Condoms!

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

I was wondering what the alternate uses could be.

[Derka Derka]

candy bar wrapper

party size

[4N6 science]

saran wrap.

[Kozzy333]

Garbage Bag.

[chassmariee]

Didn't you ever take sex ed.?

[bung]

sock, coin purse, handkerchief, etc.

[yves.]

shower cap

[.invisible ink.]

how has no one said water balloon yet? that's the second thing i think of when i think condom.

[Reaver]

how has no one said water balloon yet? that's the second thing i think of when i think condom.

i thought that's the genuine purpose for a condom. i'm confused.

[voncorn]

Abstinence.

[danielineffigy]

Anal.

[deFobbed14yrs]

^end thread

[brandino15]

candy bar wrapper

party size/fun size for the less fortunate.

Fixed.

[Yellowcard2006]

I tired it for the first time recently


Felt great

I would do it again




Yes this is a parody

[Chancetobe]

We once filled condoms with popcorn and left them around campus, the day before all the parents were coming to pick up their kids. That was fun.

So, popcorn holder.

[EvilZeppelin]

Anal.

:idea:

[barkingincision]

spillage

[live.]

mustache

[softhands]

birth control

[NeededYouMost]

pulling out and splooging on his/her face, whatever rocks ur boat i don't judge

[eags2]

pulling out and splooging on his/her face, whatever rocks ur boat i don't judge

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[ctmk]

beachball

[electricheart]

dresses:


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3GSmS78FdQ0/Sjg35-QExFI/AAAAAAAAAq4/868fCDKIWjI/s400/condom+dress.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3GSmS78FdQ0/Sjg3YGYZnwI/AAAAAAAAAqo/K0Dt0G1Qr40/s400/condom+dress.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3GSmS78FdQ0/Sjg3P3mvsyI/AAAAAAAAAqg/dKwrgXqhcWk/s400/condom+dress.jpg

[ted is lying]

We once filled condoms with popcorn and left them around campus, the day before all the parents were coming to pick up their kids. That was fun.

So, popcorn holder.
How your LSATs go and mom is reading this over my shoulder.

[bladerdude360]

There are already like 2 other condom threads, I don't think we need more:
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=1034552
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=1211652

[Tim Lincecum]

wait so is this supposed to be other things that could be used as condoms? or things that condoms could be used for besides keeping va jay jays clean?

[kbi the crowing]

two condoms


Anal.

I'm surprised this wasn't said earlier

[iam1bearcat]

miracle whip holder

[invincibleXL]

broke the rubber, busted a nut up in your mother
so how you feel about havin another little brother?

[zion the lion]

This commercial plays all the time, I didnt know they were condoms until a little while ago. hello creativity

c7yqAn8GzBI

[nonamesleft]

Fucking wow.

[Sventhegreat]

Like alternate uses for a condom or alternates for a condom?

[fueledbyvictory]

this thread is amusing.

[zachff]

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[eags2]

suhweet avatar

sunday!<3

[RuckerPark]

you mean nobody has done this yet?
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[NateFoundGlory]

Tin foil.

[AndrewIcex]

Duct Tape/Kentucky Chrome, whatever you wanna call it.

Works wonders.


Edit: Wait, is this what else condoms can do? Or alternate choices for a condom would be?

If it is what else can they do.. well, I would say.. keep coins in them.. non-lubed though, of course.

[HometownHero]

Party favors

[Ghostpsalm]

http://www.marcofolio.net/images/stories/fun/imagedump/demotivational_posters/houdini.jpg

[fueledbyvictory]

Party favors

ha

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

wait so is this supposed to be other things that could be used as condoms? or things that condoms could be used for besides keeping va jay jays clean?
Like alternate uses for a condom or alternates for a condom?
Wait, is this what else condoms can do? Or alternate choices for a condom would be?.

I was wondering what the alternate uses could be.

i.e. Things that condoms could be used for other than keeping the vaginal tract clean.
i.e. Alternate uses for a condom.
i.e. What else a condom can do.

I hope this helps. :V

[x1onexwo1fx]

wow, more than half this thread is off topic.

i was gonna say water balloons, but someone already said that.

[Chromefox]

I once filled them with jello and threw them at my friends to celebrate graduation.

[reesa]

dresses:


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3GSmS78FdQ0/Sjg35-QExFI/AAAAAAAAAq4/868fCDKIWjI/s400/condom+dress.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3GSmS78FdQ0/Sjg3YGYZnwI/AAAAAAAAAqo/K0Dt0G1Qr40/s400/condom+dress.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3GSmS78FdQ0/Sjg3P3mvsyI/AAAAAAAAAqg/dKwrgXqhcWk/s400/condom+dress.jpg

i have to admit those look pretty impressive

[AndrewIcex]

i.e. Things that condoms could be used for other than keeping the vaginal tract clean.
i.e. Alternate uses for a condom.
i.e. What else a condom can do.

I hope this helps. :V
Well alright! Good to hear ha.

Clearing those things up for us.

[Rey1789]

put em over some poor basterds drink when he goes to the toilet in a bar! It's so funny!