny, then I'm not sure what is. Yeah there was a lot of cursing and crude humor but the film was so much more than that.

/fanboy rant

[nhoium]

I just saw this on Digg a little while ago. Steven Seagal and Larry the Cable Guy vehicles shouldn't even be conisdered cinema. I had no idea Toby Keith even had a movie, yeessh.

[narcoleptic953]

it was a terrible movie. it wasn't funny. it relied on cussing/farts/sex/etc... just like south park, which is also not funny. i can laugh at that stuff too, even though it's not my type of humor, if it is clever but they're not.

South Park is fucking hilarious, and so was Team America (the soundtrack alone is reason enough for it to be far from being on that list). Team America is at 78% on RT. There are probably literally thousands of films from this decade that were far far worse.

[narcoleptic953]

WHHHAAATTTTT? It sounds like you missed a lot of the satire in the film, and South Park for that matter. For instance, they modeled the foreign cities after how Americans perceive them. If that's not funny, then I'm not sure what is. Yeah there was a lot of cursing and crude humor but the film was so much more than that.

/fanboy rant

And this. He definitely missed the point. Just like Pearl Harbor!

Bwahahahaha!

[nhoium]

And this. He definitely missed the point. Just like Pearl Harbor!

Bwahahahaha!
hahhahaha

[bard]

sorry i don't buy into cheap laughs.

[narcoleptic953]

sorry i don't buy into cheap laughs.

Not seeing how the laughs in South Park and Team America are cheap. If you want cheap laughs, Family Guy is the place to go.

[yoyostring]

sorry i don't buy into cheap laughs.

ZWTzyU5MFgM

[narcoleptic953]

ZWTzyU5MFgM

:-d

[bard]

Not seeing how the laughs in South Park and Team America are cheap. If you want cheap laughs, Family Guy is the place to go.
family guy hasn't been funny in like 7 or 8 years. and i was also like 14 or 15 when it was funny.
ZWTzyU5MFgM
i can't watch youtube at work, but i know it's that matt damon clip.

i just don't get why people liked it. it's like the creators are putting random stupid crap in on purpose and secretly making fun of the people who eat it up and call it "intelligent humor"

[newfoundmichael]

it was a terrible movie. it wasn't funny. it relied on cussing/farts/sex/etc... just like south park, which is also not funny. i can laugh at that stuff too, even though it's not my type of humor, if it is clever but they're not.


you're crazy.

while that movie and south park do both have fart/sex jokes and quite a bit of cussing, they are both very smart attacks at pop culture, and poke fun at scenes from other movies/shows quite often. maybe it just went over your head if you can't see that.

[LastDeclaration]

I thought Dragonfly was worthwhile, Corky Romano was funny, and Fear Dot Com was pretty scary.

Larry the Cable Guy sucks balls though.

[bard]

you're crazy.

while that movie and south park do both have fart/sex jokes and quite a bit of cussing, they are both very smart attacks at pop culture, and poke fun at scenes from other movies/shows quite often. maybe it just went over your head if you can't see that.
it didn't go over my head, i just don't find that funny or remotely intelligent.

i mean, man-bear-pig? herro? my god, all that crap is the worst.

[Cheshire_Buddha]

it didn't go over my head, i just don't find that funny or remotely intelligent.

i mean, man-bear-pig? herro? my god, all that crap is the worst.

Hahaha. Manbearpig. Ahhhhh.

[newfoundmichael]

it didn't go over my head, i just don't find that funny or remotely intelligent.

i mean, man-bear-pig? herro? my god, all that crap is the worst.

man-bear-pig wasn't meant to be funny...well it was, but it was an attack on Al Gore about him "creating" a problem like many thought that he did when they say he exaggerated global warming. so like i said, maybe you just don't get it.

[bard]

man-bear-pig wasn't meant to be funny...well it was, but it was an attack on Al Gore about him "creating" a problem like many thought that he did when they say he exaggerated global warming. so like i said, maybe you just don't get it.
i don't need the joke explained to me. i understand them. they're just not funny/intelligent.

believe me, i've seen enough episodes of south park to know what i think. all my friends are OBSESSED with this show and it drive them crazy that i don't like it. they'll say, "Here, watch this one. it's really funny/smart/etc..." and i'll watch it with them and they're practically peeing themselves and i'm wanting to kill myself. it's just bad television.

[Thug_Nasty]

very accurate list.

[love_american_style]

haha, yeah and then he gets in front of the kids... "Yes, Question? You have a question? You do? You Don't? You do? You Don't?" such a great fucking movie haha.. Chris Kattan is hilarious.

I SHOULD BUY A BOAT!!!

x

[yves.]

thank baby jesus i've only seen one out of all those movies.

[batmannj]

I was shocked to see Baby Geniuses 2 on there but not the first Baby Geniuses. That was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Why I saw it, I was like 12, but the adverse effects have lasted until now.

[murrich]

sorry i don't buy into cheap laughs.

envy was funny.
corky romano is hilarious.

other than that, the rest were all crap.

Huh?

[WTG]

How is Southland Tales not on that list?

[jwicklun]

i don't need the joke explained to me. i understand them. they're just not funny/intelligent.

believe me, i've seen enough episodes of south park to know what i think. all my friends are OBSESSED with this show and it drive them crazy that i don't like it. they'll say, "Here, watch this one. it's really funny/smart/etc..." and i'll watch it with them and they're practically peeing themselves and i'm wanting to kill myself. it's just bad television.
what would be a television show that counts as "intelligent" humor

[lolliot]

Half of the movies on that list (IE. Disaster Movie or whatever) look all the same to me, and I didn't see one good movie that I really enjoyed, meaning I like the list!

[newfoundmichael]

i don't need the joke explained to me. i understand them. they're just not funny/intelligent.

believe me, i've seen enough episodes of south park to know what i think. all my friends are OBSESSED with this show and it drive them crazy that i don't like it. they'll say, "Here, watch this one. it's really funny/smart/etc..." and i'll watch it with them and they're practically peeing themselves and i'm wanting to kill myself. it's just bad television.


well okay. i, along with the majority of people, think it is a smart rip on pop culture. you are entitled to your opinion.

[heyozzie]

How is Southland Tales not on that list?

cause it doesn't deserve to be.

and i can't believe that hate for team america, that movie was brilliant and hilarious.

and every movie by that friedberg/seltzer crew and any by uwe boll deserve to be on there. but then again, there's so many shit movies out there nowadays i bet lowering them to a list of 100 is impossible.

[tyramail]

i haven't seen most of these, which is probably a good thing, but i liked corky romano and good luck chuck :/ i would most definitely agree with christmas with the kranks, it was one of the worst movies i've ever seen. i would also agree wtih soul survivors. semi-pro should have made this list.

[eMart]

Please tell me the Number 23 is on that list.
I'm surprised Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus wasn't on there They don't rate direct-to-TV movies. I do have to say though, I caught this movie on SyFy a few weeks back and it was so horrible...I just had to watch.


Huh?
Obvious troll is obvious
Or God forgot to give this guy a functioning sense of humor.

[X GODWIN X]

i think it was soooo funny how "WHITEOUT" got number 100! it just came out!? give it a shot. lol. not really!

[ctmk]

I just saw this on Digg a little while ago. Steven Seagal and Larry the Cable Guy vehicles shouldn't even be conisdered cinema. I had no idea Toby Keith even had a movie, yeessh.

actually he has several fuck me right?

[ctmk]

where is transformers 2? that pretty hard and batman and robin? oh and for the guy who doesnt like south park and team america please try and watch them again yes the jokes are immature (but fucking hilarious) but the plots of the episodes and the movie are extremely subversive and intelligent

[narcoleptic953]

where is transformers 2? that pretty hard and batman and robin? oh and for the guy who doesnt like south park and team america please try and watch them again yes the jokes are immature (but fucking hilarious) but the plots of the episodes and the movie are extremely subversive and intelligent

Batman and Robin didn't even kind of come out in this decade.

[mht]

no way Deck the Halls should be on there. Devito is great in that for a family holiday flick. No doubt about it In the Name of the King should be #1, the worst fucking movie with a big cast. Just fucking awful.


the whole ten yards? ARE THEY FUCKING HIGH. they dont call me the whole nine nards because that movie sucks, that movie is great. Fuck these Slade hatin virgins.

[marrost]

I own In the Name of the King that shit is fucking funny.

[Uwe Blab]

Totally agreed on One Missed Call being one of the worst movies of all time.

And I think they really overused the words "crass" and "inept."

[ActionActionFan]

I like The New Guy.

[WTG]

cause it doesn't deserve to be

That's a lie. It is THE worst movie I've ever seen (and I've seen Strange Wilderness, which placed 7). A nonsensical plot, random music videos that make no sense, bad acting from good actors, terrible cheesy lines, it's just terrible...

[heyozzie]

That's a lie. It is THE worst movie I've ever seen (and I've seen Strange Wilderness, which placed 7). A nonsensical plot, random music videos that make no sense, bad acting from good actors, terrible cheesy lines, it's just terrible...

i disagree. i'm not saying it was the best movie i've ever seen but definitely far from the worse. to put it in perspective, i'd rank both the new wolverine movie and the new transformers worlds above southland in worst movies i've seen. those both sucked sooooo so bad. it was a very mediocre movie for me, a bit too ambitious, but definitely not awful. what do you expect, the guy was trying to follow up donnie darko.

[element4433]

Needs more "The Love Guru" Fuck my friends for dragging me to that movie.

[timb89]

this list has taught me 2 things:
1. sequels suck.
2. Jason Friedberg and Aaron Setzer should stop making movies.

[Anderson]

I can't believe that 100 movies worse than Dungeons And Dragons have been released in the last 10 years.

[nhoium]

actually he has several fuck me right?
What?

[nhoium]

I can't believe that 100 movies worse than Dungeons And Dragons have been released in the last 10 years.
LOL. What a terrible movie.

[irthesteve]

New Guy was so good though :-(

[ctmk]

Batman and Robin didn't even kind of come out in this decade.

o fuck my bad uve succeeded in making me feel worthless

[domotime2]

this was such an awesome walk through memory lane......so much money wasted in the world...

notes to peoples post-
1) South Park/Team America, not funny? That's incomprehensible to me.
2) Southland Tales is an AWESOME movie...a very complex, intricle plot with lots of undertones throughout. Everything about that movie made sense to me, and it's great to see writer/directors take interesting chances in making a film. A lot of the films you see on this list are lame, borring, slapped-together films that were clearly made "just because". There werent many movies on this list where you can say..."i bet the writer really tried here".

Key Films on this thats awesome:
Sound of thunder - hahahahahahaha i remember that shit.
Dragonfly - I saw this in theaters when I was 14 and thought it was bad because i was young...oh it was actually that bad?
Deck the halls - IS THE WORST HOLIDAY MOVIE IVE EVER WATCHED (but that makes it fun to watch lol)
Serving Sara - this is a prime example of why southland tales isnt as bad as a movie like this. a throw away comedy like this are the scum of hollywood
Soul Survivor - (spoiler) The movie ends as "IT WAS ALL A DREAM". THATS RIGHT. The ending we all joke about, of how to make the worst endings possible...they did it. congrats.
In Crowd - Worst movie ive ever seen in my entire life.

[Justin_stacy]

Mostly shitty 'comedy' and sci-fi/action flicks....which I guess is to be expected.

The only one that stuck out for me was the spanish horror flick Darkness, I'm not saying it was great or anything, but the main American release was a chopped up pg-13 version that pretty much destroyed the film. This unfairly lead to alot of awful reviews.

[runningohfive]

Sound of Thunder is the worst movie I have ever seen...everything was just....bad.

[jco3]

Yeah... Envy. So damn bad.