Matthew
04/20/03, 03:25 PM
Lamest Pun Ever Contest - rank on scale of 1 to 10, 1 being funny, 10 being lame. lamest pun wins.
*to understand this you must know that hollandaise is the sauce put on eggs benedict
One day, during christmas break, a young college student was feeling very homesick. He missed his home, and the breakfast his mom used to make him. So he went to a Denny's and ordered eggs benedict, his old favorite. The waitress brought him his eggs on a hard, shiny plate.
"What is this palte made of?" the young man asked.
"Chrome" replied the waitress.
"Why".
"Because" the waitress smiled, " there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
Beat that!
*to understand this you must know that hollandaise is the sauce put on eggs benedict
One day, during christmas break, a young college student was feeling very homesick. He missed his home, and the breakfast his mom used to make him. So he went to a Denny's and ordered eggs benedict, his old favorite. The waitress brought him his eggs on a hard, shiny plate.
"What is this palte made of?" the young man asked.
"Chrome" replied the waitress.
"Why".
"Because" the waitress smiled, " there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
Beat that!