Last night, a girl pissed

[erikbue]

in my closet. One of the most ridiculous things I have ever witnessed. Stumbled out of bed, into the closet, closed the door behind her and took a really good piss.

oh, alcohol.

[Chromefox]

Fyl.

[Lunar]

Thread has already delivered.

[Jaimehere]

she just marked her territory

[introduction]

that's hot.

[apresnuledeluge]

Freshman year there was a kid on my floor who would periodically bring girls back to his room, do the deed, then pee on them when they tried to cuddle. Now he's an army ranger.

[xmicxcorex]

dude, that's amazing. makes me glad i dont have an actual closet for a girl to pee in...not that i think id ever experience that, but precautions are good. hahaha.

[Akissforher]

Thread has already delivered.

this.

[muttley]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[phil19]

its better than a golden shower.

[j4callen]

A friend of mine had a similar experience. Chick came into his room, he woke up, she was completely naked, and she sat on his computer chair (probably thinking it was the toilet) and pissed.

[Mibabalou]

Freshman year there was a kid on my floor who would periodically bring girls back to his room, do the deed, then pee on them when they tried to cuddle. Now he's an army ranger.

jesus

[Reaver]

there are some crazy chicks out there...

[reformryan]

freshman year of college, a girl got up from my roommates bed and peed in the middle of our floor then tried flushing her underwear down the toilet...

[ted is lying]

I can top all of this. My roommate came back shit faced and another, he tried ever door to find which room was his. Finally I managed to get in back in to our room and into his bed. 10 minutes later he got up knocked all the stuff I had on my desk off walked out the door into the people across from us. In that room was our friend who was also complete wrecked and his weird roommate. He started off by peeing in there chair(which contained our friends favorite T-shirt, his wallet, cellphone, Ipod touch, his laptop and a half eaten bowl of ramen noodles) Then he got into the weird kid bed and contuned to spoon him until he got out and slept on the floor. By then I managed to grab some of our friends to help us get him back into his room and get him to sleep. When we finally convinced him that it wasn't his room he told us he wont go back because "Sigma PI is in his room and wants to beat him up". Then we told him that we will help him fight the frat but he wasn't convinced we would stay. Then we told him if we get some baseball bats and crowbars will he willing to go back to his room. My roommate replied "yes please I want to hit someone with a crowbatbar". Once he got in to his and on his bed I walked out leaving my keys inside and my door locked, so I tried to knock and hope he would respond. A few seconds later the door swung open and there was my roommate with his mouth looking like it was going to blow up. Luckily that time he managed to make it to the bathroom where he threw up about 4-6 times. I walk back in my room and realize that it smells terrible "ohhhh shit he threw the fuck up". He for the most part threw on our carpet, his bed, a little bit of my bed, and my shoes. So that is most of the story that involved piss and throw up. Although the night does manage to get weirder for me, which you will read in chapter 7.

Also if he someone did piss in my closet they would ruin our famous closet microwave.

[more heart]

:lol:

[cscwell107]

Thread is awesome. I wish I had some worthy stories to deliver.

[BlackAxxe]

oh shit man, i was at a party one time and some girl just went into the cupboard and took at piss! it was the most crazy thing because she had no idea what was going on, i am sure she thought it was a toilet.

[Time Bomb Clock]

one of my friends pissed on my brand new flannel jacket once, it was green and brown, he told me later he thought he was outside and it was a patch of grass. I found him passed out on the stairs with his pants around his ankles.

[ted is lying]

Thread is awesome. I wish I had some worthy stories to deliver.
I got a few story's I can spare you. I sent them to a secret location here is how you can find them. First find the a coke dealer with a mullet, ask him for the diamond. He will give you a tooth brush and a piece of coal. He will tell you that you can turn the coal into a diamond, but you trick him by throwing the coal at him and then beating the crap out of him. Watch out in his back left pocket is a knife, grab it and stab in the ankle. From that point he will give you the diamond if you spare his life. Next go home and watch the weather channel and look for an area with where it is raining. Choose one anyone then go there and wait till you see a rainbow. Go to the rainbow there will be a convenient store underneath. Walk inside to the chips and snack food isle, look for a bag of bugles. Bring them to the counter and pay for them I belive they are 99 cent + tax. Now you may eat the bugles because I'm pretty sure you just worked up an appetite. After you finish go back to the convenient store and throw your diamond at the clerks face. KNOCK HIM THE FUCK OUT. Grab the diamond (it feel under the squishes machine) and take all the money in the register. Now you gotta find a guy named Big Pac, he is pretty tall and he is Chinese, so that limits it down quite a bit. Once you found him give him the money he will exchange it for your wife who he kidnapped while you were robbing a store. Once you have her out of harm way ask her were the Ruby of Eplietuous is. She will tell you the boat that was traveling it sunk to the bottom of the ocean. You reply fuck that I'm just going to email this kid on AP.net and ask for a good story.

[God damner]

When I was 5 my Dad and uncle who was living with us at the time went out one nite and got WRECKED. My dad pissed in my toybox and my mom woke up to find my uncle completely naked on our kitchen counter. Huzzah for alcohol.

[Mochem]

Not totally related, but it reminded me of this. A year or two ago this girl got really drunk at a party and shit her pants and made out with a gay dude in the same night. I think she moved to Louisiana after that.

[ted is lying]

:piss:

[the1]

dude, that's amazing. makes me glad i dont have an actual closet for a girl to pee in...not that i think id ever experience that, but precautions are good. hahaha.

That's like not buying a house in case it collapses.

[argg_xo]

I've smoked in a closet, made out in a closet, watched someone cry in a closet, turned my clothes around in a clost and took pictures but never have I pissed in a closet.

[bladerdude360]

Haha wow. Awesome, awesome thread.

[bobcatbob18]

Not totally related, but it reminded me of this. A year or two ago this girl got really drunk at a party and shit her pants and made out with a gay dude in the same night. I think she moved to Louisiana after that.

This made me crack up for a minute.

[xmicxcorex]

That's like not buying a house in case it collapses.

nah, its more like i still live with my parents for another 6-8 months, and when we moved in here 5 years ago i got the unfinished room in the basement and the design we chose for my room didn't involve putting in a formal closet because once I move out it becomes my dads woodshop...

[MADSTA]

Oh my god, I thought the title said passed and that you were laughing about a girl dying in your closet...

[TheBestBet]

I have a friend who gets drunk and pees in random places and thinks shes in the bathroom. She tried peeing in one of my kitchen cabinets at my house. She also peed on a coffee table in my friends house as well. So damn funny.

[chassmariee]

I'm so happy that hasn't been me! Hahaha, poor girl!

[gphatx]

Freshman year there was a kid on my floor who would periodically bring girls back to his room, do the deed, then pee on them when they tried to cuddle. Now he's an army ranger.
...ew.

[anthonydarko]

Amazing thread.

[The Summer Ends]

one time i got really drunk, slept with one of my best friend's sisters, then pissed the bed accidentally when she was still sleeping.

i woke up before her and bailed.

[xmicxcorex]

Not totally related, but it reminded me of this. A year or two ago this girl got really drunk at a party and shit her pants and made out with a gay dude in the same night. I think she moved to Louisiana after that.



av is amazing.

[Mochem]

This made me crack up for a minute.
Haha yeah, people seem to enjoy that story. Except for her.

av is amazing.
Thanks, AWK is amazing.

[God damner]

one time i got really drunk, slept with one of my best friend's sisters, then pissed the bed accidentally when she was still sleeping.

i woke up before her and bailed.


You sir are LEGEND

[the1]

one time i got really drunk, slept with one of my best friend's sisters, then pissed the bed accidentally when she was still sleeping.

i woke up before her and bailed.

Yeah cos you're Tucker Max right?

[Zach-Attack]

My uncle pissed in my dads closet when they were teenagers haha

[The Summer Ends]

Yeah cos you're Tucker Max right?
i don't know who that is, but i'll assume it's a compliment

[the1]

i don't know who that is, but i'll assume it's a compliment


http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_pee_blame.phtml#1074

[SincerelyMe]

I've never been drunk enough to think that anything other than a toilet was a toilet. Yay.

[The Summer Ends]

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_pee_blame.phtml#1074
hahaha that's an awesome story. it is pretty similar to mine, no lie, but i didn't wake her up and pin all the blame on her. i wasn't a complete dick like that.

[Sventhegreat]

I've had a random dude, who I still don't know who it was, come into my room and piss on the floor. Nice.

[nonamesleft]

It happens.

[denissuxx]

Epic thread is epic.

[ted is lying]

I've had a random dude, who I still don't know who it was, come into my room and piss on the floor. Nice.
That was my roommate.
I've never been drunk enough to think that anything other than a toilet was a toilet. Yay.
Neither have but I still enjoy pissing on random things. Every night when I come back I pee on this one car. I'm not sure who it is but now it has the permate smell of pee.

[mybreakingpoint]

my roommate pissed on my floor freshman year.

in the middle of the night, my blankets were kicked off my bed into his nice little puddle. i was still very tired, so i just picked them up and put them back on my bed, not knowing what they'd fallen in.

then when i woke up, i stepped onto the floor and into his piss.

then i smelled my blanket.

i think that was the most pissed off i've ever been in my entire life.

he did my laundry the rest of the school year. he's lucky i didn't make him use his toothbrush to scrub the floor. god, i'm getting nauseous again just thinking about it.

[zion the lion]

My friend pissed on my couch once, we were sitting there and I said something and she started laughing so hard that she couldnt move and she peed.

I wish someone would pee on me.

[.invisible ink.]

My friend pissed on my couch once, we were sitting there and I said something and she started laughing so hard that she couldnt move and she peed.

I wish someone would pee on me.

i'm sure that can be arranged (not by me though). ew.

[zion the lion]

i'm sure that can be arranged (not by me though). ew.

I wonder how anyone even brings that one up, would you say "ohhh baby pee on me" thats probably a boner killer.

[ohheroine]

never had anyone pee on my floor but i have come in to my room to find dirty used condoms on the floor next to my bed...

[.invisible ink.]

I wonder how anyone even brings that one up, would you say "ohhh baby pee on me" thats probably a boner killer.

no way, some dudes are into that stuff. if you're down, you should suggest taking a shower together and then bring it up while in there. it seems like a less awkward place for some reason.

one of my male friends asked me if he could pee on me (apparently he and an ex-girlfriend desecrated their apartment's living room by trying it there). i'm not really that open-minded about getting urine on me, personally.

[zion the lion]

no way, some dudes are into that stuff. if you're down, you should suggest taking a shower together and then bring it up while in there. it seems like a less awkward place for some reason.

one of my male friends asked me if he could pee on me (apparently he and an ex-girlfriend desecrated their apartment's living room by trying it there). i'm not really that open-minded about getting urine on me, personally.

Its not something that I find hot, but it seems like it would make a good story to tell my children one day.

Not really my children, I've already decided that me and my children will go on the understanding that I am and always will be a virgin.

[.invisible ink.]

Its not something that I find hot, but it seems like it would make a good story to tell my children one day.

Not really my children, I've already decided that me and my children will go on the understanding that I am and always will be a virgin.

yeah, telling your kids (or grand kids) that you let someone piss on you voluntarily might not be the choicest way to earn respect. but hey, what do i know?

[zion the lion]

yeah, telling your kids (or grand kids) that you let someone piss on you voluntarily might not be the choicest way to earn respect. but hey, what do i know?

Unless it involved a jellyfish sting. I have been peed on, just not voluntarily. At least pee is sterile, and tha'ts what I'm going to tell my babies.

[bstthngunvrhd7]

All I can think of now is the 'Chappelle's Show' episode where he made the paraody of R.Kelly's song 'Ignition' lmao

[Sventhegreat]

That was my roommate.

Neither have but I still enjoy pissing on random things. Every night when I come back I pee on this one car. I'm not sure who it is but now it has the permate smell of pee.

Haha yeah I love peeing on random shit too when i'm drunk.

[ted is lying]

Haha yeah I love peeing on random shit too when i'm drunk.
Last week my friend pee'd on a cat and a police station. Both of which where bad ideas.

[PerfectChaos337]

I have a story I can tell.

Back in 2001 my brother Jeff went to visit some of his friends who go to college in Massachusetts. They end up going to a bar around the campus. They all get pretty drunk, and my brother's friend leave to go back to the dorm room they lived in. My brother stays at the bar and continues to get wasted. He finally leaves the bar, in a crazy drunken mess. He gets back to the housing area and walks through the hallways puking and shouting. Someone called security and they picked him up. He gets to the security station, and somehow, my brother shits on the floor of the drunk tank. He says he remembers 'coming to' and looking at it, and knowing it was his, but he didn't remember doing it. The gaurds made him clean it up with the only 2 things that were in the "station" - windex and paper towels. Meanwhile, his friends see a note on their door that says "SEE CAMPUS SECURITY". One of the dudes goes to get my brother, but my brother didnt know him too well, so my brother says "Heeeeeeey man, whats up? I really appreciate you coming and getting me out of here...what was your name again?" so then he had to wait another few hours for the rest of his friends to show up.

The cops also called my mom and told her of the situation and that her son was "Vomiting and defecating" and that they "Needed to find him transportation back to his place of residence". My mom said "Thank you so much for not calling the real police" and they responded "M'am, we are the real police". My brother got a letter in the mail a few weeks later and it said he was banned from the campus, etc.

[Nick Le]

Thread has already delivered.

This. And it is continuing to do so.

[beth danger]

In college in the middle of the night, my wasted roommate walked into my room, opened my bottom dresser drawer and sat down on it, presumably to piss. Lucky for me, the weight made the drawer come off it's track, and she ended up tipped over on the floor in a pile of my clothes. I woke up, dragged her to the bathroom, and locked my bedroom door.

[TheGoodnightMoon]

my roommate pissed on my floor freshman year.

in the middle of the night, my blankets were kicked off my bed into his nice little puddle. i was still very tired, so i just picked them up and put them back on my bed, not knowing what they'd fallen in.

then when i woke up, i stepped onto the floor and into his piss.

then i smelled my blanket.

i think that was the most pissed off i've ever been in my entire life.

he did my laundry the rest of the school year. he's lucky i didn't make him use his toothbrush to scrub the floor. god, i'm getting nauseous again just thinking about it.

I lol'd.

[mybreakingpoint]

I lol'd.
you would, andy.

[Ravenous]

This could quite possibly be the most entertaining thread on this site I've read in a while. Hahaha.

[sodamnclever]

this thread makes me feel so much better about my drunkenness.

[Momo32T]

My suitemate my freshman year. Kids name was Jay, and but we call him Bono. Why? One day he walked into our connecting bathroom and started peeing on the rug with the door open. I asked, Jay, wtf are you doing? He replied, Im not Jay, Im Bono.

My favorite Bono story...one night he got back from a fraternity rush event and came into our room completely naked with nothing but a pillow case. He proceeded to kick each of his legs through the pillow case and used it as a diaper right in front of us. Yes, he shat in his pillowcase right in front of us.

[erikbue]

This has turned out to be quite a satisfactory first thread for me, haha. Definitely something I will never forget. I wish I could have seen my face as it happened.

[timb89]

Thread is awesome. I wish I had some worthy stories to deliver.

considering the subject matter im kinda glad i dont.

[timb89]

oh yes.
my friend was pissing on a wall (completely hammered).
alarm went off.
turn to run pants still down.
ran into a fire hydrant.
was lying on the floor bleeding, whimpering, pants down, and still pissing.

[katieissweet]

this thread makes me feel so much better about my drunkenness.
Me too. I am so glad I don't do that much stupid/embarrassing things when I'm drunk.

[StartAngry&Mad]

long story short...best friend in high school gets drunk and pukes into two plastic bags and sets the bags down on the couch next to him, bags tip over (obviously) pouring the puke all over our friend's $7000 green polka dot rug, instead of cleaning up aforementioned puke, my friend confused and disoriented simply stammers over and over again "but, but, I double-bagged it?!"....coincidentally we're not friends with the owner of the pretentious and completely unnecessary rug anymore

speaking of double-bagging it...I have a great story of a guy nicknamed "Saran Dan"...anyone guessing wrong as to where that story goes deserves a monkey-punch

[panties_nz]

My suitemate my freshman year. Kids name was Jay, and but we call him Bono. Why? One day he walked into our connecting bathroom and started peeing on the rug with the door open. I asked, Jay, wtf are you doing? He replied, Im not Jay, Im Bono.

My favorite Bono story...one night he got back from a fraternity rush event and came into our room completely naked with nothing but a pillow case. He proceeded to kick each of his legs through the pillow case and used it as a diaper right in front of us. Yes, he shat in his pillowcase right in front of us.


ahahahah

far out

[yellowhouse]

Not totally related, but it reminded me of this. A year or two ago this girl got really drunk at a party and shit her pants and made out with a gay dude in the same night. I think she moved to Louisiana after that.

Why Louisiana?

[Yellowcard2006]

what is this I don't even

What is wrong with all of these people peeing on things.

[reesa]

Oh my god, I thought the title said passed and that you were laughing about a girl dying in your closet...
hhahaha xD


i love this thread. i was really down about something but this has made my night. thanks everyone.

[jmirand1]

I hope you kicked that bitch out.

[the1]

what is this I don't even

What is wrong with all of these people peeing on things.

I am 12 and what is this?

[Yellowcard2006]

I am 12 and what is this?
:rotfl:

[Mochem]

Why Louisiana?
I think that's where she is from originally. I don't think her moving back really had much to do with the story, but I like to think it did. It's funnier.

[sodamnclever]

:rotfl:
your avatar is awesome.

[yellowhouse]

I think that's where she is from originally. I don't think her moving back really had much to do with the story, but I like to think it did. It's funnier.

Dont hate on Louisiana man.

[terror_91]

Freshman year there was a kid on my floor who would periodically bring girls back to his room, do the deed, then pee on them when they tried to cuddle. Now he's an army ranger.
I thought this thread couldn't get any better.

Then I read that.

[Yellowcard2006]

your avatar is awesome.
Oh thanks! I made it a few weeks ago when I realized all of their coverarts could be combined.

[caress me down]

For awhile every time I drank I would pee on the same church

[Mochem]

Dont hate on Louisiana man.
Haha no I just mean moving in general. Not that shitting your pants and making out with gay guys is directly related to Louisiana.

[AndrewIcex]

I salute you for sharing this with us.

[AndrewIcex]

For awhile every time I drank I would pee on the same church
What a odd and curiosity sparking statement.

[caress me down]

What a odd and curiosity sparking statement.
Haha. Well I'm glad you're intrigued

[PezMullet]

I know it's not pee related but it's still funny. One of my friends used to always do coke and end up masturbating for a couple hours. He was calling it ''getting tomatoed''(cause he was masturbating so much his dick was swollen and red like a tomato). His friend he knew for a couple years moved to the appartment next dooor with a shared balcony. One day she walked in to ask my friend something, found him asleep on the couch, shirtless, his pants around his ankles, with his laptop on his side still playing porn, and the best of it... he had a cumshot on his chest. She grabbed her phone, took a picture, sent it the guy sleeping and left.

[Lunar]

I'm just gonna go ahead and bump this.

[hellogorgeous]

my best friend was staying at my place and was so drunk she thought a drawer in my dresser was the toilet and peed on my band shirts :( foreshadowing?

[Mibabalou]

when i was a freshman this happened to my friend

but it was a dude

i guess getting really drunk means you think a toilet is a dresser

[silentstar1134]

I know it's not pee related but it's still funny. One of my friends used to always do coke and end up masturbating for a couple hours. He was calling it ''getting tomatoed''(cause he was masturbating so much his dick was swollen and red like a tomato). His friend he knew for a couple years moved to the appartment next dooor with a shared balcony. One day she walked in to ask my friend something, found him asleep on the couch, shirtless, his pants around his ankles, with his laptop on his side still playing porn, and the best of it... he had a cumshot on his chest. She grabbed her phone, took a picture, sent it the guy sleeping and left.


hahahahha! that is funny.

When I was at college I knew this kid who lived at the dorm room next door. I remember seeing him drunk and and yelling about something. The next thing I know his pants are around his ankles and he is pissing all over his room. WHILE THE FRONT DOOR IS WIDE OPEN FOR EVERYONE TO SEE. His roommate was in the room calmly reading a book while all this is taking place. After he was done pissing I asked if he needed help but instead he slipped on the urine and hit his face on the back of the wooden chair in the dorm room. His face was gushing with blood.

[ted is lying]

Kid who use to live across from had his first night of drinking and smoking weed, after about what 10 beers and a blunt he is was lying down in the hallway peeing, puking and in between puking he take a drink of the beer and the blunt, also he was screaming someone name although I really couldn't make it out. Then the RA came out and said " Put the blunt out pull him to the bathroom and if this continues call an ambulance, I didn't see anything". The floor is still stained with puke, piss and burn marks.

[theclap]

About two years ago my girlfriends friend spent the night at our house after some party and she ended up pissing on my new rug.

[staciebx0]

I've never been drunk enough to think that anything other than a toilet was a toilet. Yay.

this. i cant imagine being that bad that it comes to pisssing in random places.

[Idealist80]

me my friend and a girl were sleeping in my bed hammered and woke up to the whole bed soaked in piss... my buddy is notorious for pissing himself... some people dont know when to stop drinking ha

[overdrive91]

friend pissed on a hobo once. Poor hobo.

[.invisible ink.]

friend pissed on a hobo once. Poor hobo.

your friend sounds like a complete douchebag.

[CKY2K_Chicka777]

i got drunk for the first time a few weeks ago.....did more than ten shots of vodka...
slammed my face on a glass coffee table...nearly got a concussion, blacked out waaaay before that.

following day....worst day of my life....

i hate vodka.

[overdrive91]

your friend sounds like a complete douchebag.

Yeah, when he's drunk hes not the nicest person.

[Reaver]

following day....worst day of my life....

listening..

[miketheauthor]

Crazy bitch. Pee on her face in return, eh? Oh and yeah, one time my 19 year old friend pissed his pants after drinking around 10, maybe 11 beers. So hilarious when a man pisses his pants after a long night of drinking. If this ever happens to me, I won't even be angry, I'll be delighted to share the story.

[vickasaur_xoxo]

I got a few story's I can spare you. I sent them to a secret location here is how you can find them. First find the a coke dealer with a mullet, ask him for the diamond. He will give you a tooth brush and a piece of coal. He will tell you that you can turn the coal into a diamond, but you trick him by throwing the coal at him and then beating the crap out of him. Watch out in his back left pocket is a knife, grab it and stab in the ankle. From that point he will give you the diamond if you spare his life. Next go home and watch the weather channel and look for an area with where it is raining. Choose one anyone then go there and wait till you see a rainbow. Go to the rainbow there will be a convenient store underneath. Walk inside to the chips and snack food isle, look for a bag of bugles. Bring them to the counter and pay for them I belive they are 99 cent + tax. Now you may eat the bugles because I'm pretty sure you just worked up an appetite. After you finish go back to the convenient store and throw your diamond at the clerks face. KNOCK HIM THE FUCK OUT. Grab the diamond (it feel under the squishes machine) and take all the money in the register. Now you gotta find a guy named Big Pac, he is pretty tall and he is Chinese, so that limits it down quite a bit. Once you found him give him the money he will exchange it for your wife who he kidnapped while you were robbing a store. Once you have her out of harm way ask her were the Ruby of Eplietuous is. She will tell you the boat that was traveling it sunk to the bottom of the ocean. You reply fuck that I'm just going to email this kid on AP.net and ask for a good story.

hah, you should go into the movie business.

[ted is lying]

hah, you should go into the movie business.
Thank you I put a lot of effort in to that.

[TangledUp]

she just marked her territory
This brought the lolz

[CKY2K_Chicka777]

listening..

i had a hangover from hell until 5 the next morning and got one of hour sleep before i had class.
now i know my limit haha

[DejaMe]

my roommate pissed on my floor freshman year.

in the middle of the night, my blankets were kicked off my bed into his nice little puddle. i was still very tired, so i just picked them up and put them back on my bed, not knowing what they'd fallen in.

then when i woke up, i stepped onto the floor and into his piss.

then i smelled my blanket.

i think that was the most pissed off i've ever been in my entire life.

he did my laundry the rest of the school year. he's lucky i didn't make him use his toothbrush to scrub the floor. god, i'm getting nauseous again just thinking about it.

Was that pun intended....sure made me lol

[DejaMe]

I have a story I can tell.

Back in 2001 my brother Jeff went to visit some of his friends who go to college in Massachusetts. They end up going to a bar around the campus. They all get pretty drunk, and my brother's friend leave to go back to the dorm room they lived in. My brother stays at the bar and continues to get wasted. He finally leaves the bar, in a crazy drunken mess. He gets back to the housing area and walks through the hallways puking and shouting. Someone called security and they picked him up. He gets to the security station, and somehow, my brother shits on the floor of the drunk tank. He says he remembers 'coming to' and looking at it, and knowing it was his, but he didn't remember doing it. The gaurds made him clean it up with the only 2 things that were in the "station" - windex and paper towels. Meanwhile, his friends see a note on their door that says "SEE CAMPUS SECURITY". One of the dudes goes to get my brother, but my brother didnt know him too well, so my brother says "Heeeeeeey man, whats up? I really appreciate you coming and getting me out of here...what was your name again?" so then he had to wait another few hours for the rest of his friends to show up.

The cops also called my mom and told her of the situation and that her son was "Vomiting and defecating" and that they "Needed to find him transportation back to his place of residence". My mom said "Thank you so much for not calling the real police" and they responded "M'am, we are the real police". My brother got a letter in the mail a few weeks later and it said he was banned from the campus, etc.

Damn thats pretty crazy!! What does he think of that whole incident looking back at it now...does he just laugh it off or regret it??

I must say this thread is on a roll. Many highly entertaining and epic druken stories which I always like to read about. It never ceases to amaze me how dumb some people can be when they are wasted.

[concernedparent]

My uncle pissed in my dads closet when they were teenagers haha
Hey, you go to the high school I graduated from. Weird.

[Zach-Attack]

Hey, you go to the high school I graduated from. Weird.

Cool :D

[the1]

Thank God I've always retained some kind of sanitary sanity whilst drunk.I just fall over haha

[terror_91]

i got drunk for the first time a few weeks ago.....did more than ten shots of vodka...
slammed my face on a glass coffee table...nearly got a concussion, blacked out waaaay before that.

following day....worst day of my life....

i hate vodka.
This is the problem of having such strict drinking laws; people can't handle it when they think they can.

[Power SEO]

OMG, i have never heard that chicks Pee too :D. Now, dont send me Scat porn you dogs, LOL :)

[spitzfire321]

heard this story from a friend : her cousin got so drunk that she actually striped down to nothing, ran outside and pissed on the front lawn like a dog [ to make it worse, there were little kids and jewish people walking around outside]. when she was carried in the house, her mom was like : " OH MY GOD !!! you are such an animal !!! i cant believe you did that !!! ohhhh, im so upset !!! "... she tried to say " blow me bitch " but she puked all over her mom before she could finish and on top of that she passed out on the couch and pissed on it...

[CKY2K_Chicka777]

heard this story from a friend : her cousin got so drunk that she actually striped down to nothing, ran outside and pissed on the front lawn like a dog [ to make it worse, there were little kids and jewish people walking around outside]. when she was carried in the house, her mom was like : " OH MY GOD !!! you are such an animal !!! i cant believe you did that !!! ohhhh, im so upset !!! "... she tried to say " blow me bitch " but she puked all over her mom before she could finish and on top of that she passed out on the couch and pissed on it...


....lolololol....wtf hahahaha

"blow me bitch"

[sweepthenation]

I've pissed under my desk twice when I've been drunk. Roomates bed was like right next to it as well haha

[spitzfire321]

....lolololol....wtf hahahaha

"blow me bitch"

yeah, i couldnt stop laughing the 1st time i heard that story :-d

[Trioxide]

my roommate pissed on my floor freshman year.

in the middle of the night, my blankets were kicked off my bed into his nice little puddle. i was still very tired, so i just picked them up and put them back on my bed, not knowing what they'd fallen in.

then when i woke up, i stepped onto the floor and into his piss.

then i smelled my blanket.

i think that was the most pissed off i've ever been in my entire life.

he did my laundry the rest of the school year. he's lucky i didn't make him use his toothbrush to scrub the floor. god, i'm getting nauseous again just thinking about it.

This story makes me glad i spent all of my uni days living in my own room.

[<*)))><]

Thank God I've always retained some kind of sanitary sanity whilst drunk.I just fall over haha
Then you have not drank enough.

[the1]

Then you have not drank enough.

If I managed to piss myself drunk, I would probably just end my life then and there. There's limits....

[RecklessXRandy]

:lol:

[<*)))><]

If I managed to piss myself drunk, I would probably just end my life then and there. There's limits....
It is more of an achievement knowing it is harder to get any drunker, also right before you get to the point you get a second wind so you can keep drinking.

[the1]

It is more of an achievement knowing it is harder to get any drunker, also right before you get to the point you get a second wind so you can keep drinking.

I don't enjoy being really drunk. I hate the impending sense of doom as you go to bed and the room spins, where you wonder if you're ever going to wake up!

[<*)))><]

I don't enjoy being really drunk. I hate the impending sense of doom as you go to bed and the room spins, where you wonder if you're ever going to wake up!
That means you didn't drink enough or you didn't stop soon enough. Troubleshoot stop drinking an hour before you go to sleep or keep drinking till your asleep.

[Urglegrew]

We had prank wars at one of the camps i went to, and i pooped right next to the air conditioner and turned it on so it would marinate in their cabin...

[krystofer]

We had prank wars at one of the camps i went to, and i pooped right next to the air conditioner and turned it on so it would marinate in their cabin...
ewww, did you bring toilet paper at least?

[terror_91]

If I managed to piss myself drunk, I would probably just end my life then and there. There's limits....
Ye, I've always felt this.
I reckon if I started pissing myself or if I started getting into fights then I would stop drinking.

[Urglegrew]

ewww, did you bring toilet paper at least?
i walked akwardly to the bathroom

[frenchatticus]

this brought the lol

[Willy McFurgle]

i wanna be friends with that girl, have her get trashed and pee in the closets of everyone i dislike

[wildrocks90]

hahha a friend of mine pee'd on the subway out in the open while waiting for the train haha

[phil19]

hahha a friend of mine pee'd on the subway out in the open while waiting for the train haha

classy

[wildrocks90]

classy



haha we try

[xkatemonster]

my friend has a urination problem.
Schoolies week after high school he got wasted and pissed all over our two friends who were sleeping on the floor.
A year or two later we were partying in the city and he pissed in the hotel closet. he also built himself a fort under the dining table to sleep in.

[AP_Punk]

:appl:

[fake empire]

I'd fuck her imd runk weeeeee

[open mind]

i witnessed a buddy of mine piss in his closet back during middle/high school days. when he was done he walked out and said something like "fuck man, i think i just pissed in the closet"...good times.

[Greg.Kushlan]

I pissed my pants while throwing up on my bedroom floor last year. I went to this party, and was careless about how much I drank. My friend and two girls I didn't know had to carry me to my friends car and on the way to the car one of my shoes fell off, so they had to go all the way back to the party to look for the shoe that fell off. After that I had a girl help me up to my apartment. After she made sure I was ok she left, and then I decided to lay down on the floor instead of on the bed where I was when she left. I started throwing up, and then when I stood up, I realized I had pissed my pants. I woke up naked the next morning, and had covered the piss and vomit with my clothes I was wearing the previous night.

[THE KNØCKØUT]

ahahahaaaaa

[THE KNØCKØUT]

muahahahhaaaaa

[THE KNØCKØUT]

ahahah was that an akward breakfast???? ahahaha

[THE KNØCKØUT]

...

[THE KNØCKØUT]

.asasa

[THE KNØCKØUT]

gregg the bunny

[THE KNØCKØUT]

will eat the living children. . . all together

[THE KNØCKØUT]

in one room

[THE KNØCKØUT]

ON A SATURDYAT NIGHT!!! ahaha im done :)

[Dystroxia]

That reminds me.

I went to the library yesterday, and this girl told this guy "OMG like I got drunk last night, passed out at 3 AM and woke up at Taco Bell."

I literally bursted out laughing and got kicked out the library.

[Dystroxia]

heard this story from a friend : her cousin got so drunk that she actually striped down to nothing, ran outside and pissed on the front lawn like a dog [ to make it worse, there were little kids and jewish people walking around outside]. when she was carried in the house, her mom was like : " OH MY GOD !!! you are such an animal !!! i cant believe you did that !!! ohhhh, im so upset !!! "... she tried to say " blow me bitch " but she puked all over her mom before she could finish and on top of that she passed out on the couch and pissed on it...

HAHAHAHA :rotfl:

Holy shit that was hilarious!

[miketheauthor]

What's up with girls getting drunk and pissing all over everything? Fuckin broads.

[I am Mick]

I drink at very least a liter of vodka every time I party and I have never pissed somewhere I shouldn't have or puked somewhere I shouldn't have, what's with these kids

[Bingham88]

When I was like 10 my dad came on a boy scout camping trip with me and my troop apparently I slept walked to what I thought was outside to pee but it was really my dads room of the tent. I pissed all over my sleeping dad. Hahaha.

[Dystroxia]

Dont hate on Louisiana man.

This.

[xkatemonster]

my cousin also used to have issues combining the practice of sleep walking and pissing.
three of the most memorable occasions:
1. My aunty was woken up in the middle of the night to the sound of someone downstairs. she woke up her husband, and they walk to the kitchen armed with a bat. switch on the light only to find my cousin pissing in the garbage bin. He starts swearing in his sleep something along the lines of 'fuck off michael' (michael his little bro). My uncle laughs and says to him 'dont forget to flush'. my cuz litterally walks to the kitchen counter, pushes one hand down on the counter whilst opening and closing a kitchen drawer, then walks to bed mumbling.
2. this time my older cousin and i were watching a movie, while the sleep-peer was napping on the couch. We were so focused on the movie, we didnt realise my lil cuz has gotten up and started pissing on the coffee table till he was halfway through. Literally pissed so much coasters lifted up and floated over the edge. all we could do was laugh. my aunty was pissed.
3. this time his mate from the coast was sleeping over. my cuz starts sleep walking, bumps into the couch where his friend is sleeping, whips it out over this guys face, and just before he starts to piss, the other guy wakes up screaming and confused and narrowly dodges a stream of piss.

those were hilarious days.

[yellowhouse]

This.

I think you're the only other Louisianian I've come across on this website. Props!

[rising_tied]

Yea I witnessed something like that as well.
Girl got hella fucked up and they pumped an airmatress to let her crash on it.. blahblahblah long story. She fell while puking and busted her lip on the toilet seat... then the party was over in the basement and shit and everyone was trying to sleep, but I couldnt fall asleep for the life of me. I see her stand in the dark.. I was trying to avoid confrontation so I acted like I was asleep. Through my eyelashes I saw her walk over to the couch I was at ...She sat in the chair next to the couch and I closed my eyes. Then I heard like water running and in my head i was like WTF how did she get to the washroom that fast I open my eye and see her knee.. I didnt want to look up or shed know I spotted her.. Then I hear it start dripping onto the floor. when I thought the coast was clear I opened my eyes .. Bad timing , she was pulling up her pants so I saw ass. then she went back to sleep and I looked over the couch to see a puddle laying on the chair.. It was so hard not to laugh through the whole thing

[StrictlyBiznas]

A girl I lived with last year at school got real drunk and pissed in our laundry room one night.

[Lizbella]

When I was like 10 my dad came on a boy scout camping trip with me and my troop apparently I slept walked to what I thought was outside to pee but it was really my dads room of the tent. I pissed all over my sleeping dad. Hahaha.

That's such an unfortunate choice of words.

[Dystroxia]

I think you're the only other Louisianian I've come across on this website. Props!

Really?

I've ran into one guy that was from Shreveport.

[DanTGD]

I can top all of this. My roommate came back shit faced and another, he tried ever door to find which room was his. Finally I managed to get in back in to our room and into his bed. 10 minutes later he got up knocked all the stuff I had on my desk off walked out the door into the people across from us. In that room was our friend who was also complete wrecked and his weird roommate. He started off by peeing in there chair(which contained our friends favorite T-shirt, his wallet, cellphone, Ipod touch, his laptop and a half eaten bowl of ramen noodles) Then he got into the weird kid bed and contuned to spoon him until he got out and slept on the floor. By then I managed to grab some of our friends to help us get him back into his room and get him to sleep. When we finally convinced him that it wasn't his room he told us he wont go back because "Sigma PI is in his room and wants to beat him up". Then we told him that we will help him fight the frat but he wasn't convinced we would stay. Then we told him if we get some baseball bats and crowbars will he willing to go back to his room. My roommate replied "yes please I want to hit someone with a crowbatbar". Once he got in to his and on his bed I walked out leaving my keys inside and my door locked, so I tried to knock and hope he would respond. A few seconds later the door swung open and there was my roommate with his mouth looking like it was going to blow up. Luckily that time he managed to make it to the bathroom where he threw up about 4-6 times. I walk back in my room and realize that it smells terrible "ohhhh shit he threw the fuck up". He for the most part threw on our carpet, his bed, a little bit of my bed, and my shoes. So that is most of the story that involved piss and throw up. Although the night does manage to get weirder for me, which you will read in chapter 7.

Also if he someone did piss in my closet they would ruin our famous closet microwave.

terrible, terrible english.

[argg_xo]

I drink at very least a liter of vodka every time I party and I have never pissed somewhere I shouldn't have or puked somewhere I shouldn't have, what's with these kids
They're all lightweights :shrug:

[mark_heat3]

cool thread

[jco3]

keep em coming!

[Dystroxia]

This needs a bump

[CofeyWasHere]

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[herestoyoufla]

Last week my friend pee'd on a cat and a police station. Both of which where bad ideas.
that was the first one to actually make me laugh out loud for some reason...

[herestoyoufla]

Alright, so my friend's were pregaming to go out and got very intoxicated. Some of them didn't even make it to the club they were orignally supposed to be going to. My friend John gets back to the house and falls asleep for about an hour on the couch. He wakes up, still in a drunken slumber and just whips it out and starts peeing off of the couch. This other kid was right beside the couch and feels this piss crashing down on him and goes "John, you're peein' on me" and just keeps saying "no i'm not" and "shh, it's okay". Finally he realized what he was doing and started wabbling to the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling that the kid was a fucking liar as he attempted to tell everyone else in the house.

[Macbeth.]

I don't have any piss stories. I'm not an animal.

[rollerman4221]

I don't have any piss stories. I'm not an animal.

that just means you don't party hard enough

[Dystroxia]

this needs to be seriously bumped

[cristinaa]

I once saw a girl pee out of a window 4 stories up.