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Jinjavitus
04/20/03, 08:13 AM
you all gotta check out my point-blank, 5 feet away-from, orgasm-feeling of getting hit in the face with a paintball... look at my avatar thingy.
evil zach
04/20/03, 08:15 AM
it makes me wet
Jinjavitus
04/20/03, 08:16 AM
sorry about the shinyness, i have neo sporin on it.. need this biatch to heal pretty fast... yeah..
NetNerdsRevenge
04/20/03, 08:17 AM
I have worse then that. I took a paintball about 2 inches away from my dick. i wear a cup now
Jinjavitus
04/20/03, 08:23 AM
Originally posted by NetNerdsRevenge
I have worse then that. I took a paintball about 2 inches away from my dick. i wear a cup now
you wear a cup now? what a smart man you are.
haha, funny stuff though.. isn't life a bitch?
FishAlotNBePunk
04/20/03, 08:25 AM
i lost my balls in nam
Jinjavitus
04/20/03, 08:29 AM
Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
i lost my balls in nam
that has got to suck rather abombinably
punkchick22
04/20/03, 09:00 AM
what happened?
Jinjavitus
04/20/03, 09:04 AM
Originally posted by punkchick22
what happened?
well..my two friends and i were upstairs in one of my friends' room and we were hitting houses, basketball hoops and whatnot and someone came out so we stopped.. my friend that shot me was like "we're out of paintballs" and then i put some music on loud, he got pissed off.. and wanted to shoot me with the co2 air or whatever the hell it was.. and little did he know that it was loaded with ONE paintball...yeah...lucky me.. actually, it is lucky me, because if he would have aimed any higher and had gotten my eye, i'd be partially blind.
moral of the story: don't play with guns!
fezwik80
04/20/03, 09:05 AM
Originally posted by Jinjavitus
you all gotta check out my point-blank, 5 feet away-from, orgasm-feeling of getting hit in the face with a paintball... look at my avatar thingy.
ive gotten way worse practicing for tournament players dude... but thats pretty good
fezwik80
04/20/03, 09:08 AM
Originally posted by Jinjavitus
well..my two friends and i were upstairs in one of my friends' room and we were hitting houses, basketball hoops and whatnot and someone came out so we stopped.. my friend that shot me was like "we're out of paintballs" and then i put some music on loud, he got pissed off.. and wanted to shoot me with the co2 air or whatever the hell it was.. and little did he know that it was loaded with ONE paintball...yeah...lucky me.. actually, it is lucky me, because if he would have aimed any higher and had gotten my eye, i'd be partially blind.
moral of the story: don't play with guns!
if you would have taken it to the eye you would ahve completely lost your eye. ive seen it happen on the field, moral of the story use a barrel condom slick
punkchick22
04/20/03, 09:18 AM
Originally posted by Jinjavitus
well..my two friends and i were upstairs in one of my friends' room and we were hitting houses, basketball hoops and whatnot and someone came out so we stopped.. my friend that shot me was like "we're out of paintballs" and then i put some music on loud, he got pissed off.. and wanted to shoot me with the co2 air or whatever the hell it was.. and little did he know that it was loaded with ONE paintball...yeah...lucky me.. actually, it is lucky me, because if he would have aimed any higher and had gotten my eye, i'd be partially blind.
moral of the story: don't play with guns!
heh that sucks. it looks pretty bad.
Jinjavitus
04/20/03, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by fezwik80
if you would have taken it to the eye you would ahve completely lost your eye. ive seen it happen on the field, moral of the story use a barrel condom slick
Had we of been in the field, or even in a paintball arena, sure. Wasn't my fault though, so don't get all 'slicky' on me.. :p
unoriginal
04/20/03, 09:31 AM
That's sexy but it's irrelavant to me since everyone is sexy to me
fezwik80
04/20/03, 09:46 AM
Originally posted by Jinjavitus
Had we of been in the field, or even in a paintball arena, sure. Wasn't my fault though, so don't get all 'slicky' on me.. :p
no... you should always have oen on people that play with markers outside of the field are ppl who fuck the sport up for peopl like me
Jinjavitus
04/20/03, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by fezwik80
no... you should always have oen on people that play with markers outside of the field are ppl who fuck the sport up for peopl like me
alright, i am gonna go to school in one..that's out of the field, right? :rolleyes:
day in paradise
04/20/03, 11:01 AM
paintball is so 8th grade.
paintball sucks. airsoft is so much better.
Really?
04/20/03, 11:04 AM
Originally posted by Greg
paintball sucks. airsoft is so much better.
Really?
Originally posted by Really?
Really?
once again...
FUCK OFF DOUSCHE BAG!!!
Really?
04/20/03, 11:06 AM
Originally posted by Greg
once again...
FUCK OFF DOUSCHE BAG!!!
REALLY:(
hot damn!
04/20/03, 11:07 AM
haha i thought this thread said 'rate my wood' at first :eek:
Really?
04/20/03, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by PweredByBoredom
haha i thought this thread said 'rate my wood' at first :eek:
REALLY?:eek:
hot damn!
04/20/03, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by Really?
REALLY?:eek:
.....maybe
bill!! ban Really. he's trying to be like Seriosuly. cep he's just being annoying.
NOFXdesendents5
04/20/03, 11:18 AM
pussy. paintballs dont hurt. when i got my first gun 4 years ago, my dad shot me in the face for $20 and it didnt hurt:mad:
day in paradise
04/20/03, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by PweredByBoredom
haha i thought this thread said 'rate my wood' at first :eek:
always thinking about dick arnt you bill?
TheKuPidKiLLer
04/20/03, 12:01 PM
Damn thats so sexy it makes me cream in my panties :-D
Jinjavitus
04/20/03, 01:40 PM
honestly, while creating this thread, i did not think the 'very sexy' option at the top would regin supremacy. i guess i thought wrong.. heh..
jyesclad
04/20/03, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by TheKuPidKiLLer
Damn thats so sexy it makes me cream in my panties :-D
fuck off. jinj is mine :D
Jinjavitus
04/20/03, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by jyesclad
fuck off. jinj is mine :D
hehehe, what can i say... she loves me :D
fezwik80
04/20/03, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by Greg
paintball sucks. airsoft is so much better.
yer a dipshit then i do both and paintball is way better i do the msot hardcore versions of both and paintball is wa y better as long as you arent a fuckin pussy
kidinthecorner
04/20/03, 02:39 PM
One time my friend was running across to a new bunker, and my brother unloaded on him. One ball hit him in the.. well, balls, and he dropped like he had actually been shot. It was soooo fuckin hilarious and ever since then, we've all worn cups. It was just SO funny the way he dropped.
TheKuPidKiLLer
04/21/03, 06:56 AM
hahaha...its alright momma i wuz just joshin with ya! :) pookiez all urz:D
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