Story Time!

[evil zach]

Tonight started out like anyother night. My mom drove me to cassies hous whear I met up with the usual crew. We got bored and decide to go egging. Ty thought it would be funny to throw one at a car. He did and we ran. we also got chased. We got separated. Rob and adam barry and I were looking the others when were comfronted by a group of about 10 people and a dog. they said "did you throw anything at a truck" and I said "no" They said "what are you doing out at night then?" I said I'm out for a walk with some friends, is that a cime" They said "you were running wen't you?" I said "how is that relvent?" They said "you wouldn't of ran if you didn't do anything wrong. You were calling for your friends too, i bett hats how you got separated!" I said "well thats the most logical explanation." Then they said "don't talk to me like that." I saud "I'll talk to you howver I damn well feel." The said, "we found your friends over their and they said you did it." I said "lets go talk to them then." Then they said I'm giving you a warning, but if you do it agin I'm calling the cops." I said "you don't have to worry cuz I didn't do anything in the firstplace you fucktard." Then on of them said "your a *** you fucking homo" I said "Your a fucking facist." He said "you better watch it. there's 10 of us and only 3 of you" I said "you're really brave arn't you? Go ahead gang beat me! I fucking dare you to!" Then he called me a *** again and left.

Now tell me about your night.
I;m so bored

[FishAlotNBePunk]

aww man i havnt egged since 7th grade.

soo fun.

[kalika]

well its still only 4pm so ill tell u the plan for the night, tho it might not turn out the ways its sposed to.

first im gonna walk the dog to the park, where ill let him run around off the leash for a little bit. it will just so happen that a small child will be at the park lookin for grashoppers as children are prone to doing. for some reason my dog will mistake the hunched over child as a kangaroo, and will proceed to rip its smelly little throat out. i will come running (ok who am i kidding, ill jog at best) and make sure noone is around, then mess up my hair, tear my clothes, roll in the dirt and smear some of the child blood on me. then i will put the dog back on the leash, run home and get someone to call the pork (the police) then, trying to hold back tears and shock, tell them all about the huge, mutant rabbit that i saw hunched over the poor lifeless child, who, upon hearing my screams, ran over and tried to kill me but my heroic pooch saved me by biting the rabbit on its horrible rabies infested leg. then i wll have a shower, eat tea (sorry DINNER) and retire to bed after my horrrifyning ordeal.

[evil zach]

take lots of pictures

[MaybeOneDay]

well my night started with me heading over to my cousin stephs house for a party. tons of hot chicks there, so it was all good. i got extremely loaded, and sat down with this one chick at the party. we got to talking, it was a very...umm..interesting conversation because we were both wasted out of our minds. we decided to go for a walk around the block but apparently the alcohol led us to a few wrong turns and we kind of got lost...haha it took us 2 and a half hours to find our way back to the party. i dunno how we got lost but it maybe it was because we were just talking the whole time we were walking, and not really paying attention to where we were going. and get this, after we got back, prolly no longer than 5 minutes after the cops broke up the party from massive amounts of complaints from neighbours and other people. shit, but it wasnt a bad night, id do it again.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by kalika
well its still only 4pm so ill tell u the plan for the night, tho it might not turn out the ways its sposed to.

first im gonna walk the dog to the park, where ill let him run around off the leash for a little bit. it will just so happen that a small child will be at the park lookin for grashoppers as children are prone to doing. for some reason my dog will mistake the hunched over child as a kangaroo, and will proceed to rip its smelly little throat out. i will come running (ok who am i kidding, ill jog at best) and make sure noone is around, then mess up my hair, tear my clothes, roll in the dirt and smear some of the child blood on me. then i will put the dog back on the leash, run home and get someone to call the pork (the police) then, trying to hold back tears and shock, tell them all about the huge, mutant rabbit that i saw hunched over the poor lifeless child, who, upon hearing my screams, ran over and tried to kill me but my heroic pooch saved me by biting the rabbit on its horrible rabies infested leg. then i wll have a shower, eat tea (sorry DINNER) and retire to bed after my horrrifyning ordeal.

haha, was it the rabbit from Donnie Darko ? if you've seen that movie.

[I3est of Me187]

my night consisted of posting on here. Beat that !!!!

[hot damn!]

Originally posted by kalika
well its still only 4pm so ill tell u the plan for the night, tho it might not turn out the ways its sposed to.

first im gonna walk the dog to the park, where ill let him run around off the leash for a little bit. it will just so happen that a small child will be at the park lookin for grashoppers as children are prone to doing. for some reason my dog will mistake the hunched over child as a kangaroo, and will proceed to rip its smelly little throat out. i will come running (ok who am i kidding, ill jog at best) and make sure noone is around, then mess up my hair, tear my clothes, roll in the dirt and smear some of the child blood on me. then i will put the dog back on the leash, run home and get someone to call the pork (the police) then, trying to hold back tears and shock, tell them all about the huge, mutant rabbit that i saw hunched over the poor lifeless child, who, upon hearing my screams, ran over and tried to kill me but my heroic pooch saved me by biting the rabbit on its horrible rabies infested leg. then i wll have a shower, eat tea (sorry DINNER) and retire to bed after my horrrifyning ordeal.

::applause::

that was good, filled with lots of vivids!!! it was almost like i was there.

good story.

[kalika]

*bows* thank you thank you

actually my night turned out to be this:

i posted, ate, talked on fone, watched tv and went to bed.

but it couldve happend the other way.

and yeah i saw donnie darko. and my god it was very simialr to that rabbit :eek:

[rxbanfan]

thats WAAAAAAAAAy to long, so i'll just reply with a feeble, haha

[IceCreamCone]

Originally posted by IceCreamCone
ok this mite be long.

today me and my friend (ADD) went to go smoke in the woods, actually it was on an island in the middle of the river. so we couldnt smoke cause the lighter sucked. as we were getting up to leave i light a little brush on fire. i knew there was like all kind of super dry ass wood by it so i was like dude i think we should put it out. there was like 5-6 fallen down trees. anyway we left it cause he was like it wont catch. so as we were walking up the path we look back and the fire was about 8ft tall and 6ft wide. and crazy amounts of smoke filled the sky. we sat back and admired. then light anopther one by a bridge that was on the path where we were walking. as we were trying to get it to catch well, we heard a siren and saw 2 police cars drive by. wh started walking through the woods and we hid behind a tree as a car drove in on one path. we rotated around the tree as it was going, making sure to not be seen. then we bolted out adn ran for our lives. we made it to the river and pulled off our shoes. we had to walk across like 50 degree water and it was no fun. his pants go wet up to like the middle of his pockets. then we got out and were gone. the whole time we had a 40 of weed. so if we got caught we coulda got tresspassing (private proprety, the park and field and shit), possesion, and arsin. we would have been in some nice trouble. then we walked home ran into some kids and rolled a blunt out of a dutch. then i ate half a pizza and a banna split. now here i am

[cheez mastah]

Had a huge argument with my girlfriends so-called "friend"... i hate people

[cheez mastah]

and went to the mall and bought Bright Eyes

[sigh]

well, my night sucked we did like nothing (2 friends came to stay over) we watched eye see you or some random movie, and then the matrix, and then we ran around the golf courses. Thers a huge lake that we threw a lot of shit in to make big splashes...(we were REALLY bored). We slept at 530 am, then today we went again in the golf courses to fool around where we discovered a water drainange system. Me and on other friend went through it, it was kinda boring we ended up at the other side off a river, and then i got to the bank and went across it and back on a log taht was hanging above it, so yea i had a boring 2 days

[pikenz]

i posted on here, all my friends are down the shore

[Stompemplay]

I made out today

[Stompemplay]

Good times.

[Stompemplay]

I love boobs.

[sigh]

Originally posted by Stompemplay
I love boobs.
oh man

[the_champ_is_here]

Originally posted by sigh
oh man


oh woman!

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by Stompemplay
I love boobs.