i turn 21 in two hours

[Fury15]

i sit here finishing a paper that's due tomorrow at 5pm. drinking some michelob, enjoying my last two hours of underage drinking before i head to bars of Kent State. any good stories from 21st birthdays? i'm sure i'll have one tomorrow.

[Broken Parachute]

I think you meant to post this in General, correct?

[Fury15]

I think you meant to post this in General, correct?
oh yes. excellent observation. see this is good though. it means i'm devoting my attention to the paper and not this bullshit.

[blankster07]

if you drink illegally before your 21 birthday... what is the significance of the 21 birthday?... i'll never drink a day of my life... have fun wasting your time....

[kirbs84]

if you drink illegally before your 21 birthday... what is the significance of the 21 birthday?... i'll never drink a day of my life... have fun wasting your time....

wow...ignorance? yep.

[blankster07]

wow...ignorance? yep.

i should be asking you that question...

[Groogz]

if you drink illegally before your 21 birthday... what is the significance of the 21 birthday?... i'll never drink a day of my life... have fun wasting your time....
I can't stand people like you. Don't tell us not to drink. I'm not going to tell you to drink so just shut up.

[Anton Djamoos]

if you drink illegally before your 21 birthday... what is the significance of the 21 birthday?... i'll never drink a day of my life... have fun wasting your time....
I bet you anything you will drink.

[Shatter590]

i spent my 21st birthday hunting a pair of squirrels who somehow got into the crawlspace in my roof.

[Carlo Marx]

for my buddy's 21st b-day we all did tequila shots... except 4 of us all had water in our shot glasses and my friend had the tequila. 10 shots later he decided he couldn't listen to us yelling "drink more you pussy!" and ran outside to puke his guts up.

[NetNerdsRevenge]

if you drink illegally before your 21 birthday... what is the significance of the 21 birthday?... i'll never drink a day of my life... have fun wasting your time....
you can go to vegas, duh.

[dashboard1190]

I bet you anything you will drink.

I hope they become a raging alcoholic.

[kirbs84]

for my buddy's 21st b-day we all did tequila shots... except 4 of us all had water in our shot glasses and my friend had the tequila. 10 shots later he decided he couldn't listen to us yelling "drink more you pussy!" and ran outside to puke his guts up.

that's pretty good

[blankster07]

I bet you anything you will drink.

Never, ever in my life will I drink anything alcoholic... i look down on those who do... mankind's stupidity has not fallin' into my hands... i'm a rational, pragmatic thinker... the world could use more of those...

[Paul Tao]

if you drink illegally before your 21 birthday... what is the significance of the 21 birthday?... i'll never drink a day of my life... have fun wasting your time....
your choice of lifestyle is great, good for you, but don't shove your shit down our throats. you turn into a giant tool.

[FondestMemory]

Never, ever in my life will I drink anything alcoholic... i look down on those who do... mankind's stupidity has not fallin' into my hands... i'm a rational, pragmatic thinker... the world could use more of those...

and i look down on people who can't understand that not everybody's thinks of things the same way.

[Nick Lopez]

Never, ever in my life will I drink anything alcoholic... i look down on those who do... mankind's stupidity has not fallin' into my hands... i'm a rational, pragmatic thinker... the world could use more of those...
hahahaha

[blankster07]

hahahaha

i'm smarter than you...

[preppyak]

Never, ever in my life will I drink anything alcoholic... i look down on those who do... mankind's stupidity has not fallin' into my hands... i'm a rational, pragmatic thinker... the world could use more of those... your choice of lifestyle is great, good for you, but don't shove your shit down our throats. you turn into a giant tool. Might want to re-look up pragmatic and the fact that it has nothing to do with your argument...it's kind of hard to be looking at things from an experienced viewpoint when you haven't experienced them...

I'll save you the trouble of finding the definition:

"guided by practical experience...rather than theory..."

Hate to tell you, judging drinkers the way you are...it's theory based bullshit and makes you out to be, as Paul said, a "giant tool"

[looksthatkillbn]

i'm smarter than you...

i hate people like this fucktard who make people that don't drink look bad...

[waggy]

my 21st was rather uneventful. i made a trip to the liquor store and bought some booze for the first time, but i didn't go out. the next night i got wasted at a bowling alley. now there's something you can't do when you're under 21.

[Paul Tao]

i'm smarter than you...
hello, superiority complex.

[ArTkY_]

Woah, some people need to calm down. I don't drink, never planning on it, but you guys can drink if you want. I don't approve of drinking and think its bad but yeah, all that aside, I don't drink because its against my religion.

As for your 21st birthday, happy birthday and go fucking nuts, haha.

[Scuba Chris]

I had office duty the night before my 21st birthday so I was stuck in my room from midnight to 8am. Then I had work from 9am to 7 pm the day of. I still got to chill with some of my buds and watch the NCAA men's final and have some burrrrrrrrs. That's my story and I am sticking to it.

[Anton Djamoos]

Never, ever in my life will I drink anything alcoholic... i look down on those who do... mankind's stupidity has not fallin' into my hands... i'm a rational, pragmatic thinker... the world could use more of those...
Give me a break. Grow up, you'll at least social drink when you grow up, especially at job functions.

[Anton Djamoos]

i'm smarter than you...
Prove it, ignorant idiot.

[blankster07]

Might want to re-look up pragmatic and the fact that it has nothing to do with your argument...it's kind of hard to be looking at things from an experienced viewpoint when you haven't experienced them...

I'll save you the trouble of finding the definition:

"guided by practical experience...rather than theory..."

Hate to tell you, judging drinkers the way you are...it's theory based bullshit and makes you out to be, as Paul said, a "giant tool"

prag·mat·ic ( P ) Pronunciation Key (prg-mtk)
adj.
Dealing or concerned with facts or actual occurrences; practical.

Straight from dictionary.com -- I've looked at the facts, heard and seen countless idiotic acts, and I don't care if I am a "giant tool"... I know I'm right and you are wrong... enough said...

"Booze in any form is a WRONG thing: wine, beer or hard stuff, it all causes suffering and death all over the place. From the personal pain of a hangover, to families torn apart, babies banged to death in drunken rages and lives smashed by drunken drivers, no lasting good whatsoever comes from anything with alcohol in it-- when it's swallowed." - Maia

[FondestMemory]

from dictionary.com -- I've looked at the facts, heard and seen countless idiotic acts, and I don't care if I am a "giant tool"... I know I'm right and you are wrong... enough said...

wow. what a douche. i feel sorry for your friends, if you still have any.

nothing worse than a judgemental prick.

[enj0i29]

Never, ever in my life will I drink anything alcoholic... i look down on those who do... mankind's stupidity has not fallin' into my hands... i'm a rational, pragmatic thinker... the world could use more of those...

That's terribly ignorant to call people who drink stupid. So what? Get off your high horse, no one cares that you don't like alcohol.

[Paul Tao]

prag·mat·ic ( P ) Pronunciation Key (prg-mtk)
adj.
Dealing or concerned with facts or actual occurrences; practical.

Straight from dictionary.com -- I've looked at the facts, heard and seen countless idiotic acts, and I don't care if I am a "giant tool"... I know I'm right and you are wrong... enough said...

"Booze in any form is a WRONG thing: wine, beer or hard stuff, it all causes suffering and death all over the place. From the personal pain of a hangover, to families torn apart, babies banged to death in drunken rages and lives smashed by drunken drivers, no lasting good whatsoever comes from anything with alcohol in it-- when it's swallowed." - Maia
I have lost absolutely all respect for you.

[blankster07]

wow. what a douche. i feel sorry for your friends, if you still have any.

nothing worse than a judgemental prick.

judgemental prick is an interesting statement... have you ever wondered what this world would be like if we didn't judge people?

"Mommy and daddy," said the little girl. "I just got raped by that man over there."

"That's ok hunny," they reply. "Some people just do those things..."

How can we do justice without judgement?

[blankster07]

I have lost absolutely all respect for you.

Like I care...

[waggy]

judgemental prick is an interesting statement... have you ever wondered what this world would be like if we didn't judge people?

"Mommy and daddy," said the little girl. "I just got raped by that man over there."

"That's ok hunny," they reply. "Some people just do those things..."

How can we do justice without judgement?

dude seriously that's enough. you're comparing people who choose to drink to rapists now? you just keep digging a bigger hole and i can't imagine anyone is still on your side. if you think you can embarass yourself even more with further inane responses, go for it, but at this point it's starting to get pretty sad.

[FondestMemory]

judgemental prick is an interesting statement... have you ever wondered what this world would be like if we didn't judge people?

"Mommy and daddy," said the little girl. "I just got raped by that man over there."

"That's ok hunny," they reply. "Some people just do those things..."

How can we do justice without judgement?

that's quite possibly the dumbest thing i've ever heard.

what justice needs done? some people drink, some people don't. i don't understand what's so hard to understand about that.

[Alba]

Happy Birthday man ... even if it is a bit late. Hope you had a good one.

[Groogz]

i hate people like this fucktard who make people that don't drink look bad...
I agree with you, but come on, who uses the word 'fucktard'? Haha.

[Groogz]

Prove it, ignorant idiot.
Uh-oh Anton's getting upset!

[leftstranded]

just out of curiosity. what bars in kent did you go to. i got thrown out of mugs on my 21st

partyin in kent is the shit!!

[leftstranded]

and just to respond to this mornon saying "drinking is bad", even if your using the christian stance that's not exactly true. drunkinness is a sin, not drinking. i can have 3 beers and be perfectly fine. does that mean it's wrong. no.

i hate to start a religious discussion but i hate when people are too ignorant to even know their own religion

[Scuba Chris]

Seriously, there's that whole "blood of jesus" thing, where you drink wine.
alcohol is not bad, drunkedness is.

[blankster07]

and just to respond to this mornon saying "drinking is bad", even if your using the christian stance that's not exactly true. drunkinness is a sin, not drinking. i can have 3 beers and be perfectly fine. does that mean it's wrong. no.

i hate to start a religious discussion but i hate when people are too ignorant to even know their own religion

i'm the antichrist... dumb fuck... i believe in no religion... this isn't a relgious debate...