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Broken Parachute
05/12/06, 10:44 PM
Well, what's your favorite?

I'd go with Adewale Ogunleye and Quinten McKracken.
FreshyFresh23
05/12/06, 10:46 PM
Smush Parker... maybe some coco crisp
Broken Parachute
05/12/06, 10:49 PM
Smush Parker... maybe some coco crisp

I think Smush may win this one. What parent names their kid Smush? The problem with Coco Crisp is that Coco is just a nickname, not his real name.

Milton Bradley is another good one.
mikeford
05/12/06, 10:50 PM
not a sport but: the immortal Dick Trickle
itsjdiggity
05/12/06, 10:52 PM
aka the Gregor Fucka thread
FallOutBoyPunch
05/12/06, 10:54 PM
Ben Gay who played/still may play for the Browns.

And yeah, I agree, if racing were considered a sport, the winner would have to be Dick Trickle.
FallOutBoyPunch
05/12/06, 10:54 PM
Dick Butkus ain't bad either.
FallOutBoyPunch
05/12/06, 10:55 PM
Ahaha, I just thought of another great one, Rusty Kuntz. Come on, top that.
Broken Parachute
05/12/06, 11:00 PM
Ahaha, I just thought of another great one, Rusty Kuntz. Come on, top that.

Haha that's going to be hard.

It'll be a challenge to try and top Rusty Kuntz and Smush Parker.
ActorInThisPlay
05/12/06, 11:16 PM
Heathcliff Slocumb ftw.
Broken Parachute
05/12/06, 11:17 PM
Heathcliff Slocumb ftw.

Hahaha that's a good one.
Broken Parachute
05/12/06, 11:18 PM
i gotta say. Orel Herscheiser is pretty bad.
Broken Parachute
05/12/06, 11:19 PM
How about Wiki Gonzalez and Wandy Rodriguez.
itsjdiggity
05/12/06, 11:21 PM
http://i2.tinypic.com/zkhb2p.jpg
this makes me laugh
itsjdiggity
05/12/06, 11:25 PM
http://i1.tinypic.com/zkhdts.jpg
somethingyellow
05/12/06, 11:26 PM
http://i2.tinypic.com/zkhb2p.jpg
this makes me laughhaha where did you find that
Goodbye Forever
05/12/06, 11:31 PM
God Shamgod
Popeye Jones
Tim Biakabutuka
Vinny Del Negro

Some personal favorites.
itsjdiggity
05/12/06, 11:34 PM
haha where did you find that

i remember reading his name in a SI maybe around 8 years ago and i havent forgotten since
itsjdiggity
05/12/06, 11:35 PM
http://www.ducey.com/Graphics/PapaCard.jpg
ActorInThisPlay
05/12/06, 11:36 PM
Ivana Mandic

http://www.nineronline.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2002/11/08/3dcb3b515dd9b?in_archive=1
1moreandimfree
05/12/06, 11:36 PM
Liz Funk
1moreandimfree
05/12/06, 11:37 PM
Ivana Mandic

http://www.nineronline.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2002/11/08/3dcb3b515dd9b?in_archive=1

haahah "Mandic brings size and experience" hahahaha
Broken Parachute
05/12/06, 11:41 PM
I knew itsjdiggity would be in here sooner or later, but man is he contributing. Hahaha
Emopunkthrice
05/12/06, 11:56 PM
Johnny Blewit from the Oral Roberts team this year.
Broken Parachute
05/12/06, 11:56 PM
Johnny Blewit from the Oral Roberts team this year.

Johnny Blewit goes to Oral Roberts.

How perfect.
sweethypocrisy
05/13/06, 09:16 AM
D'Cody ***g
crit
05/13/06, 09:17 AM
http://i2.tinypic.com/zkhb2p.jpg
this makes me laugh

i think we have a winner. but rusty kunts is a close second.
Tim Thomas
05/13/06, 09:25 AM
Fennis Dembo
preppyak
05/13/06, 09:27 AM
haahah "Mandic brings size and experience" hahahaha
haha
not a sport but: the immortal Dick Trickle
My personal favorite

Ahaha, I just thought of another great one, Rusty Kuntz. Come on, top that.
hahaha...great name. Imagine if he had a son that played with him on the same team..."the kuntz's are a dominating force out there"
xglassjawx
05/13/06, 10:03 AM
Two english footballers...

Danny Shittu
Tommy Mooney
ActorInThisPlay
05/13/06, 10:16 AM
Mike Sweeney sounds like Mike's Weenie....
zizou1790
05/13/06, 10:17 AM
i always thought Brett Blizzard was a sweet name for a 3 point shooter i think he went to UNCW if i remember correctly
Beloved Broken
05/13/06, 10:45 AM
There's one guy in my country, whose name in English would be Yourdick Myballs.
Now what were HIS parents thinking...?
wessa
05/13/06, 10:49 AM
Chone Figgins, just because you pronounce his first name Sean
dpmurph
05/13/06, 10:59 AM
Joakim Noah
dont you move
05/13/06, 11:41 AM
gaylord perry
looksthatkillbn
05/13/06, 11:51 AM
chris fuamatu-ma'afala

and ben gay played for the browns for one year, maybe two, and that was it. i think three years ago.
Dirty Ernie
05/13/06, 01:05 PM
god shamgod gets my vote for most obnoxious
xearlynovemberx
05/13/06, 01:19 PM
http://i1.tinypic.com/zkhdts.jpg

hahaha didnt the giants draft him
1moreandimfree
05/13/06, 01:40 PM
great thread
cuetheflames
05/13/06, 01:41 PM
one of the dudes for the buckeyes that just got drafted the other weekend's last name is YOUBOOTY
Broken Parachute
05/13/06, 01:46 PM
god shamgod gets my vote for most obnoxious

hahaha god shamgod
preppyak
05/13/06, 06:24 PM
one of the dudes for the buckeyes that just got drafted the other weekend's last name is YOUBOOTY
yeah, it was possible that their cornerbacks were going to be Gay and Youbouty in New England...that would have been hilarious
Broken Parachute
05/13/06, 06:25 PM
yeah, it was possible that their cornerbacks were going to be Gay and Youbouty in New England...that would have been hilarious

Haha that would have been hilarious.
Clarett'sGreyGoose
05/13/06, 08:32 PM
one of the dudes for the buckeyes that just got drafted the other weekend's last name is YOUBOOTY
Yeah, he's on the Bills. Ashton Youboty.
itsjdiggity
05/13/06, 08:37 PM
http://i3.tinypic.com/zmgmfb.jpg
Ravenna
05/13/06, 09:04 PM
World B. Free
Broken Parachute
05/13/06, 10:47 PM
http://i2.tinypic.com/zkhb2p.jpg
this makes me laugh

Does anyone else notice his name is Gregor Fucka? Remind you of a certain Greg Focker?

http://www.wherehouse.com/amgcover/dvd/full/zz/zz/zzzz2474217.jpg